Chapter 107: Open your nose and smell it
Leaving his post without permission is the weakness of the security uncle. If I use it well, I might be able to avoid having the head teacher pick up the people himself.
"When did you go out?" Uncle Security asked me.
"Of course it's when you're away! You have to stay here, with my fiery eyes, can I get out? I laughed.
"I've been guarding here, why haven't I seen you?" Uncle Security wants to deny it.
"Since you said I've been guarding here, I'm just slipping out from under your nose?" I asked the security guard with a hippie smile.
"I'm going to call your homeroom teacher to pick it up."
Uncle Security is threatening me! If he really dared to call, would he need to talk so much nonsense with me here?
"It's convenient for you to be with others, and it's convenient for yourself." I smiled and said, "You don't see me, so it means that I haven't been out of this school!" As for you, of course, you didn't leave your post without permission. ”
"Don't run. I'll go to the toilet and come back. ”
Toilet? The security guard ran to the toilet at this time, and specially said to me not to run. Didn't he mean that he was deliberately creating a chance for me to escape?
If you don't run if you have a chance, I'm almost stupid.
When the security guard walked into the toilet. I was witty, so I naturally ran into the teaching building!
Just now, when I was talking to the security uncle, I showed him a photo. His appearance looked sparse and ordinary, no matter what was in the past. Or in the future, there seems to be nothing worth paying attention to.
To be honest, I almost couldn't see anything in this appearance I showed him.
I gave Wei Xu a call.
"I'm done. How's it going? Wei Xu asked me with some curiosity.
"I don't see anything special." I said.
"Just as I expected." Wei Xuan took over and said, "We can't find the clues so easily, but there must be something wrong with the security guard." It's just that it's still hidden deeper. ”
briefly talked to me about it, Wei Xu, who had no conscience, went to the Internet café to play games. As for me, although my heart was full of apprehension, in the end, I could only take heavy steps and go to the classroom step by step.
The first class in the afternoon was chemistry, not Ouyang Chuchu's, but the girl was very responsible as the head teacher, and she would come to the classroom every afternoon before class to take a look.
No, as soon as I sat on the seat with my front foot, Ouyang Chuchu followed the classroom with my back foot.
"Chen Xiyi. Come to my office! ”
I haven't been to her house since I became a student of this girl, but I've been to her office countless times.
"Oh!"
I answered the, and slipped out the back door.
When you go to her office, a scolding is inevitable. But now that I've entered the school, where else can I go if I don't go to her office?
After entering Ouyang Chuchu's office, I found that there was no one inside, so I pulled her chair and sat down. also knocked on Erlang's leg, and it shook up there, so unhappy!
It's nice to sit in the head teacher's office and sit in the head teacher's seat!
"What are you doing?"
It was a woman's voice, and when I looked back, I saw that it was Teacher Chen.
"Scared me, I thought Ouyang Chuchu was here!" I said with a sigh in my heart.
"Call the head teacher by his name, are you not small?" Teacher Chen looked at me speechlessly.
"The name is taken, isn't it just for people to call!" I smiled hesitantly and said, "Don't tell Ouyang Chuchu!" It's not a good habit to make small reports. ”
The upper lip is thin and the lower lip is reversed, and the beard is yellow and scorched. There are many things to do, this is the mouth of the villain. Judging from Mr. Chen's mouth, she definitely didn't beat the small report or something.
To deal with such people, you have to ring the alarm bell when it is time to ring the alarm bell.
"Humph!" Teacher Chen was probably poked in the soft underbelly by me, so after snorting coldly, he stopped paying attention to me.
The class bell had been ringing for a long time, and I was dangling in her chair. I'm going to fall asleep. Ouyang Chuchu's girl finally returned to the office.
"Dare to sit in the teacher's position, the head teacher of the fourth class of high school, do you want to be the teacher?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me with a stinky face.
"Okay!" I smiled heavily. said: "But with my worth, I want to be the head teacher of the first and fourth classes of high school, and my annual salary is less than one million, so don't talk about it." ”
"Get out!"
Ouyang Chuchu said that's it! As she spoke, she also picked up the Chinese textbook and hit me on the shoulder with a "snap".
"Ouch!"
This damn stinky bitch, just hit it! He even hit me with the edges and corners. Didn't she know that the edges and corners of the book hit her back. It hurts, it hurts.
After a scream, I jumped out of my chair as if I had a spring on my ass.
"Is the head teacher's seat easy to sit in?" The girl asked me with a smile.
"What a sitting!"
Because it was so painful, I didn't close the door at once, and I came out with a swear word.
"Smack!"
Ouyang Chuchu slapped me with a big mouth with the Chinese textbook in his hand.
"Why did you hit me? Is that interesting to you? "I was angry and speechless.
"Stand up for me!" Ouyang Chuchu glared at me with fierce eyes, and said, "If you don't stand, if you don't sit, what kind of system will you become?" ”
Did this girl eat gunpowder today? Why are you so fierce?
Wrong! I sniffed it lightly with my nose, as if I smelled a smell of blood from this girl's body.
Can I smell this nose? Is this a revelation from that?
Smell this thing. Lu Xiannian told me that it is impossible to learn to learn, because the nose is a thing, it is innate. If you can smell it, you can smell it. If you can't smell it, you can't smell it.
It's just that opening the nose and smelling is the same as opening the eyes of the sky, which requires heavenly opportunities. Heavenly machine this thing. No one can say. Therefore, some physiognomy masters, even if they are born with a good nose, are very likely to never smell it for the rest of their lives.
"Since your body has been uncomfortable for the past two days, you should relax your heart even more! is already short of qi and blood. You are so fierce, so angry, can't you make your qi and blood even more disordered? I smiled and said, "That would hurt." ”
Ouyang Chuchu looked at me with incredible eyes. Mr. Chen, who was making soy sauce on the side, also cast an incredulous look at me.
After finishing the calf, he opened his nose just now, and he was so excited that he forgot that there was no other person in the office except Ouyang Chuchu. There's also a teacher Chen.
Coming to that thing, for a woman, it's a private matter. Such a private matter, even my father would not say it. Ouyang Chuchu and I have a relationship between a student and a teacher, how can I know that she is here?
"I see that Mr. Ouyang, your face is a little pale, obviously you are short of blood! Drink more brown sugar water and eat a few more jujubes to replenish qi and blood, which is good for the body. ”
I was witty, so I quickly said this.
Although this excuse is not so clever, Ouyang Chuchu's face today is indeed a little not very good, and he looks like he is in poor health.
"You are not angry with the teacher, it is better than the teacher and I can eat anything."
Women, even if you are angry again, you care about her. Even if not all of her qi is gone, at least more than half of it can be dissipated.
After the anger subsided, Ouyang Chuchu no longer embarrassed me.
"Go ahead! Go to class! ”
"Just let him go?" Teacher Chen has one more mouth there, and sure enough, it is the mouth of a villain, I am not mistaken.
"How do I educate students, I don't need Teacher Chen to talk too much." Ouyang Chuchu's answer is very domineering, I like it very much.
Judging from her unceremonious appearance, although she was in an office, I could also see that Ouyang Chuchu seemed to be a little unkind to see Teacher Chen.
I hummed a little song back to the classroom, the chemistry teacher was very talkative, so I just shouted at the door, and he didn't say anything, so he told me to go in.
In order to repay the chemistry teacher, I insisted on most of the class without sleeping. With a quarter of an hour to go, I was so bored that I didn't know what to do, so I had to lie on my desk and take a belated nap.
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