Chapter 26: The Stinky Fortune Teller
"Xie Mengxi? The woman who makes you jealous? I asked.
"Who is jealous of her, is she worthy of my jealousy?" Women, when they are anxious, they are prone to duplicity.
"I'm a fortune teller, and I don't sell my body."
I have to keep the principles of being a man. Although Tang Shi is quite beautiful and still a virgin, I can't sell my soul and body for 100,000 yuan!
"100,000 yuan is a lot, you can get it!" Wei Xuan looked at Tang Shi with a smile and said, "Don't worry, I will do a good job in his ideological work." ”
"Then you little Taoist priest will have to work."
After Tang Shi gave me a flying kiss, she twisted her ass and walked away with a smile.
"I live in 3308, right next door to you, and I changed it today." When she walked to the door, Tang Shi turned around and reported her room number.
"Why did she tell us the room number?" I didn't come back to my senses a bit.
"Not to tell us, but to tell you." Wei Xu, a little improper, took the opportunity to tease me again.
"The day after tomorrow is Saturday, I'm really going to make a cameo appearance as her boyfriend?" I asked Wei Xu.
"Although Tang Shi is a little older, he still looks a little beautiful! Even if you don't look at her appearance, even if it's just for the sake of the 100,000 yuan, this transaction is not a loss. Wei Xuan said seriously.
"You don't have to do anything, you just need to sit and collect money, and of course you don't lose money." I glanced at Wei Xuan and said, "I haven't been in love yet, although it's pretending, I've been someone else's boyfriend!" This loss is a bit big, in addition to the remuneration of 100,000 yuan, I have to ask her for another 50,000 yuan of mental loss. She does what she likes to do, and she doesn't pull it down. ”
pretending to be Tang Shi's boyfriend, from the bottom of my heart, I am 10 million unhappy. Therefore, I want to refuse her by indiscriminately raising prices!
"I can earn an extra 50,000 yuan, and it's stupid not to take it." Wei Xuan said.
The next morning, I was returning to sleep when I was woken up by a sharp knock on the door.
When I opened the door, it was actually Tang Shi. She was wearing a purple dress, which was still the kind of deep V. A creature like a woman is really, as long as there is pride in her body, she will always want to show it.
I'm a very good person, and I like to appreciate other people's strengths the most, so naturally I just stare at that place and look at it with relish!
"Ahem!"
Tang Shi coughed twice and reminded me.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Have you thought about what I told you last night?" Tang Shi asked me.
"I haven't been in a relationship yet, although I'm pretending to be your boyfriend, but I'm giving it to you for the first time. So, in addition to the 100,000 yuan I deserve, you have to give me 50,000 yuan for mental damages. I said.
"You haven't been in love, I haven't! Are you embarrassed to ask for mental damages? You are a toad who has eaten swan meat, and you still want to follow a little swan! Tang Shi said fiercely.
"I'm an artist, not a body, who will help you give birth to a little swan?" I gave Tang Shi a disgusted look and said, "Even if you are a swan, you are also an old swan who is old and decrepit." ”
"You ......"
Tang Shi stomped my feet in anger, but it was a pity that this woman was not angry, she still took steps, entered the room, and sat on the bed I slept on.
"Why do you sit on my bed?" I asked.
"The old lady likes it." This Tang poem is really thick-skinned.
"I have already said the price just now, 150,000, not a single child is missing." I have no other tricks anyway, so I can only bite the price and see if I can force Tang Shi to give up.
"At a young age, I went to the eye of money." Tang Shi looked at me with a smile and said, "As long as your performance is good enough, 150,000 will be 150,000." ”
promised so happily, it seems that Tang Shi, this girl, is really not bad for money! I knew that my lion's mouth should have opened a little bigger.
"If nothing else, then it's decided, I'll come to you tomorrow morning." Tang Shidao.
"I didn't give the deposit, what is the set?" I asked.
Tang Shi took out his wallet and took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from it. The money was tied with a small piece of paper, and it should have been 10,000 yuan.
"It's a deposit."
The money has already been handed to me, which is 10,000 yuan! Can I refuse?
Tang Shi left, I took the money and counted it there over and over again. got rid of Lu Xiannian's clutches, and all the money I earn now is mine.
"I said, why are you ignorant?" Wei Xuan said me.
"What are you ignorant?" I didn't understand what Wei Xuan meant.
"Say six or four cents, once the money is in your hands, you can't divide it?" Wei Xuan asked me.
This money Wei Xuan didn't make much contribution, but think about it, I didn't contribute to the money I made from Qian Ruoruo before, and Wei Xuan gave me forty percent.
"Forget, sorry." I smiled and counted out the six thousand yuan and handed it to Wei Xu.
"Forget next time, you're going to lose my friend." Wei Xudao.
After a day of idleness, early the next morning, Tang Shi appeared at the door of the room on time.
"Are you ready?" Tang Shi asked me.
"Can I go along?" Wei Xuan snatched the words and said cheaply.
"What are you going to do?" Tang Shi asked.
"Eat delicious food and watch a good show." Wei Xuan smiled and said, "If you don't take me there, today's good show will at least lose three points of excitement." ”
"Anyway, I brought one, and I don't care about bringing another oil bottle."
Tang Shi's car was parked in the hotel's parking garage, a black Audi A6, and the car still had a license plate from Yudu.
"Look at your license plate, it doesn't look like you're here for a business trip, how can you stay in a hotel?" I asked Tang Shi.
"Convenient to stay in a hotel." Tang Shi said.
"What's the convenience?" I asked.
"So how do you stay in a hotel?" Tang Shi asked rhetorically.
"I don't have any other place to live, so I can only make do in the hotel." Wei Xuan said.
"Five-star hotels can afford to live in, can you not afford to buy a house?" Tang Shi's words seem to be fine.
"Why buy a house? I travel all over the world, and the four seas are my home, and I am not those laymen. Wei Xu said.
"You two are not laymen, I am?"
I can see that Tang Shi is a scheming. What I just asked, after she asked a few questions in a roundabout way, she successfully answered it through Wei Xu's mouth.
However, to be honest with her conscience, it's quite interesting for a scheming like her.
"You two are not very good in this outfit, go to the mall to buy clothes for you to change into." Tang Shi said.
"If you want to buy it for your boyfriend, I am wearing a Taoist robe wherever I go, even if it is broken, it is also a teacher's inheritance." Wei Xu, this guy, is quite principled.
"This thing you're wearing isn't from your teacher, right?" Tang Shi asked me.
"My mom gave it to me." I said.
"That's good."
Tang Shi took us to the high-end shopping mall on the pedestrian street and chose a suit for me. A shirt alone cost more than 600. It was matched from head to toe and cost a small 10,000 yuan.
I've never liked to look in the mirror, but when I stood in front of the mirror, I was a little reluctant to leave. Why am I so handsome? If I were a woman, I would like to marry myself right away.
People rely on clothing, this is true.
"It's not early, it's still smelly, hurry up." Tang Shi said with a grin.
Looking at it like that, it's obvious that I'm handsome, and I'm very satisfied with her!
"It's nice to be dressed in RMB." I sighed from the bottom of my heart.
"It's unbearable."
Tang Shi rewarded me with four words, I don't know if he is praising me? It's just that she didn't read the language well and used the idiom wrong.
Weddings held by people in the city are all held in hotels. Those who don't have money choose a worse hotel, and those who have money choose a better hotel.
Xie Mengxi should belong to the kind of special wealth, and he chartered a hot spring hotel. In the whole hotel, there are all small villas, which look much more upscale than the Intercontinental Hotel.
Tang Shi told me that this hotel is super five-star.
I always thought that five-star hotels were the most luxurious, but I didn't expect that there were super five-star hotels in the world.
The lawn was sprinkled with flower petals, and even the trunks of the trees were covered with flowers.
The whole hotel is furnished like a fairy tale.
"What a pride!" I say.
"We can't compare to her if you're richer, but my boyfriend, you have the ability. We don't compare money today, we compare ability. "Tang Shi, is this girl spring? After saying this, she actually kissed me on the forehead coldly.
This is the first time I've been kissed by a woman! The whole face was immediately hot with shame.
"Take advantage of me?" I'm very angry, although Tang Shi is beautiful, she is old! I'm thirty years old, eat my tender grass, and I'll die.
"Today you are my boyfriend, my mother can kiss me if I want."
Why am I so stupid? Be a boyfriend for a woman who is nearly thirty years old. Although she is a virgin, after all, where is her age, the wolf nature has come out!
"This is an additional service, 10,000 yuan for a kiss." I said.
"Yes! But you'll have to wait until the evening, when you come to my room and get it. The old lady wants to see, do you have the guts? Tang Shi said with a smile.
With that, she moved her hand and touched my face as if she were caressing.
I wanted to say no in my heart, but my body was honest and I enjoyed it?
The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, my stinky fortune teller, I am 108,000 meters away from the hero, and I can't even pass the pass of such an old woman, which is really not angry.
There was a woman who came over, she was wearing a wedding dress and a garland on her head, and she looked amazing.
"You're here." The woman greeted her warmly, grabbed Tang Shi's hand tightly, and said, "You can come to my wedding and witness my happiness, it is the happiest thing for me today." ”
"This is my boyfriend, named Chen Xiyi." Tang Shi introduced me.
"Yo! Not bad! I found a little fresh meat, and I'm still in college, right? Xie Mengxi asked with envy.
"I had poor grades, I didn't get into high school, and I studied with a god stick for a few days, so I was a stinky fortune teller." I said.