Chapter 1: Roll over, baby cow

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Wang Er is 21 this year, and he was adopted by the king of scattered cultivation because of pity when he was a child, and since then he has embarked on the path of immortality, but unfortunately his talent is not good, and he has eaten many genius treasures for more than ten years, and now he can build a foundation.

In the mountains, Wang Zhongzheng instructed Wang Er to arrange the robbery formation.

"Xiao Er, you must be careful and careful about the tribulation," Wang Zhong continued leisurely with a high-ranking appearance: "Our cultivators are going against the sky, and the creation of seizing heaven and earth is not tolerated by heaven and earth. ”

Wang Er looked at the master of the fairy wind and bones speechlessly, his master is good at everything, he just likes to pretend, and when he pretends to be hunting, his hair rises in the wind.

This special effect magic weapon was bought by Wang Er in a market, called special effect BGM, and the input of a little spiritual power can last for half an hour, which is really a necessary artifact for home travel and abduction.

Wang Er looked at the chaotic tribulation formation and then looked at the sky, he really didn't have a score in his heart, the materials and materials of this formation were all received cheaply by Wang Zhong, the name is bluffing, what is it called life and death 200 million arrays, isn't it life and death, under the tribulation, where does life or death come from, the total value of this formation is less than a hundred spirit stones.

Just as he was about to complain a few words, the sky suddenly rumbled, and then he felt that the spiritual power of the riot in the dantian had reached the peak of foundation building, and Wang Erna didn't know that the heavenly calamity was coming.

Fight, how much is a catastrophe formation, maybe you will get through it with good luck, and then you will also be in the Jindan period, and you will be able to take revenge.

Thinking of this, Wang Er hurriedly threw a few spirit stones into the Crossing Tribulation Formation Spirit Tank.

This formation can be regarded as activated, and the next thing is to resign yourself to fate.

"Boom"

Looking at the constantly tumbling tribulation, and then looking at the master who was constantly cheering himself in the distance, the Adam's apple rolled subconsciously.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I quickly propped up the King Kong cover (mutilated version) I bought from Shaolin Temple, and the Heavenly Tribulation Dreadnought Armor (insulated clothing made of rubber) bought from the Taobao market.

Everything was ready, and the Heavenly Tribulation couldn't bear it anymore, so it turned into a big hand and fanned Wang Erfan.

"I'm damned", Wang Er looked at a big hand of about 100 meters in the sky whistling, and felt a strong malice coming from the heavenly tribulation: "Your grandmother has a leg, and others build a foundation to cross the tribulation, and the arm is thick, why is Lao Tzu a slap?"

Turning his head and looking at the master as if asking for help, I hope to explain to myself why the catastrophe is the thickness of chopsticks when you are old, and mine is a small football field, Wang Zhong is also confused, if this slap is exhaled, he estimates that there will be no scum left, let alone only Wang Er's in the foundation building period.

"Concentrate on the tribulation, the heavenly tribulation is directly proportional to your personal strength and talent, which shows that your talent has no one before and no one after you," Wang Zhong said with a serious face.

In fact, I have already greeted the eighteenth generation of the Heavenly Tribulation in my heart, Wang Er has a talent for farts, it took thirteen years to build a foundation, and most of the people of the same age are almost infants.

Wang Er didn't have time to answer, the heavenly tribulation had already arrived in front of him, and he stopped less than a hundred meters away, going up and down for a while.

This frightened Wang Er, and his heart beat to the rhythm of the Tribulation.

Wang Er's face is loveless: "Uncle, the kid is 21 this year, he has not yet married, there is no old man and no bottom, the month before yesterday, I was fortunate to get a barrier-breaking pill from a dead monk, and then I stepped into the late stage of foundation building, the kid is just a late stage of foundation building, the size of someone else's Jindan Tianjiao basin, why do I want to be so big, why?"

The big hand of the Heavenly Tribulation kept rolling back and forth, and it seemed that it was indeed a bit excessive, and it kept shrinking, and finally it was only a little bigger than Wang Er's slap.

The palm-sized Heavenly Tribulation hand gestured in the direction of Wang Er to see which position was appropriate.

Wang Er looked confused, is this really a catastrophe, or is this a big guy estimated to be rectifying himself, but fortunately, at least it is not as big as a hundred meters, and he should be able to easily deal with it if he is a small slap, this wave is stable.

Without waiting for Wang Er to ask the master, the small slap of the Heavenly Tribulation had already roared, popping, a crisp and bloody sound came, Wang Er only felt that the world was spinning at this moment, his eyes were black, and his brain was booming.

"It's cold", Wang Er only felt that his eyes were black.

Finally, I vaguely heard a faint voice from heaven and earth: "Roll over, baby cow"

Wang Zhong looked at the emptiness in front of him with a bewildered expression.

"I only see it in my life, I only see it in my life", Wang Zhong muttered to himself in a demented manner.

Since then, it has been common to see an old man in his seventies or eighties in the nearby villages, drunk like mud every day.

Earth, China A.D. October 1, 2018, this day is celebrated by the whole country and is known as the National Day by the locals.

In the Public Security Bureau of An, Wang Er sat in the interrogation room with a scorched body, and a chubby middle-aged man was opposite.

"It is estimated that it is drunk from drinking oil every day," Wang Er secretly speculated.

"What do you think, I ask you to answer, do you understand," the chubby policeman slapped the table sternly.

Wang Er just wanted to stand up and slap him a few times to teach him to be a man, but the fat policeman touched his waist, and a baton crackled with electric light.

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Li Daquan, I am the deputy director of this police station, you can call me Director Li, but you can't call me Deputy Director Li, do you understand?" The fat policeman Li Daquan shook his head and said slowly.

"Yes, yes, hello, I answer, the little promise is endless, and I know everything," Wang Er accompanied him with a smile.

Li Daquan nodded with satisfaction, feeling that this kid was quite acquainted, and this meal of flesh and skin was avoided.

"Name, age, whether you are married, how many people are in the family, household registration address," Li Daquan asked one by one according to the routine.

Wang Er was thinking about where this was, he was slapped here, and the aura here was too thin, it was completely negligible, it was simply the era of the end of the law.

"Hey, the kid asked you, are you dumb?" Li Daquan slapped the table and said angrily.

said that there are endless words, and I know everything I answered, and I was in a daze in a blink of an eye, is this looking down on me Li Daquan?

"Huh? Oh, Wang Er, over 21 years old, unmarried, no old or young in the family, often built a thousand-year-old temple in Ancheng," Wang Er replied casually.

After Wang Er woke up, he was lying in tattered clothes and scorched at the door of the police station, and when he woke up, he was already in the interrogation room.

At this time, Wang Er was thinking about why everything here was so strange, what was this, what was the calamity, what was the purpose, and how could he be in the mood to have a fight with Li Daquan.

"Jian'an City Old Temple, what kind of place is that," Li Daquan said with a confused expression.

Feelings this baby is a beggar, it is estimated that he took a hitchhike to come here, it is estimated that he has no place to live, so he came to the public security bureau to eat and drink, although there is no people's service, but it can't become a shelter.

After thinking of this, Li Daquan dispelled the idea of continuing to rip it off, and asked someone to send a meal and send it away.

"Where is this, what is this place?" Wang Er looked at Li Daquan for help.

Li Daquan looked at him pitifully: "This is the Public Security Bureau of An, I have already asked people to prepare meals, let's leave quickly after eating, the young man has the strength to do something bad and be a beggar." ”

Wang Er looked confused, beggar? What a beggar, Wang Er looked down at his tattered, scorched black clothes, not to mention, he really looked like a beggar, he was even more beggar than a beggar.

Wang Er didn't refute either, and continued to ask: "What is Anshi, and what is the police station?"

Li Daquan looked at him even more pitifully, it turned out that he was still a beggar with no culture, and he probably couldn't read a word.

"Anshi is the largest city in Ontario, and the Public Security Bureau is the office that handles civil disputes, maintains peace and fights crime, and I am the director here, that is, in charge." Li Daquan said proudly.

As soon as Wang Er understood this, it turned out to be the yamen.

"Bang bang, Director Li, the meal has arrived," Dong Wen, who was about the same age as Wang Er and had a good face, knocked on the door.

"Well, let him eat, give him 200 yuan to send him away after eating." Li Daquan said before leaving.

"Brother," Dong Wen smiled familiarly: "You are lucky today, that is, you have met Li Tou, if you meet Gao Tou, it is estimated that you will be locked up for a few days,"

Wang Er nodded while eating, feeling that this was true, and there was nothing wrong with it.

When I didn't meet Wang Zhong, I bumped into a catcher, but I was caught and starved for two days.

"Little brother, can you tell me about our country, I come from a remote area and don't know much," Wang Er said slowly.

According to Wang Er's observation and the taste of this meal, as well as the surrounding aura CD, he knew that he had stayed away from Jian'an City, and it was not clear how far away it was, and An'an City was the largest city in Ontario Province.

As the largest city, it is so barren, let alone anywhere else.

Hearing Wang Er ask him to tell a story, Dong Wen's eyes lit up, he didn't have any hobbies, his only hobby was to talk about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland with others, and call himself the future successor of the motherland.

"If you want to listen to the story, you have found the right person" Dong Wen smiled proudly: "We are Huaxia, and now we are also a strong country, and that country on the earth does not give a little face, I told you, if you go abroad, meet ......... (3,000 words omitted here)"

Now Wang Er understood that the world he was in was called the earth, and he was in the Huaxia Kingdom, one of the powerful countries in the earth.

For a while, Wang Er felt that the wind was messy, full of spirituality and vulgar cow baby catastrophe, plus he also TM crossed, it was really strange.

"Hehe" Wang Er, who couldn't accept it, smirked.

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