Chapter 293: Mushroom Ears
I lay on the cash register and pretended to sleep for a while, sleeping comfortably and comfortably.
After all, it's still my store is warm, the atmosphere is warm, there is still bright sunlight outside, the traffic is busy, this warm environment, how can I not think of any horror things.
I lay at the cash register, and I had a hazy dream in my mind.
Mountains.
A dashing Taoist in Tsing Yi, with a small flying insect around him, walked in the mountains and forests, laughing while walking forward among the green grass and green.
"I think about it day and dream it night."
I sighed and suppressed the emotion in my heart, Wen Ying's matter would touch me somewhat.
When I woke up, I stretched my waist and looked at the wall clock on the wall of the store, it was past nine o'clock, Zhao Banxian had already come to work, and he was talking to Miao Qianqian without a word.
I got up dimly, and I heard Miao Qianqian pointing at me and saying to Zhao Banxian:
"Let me tell you, this kid is not doing his job, he has opened up a new world, and he had a good time with Bai Xiaoxue last night..... You have to be careful with your ass in the future, anyway, I won't dare to drink with Brother Xiaoyou in the future, he has a very heavy taste, I'm afraid that when I wake up, my butt hurts. ”
Damn it.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I slandered me and attacked me personally, how many bad things were said about me behind this? This thing is crooked, and it is getting more and more proud.
I got up and said, "Come on, don't keep making jokes, there's something to talk about, why are you coming to my store if you have nothing to do?" Have your ears sprouted? ”
Boss Hu's matter, as well as Liu Xiaoru's illness, the tumor pustules..... We still have to be saved, after all, human life is at stake, and the most critical point is on Miao Qianqian, Miao Qianqian's ears can help us find the yin person.
Time cannot be delayed.
Miao Qianqian heard what I said, and the momentum of nonsense stopped a little, and she said a little seriously: "I came to you, mainly to show you my ears." ”
Ear?
I carefully weighed Miao Qianqian.
This Nizi is always dressed up in a very fashionable way, not the kind of showy, but hip-hop style.
She's always looked stylish, but now she's even more fashionable, with a small plaid shirt, black high boots, dark blue jeans, and a cute little pink plush earmuff on her ear.
This problem lies in her kawaii earmuffs, and the pink earmuffs are painted with a cute bear face.
I squinted my eyes and said, "Let me guess, it used to be a black fungus, very flat shape, and the hair could cover it.... Now mushrooms have sprung up, and the hair can't cover the two small mushrooms that have grown. ”
"Clever!"
Miao Qianqian punched me in the chest and blinked her eyes, "Touch my ears for you, super cute, be careful, don't tear it off, it hurts." ”
The two pink earmuffs of the emotion are really her ears.
I originally thought very maliciously: two big JJs, standing on the ears, become the same as the Bull Demon King on both sides of the sharp horns, angry to the sky, must be very "domineering" sharp horns.
Now...
Cute little round mushrooms.
Well, I was a little disappointed, which was completely inconsistent with Miao Qianqian's dirty character.
Then, I literally reached out and touched her mushrooms.
These two pink earmuffs are soft and feel very good, just like touching a small plush toy, and they are very elastic, and they will automatically pop up as soon as they are flattened, which is very fun.... I feel this ear, I can play all afternoon.
I lifted her hair again.
These earmuffs really grow out of the ears, like two pink semi-circular arcs, and the cover does not show too much abnormality in the position of the ear, but adds a bit of cuteness.
I said, "The bear pattern on this mushroom ......"
"How about I painted it? It's like wearing earmuffs like a real one, it's particularly handsome! People thought I was wearing wireless headphones. Miao Qianqian looked at me very proudly, looking like you were about to praise me.
This stinking fart.
I ignored her, thought for a moment and said, "Then your mushroom strain is completely undeveloped?" Can you find the location of the parent mushroom? ”
Miao Qianqian shook her head and said, "How can it be so fast?" There are still a few days left, and when the time comes, we will make a big vote! Grab the big mushroom relics of those Indian Yin people and destroy this cancer! ”
I nodded.
Miao Qianqian continued to say to me: "I am already a little attractive now, and the fascination effect of this mushroom has come out, after all, it is a psychotropic drug, which makes people so excited.... Your sassy fox may not be able to compare to me. ”
As she spoke, she became glamorous and sepressing.
Right! It's this crooked girl who went to the room to uncover the tiles, and she actually became very charming in my eyes, and her body was a little hot and hot..... It's like seeing the natural physical reaction of a sexy hot girl.
This is the hormonal mechanism that stimulates me, but it's not very hot, and the little white fox is angry, similar to her, that is, a little hormonal restlessness.
"Chicken ribs."
I felt it, it was worse than Miss Dong's finger, she was coquettish at best.
"Cut!" Miao Qianqian glared at me, and seemed to be very satisfied, "I'm a yin technique, do you understand?" I'll do yin magic too, and when I get that holy object to use as an ear, I'll let you kneel down and sing conquest! Learn about the charm of the old lady! Idol! ”
"Ahem." Zhao Banxian coughed, "There are guests coming, don't quarrel with the two of you..... What is it, so noisy, and if you can't do business, the guests don't dare to come to the door. ”
I reacted that Miao Qianqian was really obscene, and she was constantly assimilated by her.
"Guest, are you going to do any tattoos?" I greeted him.
After all, let's engage Boss Hu and save Liu Xiaoru, that's not a matter on the surface, taking advantage of the development of Miao Qianqian's long ears in the past few days, business still has to be done, and his wife still has to make money, and she can also confuse the enemy.
"Are you Boss Cheng?" The young man looked me up and down a few times and said, "I heard from my buddy that you have a good tattoo here, so I'll come and give it a try." ”
I invited the young man to sit down and poured a glass of water: who introduced you?
"Shanzi." He said.
Li Shan?
I stiffened.
Li Shan is the first brother to join my store, but people drag the family with the mouth, there is a hammer girl at home, people's wives do not agree with him to do this, that time into the hospital, I paid tens of thousands of dollars, people hammer sister buried me, do not let us come and go, I heard that later the hammer girl took Li Shan back to her hometown, did a little business, I blame a pity....
After all, it's my pot, and it's a little boring to lose a like-minded buddy.
I said, "What's wrong with Shanzi now?" ”
"In my hometown, a stall is set up in front of a primary school, selling breakfast and fritters and buns, which is particularly festive." This buddy introduced himself: Liu Yiyi, a fellow villager in Li Shan.
"Li Shan's goods, was arrested to sell breakfast? Got so miserable by a hammer girl? Is it still a rogue guy with a dragon tattoo? has become a good daughter-in-law, a tattooed man, this style is very inconsistent. Miao Qianqian's eyes widened, "Sure enough, love can make a stinky rascal turn into a little sheep." ”
I looked at this Liu Yi, who was introduced by Li Shan.
When I thought of it, my heart was a little warm, although Li Shan was no longer here, he was still thinking about me, and he introduced me to a guest.
I smiled and said, "Brother Liu, you are a friend of Shanzi, that is, my friend, have you encountered something?" Or do you want to get a tattoo to help luck, or let's get a cross-legged dragon and give you a discount? ”
Liu Yi's face sank, and he whispered: "Dude, I'm in trouble, I'm worried about a beautiful woman, and I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." ”
Miss Dong?
My first reaction was this, this Liu couldn't have touched Miss Dong's face for a while, right? Maybe I can indirectly know Guo Guli's location.
I said with an impassive face: Dude, isn't it a good thing to be favored by beautiful women?
Liu shook his head for a while, and suddenly asked, "What do you say is the most beautiful woman in this world?" ”
I smiled, I'm still more authoritative in this regard.
After all, after experiencing Miss Dong, there is still the separation of the quality wall, so she said: "The most beautiful woman in the world must be the beauty that reaches the depths of the soul and the beauty of temperament." ”
Liu once looked at me like a neuropath.
I laughed dryly, reacted and said, "I'm kidding, beautiful woman, it must be melon seed face, big eyes, big-breasted beauties, those stars on TV..."