Chapter 22: Anti-Accusation
After Hao Xuewen's figure could no longer be seen, Ye Yang took out the silver tickets again, one by one.
The more you count, the happier you become, and you get rich!
"Humph! I've seen them all! ”
Not good, Ye Yang quickly stuffed the silver ticket into his arms! Look behind you and see who it is? Fortunately, it's not that the official is fast, and if you can't be in trouble, after all, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, that is, he is profound, but he can't deal with ordinary people, pat his chest with peace of mind, and he was scared to death by her!
"Ling Yuchuan, don't you know that people are scary, scared to death?" Ye Yang complained dissatisfied.
"Don't change the subject!"
"What's the topic?" Ye Yang pretended to be crazy and stupid!
"You're lying?"
"Who are you fooling?"
"You deceived the idiot just now with a worthless rune paper of five thousand taels of silver!"
"Why are you like this? Open your mouth and close your mouth to be an idiot, people are doing good deeds, this money is donated by him to my ancient desolation view, and the rune paper is the peace and blessing that I feel his donation gave him! Tong Su is not bullied, besides, that talisman is not worthless, it is the peace and blessing of Jingchan Temple for five Wen! Ye Yang said that the head was the Tao, and Ling Yuchuan was stunned!
Why did Ling Yuchuan just forget it, she finally grabbed the handle of the little Taoist, and she continued: "Hmph! I've seen you lie to him and say that the talisman can make people's hearts come true, so he donated 5,000 taels to you, and that talisman is useless, it's all your hands and feet! ”
Feelings: This young lady witnessed the entire crime scene, and Ye Yang could only blame himself for not seeing his surroundings clearly when he did the crime!
However, he did not want to surrender yet, and who knows what strange conditions the young lady would make: "Who said that piece of paper can't come true?" ”
"There is nothing in the world where everything you want can come true!"
"Then let me ask you, just now Hao Xuewen wanted this stone to burst, did it burst?"
"Exploded! But that's you~~~"
Ye Yang interrupted Ling Yuchuan's words, as long as the speed of speech was fast enough, he could disrupt her thinking, so as to take the initiative: "What are you, you just say whether it exploded!" ”
"Yes!"
"You see, he wants the stone to burst, and the stone bursts, isn't that what he wants? You see, two wishes, one has been granted! ”
"Yes, he has another wish!" Ling Yuchuan thought that she had caught Ye Yang's flaw, she wanted to see how Ye Yang would be round when that idiot was chased and beaten as a disciple!
"What do you think Hao Xuewen's last wish is?"
"It should be that I want the woman to fall in love with him at first sight!"
"It's actually easy!" Ye Yang smiled confidently!
Ling Yuchuan looked at Ye Yang's expression and asked uncertainly, "Is there still a way for you to make the woman fall in love with that idiot at first sight!" ”
"I'm not a god, how can I let the woman fall in love with him at first sight!" Ye Yang glanced at Ling Yuchuan with disdain, with this IQ, he still wanted to fight with him?!
With his hands behind his back, looking at Hao Xuewen's departing figure, Ye Yang said with a sympathetic expression: "I don't know if it's love at first sight, but if he proposes to the woman, the woman will definitely agree!" ”
"Why?"
"Because the woman is an ugly girl who can't be married!"
"Ugly girl? No way, don't think I didn't hear your conversation, it's a beauty! ”
"Isn't it, the pearl is round and jade, the peerless appearance is unparalleled in the world, just looking at it can be remembered for life! There have been dozens of high-ranking families who have come to ask for relatives, but they have not succeeded? ”
"Yes, that's it!"
"Zhu Yuan Yurun can not only boast of plump beauties, all fat women can say the same, I remember in our place, butchers often praise fat dolphins (pigs) Zhu Yuan Yurun!
Peerless face, it's better to say that it's better to hold up the peerless, everyone in this world is different, they are all unique, hear clearly, none of these two words have the word beauty!
As for the sentence that one glance is enough, it is even better to say, there is an extremely ugly person standing in front of you, is it enough to look at it! ”
"Humph! It's all your crooked reasoning! "Ling Yuchuan didn't believe what Ye Yang said!
"Actually, I got it from the last sentence, you see, dozens of high-ranking families have failed to ask for marriage, either the woman's vision is really high, or these dozens of families have regretted it after seeing the woman's true face. Speaking of knowing the son Mo Ruo's father, if it is really the woman's high vision, Hao's father still dares to ask for marriage? To bring humiliation upon yourself? ”
"Humph!" Ling Yuchuan was speechless, so he snorted coldly to express his dissatisfaction!
"Anyway, your talisman didn't come true, I asked Uncle Lin to arrest you!"
"Who is Uncle Lin?"
"Toyokawa-gun Taishou!"
Jingchan County is under the jurisdiction of Fengchuan County! This barbarian woman is going to bend into a trick!
"You're so domineering, does your dad know?"
"Yes!" Ling Yuchuan replied very loudly, and admitted it openly.
"Say it! What do you want! "Who let the whole world belong to the Ling family!
"Luminite!"
"You'd better let your Uncle Lin arrest me!" How could he agree to her, after all, the luminite had already been used by him!
"Then I'm going to split the bill!"
Ling Yuchuan also knew that it was unrealistic to ask for a night stone with this!
"No way!" Ye Yang refused again!
"If you don't give it, I'll let Uncle Lin arrest you!" Ling Yuchuan took out her Uncle Lin and threatened Ye Yang again!
"You marks!"
Ye Yang took out the silver ticket, took out one from it, and handed it to Ling Yuchuan with a painful face, this was all "earned" by him fortunately, and now he has been defrauded of some of it!
He took the silver ticket with a smile, and when he saw the amount on the silver ticket, Ling Yuchuan immediately turned his happiness into anger, and smashed the silver ticket in his hand into Ye Yang's face: "Ten taels~, you dare to give me ten taels!" ”
"Isn't it too much?" Ye Yang silently grabbed the silver ticket and stuffed it back into his sleeve, this was the smallest silver ticket he could find!
"Also, ten taels of silver is enough for a family to live for a year, and if you accept it like this, your conscience will be disturbed!"
Ye Yang took out more than a dozen copper coins from his arms! handed it to Ling Yuchuan, looking like he was thinking about her: "Na~, take it casually!" ”
"I'll take you a big-headed ghost~~." Ling Yuchuan burst into foul language, she really couldn't help it, did she think she was taking too much? Obviously, I just think it's better to take too little! The dead Taoist priest did not repent, and took out more than a dozen copper coins to humiliate her, saying that if she took too much, her conscience would not be able to pass. Is this little Taoist priest sending Hanako? Think she Ling Daxia is a bully?!
The people in the rivers and lakes have the momentum to make a move, and directly draw their swords, saying: "Little thief, you are looking for death!" ”
"Hero, there is something to discuss!" Ye Yang immediately reassured her that she couldn't use force on the street anymore, it was too ostentatious.
Ling Yuchuan took back the sword, and counted the little Taoist priest as a man: "Two thousand five hundred taels!" ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, he wanted to share half of it, how could this be, this money was "earned" by Ye Yang himself, Ling Yuchuan just wanted to share half of it in the vernacular, it was impossible!
Ling scoffed at Ye Yang's words, what you earned, it was obviously a fraud, this kind of ill-gotten gains, she Ling Yuchuan wanted to use it to do good deeds!
"One hundred taels!" Ye Yang raised the price code.
"Impossible!"
"Two hundred taels is always okay, right?!"
"Impossible!"
"Five hundred taels! Five hundred taels at most, and if there are more, I will surrender myself! ”
"You're going!" Ling Yuchuan looked like he was eating Ye Yang!
"Okay, the final offer, one thousand taels, that's only so much, you must know that you just saw it, it was all earned by me alone, even if you let your Uncle Lin come to arrest me, I won't give more, besides, it's unknown whether your Uncle Lin can catch me!"
Hearing Ye Yang say this, Ling Yuchuan knew that this was Ye Yang's limit, she thought for a while, and then agreed!