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Sure enough, it was as we guessed.

He is a "pick-up of people's teeth", taking away the wisdom of others, he is a fake, and this Brother Yang on the ass is the real Internet music singer who has been famous for several years and has a large number of fans.

"You're really fake?"

I say.

Qiao Yihui lowered his voice, "It's Brother Yang, Brother Yang asked me to impersonate him, he did it voluntarily, he usually records music in the computer, and when it comes to the fan meeting, he asks me to go for him." ”

He said that Brother Yang, in fact, is called Yang Ziang, and he is a very talented person.

He is very ugly, with a big nose and small eyes, and wrinkled, black like a coal miner, very inferior, he is the kind of worker who helps people unclog toilets and septic tanks.

But he has a very good voice and is very talented.

He usually comes back from work, has nothing to do, just shrinks behind the screen, records music for people, covers some songs, and gradually has a lot of fans.

I listened, a little shocked.

Actually, that Internet musician is a worker who unclogs septic tanks?

In my eyes, those who play art are very elegant.

Especially those who sing ancient songs, who knows that it is a big dung digger? No one could have imagined!

But I also understand that many people's voices, although they are very good, have more general appearances, and if you don't have a bright voice, you can't see that there will be such a natural sound at all.

"In this world, how can there be both talents and appearances?"

Qiao Yihui shook his head and looked bitterly, "Everyone has his strengths and weaknesses, Brother Yang is not good-looking, but he is very assertive and talented...... And me, I'm a vase. ”

I looked at Qiao Yihui, how could I have myself, saying that I was a vase?

Qiao Yihui said that he was just a waste, he couldn't do anything, he just had a good face, he was very stupid and inferior, as soon as others said about him, he blushed with shame and quickly apologized.

He is a very thin-skinned person who is bullied all day long.

Qiao Yihui said in a low voice: "I know Brother Yang because the septic tank in my community is blocked, he went to clean up, and when he was tired of cleaning up, he took a sip of water next to him, brightened his voice, and sang." ”

Many people in the community heard such an elegant voice, and hurriedly looked down from the window behind the building, and wanted to listen and appreciate, by the way, who knew that it was a big manure digger and a septic tank cleaner?

Above the community, a few people looked like a dung digger, and the words of praise were stuck in their throats, and they scolded on the spot.

", you! Sing the pot! ”

……

Yang Ziang suddenly felt inferior, silent, silently shrank in the corner, and continued to dig dung.

At that time, Qiao Yihui was also a little shocked, he wanted to come out and boast a few words, and when he saw that it was an ugly manure digger, he choked all at once.

"It's the first time I've seen someone with such a good singing voice." Qiao Yihui thought about what happened at that time, and suddenly said.

He was curious.

What kind of character is this?

However, he was very thin-skinned and embarrassed to make contact, so he could only wait for people to leave, clean up the septic tank, secretly followed, and got to know him.

As a result, the two got to know each other, and after chatting well, Qiao Yihui found that this was really a very talented person.

The brain is very smart and flexible, there is a talent in the chest, everything can be learned, a little bit can be understood, it is really very powerful, especially in music, there is a terrible talent.

It is estimated that it is because of his appearance, Brother Yang is particularly introverted and taciturn.

And Qiao Yihui is also introverted and shy, and the two of them soon got together, had a common language, and became friends.

"Brother Yang also posts music on the Internet, does his own editing, does his own recording, and does post-production, he is really talented, he can do anything, and there are a group of fans on the Internet."

Qiao Yihui sighed, "It's Brother Yang, he never shows up to fans, I asked him why, Brother Yang said that what they are looking forward to is a handsome, handsome and dashing musician, who looks like a star and is perfect, not an ugly dung digger like me." ”

The two of them, warming each other, became good friends.

One day, Brother Yang was recording a song in the rental room, while Qiao Yihui was listening to it, and the more he listened, the more intoxicated he became.

It's just a nice sound, this sound.

Although Brother Yang had low self-esteem, he gradually let go of Qiao Yihui, and said to himself lonely: "I am the voice kissed by angels, the appearance of demons trampled, just listen to the voice, the sound of nature, and then look at the appearance, I can't eat!" ”

Qiao Yihui was also very lonely when he heard this, "Then I am the appearance kissed by the angels, the brains stirred by the demons, I can't do anything, I am stupid and stupid." ”

The two people at the bottom of the society got together, licking each other's wounds and talking about the recent difficulties they had encountered in their lives.

Although Qiao Yihui is stupid and stupid, he is very optimistic, he is a Tianle faction, but it's okay, although he is introverted, he is very face-saving, and he doesn't want to be raised by rich women, but there are also some girls who take care of him because of his looks.

And what about Brother Yang?

is a talented, but depressed person.

He is very paranoid, stubborn, and extremely passionate about music, longing for the day when he stands on the big stage and sings loudly under the colorful lights.

And not in front of them, on the foul-smelling septic tank, in the windows of those neighborhoods, a group of people came out to abuse.

He also went to those music companies, and as soon as they saw him, they immediately rejected him.

He is 1.5 meters tall, ugly, and as black as carbon.

People said to him: "Fuck off, if you don't grow a good skin, no matter how talented you are, it's useless!" ”

That day, Brother Yang suddenly came back very lonely, very devastated, and muttered non-stop, "Why, why!" Those bastards! I just want to sing, I want to stand on stage! ”

Brother Yang was suddenly very excited, and looked at Qiao Yihui: "I have what you don't have, you have what I don't have...... We lack what each other wants, why don't we become one? ”

Yes?

Qiao Yihui was a little confused.

Brother Yang won't like me, right?

"Three stinkers, a Zhuge Liang, two flawed people, together, is a complete person, we complement each other, together, we are a person who can realize the dreams of both of us." Brother Yang said: "With me, you can realize your dreams!" ”

Qiao Yihui scratched his head, his dream is to be worshipped, to become a successful person, not to be scolded, clumsy, and deceived so that he has no pants to wear.

Brother Yang smiled: "I have a way to cultivate you into a star, let's work together and make your debut!" Then on the tallest and brightest stage, sing loudly! ”

"Can I be a star too?" Qiao Yihui was a little longing.

"However, we have to learn lip language before we can communicate." Brother Yang gritted his teeth at Qiao Yihui, his heart was crossed, and he whispered, "For the sake of my dreams, I will eat...... And what's it? I was originally a manure digger, and one day, I will also perform on stage. ”

I asked Qiao Yihui next to me and said: He has become like this, can he also perform on stage?

"Yes, Brother Yang teased me and said, when the time comes, when I sing on the stage, I will enjoy the light and the cheers of the crowd, and I will also put a microphone on my buttocks, and the two will sing together."

I was confused.

On the buttocks, put a microphone ......

"Brother Yang, I'm already practicing!"

Qiao Yihui blushed with excitement, and hurriedly retorted: "I'm practicing every night, bang, bang, knock, very rhythmic, the two of us can sing together, our latest single, the drum sound in it, is his accompaniment!" ”

A few of us were shocked to hear this.

This......

Can it also be?

I feel that my three views are going to be refreshed in an instant.

Many fans, if they know that those elegant ancient music are accompanied by this way, looping many times a day, and there is a fart sound accompaniment in it, it is estimated that the whole person will ...... Crashed.

This Yang Ziang is really a ruthless person, in order to pursue his dreams, he actually did this step, it is really terrifying.

Two incomplete people, making up for each other's shortcomings, come together to form a perfect person.

Qiao Yihui whispered: "So, we started the plan - before, Brother Yang had never appeared in front of the fans, now, let me go to the fan meeting for him to familiarize myself with the environment, but don't show my feet, don't sing before he gets on me." ”

"During this period, I continued to meet fans and met Su Yi, she was really bold, and she took the initiative to give me ......" Qiao Yihui whispered, blushing, very ashamed, "At first, I didn't like her, but later, I thought she was quite good and enthusiastic." ”