It's the first time I've seen such a weirdo.

His face is extremely incongruous, like those face-changing Peking Opera black and white masks, splitting the two sides from the tip of his nose, the left side of his face is full of joy and the right side of his face is full of anger.

"This is my friend, Lao Jiu."

Luo Yi pointed to the strange man who was driving, and said that she was from when she was traveling, in an opera association, and she knew Lao Jiu, who was a lover of opera, and especially liked to sing.

"Well, how can you?"

Lao Jiu held the steering wheel and shook his head, "Right now, it's okay to be idle, hum two songs by yourself, entertain yourself at home, hum two jokes, this can't be regarded as work, right?" I can distinguish between hobbies and work, although when I was a child, I liked singing very much, and I once regarded this as a profession when I grew up. ”

This Lao Jiu is also a real person.

Now I like to sing, I can't use it as a job, I can only keep the essence of my ancestors and pass it on, but I can't make money anymore.

I said, "Your face is your means of singing, right?" ”

"Yes and no."

Lao Jiu held the steering wheel and looked ahead, "Brothers, since you are Luo Yi's friends, you are my friends, I will take you to my house to sit down, come to our city, I will take you on a tour and go for a few laps." ”

Luo Yi said, then there is labor.

I thought about it for a while, and couldn't help asking: "I heard that in your city, there is a person named Yang Yuhao, that is a dwarf, more than 20 years ago, he was performing acrobatics in a well-known circus in our province, do you know him?" ”

"Yang Yuhao? I know, people in the circle, since ancient times, opera and acrobatics, no family! Lao Jiu said he knew.

We glanced at each other, and sure enough, there was nowhere to find the iron shoes!

This is a person in the circle of the city, and there is really an intersection, and it is right to find this Lao Jiu.

However, Lao Jiu broke our illusions, held the steering wheel, and said: "Knowing is knowing, but that person, the dragon sees the head but does not see the tail, the acrobatics of the rivers and lakes, the bone-shrinking skills played, plus our local yin talker, Huang Gangming, is arresting him." ”

A few of us looked at each other, and sure enough, we hid.

At this time, the navigation in the car sounded the speed limit monitoring 60 meters ahead.

Lao Jiu gradually slowed down the speed of the car, and turned on the stereo in the car by taking the opportunity to play a Huangmei opera, which was full of charm, and said:

"The man...... I heard that it is a strange person, who came without a shadow and went without a trace, who has been hiding in our city for more than 20 years, at ease, is to slap Huang Gangming in the face, and he can't find his hiding place at all, but ...... If anyone knows where he's hiding, there's only one woman in our city! That woman, only I can touch...... You're lucky to have met me. Lao Jiu said.

Yes?

This old nine, has a clue about the dwarf?

Although he doesn't rely on craftsmanship, he has a little bit to do with the Yin people, so it won't be Huang Gangming's person, right?

As a result, Luo Yi next to us told us that it was really not.

This Lao Jiu didn't want to see the criminal gang that was usurious and ruined, so he didn't bother to get involved.

But I still didn't believe it, so I silently looked at Miao Qianqian next to me, and silently sent her a text message on her mobile phone: "Is it a good person or a bad person?" ”

"I don't know."

Miao Qianqian's answer was very simple: "I'm not omnipotent, Chen Tian, she can see through it better than me." ”

I immediately understood what she meant.

She sees through the good and evil of people, which is more general.

Chen Tiantian senses the other party's current mood fluctuations, which is more practical.

After all, this person, mixed between good and evil, is a very complex animal, that old lady has two sides, to her own children and grandchildren, a good person, to outsiders, but a completely evil person, people have many faces.

Which flat-headed brother?

And so it is!

Like good is not good, like evil is not evil.

"But in my opinion, I don't know if this Lao Jiu is a good person, but he ...... Must be a pervert. Miao Qianqian lowered her voice and whispered in my ear secretly.

Yes?

I didn't react.

Miao Qianqian pointed to the shoulder of Lao Jiu, who was sitting in front of her.

Lao Jiu seemed to have just come out of the house in a hurry, still wearing a thin pajama-style long-sleeved white shirt, and we saw that there were two thin shoulder straps hanging from his clothes.

"Inside him, wearing a woman's bra, the shoulder straps are exposed." Miao Qianqian said secretly: His clothes are pajamas, which look unisex, but they are actually women's, I pay more attention to these, men's clothes and women's clothes, in fact, the ratio of shoulder width and waist circumference, he is not the same, this is obviously a women's pajamas, more 'slim'. ”

"Look at his fingers again, they are full of calluses, three big and five thick—and the nails are covered with girly pink nail polish...... To be honest, if it is a Didi taxi and encounters this kind of driver, I estimate that the guest will have to call the police as soon as possible. ”

I reacted.

This old nine......

Big guys, come out and pick us up in the car, wearing a woman's pajamas? Still wearing a bra inside?

Miao Qianqian told me not to worry, saying that we have to believe in Luo Yi and know the vision of friends.

The world is more complicated, some people are perverts and have disgusting hobbies, but perverts are not necessarily bad people.

For example, someone likes to collect ties, someone likes to collect antiques, someone likes to collect cards, and his hobby is more special, he likes to collect bras, and he likes women's clothing.

A few of us, muttering in the back of the car.

This Lao Jiu is dressed in a weird way, still holding the steering wheel, still following the joke, humming a little song, and he is a very evil man.

The car continued to cross the street, and after more than ten minutes, Lao Jiu drove the car into a community, parked the car, and took us up the stairs.

However, when we walked through the corridor, several aunts and aunts next to us had just come down the stairs, and when they saw Lao Jiu, they looked taboo and left in a hurry, as if they knew Lao Jiu's usual character, and they were still muttering.

"What a pervert! The world is going down! Disgusting to death! ”

"Hey, it's also a sin! This Lao Jiu, a good person, husband and wife love, his wife, why did he go suddenly? This drives people crazy! ”

"The day before yesterday, I saw him wearing a red dress and twisting his big ass and going out......"

"I've seen it too, and the overnight dinner has come out."

The voice couldn't be suppressed, because the corridor echoed loudly, and it was clear to our group at once.

Lao Jiu brought a few of our friends here, and was very embarrassed to hear it, so he hurriedly laughed with him, turned his head and said to a few muttering aunts under the corridor: "Aunt Li, Aunt Zhao, you are going out......"

"Mom!"

As soon as the women heard this, they directly trotted downstairs and walked away, as if they had seen the plague god in the community, which made Lao Jiu embarrassed in place, looking at us, some of them were not in retreat.

"It's okay, let's ...... I can understand, I can understand! Miao Qianqian relieved her embarrassment.

"Let my friends laugh." Lao Jiu took us up to the fourth floor, and as soon as we entered the door, next to the door, there were several pairs of red women's boots and high heels, placed on the shoe cabinet.

We looked at each other.

Lao Jiu with such a relationship, and a wife?

As a result, Lao Jiu seemed to see our doubts, came to the living room and sat down, poured us a cup of tea, and explained: "In this room, I am alone. ”

Yes!

This women's shoe is also worn by himself?

A few of us, looking at each other, silently entered the living room, and secretly looked on the balcony, which is good, not only bras are hung on the hangers, but also sexy black lace pants.

We think - this Luo Yi's friend is really an abnormal person, and he is estimated to be comparable to Xu Taoyao.

Miao Qianqian couldn't help it at all, with a hairy look on her face, and said, "Bastard! It's all alive, but I don't know if he wears an aunt's towel in his pants. ”

I said in my heart, no wonder the people in the community are so panicked.

As a result, Lao Jiu's "transvestite" made the whole community clear, and everyone was scared to give way.

As a result, Luo Yi next to him was closer to us, and he laughed out loud, "You guys have been staring at Lao Jiu's back just now, are you muttering something?" I've thought of it all. ”

This Luo exposed us all at once, and made us embarrassed.

Luo Yi said: "When I first met Lao Jiu, I felt like you, I thought this was a pervert, but I knew the truth and felt very moved." ”

"What's moving?" I was confused and confused.

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