I said that this ancient man was really perverted, and he could even think of cutting off a cat's tongue and using it to wipe his back and bathe.

This Lao Zhang and Lao Zhao, these two middle-aged and elderly people play chess and chatter, do they usually talk about this kind of ancient weirdness?

I'm a young man who can't keep up with these two.

I sat down and said, "The cat's tongue barbed and cut off by that pervert and used to wipe its back?" ”

"Yes, that's what I guessed." Lao Zhang said.

This man is no ordinary pervert.

I made up my brain:

A terrifying picture of a person with a twisted heart, stained with shower gel in the bathroom, grabbing the scarlet and bloody cat's tongue, like soap, slowly wiping his back.

I said, "Is there any other possibility, could it be that the cat's tongue is cut off, is it used as a medium for some kind of yinjutsu?" By the way, Lao Zhang, did you call the police? ”

"I would have called the police a long time ago, but I didn't pay attention to it at all, the pet store was stolen, what about you, I routinely took a picture in the store, and adjusted the surveillance outside the street, so I prevaricated and said let me wait for news." Lao Zhang said: "That's why I came to Lao Zhao to chat and see if there is any way."

I smiled wryly.

Let's talk about this matter, it's not a big deal, the pet store is not a theft, and Lao Zhang really has no choice, so he came to us to take a look, and asked his old friend Zhao Banxian to talk about it, let us help.

I said, "Why don't you look like this, I'm free now, Zhao Banxian and I, let's take a look at your store?" ”

"Done!"

Lao Zhang pressed the cigarette into the ashtray next to him and pointed to the van at the door.

The place is not far away, on the next street, ten minutes away, I called Xiaoqing and the little white fox, also to join in the fun, to see the pet shop.

Lao Zhang got into the car, chatted with Zhao Banxian as always, chatted and chatted, suddenly laughed, and said to me: "Young man, cats and dogs are more spiritual animals, and they are the most raised by people, do you know why your grandfather didn't allow you to raise cats?" ”

I said, isn't there an old saying: Men don't have cats, women don't have dogs?

I think it's the same reason as men wearing Guanyin and women wearing Buddha, just customs.

Lao Zhang shook his head and said, "What custom?" Do you know why this custom exists? ”

I sat in the car, hugged Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing hugged the little white fox, and said: Then you tell me.

Lao Zhang smiled and said: Let's talk about this cat first - there is a barb on the tongue, which is the reason why men don't have cats.

I was immediately curious.

This cat has barbs, why can't men keep them?

Lao Zhang smiled again and said: "This cat is curious by nature, and when it sees something new, it will look at it, and when it sees a man's thing, it will think it is a mouse or a snake, and it will be curious to come over to study it, if it is other animals, it is fine, but the cat will lick it for you lightly." ”

I was suddenly silent.

This old Zhang .....

"I don't lie to you, especially those who like to sleep naked, as long as it's a cat, nine out of ten will be curious to study, and the remaining one will directly suck your yang energy, which is why cat demons are easy to become sperm." Lao Zhang laughed, after all, he was an intellectual, and he read me a sentence in classical Chinese:

At the end of the Han Dynasty, Shu Han naked sleep became a trend.

Li Lang likes cats, and he will sleep together at night. At night, Li Lang dreamed of spring, and the dust was undulating. The cat is frightened into a mouse, catches it, breaks the dust roots, and devours it.

Therefore, the old man told his children and grandchildren: cats are male and should not be raised.

I'm completely silent, this damn ..... It's given to the popular science of extraordinary knowledge, is this the reason why you don't have cats?

I opened my mouth, but I was speechless for a moment.

Lao Zhang squinted his eyes and said: "This man doesn't have cats - it's been a long time, so let's talk about women don't keep dogs, there are more ancient cases, and I can read a paragraph to you casually: Qingzhou Jia, a guest outside, and never returns after a long time." The family has a white dog, and the wife leads and intercourse. ”

I was stunned, this old Zhang is really an old pedant.

"I work in a pet store, and I know that there is a small private group of hobbies, in which many people in this area communicate in private, but there is a disadvantage, the dog has a lock, which can detain people."

Lao Zhang drove the steering wheel in front and said, "I have been running this shop for some years, and once..... I slept in the middle of the night, and a guest called me and told me that she was stuck, and I understood what was going on, this is a newbie, and I haven't communicated with the people in the circle, and I don't know how she is so bold? Dare to play like that, it turned out to be a bet with the girlfriend next to me, I told her, don't worry, don't go to the hospital, go to the embarrassment, everyone knows, you just wait, at most it will be fine in no more than two hours. ”

I'm completely silent, this old Zhang.... Awesome, it turns out that the owner of this pet shop is a friend of women.

I remember reading the news before, saying that a certain hospital received a lady and a dog, it turned out to be true, and that person did not meet a shopkeeper with good after-sales service like Lao Zhang, so he went to the hospital to make a fool of himself.

This old Zhang.... It's an old Jianghu, and opening a pet store can be so exciting, which simply subverts my three views.

"Brother, don't discriminate, normal physiological needs, I open a pet store, I know a few girls in this area, there are all kinds of hobby circles in this world, most of these people are single, and some are carrying their husbands behind their backs, and people are not bad." Lao Zhang smiled and said, "Just one word!" Cats have thorns and dogs have locks, which is why men don't have cats and women don't have dogs. ”

I was silent.

This Lao Zhang is not a knowledgeable master in Yin Xing, but he can see that in this life.... Magnificent! I thought everyone was just joking, I didn't think there was such a dog.

Lao Zhang belongs to the kind that has gone through a lot of winds and waves, and this folk knowledge can give me three days and three nights, and it is not boring.

Lao Zhang said: "Haha, as soon as I talk about dog locks, I'll tell you an interesting story - when I was young, when I went to the countryside to be a young person, the villagers took good care of us literate readers, but the countryside is poor, there is no meat to eat all year round, and the days are hard, but we are a few young people, the happiest is the season of dog estrus in a year, do you know why?" ”

I said I don't know.

"Because, when the dog is spring, we have dog meat to eat."

Lao Zhang said: "There are a lot of wild dogs in our place, they are very clever, and they are not easy to catch, so we thought of a way at that time.... What's the solution? Let me tell you, I and a few educated youths, I raised a female dog, tied under the big tree, those wild dogs in heat will run over by themselves, this is called fishing bait, and so on, we will come out immediately, the dog will be frightened when it sees us, and it will be detained inside, the two dogs are connected together, whining and barking, which is equivalent to stepping on the rope sleeve, buckled, it can't run away.... Then we had dog meat to eat, tried and tested. ”

I can't cry or laugh, and there is such a dirty way to catch dogs?

I said: Lao Zhang, you are fishing law enforcement, this dog is too wronged, and he is also guilty of estrus.

Lao Zhang laughed, turned the steering wheel in front, and said with a smile:

"Little brother, learn a little, your skills are good, but you still lack a little experience in it - this person, he does not grow with time, but with experience..... Nowadays, many young people, in their twenties, are still very immature, like a child, that's the reason, I'm not smart, I like to make friends, but I've experienced a lot, I know a little about everything, and people in every circle have contact. ”

I laughed.

This educated old intellectuals are different, they have experienced the winds and waves of the Cultural Revolution era, and this knowledge is power.

I don't have any Virginia either. There is no problem with wild dogs caught and eaten for meat, and it is similar to hunting in traps up and down the mountain, and in some places wild dogs are overflowing, and they also disturb the people.

Let's talk and talk nonsense.

Only then did I know that it turned out that Zhao Banxian and this Lao Zhang, a group of middle-aged people who played chess in the big banyan tree, chatted in this style, and felt terrible.

We gossiped with Lao Zhang, a young man who had been in the navy and went to the countryside, for more than ten minutes, listening to his previous magnificence, and went to the pet store.

It's a big place.

There are a dozen cages with various pets, some lizards and snakes, and incubators, which are very considerate.

It's very scary that as soon as you come in, the atmosphere is very weird.

Somewhat creepy.

Woohoo!

The whole pet store was only dogs barking.

The other animals, all silent.

Countless pairs of eyes, calmly staring at you, those gazes are dull, numb, and give people goosebumps.