Unreliable, this calf's nose is simply unreliable.

At the critical moment, no one else can be relied on, and the only one who can rely on is himself.

But how should I rely on myself?

I have a trick up my sleeve for dealing with girls, and I can just say it with my mouth, but I'm facing a female ghost now, and I definitely can't do it with my mouth, so I have to use force. But I'm not a Taoist, so I can't use it.

What should I do with her?

After thinking about it in my mind for a long time, I still didn't come up with a way to deal with the female ghost.

There is no progress on my side, but Ding Weiwei has already used the red rope to tie me up with Wuhuada. You're very skilled! And so I was tied, and it was still very strong.

"I can't move in the first place, is it necessary for you to tie it so tightly?" I asked a little speechlessly.

"I can't move now, that's because I won't let you move. I'll allow you to move in a moment, won't you be able to move? ”

Ding Weiwei gave me a trademark sweet smile and said, "If I don't tie you up a little tighter, what if you can move in a while and run away?" ”

"When I enter this house, it's like fish on the chopping board, and I can only let you slaughter it, can I still run?" I asked.

"Look at your little belly, still fish?" Ding Weiwei glanced at me and said, "Even if it's meat, you're a piece of pork belly at most." ”

This Ding Weiwei, is she interesting? You actually say I'm pork belly?

The pork belly is so fat, although I have a little fat on my belly, and I hide four of the eight-pack abs I have already trained, but it can't be said to be pork belly!

To be honest with my conscience, the meat on my belly, no matter how bad it is, is beef with skin.

"You're the pork belly, white, tender, fat and soft."

I suddenly remembered the corresponding part of the pork belly on the pig, and then I couldn't help but look at Ding Weiwei's place, and then blurted out this sentence.

Not to mention, when I used to think of pork belly, I felt greasy. But after taking a look at Ding Weiwei, I immediately felt that pork belly can be so wonderful.

Even if it's fat, it's fatty, and the fatter it is, the better it feels to the touch.

"What are you thinking?" Seeing that I was out of my mind again, Ding Weiwei asked me with some curiosity.

"Pork belly." I said.

"Staring at me with a squint, I think of pork belly?" Ding Weiwei glared at me angrily and asked, "Could it be that in your eyes, I am just a lump of pork belly?" ”

"Hmm!" I replied and said, "The best pork belly." ”

This female ghost, isn't she going to lock my soul with a red rope?

Now I've tied me up with a red rope, and if she wants to lock her soul, she should lock it up quickly! What are you talking to me here? It's really confusing.

I seem to remember something.

When I was young, I went to the health center in the township to get injections, and I yelled every time because I was afraid of pain.

In order to divert my attention, the doctor kept talking to me and talking to her, and I had forgotten that I was going to be stitched. The needle in the doctor's hand would suddenly plunge into my buttocks.

It's sour, it's unforgettable.

The female ghost on Ding Weiwei's body, could it be that she is also playing with me to divert attention? I had a vague feeling anyway that she would suddenly lock my soul away after she had turned my attention away.

Open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to defend.

This thing is very weird, and I have to be careful. What's more, the female ghost I am facing now is still a female ghost hidden in the body of a big beauty, and she can use the beauty of the big beauty to tempt me at any time.

"Nasty! You're the pork belly! Ding Weiwei pursed her mouth and said, "People aren't so fat!" ”

"I said were you fat? You are big, not fat. I stared at Ding Weiwei with my eyes, and said cheaply.

The female ghost thing, that's scheming, very tricky. Therefore, when facing them, you can't be too honest. When there should be more than one mind, there must be more than one mind.

At this time, although my eyes were staring at her, I still looked squinted, as if I was stunned by spring. But actually, I'm quite sober.

I'm taking advantage of her with my eyes, and I'm looking at her with my peripheral vision.

You know, I'm a stinky fortune teller, since the female ghost is hidden in Ding Weiwei's body, I should be able to see something from Ding Weiwei's face.

I can't see anything, I can't see anything at all. Is this female ghost a little too hidden?

"If you want to see it, look at it generously, what kind of man is sneaky?" Ding Weiwei came to me coldly with such a sentence, which scared me a lot.

This girl, what does she mean by that? Could it be that my little action just now was seen through by her?

"What are you seeing?" I pretended to be confused and asked her.

"Of course it's looking? Is it to look at the chest? ”

Ding Weiwei glanced at me and said, "Although your eyes are staring at my chest, you obviously don't think about my chest in your heart." All you're thinking about in your head is my face. ”

This female ghost is not simple! I just pretended to be so similar, as if I was seduced by beauty! However, she still saw through me at a glance, knowing that I was not looking at her breasts, but quietly showing her the face.

As a physiognomy teacher, as Lu Xiannian's apprentice, he couldn't even deceive a female ghost. What do I think, how do I feel ashamed!

"Looks? I look like I have to charge money, how can I show you in vain? ”

It's a shame to be seen through by a female ghost. I can't admit this kind of shameful thing! Therefore, I chose to be hard-mouthed and chose to die and not admit it.

"If you don't give you a chance, don't blame me for not giving you a chance to watch it for a while!"

This female ghost, she's provoking me! Or a naked provocation.

Before saying this, I could only understand Ding Weiwei's face from Ding Weiwei's face. However, after the female ghost finished saying this, Ding Weiwei's face, in addition to Ding Weiwei, I seemed to see something else.

Give me a chance to see? Do you think the female ghost is joking? Judging from the changes on Ding Weiwei's face, she doesn't seem to be talking about fun, but serious!

Opportunities are fleeting. Now that the female ghost has given me a chance, I naturally have to seize it! If I don't catch her, won't I be a little too sorry for her?

Wrong! Ding Weiwei's face looked a little wrong. In addition to her own face, I seemed to see countless faces in her face.

How can there be so many faces?

Could it be that there is not just one female ghost on Ding Weiwei's body, but many?

"Do you see clearly?" The female ghost asked me.

"You're not one?" I asked.

"One man with a thousand faces, one man with a thousand faces."

This Ding Weiwei, no, it's this female ghost, it's really a bit interesting, she actually has something to do with me.

The female ghost is serious, or is it teasing me? If the saying that one person has a thousand faces is true, doesn't that mean that so many faces I saw from Ding Weiwei's face were all from that female ghost?

A female ghost with so many faces, just thinking about it, it's a little creepy!

The most terrifying person in the world is the kind of person with a split personality; In the same way, the most terrifying ghost in the world is naturally the kind of ghost whose personality is split and has countless faces.

"You're not a human, you're a ghost!" I say.

"The living, the dead, are all people." Although the female ghost was still a little hard-mouthed, judging from her answer, she undoubtedly admitted that she was indeed a ghost.

"If you want to harm my life, with your means, you can kill me a long time ago. Why haven't you harmed me until now? I was a little puzzled and puzzled by this, so I asked the female ghost.

"Your life is not harmful, and even if I hurt you, I won't get any good." The female ghost paused and said, "I'm not as bad as you think, and I'm certainly not that good. ”