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"Come here, Morty." The blonde female researcher was with a group of researchers in the same white coat, and everyone except her looked at Morty with cold eyes, as if they were looking at a test subject.

Morty pursed her lips and walked over with her head down.

This is also the reason why he does not like to participate in the experiment, because the group does not see him as a human at all, but as a ...... Well, it's called a containment, right, it's so uncomfortable.

Although Morty knows that his IQ is not high enough, he can also understand what it is like to be used as an experiment.

But what could he do? I thought it was a pleasant trip, but there was an accident along the way, what did that old bastard Rick say?

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"Morty! Oh, my most trusted assistant Morty, you trust me, right...... Hiccup~ Trust me...... Hiccup~ The smartest man in the entire universe will definitely come back to save you, right? The disgusting old man with a hedgehog head, gulping down the bottle he was carrying, and speaking with a spittle, bald and almost bald, shook his shoulders and said inarticulately.

"Ah~ Rick, there's one thing I've always had that I don't quite understand." With a reluctant smile on his face, he gestured to the bottle in Rick's hand, "Why do you always have some unfinished wine in your hands?" ”

"Is that what you're talking about? Gurgling ...... Rick looked at his grandson drunkenly, then picked up the wine bottle in his hand and looked at it, and said proudly: "Of course, it's in my limited capacity wormhole space!" It's something that only Rick, the world's greatest and brightest mad scientist, could have invented! ”

Syllable!

Morty snatched the bottle from Rick's hand and slammed it on the ground with a crisp sound.

"You're crazy! You bastard! You will expose us! Rick seemed to wake up from alcohol for a moment, then cautiously took out a strange-looking pistol and looked around: "It's possible that such a loud voice will lure that inexplicable Foundation guy over!" Don't you want to live? ”

"You're the bastard! Since you have those handy storage items, why not have more energy batteries for the Portal Gun! Rick clutched at his hair, "If it weren't for you, how could we be trapped in this damn world?" ”

"Calm down, Morty." Rick slapped Morty twice in the face, with a serious expression, if it weren't for the disgusting saliva on the corner of his mouth, maybe he would be very handsome: "Hiccup~ Morty, you know, I am the smartest and best person in the entire universe, and geniuses like me are often very conceited and confident, you know?" Forehead...... I often calculate the amount of energy batteries needed back and forth before we set off on a trip, and every minute can show my greatness and excellence. ”

Rick explained in a serious way - if it weren't for the fact that his eyes wandered from side to side and his tone often paused because of his weak heart, Morty might have believed it.

"So what's going on this time? Did the genius scientists calculate that we were going to be reduced to a lonely universe? I don't even see Jerry in this world! Morty shook Rick's hand away and sneered.

"Ah...... You know, even the most talented scientists will have times when they are negligent, hiccup~" Rick's eyes rolled and immediately explained: "For example, one punctuation mark is missing, of course, how could I make a mistake because I thought of the alien big ass woman I watched last night, hahahaha...... I'm Rick, of course, because the space-time fault curved and accidentally took us out of the world, hahahaha...... Probably so. ”

Rick laughed and his voice grew quieter, and then he confessed with a blank face, "Okay, I did accidentally teleport by undercounting one decimal point, but I swear I really wasn't the fault of that alien woman with a big ass...... Because I also have to add her daughter and husband, my attention is a little relaxed. ”

"Morty, don't worry, though! Hiccup~" Rick grabbed Morty's shoulders and said in an affirmative tone: "The great Rick has already thought of a solution, and I have solved the problem of energy, you see......"

Rick pressed the watch on his wrist and projected a light screen on which he quickly wrote various mathematical formulas and symbols that Morty couldn't read.

"Rick...," Morty's hand raised, then lowered again, "I said, can you just say it, I may not understand it." ”

"You're not some, but all, my brain may have been dulled by Jerry's stupidity, and I hope that with your IQ you might understand, Fack!" Rick threw the virtual chalk away and said indignantly.

"All in all, I've done experiments on you to teleport energy batteries and the possibility of human dependence, and although it didn't work, it didn't fail, and I have always used the battery energy stored in your body as a reserve, so as long as I activate the backup energy on your body, I can leave this damn world...... Well, I'm talking about us! ”

"Oh! Rick, you bastard! Morty touched his body up and down with some horror: "You old ** of donkey days!" What the are you doing on me! ”

He was so frightened that he didn't even pay attention to the meaning of Rick's last words.

"Don't worry! Morty! Rick tried to reassure him.

"Oh! Shit！ How can you rest assured! It's not like your body is suddenly experimenting! Speaking of which, when did you do it? Morty asked with a frantic look on his face, "What the hell did you do to me?" ”

"I can't remember, it seems to be the day of your summer vacation, when you were sleeping, by the way, you were still dreaming of spring with Jessica that night." Rick scratched his bald head and tried to recall: "Actually, I didn't do anything, I just did some experiments on the reproductive organs of animals such as wild boars to transplant human beings, you have to thank me, at least I made you a man, otherwise you would be as sexually impotent as Jerry's guy." ”

"yes, thank you so much." Morty nodded in agreement: "By the way, how to activate the energy battery you said?" ”

"It's easy, you turn around first." Rick's tone was demagoguery, like a demon.

"I turned around, and then what?" Morty thought it was a little strange, but did it anyway.

"Morty, the switch for the backup energy battery, I put it in your most sensitive position for safety reasons, as long as it is stimulated enough, it will make a choice through the reaction of your sensory nerves, do you want to guess where that location is?" Rick took a small electric baton out of his pocket and aimed it at Morty's ass in a strange tone.

"Nope! Wait a minute! Rick! It's my first time there! Morty's face changed as he remembered something, and then a large amount of electricity rushed out of the sensitive area, making his brain tremble.

"You're in front of you too." Rick said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, I've got the power under control until I need it." ”

A few minutes later.

"Aren't you alright? Rick. Morty asked, a little weakly.

"It's already done." Rick pulls a green battery from the top of Morty's head and attaches it to a strangely shaped firearm.

"Then hurry up! Cure me, I can't stay any longer! Morty's tone was a little excited, and then he didn't get a response from the other party, which gave him an ominous premonition.

"What to say, Morty." Rick's expression was a little weak: "Actually, the amount of this battery is limited, I didn't think that if there was more than one person, you would be squeezed dry and died, so I only have one person's weight now, but don't worry, I will come back to save you!" ”

"Rick!" Morty tried to struggle, but the weakness of his muscles kept him from moving.

"Don't worry—Morty—I'll be back to save you!" Rick's voice lengthened, and Morty watched as he entered the yellow-green portal.

"By the way, because of the activation, the teleportation energy may have a small impact on you." Rick's head popped out of the portal again and said, and his tone was a little uncertain: "Probably, a little, really." ”

"Also, don't give away your real name." Subsequently, the portal closed completely.

Morty was once again tricked by his grandfather, and in the end, he could only watch as Foundation agents in combat uniforms surrounded him.

"That ......" Morty's expression was a little apprehensive, he swallowed his saliva, and said slowly:

"Can you help me put on my pants?"

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