Chapter 141: Taoist Kung Fu

Evil things are varied. This thing is really not to be messed around.

"I don't count if I say it." Kong Kehan paused and said, "You two go back first, and when I get in touch with me, I'll inform you." ”

"Got in touch?" I glanced at Kong Kehan playfully and asked, "Who should I contact?" ”

"It's none of your business, you two just go back and wait." Kong Kehan said a little coldly.

Everyone is evicted, and staying in this psychiatric hospital is really not interesting. Wei Xuan and I said goodbye to Kong Kehan, and then said goodbye.

"Is that woman's business easy to handle?" After coming out of the psychiatric hospital, I asked Wei Xu.

"It's easy to say. It's not easy to say that it's not easy to do, the key depends on what kind of way to do it. Wei Xuan smiled thiefly and said, "If you can take that woman's business next, don't say anything else." At the very least, we can make a lot of money. ”

"Isn't that nonsense?" I glanced at Wei Xuan angrily and said, "Can someone who can live in that kind of suite ward in a psychiatric hospital be an ordinary person?" ”

"But then again, it was a little too far apart. What the hell is going on with that woman, I really can't see it clearly. Wei Xuan said.

"Are you sure it's a ghost?" I asked Wei Xu.

As soon as I walked into the ward, there was a ghostly aura. Judging by that breath, the woman. It must have been a ghost. It's just that it's not easy to judge whether the ghost disaster is big or small. Wei Xu said.

Anyway, Kong Kehan will help us get in touch, and Wei Xuan and I have to do it. Just quietly waiting.

Ouyang Chuchu ignored me, and I didn't bother to take care of her. Anyway, tomorrow is Saturday, and on Saturday we only have half-day classes in our first and second years of high school, with a holiday in the afternoon and a day on Sunday, but we have to go back to school in the evening for self-study.

Anyway, I've skipped so many classes, and I don't care about running away for another half a day.

If you sleep late, you will naturally wake up late. When I woke up, it was almost eleven o'clock. Wei Xu's calf nose got up earlier than me, and he didn't leave me alone to go to the Internet café to play, but practiced in the yard.

"It's rare! Rare! I glanced at Wei Xuan with a smile and said, "You calf nose." It's really rare to work so hard. ”

"Kung Fu is a thing that must be practiced diligently. If you don't practice, it's easy to waste. Wei Xuan said.

"Did you have an epiphany?" I asked, looking at the calf's nose with some puzzlement.

"It can't be called an epiphany." Wei Xuan took over the words with a serious face, and said: "The matter of the woman in the psychiatric hospital, I'm afraid it's a hard bone, make more preparations, and train your body bones a little better, there is no harm." ”

"Then you practice slowly by yourself, and I'll go to the Internet café to play for a while." I say.

"Play with your head!" Wei Xuan glared at me and said, "You also come to practice with me, and it's not fast to sharpen the gun." With your body and bones, if you don't practice well, how can you help me when the time comes? ”

Playing games or something, except for fun, really has no other meaning. Follow Wei Xu's practice, at least you can strengthen your body! Their Taoist kung fu, that's real kung fu, not a fake trick.

After practicing with Wei Xu for less than a quarter of an hour, I was sweating profusely. As for the calf's nose, there wasn't even a bead of sweat on his forehead.

"I'm tired like a dog, I'm sweating profusely, why don't you look like you haven't sweated a drop?" I asked Wei Xuan with a puzzled expression.

"Your body is too weak. More practice. Wei Xuan said.

I practiced with Wei Xuan for a while, and he took me to practice Tai Chi, and the movements were very slow. I feel that the slower the movement of Tai Chi, the more laborious it is.

After another ten minutes or so, I couldn't hold it anymore.

As for Wei Xu's calf nose, he is still practicing there.

"I can't keep up." I sat down on the ground and said.

"Keep practicing. It's good to get through it. The calf glanced at me and said, "The body is your own, if you don't practice a little better, you will meet that kind of powerful ghost in the future." I can't even run. ”

I don't have to take school seriously because it doesn't work for me. But I have to take it seriously to train my body. After all, it's not uncommon for us to do fortune telling and encounter ghosts or something.

After twisting the weight, I gritted my teeth and got back to my feet. Continue to follow Wei Xu. There I practiced Tai Chi.

We practiced for almost an hour, sweating all over my body, and I was very tired, but I had a feeling that my whole body was full of energy.

"Are you comfortable?" The calf asked me.

"It's cool." I replied truthfully.

"Follow the trail and practice with me, and after three or five months, your body will become better than that of athletes. When the time comes, whether it is in bed or under the bed, you will be able to make Ouyang Chuchu obedient. ”

This little calf nose, can't you talk well? Why did you start driving while talking?

I'm still a virgin, but I know it in my heart. If you want to conquer a woman, just get her under the bed. That's not going to work. On the bed, she had to be cleaned up.

What's going on? Why did the thought of cleaning up Ouyang Chuchu on the bed suddenly make me a little excited, and I even felt a little uncontrollable?

"What are you thinking?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"Didn't think about anything." I can't be honest with him, or he'll make fun of me.

"Really?" The little cow looked at me playfully, and said with a grin: "Even if you don't say it, I can see it too." You must be thinking about Ouyang Chuchu. In the fantasy of being in bed at that time, what kind of posture to use to clean her up. ”

"You're a Taoist, can't you be serious?" I'm speechless.

Just as I was arguing with Wei Xu, my phone suddenly "ticked" and rang.

It's a text message.

I took out my phone and looked at it. I found out that Ouyang Chuchu sent it to me.

"Come to my house on time at half past three in the afternoon."

Tell me to go to her house, which one is Ouyang Chuchu singing?

"Ouyang Chuchu asked you out?" Wei asked me with a hippie smile.

"Hmm!" I nodded and said, "Tell me to go to her house in the afternoon." I don't know what's going on. ”

"What can a lonely man and a widow do at home?" Wei Xuan showed a look of impropriety, and said, "You must be doing that shameful thing!" ”

"Get out!" I rewarded Wei Xu with such a word, and then said, "I don't know why." After seeing her text message, I was a little scared. I always feel that going down to her house today is nothing good. ”

"As your homeroom teacher, you skipped so many classes, she should have called you to the office. However, instead of asking you to go to the office, she went to her house. What does this mean? Doesn't it mean that there are other teachers in the office, and it may not be convenient to beat you? ”

Wei Xu's words seem to have some truth!

Ouyang Chuchu wants to beat me? According to the way the girl does things, it's quite possible.

Shall I go in the afternoon? Or not?

In the midst of the entanglement, I went to have lunch with Wei Xu.

After eating, the little calf ran to the Internet café to play games without conscience. As for me, whether I am dead or alive, he doesn't care.

Escaping will not solve the problem. Even if I don't go to school in No. 5 Middle School in the future, I still have to meet Ouyang Chuchu! What's more, I really seem to have a feeling for her, or I wouldn't always think about how to clean her up in bed.

Shrinking the head is a knife, and extending the head is also a knife. Anyway, this knife can't be avoided, so I just want to be a manly husband and go generously.

Women need to be coaxed, in addition to coaxing with words, they also have to add some small gifts or something.

I went to buy a box of chocolates and a big bouquet of roses.

These two gifts cost me more than 100 yuan. Although the money is not much, but the mind or something, it is definitely enough!

With roses in one hand and chocolates in the other, I took a taxi to the apartment of the future.

Ouyang Chuchu and I made an appointment at half past three, seeing a beautiful woman, or the beautiful teacher in our class, I naturally have to be a little earlier! So at a quarter past three, I was at the door of 1701.

"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! ”

With a worried heart, I rang the doorbell.