The surroundings were gloomy, and everyone held their breath, and this "coo-dong" sound was beating everyone's heart, making everyone both curious and overwhelmed.

Although my father did not doubt my words, he was completely out of options, and he set his sights on the shaman, who had apparently found the source of the voice.

Dad whispered a few words to the mage, and the well-informed mage was stunned.

"What you say is true?" The mage asked my father.

My dad nodded, "My kid was alone on the mountain that day, and he fainted with fear when he encountered this, no, when he went home, his crotch was still wet!" ”

The shaman looked at me, smiled and said, "I say, how do I feel that his kidney qi is so serious, it turns out that this is the reason!" ”

"How are you now?" The mage asked me.

I nodded, and shook my head again, it seems that this matter is not as simple as I thought it would be cold, and I really have to let this old man explain it to me.

"Where were you that night?" The mage asked me.

"Me? At first, it was in the grass Kezi, but later there were too many mosquitoes, so I slept on the board of the uncle's coffin. I answered honestly.

"Then when you slept in the grass, didn't you hear this sound!"

I recalled, "No! ”

"That's right!" The mage nodded.

"What's right? What do you mean, Mage? "I wondered what he was saying.

"It stands to reason that at your uncle's age, don't look at it as an old man in other villages, in your 'half-life village', he is definitely a person who is about to run out of oil, and the biggest feature of a person who runs out of oil and lamp is that the yang energy is about to run out, and you are sleeping on your uncle's coffin board, you are a young man, and the yang energy is vigorous, what is this female corpse for? It's to get married! It's looking for a man, you have a strong manly atmosphere, and she senses it! ”

"So, the 'coo'dong' sound I heard next to Nanmu's coffin that day was a signal from this female corpse?" I asked the mage.

"Yes, this female corpse replied quickly, but if you think about it, she is a person from the underworld, and the message she replied to you can't feel as a person from the yang world!"

"According to what you mean, I felt that the person who replied to the letter was my uncle, so my uncle responded!?"

"Yes, that's what it means, this yin and yang has two meanings since ancient times, one is to live as yang and die as yin, which is the difference between the living and the dead, and the other meaning is that men are yang and women are yin, which is the difference between men and women, and as for the yin and yang of men and women, it has nothing to do with death and life."

It seems that this shaman is not something that everyone can be, at least he has to have some theoretical knowledge.

The mage continued, "You and your uncle are both men and close relatives, and they are related in this regard, and in the feeling of that female corpse, she met a person with extremely strong yang energy, and she was originally looking for marriage, and meeting such a man is also a once-in-a-lifetime thing for her. ”

The mage was so good that I really wanted to believe that what he was saying was true.

"Your kid peed his pants, but the yang energy was sucked away by this female corpse that night, the man's yang energy is in the kidneys, and the yang qi is a kidney deficiency, and the loss is incontinence!"

"Then I won't always be like this in the future!" Beads of sweat oozed from my head.

"There is always a solution to this, let's talk so much, let's see your uncle's situation first!"

The Master's words seemed to give me a dose of reassurance, no matter what, it would be good if it could be solved, I don't want to stay in diapers for the rest of my life, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet!

The villagers around us have been talking to the master and our grandfather, and their necks have long been stretched, but we are some distance away from them, and they can't hear clearly!

According to the master's meaning, my father and I dismissed the blind dates, after all, this is our old Liu family's own business, and it is not glorious to say that this matter is not glorious.

Everyone reluctantly descended the mountain, and I wondered if someone was hiding behind the tree to peek, and I looked around again, and only after making sure that it was safe did I return to the uncle's coffin.

The shaman took out his long brown mahogany sword and made a small slit in the uncle's coffin, and looked carefully inside.

For his actions, I wonder a little, since there is no one, can't it be just open and see, why should I be so careful.

The shaman saw my doubts, and he said that a dead person cannot see the sun, and if he sees a little sunlight, his yin life will disappear a little, so we try not to disturb them.

After reading it, the mage nodded, and his father rolled a dry cigarette for the mage, and he took a few puffs, "Did your eldest brother say anything when he died?" ”

"Nope!" Probably the answer was too direct, my dad thought seriously for a few seconds and continued, "It doesn't seem to say anything special just to let me bury him properly, by the way, let me not put on his cloud shoes." ”

When the dead die, it is our custom here to wear cloud climbing shoes, so that the deceased can wait for Elysium.

"Then what shoes do you want to put on him?"

"Dry shoes!"

Just now, our attention was on the crotch of the uncle's pants, for fear that he would die or something, and no one paid attention to what shoes he was wearing.

Everyone put up the coffin lid and took a look, and sure enough, it was Kun shoes!

"I see!" Master Saman sighed.

"What's wrong?" My dad asked.

"These dry shoes and Kun shoes correspond to men and women, ancient men and women are Kun, ancient men and women are to wear Qiankun shoes when they get married, and now people have long forgotten the customs of the past, women use red leather shoes instead, and men, just buy a new pair of black leather shoes."

The shaman pointed to the Nanmu coffin, "Now that woman is wearing kun shoes, then your uncle asked you to put dry shoes on him, obviously, your eldest brother has long known that there is such a thing." ”

"And what's going on?" My dad and I were dumbfounded.

"It seems that this female corpse was not an ordinary person before her death, how could she have expected that her own tomb will be under someone else's tomb at that time, it seems that she has already been eyeing your family's tomb, or rather, she has long expected that you will occupy her tomb, so she chose to be buried here."

"So what now?" My dad asked.

"That's the only way to do it, now you choose, whether you want the expensive Nanmu coffin or the broken wooden coffin with your uncle, this Nanmu coffin is half a body wider than the average person, this is obviously to bury two people together, we living people should fulfill their good deeds, and it is also the wish of two dead people!"

Seeing that my father and I were listening carefully, the Master continued, "The marriage of people in the underworld, also known as the marriage of the underworld, also needs a ceremony! ”

"Mage, there is one thing I still don't understand, don't you say that this female corpse felt the yang energy of me and my uncle, and now you say that before the uncle died, he knew that there would be such a thing as a secret marriage! So did this female corpse know in advance or did she know that night that she was going to get married! I voiced the doubts in my mind.

"It is a matter of time and place for her to choose the acupuncture points, this is the same thing that she knows where she will get married, and it is another thing to sense yang energy, this is when she knows when she should get married, which is like a matter of time and place. The co-appearance of you and your uncle, the combination of yang energy, made her feel the yang energy of a man, and she knew that she should get married! Do you know why you've been like this all the time? It's this female corpse who keeps sucking your yang energy, if you want to live longer, let her get married quickly, become a parent, round the house, and she won't worry about this thing! ”

Yes? Do you have to let someone have a round house with this female corpse? Who will have sex with her? Living or dead? If it were a living person, it wouldn't be - I really didn't dare to think about it any further.

The mage didn't pay attention to my surprised expression, and continued, "The only way now is to let your uncle have a round of sex with her, if these two people, no, it should be said that these two ghost round houses are successful, your illness will naturally be cured." ”

I gasped, and the mage also said that the lust of this female corpse is closely related to me, and if the round house is not successful, I will have to wear diapers all the time!

"By the way, Liu Laohan, do you know your eldest brother's birthday?"

"I know, I know!" My father nodded hurriedly, took out the paper and pen prepared in advance, and wrote down the eight characters of my uncle's birthday.

"This, and this female corpse, I'll take it back first, what time is it, after all, it's Futian, this matter should be sooner rather than later, you go back and wait for my letter!" The mage put the two birthdays in his pocket.

Dad was suddenly a little excited, and he knelt down in front of the mage, and kowtowed twice, "Daxian, our Liu family depends on you!" ”

"Get up!" The mage helped my father up, "Actually, the last thing we want to do is deal with the dead!" ”

"Then why are you still helping me!" Somehow, my attitude towards this mage has changed from disdain to trust, and although this is a sloppy old man, it has become my backbone at this moment!

"Alas! You have a catastrophe, I also have a catastrophe, I can help you through the catastrophe, but may not be able to survive my catastrophe, if you can't afford to provoke anything, you can only bite the bullet, your kid is not shallow, I like it in my heart, whether I can pass, it depends on the creation. ”

After saying this, the mage left, and somehow, I suddenly felt a little lonely in his back.

The rain fell like this, and the outline of the female corpse's body became clearer, and I completely lost my little appreciation for her beauty, not only that, but I became more and more afraid of her existence, what kind of character is she, why does she appear in our Liu family's cemetery, why must she bind our Liu family's man, of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that she wants to have something to do with me!