"Standing at the door of the store, I pay close attention, on the side of the family is the god of good fortune and on the other side is the god of joy. Directly in front of the entrance is a beckoning tree, under which is a cornucopia. The god of wealth in the sky came to enter the treasure, I carried the ingots into the door, and the cornucopia was inserted with golden flowers, and the wealth and glory of the first family. Let's get rich, shopkeeper! ”

This is called singing a happy song, which is a means of asking for food, and it is not the same thing as the lotus flower. The joyful song is not sung by those who ask for food, but by the two gods. The two gods are different from the great gods, they may not be able to eat enough, and when they can't get along, they will come out to sing happy songs to people and ask for money.

The so-called happy songs, there are originally complete sets of words, and there are also what you see and sing and what you make up the lyrics, pay attention to a quick eye, a quick heart, and a quick mouth. When you see something with your eyes, you have to sing it when you think of words in your heart, and you have to sing it on your lips, which is very good for school testing.

This is the entrance of a restaurant - Songhe Tower! The two gods who sang the happy song were wearing a torn leather jacket on a cold day, and their elbows and knees were tied with strips of colorful cloth, but they were not very clean, and they were all black from a distance. Not only is it tattered, but it also looks shabby. This man was full of canine teeth, cross-eyed, collapsed nose, and a fuchsia birthmark bulged from the skin, taking up half the size of a face—and a woman!

I know who the storyteller is talking about, yes, it's the disciple of the seventeenth grandmother, the two gods and ugly children.

Don't look at the fact that many ordinary people can't eat serious meals now, Songhelou is still open, and there are a lot of dishes that should be available, but the price has increased several times. The price has risen, and there are fewer people who come to eat, and those who can still come to eat have gone to sit in the private room, and there is not even a figure in the hall. The guys who were originally serving in the hall, including the shopkeeper, gathered at the door as if they were watching a play, listening to the ugly children sing happy songs.

"Uncle, do you enjoy the meal?" Chou'er stretched out King Wen's drum. The two gods were reluctant to surrender their identities and admit that they were asking for food, even at such a point, holding the edge of the drum and handing it out. Regardless of whether the person gives money or food, he will never use his own hand first, and the palm of his hand will be facing downward.

The shopkeeper and his buddies were watching the excitement there, and they coaxed: "Hey, you can do it again." ”

The ugly child was full of canine teeth and smiled: "Do you still want to hear it?" Cheng, let's report the good song, listen to it......"

While speaking, the ugly er played the drum of King Wen, and opened his voice again to the beat of the drum: "Come in and look up, there are three immortals in the air, Zengfu Immortal, Longevity Immortal, Liu Haier is the overseas immortal." The gods do not fall into the mortal world, and send someone to send auspicious words, and the auspicious words are sent to the treasure number, rich and glorious for thousands of years! The shopkeeper's sitting hall is as good as he wishes, and the young man proudly holds the golden lotus. The business is booming, and the chefs are smiling. Fortune big shopkeeper, big shopkeeper you auspicious, to send you good news. ”

After singing a paragraph, he stretched out King Wen's drum again.

The shopkeeper squinted his eyes and smiled and did not speak, and the young men continued to coax: "One more, sing us another one." ”

The ugly child still smiled and said, "You can let me sing until dark, but you have to give me a clear word, if you can't sing it, you won't give you money." ”

The shopkeeper spoke: "I'm not afraid of you singing, you can really sing until dark, we will never stop you." ”

The ugly child picked the hair that blocked her eyes in front of her forehead, withdrew King Wen's drum, and said, "Let's talk about it, you won't stop me from singing here until it gets dark?" ”

The shopkeeper didn't know how to lose his temper, so he had to compete with the ugly child: "Yes! As I said, you just won't stop you until dark. If you have the ability, you can sing, sing hard, and sing loudly. The more you sing, the more festive it becomes, who is too much of this thing? ”

"That's what you said," the ugly er grinned again, raising King Wen's drum and the five god whips, "Don't regret it later!" ”

Beat the drum and sing: "As soon as you enter the door, you will be depressed, and the hangers will accompany you on both sides, and the shopkeeper will get the plague for a while, and the shopkeeper will burp for a while." Looking at it from the front, I can see that there are five halls of Yama in the air, standing on both sides of the bull head and horse face, and the god of mourning follows behind. This place is a haunted place, Zhu Rong will come to light a fire in a while! Unlucky big shopkeeper! I'll send you a mourning star, a hundred mourning, I'll invite you to the god of fire! ”

The ugly child is more careful and alone, after working for so long, the happy song is no longer sung, and the mourning song is sung instead. It doesn't matter if it's singing the lotus flower or something else, if you don't have money, you can turn around and leave, and the shopkeeper has never seen this road. When he ascended, he was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas were born, and his eyes were full of gold stars. I saw his blushing face, trembling and pointing at the ugly child: "Fight!" Call me! ”

The shopkeeper is not the owner, but it is also the one who talks in this restaurant, and the young men naturally have no reason not to listen, and after getting the shopkeeper's order, they all rolled up their arms and sleeves and pounced on the ugly child. How ugly are you who refuse to suffer a loss? People are going to beat her, she ...... And she ran.

It's not that she can't beat these four or five people, but in broad daylight, in this downtown area, she makes trouble, and it's hard to explain when she gets entangled with people. For she herself has made an appointment for her to-day.

Who did the ugly child date? Toilet.

It is said that Huzi got a message from a little fairy who has not yet transformed in the morning, saying that Chou'er has something to find him, and wants Huzi to meet her at the door of Songhe Tower before noon.

Chou'er, Huzi doesn't really want to deal with it. The main reason is that when they met for the first time, Chou'er knew who he was, just because he felt that he had lost face in front of his master, and he wanted to take Huzi's life. At that time, if it wasn't for the seventeenth grandmother to stop him, the tiger who was made a trick by the ugly child would have to be crippled if he didn't die.

But after all, he has dealt with him a few times, and in Huzi's feeling, this ugly child seems to be also investigating something related to the "immortal master". Every time I find the door of the ghost house, it seems to have something to do with the stone rune and the "immortal master". Nine times out of ten, I found some new clues this time.

Huzi didn't dare to hold it up, so he simply cleaned it up, hurriedly went down the mountain, and after arriving in the city, he didn't go to the side, and went straight to the Songhe Tower. When I came to the door of the Songhe Tower, Huzi was indeed dumbfounded, the ugly ran in front, and the guys from the four or five Songhe Towers chased behind, so it was lively.

It turned out that this ugly man still remembered that he had an appointment with Huzi, and he didn't dare to run away for fear that Huzi wouldn't find anyone, so he ran on the street where Songhelou was. Ran a little farther and turned back again. No matter how depressed he is, he is a two-god, a person with kung fu, four or five ordinary half-sized children, and he really can't catch him. No matter how much they chased and intercepted, this ugly man was like a slippery loach, as if he was playing with them. The shopkeeper of Songhelou was so anxious that he stomped his feet on the side, and shouted at the guy to stop him.

The surrounding businesses and pedestrians all looked bustling. It's not like someone is setting up a stall here to buy juggling, and it's not worth it to be able to fence it and watch a lively bump. They all stood behind the windows at the base of the wall, and they were stunned to empty a large chunk of the street.

Huzi is embarrassed to look good, does he step forward or not? If you don't go forward, the ugly child called him here, there should be something serious, otherwise she can't ask a fairy family to help her pass the word; stepped forward, so many pairs of eyes watched, Huzi felt that he couldn't afford to lose this person.

He was hesitant here, and the ugly man saw him. The mad girl ran and shouted, "Oh! Toilet! This shopkeeper of Songhelou is shameless, he is crazy and has to send someone to beat me, help! ”

It didn't matter if he shouted, many people's eyes turned to Huzi. Now you have to respond to the silence, you can't wave your hand and say, "I don't know her", right? As soon as he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, Huzi took a few steps forward with his legs, grabbed the ugly child's arm, turned his head and ran.

It's not okay if you don't run, although Huzi doesn't know the cause and effect of the matter, but if he screams at the ugly child, then nine times out of ten it is the trouble caused by the ugly child, and he really doesn't have the leisure to play with here. The guys in Songhelou are not professional thugs in the end, and seeing that they can't catch up, they don't chase anymore. After slipping away with the ugly child for so long, he has long lost his strength, and he can't chase after him if he wants to.

"Why do you want you to be here before noon?" Ugly Er didn't even have something in his mouth to swallow, and then spoke, "Isn't it because I've been hungry for a day and haven't eaten, so I'm looking for a meal here for you?" You're good, I wanted to eat at Songhe Tower, who knew you would be like this? Just ask me to drink the pimple soup. ”

"Drink slowly, your bowl is finished, and my bowl is yours." Huzi snorted his teeth, "Good guy, you're still eating at Songhe Tower, you have people, do you know?" Singing funeral songs, what's your brain? Even if you don't offend others, you can weigh it, little brother, I have a few taels of silver in my pocket. How expensive has white flour become? If you have a pimple soup with bud rice noodles, you will be content. ”

"I'm not a loser!" Chou'er slapped the table, put the bowl back on the table, and pulled the bowl of pimple soup in front of Huzi in front of him, "You don't see the temper of the shopkeeper." If you come to your door to perform a show, you have to give people food, right? If you don't let you sell it, you won't be able to stop it? He talks like a fart, smells worse than the shit I pull, and he won't stop me from singing until dark. ”

"Where's this dinner?" Huzi was disgusted, "Can you pay a little attention to what you say?" ”

Chou'er raised his head from the bowl and glanced at Huzi, and said with a smile: "You don't eat it, can you take care of it?" ”

At this time, Huzi was completely speechless, and waited for Chou'er to finish the soup before asking: "What is the matter with you coming to me in such a hurry?" ”

The ugly man lowered his voice, leaned forward slightly, and said, "I heard, you caught a live mouth?" ”

Huzi raised his eyebrows: "How do you know?" ”

"Hu Chuanwen told me," Ugly didn't care, "I and Hu Chuanwen are one and the same, and she is a generation younger than me." ”

Hu Zixin said that it was difficult to prevent thieves day and night, and the seventeenth grandmother knew about it. But it's okay, the people on Grandma Seventeen's side should be trustworthy. So Huzi said, "It is true that I got a tongue, but this tongue is not very good and cannot spit out anything." ”

"I know, I know that." The ugly child rubbed his hands, "Can you give him to me, I have a way to get him to speak." ”

"Just you?" Huzi's eyes widened a little.

"yes, I don't have the skills." The ugly child is very single, "But I have a lot of talents!" Actually, this matter is not something I want to tell you, it was decided by Grandma Seventeen. ”

"It doesn't make sense." Huzi frowned and thought for a while, "Look, if it is really what Grandma Seventeen means, her old man can tell my father directly about this matter through Hu Chuanwen." ”

"You're right," Chou'er nodded, "Now Hu Chuanwen has almost told Mr. Peng." ”

Huzi was stunned: "Then what do you mean by calling me?" ”

Chou'er laughed twice, and pointed to the two empty bowls in front of him: "Isn't it like I don't have a rut?" ”

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