Chapter 990: Why Should Beauties Be Pretentious?
Beautiful eyes are round.
Red lips open.
Chu Yunxuan was instantly stunned, as if she had incarnated into a statue.
Petrified!
I couldn't believe my eyes, it was incredible.
has lived for more than 20 years since I was a child, and to say that I haven't seen it is definitely hypocritical.
Haven't you seen those little fart kids in open crotch pants on the streets and friends?
In the era when the Internet is so developed, adults who have not watched a small movie are already rare.
What's more, Chu Yunxuan had focused on research more than once in order to learn skills before.
But there is a huge difference between movies and reality, after all.
Especially in terms of size, no matter how high-definition a movie is, it can't give a shocking visual sense of what you see in reality.
Just like now.
Although I had admired Wu Jie's sturdy and tough figure up close before, his explosive muscles, and perfectly shaped vest lines, he blushed and heartbeat when he looked at it twice......
But now, no matter how tough and masculine the figure is, it can't withstand the visual impact brought by something.
Real, not in the movies!
Chu Yunxuan's beautiful eyes widened, and she kept staring at it.
After the brain crashed for half a second, I involuntarily began to think about it again and again.
"Oh my God! How is this different from the movie?"
"Is Brother Jay Asian? Is he of foreign descent?"
"It's so scary now, and if there is that reaction, wouldn't it be even more scary?"
"This ...... Isn't it stabbing people to death?"
"Oh, what am I thinking? If I can stab someone to death, Sister Xiao can still be so radiant?"
"In movies, the stronger the man, the more women ...... The cooler, the better!"
......
Chu Yunxuan's eyes were staring, and her mind was messy.
And Wu Jie was also suddenly alert after looking at the gold coins.
it!
I just bent down to pick up the gold coin, and the bath towel wrapped around my waist...... Dropped!!
Nima!
No wonder it feels cold.
Subconsciously glanced at Chu Yunxuan, and Wu Jie was speechless for an instant.
A pair of beautiful eyes widened to the extreme, red lips opened, and an expression of astonishment.
Come on!
Can you be a little shy?
In movies and television, if there is such a bloody scene, shouldn't the woman scream wildly, and then cover her face and turn around and shout hooligans?
Why did Chu Yunxuan stare intently as if she had seen an alien?
Is this stunned by my brother, or is it interested?
But no matter what, at this moment, Wu Jie said that he was not embarrassed, it was definitely a lie.
Because any normal person, in front of the opposite sex, if he suddenly becomes defenseless and naked, it will instantly stimulate the subconscious and shy instinct of human beings.
Since human beings evolved from ancient apes to wearing clothes, the idea of the difference between men and women has been constantly formed, and after thousands of years of evolution, this kind of thinking has become behavioral instinct.
Therefore, if anyone on the street is not clothed, it will definitely cause a sensation, because in today's civilized society, very few people go out naked.
Even many couples, even couples, are still shy to be 'honest with each other' sometimes.
Therefore.
An unprepared accident, Wu Jie really never thought that he would 'play hooligan' in front of Chu Yunxuan.
A glittering gold coin rolls over, and many people must subconsciously bend down to pick it up.
But who knows......
This bath towel is not wrapped properly, and it is about to fall off.
I knew it was so.
I should have driven Chu Yunxuan away directly, and then took my pants and took a shower.
But where in the world is there a regret pill?
Besides, the matter has come to this point, and she has already seen it, what else can it be?
it!
If you want to say that you are at a loss, my brother is not a loss!
Wu Jie saw that Chu Yunxuan's skin was getting redder and redder, and it was impossible for him to stand like a model and let her see enough, so he quickly bent down to pick up the bath towel and wrap it.
"Uh...... Your gold!"
Wu Jie tried his best not to show any flustery and shyness.
If you are normal, you can also make others normal.
Everyone is an adult, and they are not ignorant children or shy teenagers, why make such a fuss when they see the body of the opposite sex?
If it were in a country with ideological concepts, in a country or region where people would have to take to the streets to protest at every turn, people would have seen it a long time ago, and only in China where ideological concepts are relatively conservative will they make a fuss.
"I ......"
Chu Yunxuan's pretty face was crimson, and she was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say at all.
took the gold coin handed by Wu Jie, and couldn't help but look down.
"What else are you looking at? haven't you seen enough just now?" Wu Jie asked with a deliberate feigned anger.
Chu Yunxuan raised her beautiful eyes, and her eyes flashed with a strange look.
"Yes, I just haven't seen enough, the first time I've seen a real person, can I not be curious?"
Chu Yunxuan blurted out, speaking a little justifiably.
Merely......
On the surface, it seems that he is not alarmed, but he is already panicked in his heart.
In my mind, the embarrassing picture of 'I can't bear to look at it directly' keeps coming up.
"What's so curious about this? Didn't you use to study small movies and practice a lot of bananas? You should know very well what a man looks like!"
Wu Jie tightened the bath towel on his body and walked straight to the bedroom.
"Can movies be the same as reality?"
Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but keep up with Wu Jie.
"I've read some scientific literature reports that Asian men are generally shorter than European-American men, but you ...... it."
Wu Jie turned around abruptly and stared at Chu Yunxuan coldly.
"There are more than a billion people in the country, more than half of them are men, and among the nearly 800 million men, there are not allowed to have men who are far superior to European-American?"
"Besides, the so-called scientific research literature reports you read are all fabricated and fictitious, and I don't believe that any author, or investigative agency, will take a ruler and measure them one by one!"
"The most nonsense is still those lasting time, and it is easy to say how many minutes a man in which country or region can hold on, Nima, is it possible that when many people are doing things, the author goes to watch the watch and time statistics?"
"Take some random survey reports, plus your own brain speculation, and infer that Asian men are inferior to European-American men, is this called science?"
Chu Yunxuan frowned slightly.
I feel that Wu Jie's reaction seems to be a little excessive!
"Brother Jie, what's wrong with ......you? I don't mean anything else, I just think you're good, strong and nice!"
Wu Jie shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's okay, I'm just fighting for countless Chinese men! If we Chinese men can't do it, how can the 5,000-year-old civilization history be reproduced and inherited?"
Chu Yunxuan nodded again and again, deeply convinced.
She knows that men have extremely strong self-esteem, and no man in the whole world will admit that he can't do it.
What does it mean to be empathetic?
It is to know how to take care of men's emotions on some basic issues, and know how to be humble and cooperative.
Therefore, Chu Yunxuan didn't plan to be with Wu Jie, and she had been entangled in such a 'shy' topic.
"Okay, we've said enough what we should have said, you shouldn't have seen it, you've seen it, it's not too early, hurry up and go back to sleep!"
Wu Jie turned around and walked straight to the bedroom.
Chu Yunxuan hurriedly stepped forward and blocked the door that Wu Jie was about to close.
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Jie was a little impatient.
Chu Yunxuan bit her red lips tightly and looked at Wu Jie with a clear gaze.
"I ...... I ......"
There was a confusion in her mind, and Chu Yunxuan didn't know what to say at all.
"Are you stammering?" Wu Jie snorted and sneered: "What do you want, can you give a happy word?"
Chu Yunxuan took a deep breath and mustered up the courage to ask:
"I just want to ask, when you handed me back the gold coins just now, was it face up or tails?"
"Ah???h
Wu Jie was a little dumbfounded for a moment.
Nima!
Three watches in the middle of the night, did Lao Tzu hit a female ghost?
After talking to my brother for a long time, the result is to play with gold coins?
In a flash.
Chu Yunxuan obviously felt that Wu Jie's eyes were getting colder, and there seemed to be an invisible murderous aura pressing towards her.
"Brother Jie, don't get me wrong, I'm not deliberately tricking you in the middle of the night and teasing you!"
"I just don't know whether to leave or stay tonight, so I tossed gold coins and asked God to help me make a decision!"
"I know it's stupid and brainless, but I ......"
Without waiting for Chu Yunxuan to finish speaking, Wu Jie immediately interjected and asked:
"So do you want heads or tails?"
Chu Yunxuan bit her lip and shook her head.
"I ...... I don't know, that's why I thought of tossing gold coins!"
Wu Jie smiled.
Holding back the last shred of patience, he asked:
"What does it mean to stay with me and be a slave for the rest of your life? On the other hand, you will no longer pester me from now on, work hard and fall in love, get married and have children for the rest of your life, and satisfy your relatives and friends?"
Chu Yunxuan clenched her powder fist and nodded heavily.
Wu Jie smiled: "Congratulations, I remember clearly, it was the reverse side up just now, go back to sleep with peace of mind, good night!"
After that, Wu Jie removed Chu Yunxuan's hand blocking the door of the house and closed the bedroom door with a click.
By the time Chu Yunxuan was stunned, it was already too late to react.
The door was closed.
I involuntarily leaned forward to get in, but my nose almost touched the door.
The cold door separated the two.
All of a sudden.
Chu Yunxuan's heart seemed to have fallen into an abyss, and the distance between her and Wu Jie was instantly out of reach.
Why?
Why is it the opposite?
Why are his words so straightforward?
Even if it's really the other side up, and you don't see it, why can't you tell a little lie?
I don't want a penny, I practice myself, I paste it upside down, and give him sleep for free!
Chu Yunxuan suddenly felt a little angry in her heart.
hated Wu Jie would rather sleep alone than let himself warm the bed.
I hate myself even more for why I stupidly used the way of throwing gold coins to decide my future fate.
Isn't it okay to just make a decision about what you want and what you want to do? Why is it so complicated?
Chu Yunxuan stood outside the door of the room indifferently, eager to slap herself twice.
"Stupid!
"I'm going to be stupid to death!"
"Love is love, what kind of love is it? What kind of demon do you want?"
Chu Yunxuan raised her pink fist and was about to knock on the door.
But when the fist was about to fall, she suddenly realized that Wu Jie would definitely not open the door.
Even if you cut your throat, you can't open the door.
So......
What else can be done?
Chu Yunxuan silently put down her hand, frowned, and looked around.
This rest area with diverse spaces and rich configurations was carefully decorated by Chu Yunxuan for Wu Jie.
Every inch and every square is like a treasure, and she is very familiar.
So......
What's the point if the door is locked?
Chu Yunxuan quickly took the spare key, but she didn't rush to open the lock and enter the house.
"No! Go in at this time, Brother Jie must not be asleep yet!"
"You've just talked to me so much, and I'm still naked!"
"If it were me, I would definitely think about it when I was lying in bed, and I would definitely not fall asleep soon!"
"So...... Wait, when he's asleep, won't my chance come?"
"And before that, you have to take a shower, right? Brother Jie has washed it all, how can I not wash it?"
Chu Yunxuan made up her mind and immediately tiptoed to the cloakroom.
Of course, there can't be women's clothes here, so Chu Yunxuan only picked a shirt as pajamas.
The shirt is not particularly long, and it is only enough to cover the buttocks when you wear it.
And half-concealed, jade-legs exposed, absolutely-felt nosebleeds.
"That's it!"
After picking out her shirt, Chu Yunxuan went to take a shower and change her clothes lightly, for fear of being too loud.
If Wu Jie is woken up, wouldn't it be a waste of all his efforts?
Bathing and changing, the heart is moving.
The delicate skin that can be broken by blowing can be broken, perhaps because of nervousness and shyness, it becomes white and red.
Exhaled like an orchid, extremely nervous.
Chu Yunxuan resisted the tension and excitement in her heart, wore only a shirt, and approached the bedroom slowly and carefully.
There was a click, and the door was gently pushed open.
A shadow quietly entered the room......