Chapter 32 The Poor Road Fights the Weak

"Okay......" Tan Jianguo shook his head.

The difference between a professional Taoist priest and a band in the countryside is the third time I have said it.

Professional Taoist priests, not to mention moving mountains and seas to call for wind and rain, the knowledge is still relatively comprehensive.

The Taoist priest in the countryside generally only has one skill, and when he runs out, he will die.

Tan Jianguo's grandfather doesn't have much ability, he can do qigong and write a few talismans.

That's right...... Smashing the gods? Then as long as you hit it hard, it's not technical work!

The two were chatting, and suddenly there were a lot of loess slag in their mouths, which must be uncomfortable, and the body instinctively slammed against the ground!

"Hey, Team Zhou, can you move a little quieter? The dirt is in my mouth. Xiao Jianping shook his hair and threw out a small handful of loess.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhou Weijun's voice came down loud and small.

But as soon as he finished saying this, he threw a big push of loess down from above.

There is really no sincerity at all!

Tan Jianguo also felt that Zhou Weijun's movement was too much, patted the falling soil, raised his head and said, "Be polite." ”

Zhou Weijun stepped on the cave wall awkwardly and laughed dryly, "Blame me?" The soil under this pond is very moist and loose, you see I haven't moved, it's also falling dirt! Maybe it was caused by the dozens of people walking around the cave. ”

Tan Jianguo didn't have time to think about it, and shouted at the top by the throat: "On the ground, there are so many of you, don't move!" It's time to eat dirt next! ”

"I was pulled up by the people above, and I'm stuck here and not moving!" Zhou Weijun smiled, "The people above must not have moved!" ”

When Tan Jianguo heard this, he felt that something was wrong, and suddenly felt a slight impact under his feet, and when he looked down, he saw the stones on his feet jumping in a slight amplitude.

"Team Zhou!" Tan Jianguo hurriedly shouted, "Climb up!" ”

Zhou Weijun above didn't know why Tan Jianguo was in such a hurry, but he believed that he was right, so he desperately climbed up!

But as he just said, he's stuck here, and he can't climb up no matter how he climbs.

Zhou Weijun was in the dark, but he didn't know that he had been flopping blindly in place, and he was crawling very vigorously, when he suddenly felt that his hand was pulled by someone, as if he was dragging it to the side.

Zhou Weijun looked up, but it was still far from the entrance of the cave!

What's going on?

Zhou Weijun felt bad in his heart, glanced around, and inadvertently skimmed it, but found that he was at the shoulder position, and there was a hand on the rope that held him down!

No wonder it hasn't been able to pull up!

Zhou Weijun was frightened, so he looked at the cave wall, but before he could look at it, he regretted it, and wanted to take his eyes back, but it was too late, and his eyes stared at a woman with a very distorted figure embedded in the cave wall.

There seems to be a faint human head smiling at itself on the cave wall!

"Communism is good!" Zhou Weijun was scared half to death!

"Wow!" A woman burst out of the cave wall and bit Zhou Weijun with a hug!

"Ahhhh

Zhou Weijun desperately wanted to swing down, but there was a rope hanging from his waist, and he couldn't fall at all! And the people above couldn't drag him with all their strength.

Xiao Jianping and Tan Jianguo protected their eyes and looked up.

I only saw a figure covered in mud biting out blood holes on Zhou Weijun's body!

"Comrade pulling the rope above!" Xiao Jianping could only anxiously shout to the top, "Loosen the rope!" Don't pull! Let Zhou Weijun fall! ”

The member above loosened the rope according to his words, and Zhou Weijun and the woman fell straight down.

When he was about to land, the members above pulled the rope in time, of course, it must be like this, otherwise Zhou Weijun would not be bitten to death and would be killed!

Xiao Jianping saw the two bodies on top of his head, and stabbed the yellow eel that he had prepared long ago on his fingertips and dotted the blood stains.

Saying that ten fingers were connected to his heart, he bared his teeth in pain, but he did not hesitate, grabbed the woman's hair and lifted it, and pricked her eyebrows!

But there is a saying here in Xiangxiang that after all ghosts go up, the eyebrows of people are the eyes of ghosts, and it must be no problem to pierce them!

After the woman was stabbed in the center of the eyebrow, she screamed in pain, jumped backwards, grabbed the cave wall, and turned her body upside down!

"The road is shallow!" Xiao Jianping came to a conclusion, "There is a play!" ”

The woman didn't dare to stay here, jumped to the ground, pushed Xiao Jianping and Tan Jianguo away with her feet, and quickly drilled into the hole with her hands and feet.

Xiao Jianping's eyes were quick, and he unbuttoned his trouser belt, but it was a belt stained with unknown blood, and he quickly slapped the woman's back!

The woman fell to the ground and struggled to crawl into the hole!

"Hey!" Xiao Jianping was happy, "Don't leave her body at this time, you are really tenacious!" ”

Xiao Jianping quickly caught up with the woman, stabbed her in the back of her neck and lungs with a yellow eel, and then plunged into her heels, dragging her back to the light.

"The one above." Xiao Jianping commanded, "Throw a rope to tie the coffin down!" ”

The top didn't dare not listen, and soon the rope that was wrapped into a big lump was thrown down.

Xiao Jianping and Tan Jianguo tied up this completely immobile woman into a zongzi.

Zhou Weijun also hated this woman so much that he couldn't bear to kick her twice to vent his anger, "Lao Tzu's meat, the copper wall of communism, you dare to gnaw it, you can't kill you dead ghost!"

"Enough is enough." Tan Jianguo hurriedly pulled this troublemaker aside.

Xiao Jianping touched the woman's back, and hesitated to use the yellow eel thorn to pierce the rope and the flesh of the woman's back, "Jianguo, is Yongyin ...... here?"

"I haven't learned the Yin Seven Acupoints......" Tan Jianguo also frowned, "What?" You don't know this profession yet? ”

Xiao Jianping's face flushed, "Forget it...... Well, now this filthy thing can't get out of this woman's body! ”

"IQ is so low!" Tan Jianguo also clapped his hands and shook his head, "The Tao is so shallow, and she won't leave this woman's body even if she is beaten like this...... Is...... You can't run even if you want to, right? If you want to be an ordinary ghost, you would have given up your spiritual aperture and ran away by yourself. ”

"yes." Xiao Jianping was very happy, "I didn't expect the first shot, it was such shallow water, we were lucky!" ”

"Care about me." Zhou Weijun was so pained that he whimpered.

Also, in this environment, four people are crammed into a pile, and it is inevitable that they will get some soil.

Zhou Weijun's wounds, the soil was densely coated like ointment, and he was in despair.

Tan Jianguo felt pain when he looked at him, and beckoned to him: "Come on, come on, hang Captain Zhou up first!" ”

Xiao Jianping and Tan Jianguo tied up Zhou Weijun and cooperated with the members above to hang Zhou Weijun up.