Chapter 42: The Boat of Friendship Begins

Le Yuxuan grabbed her half-crippled arm, and used an over-the-shoulder throw on Gu Mingqiao, throwing him to the ground who was originally dizzy, losing consciousness, and finally the whole person fainted on the ground.

Le Yuyu looked at Li Bai on the wall with cold eyes, stretched out his middle finger and hooked it, and the disdain on his face deeply stimulated Li Bai's self-esteem. Li Bai understood that the combat power of the woman in front of him was above him, but he still picked up the axe in his hand and threw it away.

Le Xuanyu calmly watched Li Bai throw things at her shamelessly, and the disdain at the corners of her mouth was even deeper. The inky eyes linger gracefully in the bright light, like an opal, beautiful and mysterious.

She ducked her head slightly from the axe thrown at her, and ran out with her eyes glaring at Li Bai, but was blocked by a huge body. Li Bai was knocked back into the small kitchen by the body, and Huang Bilui took the pot and spoon in his hand and waved it in his face triumphantly.

"Bang-"

Li Bai's face was mercilessly hit by the pot and spoon, and the whole person was thrown aside while protruding several big teeth in his mouth. Le Xuanxuan looked at Huang Bilun, who had changed his frightened attitude, in surprise, and unceremoniously beat Li who had not recovered with a pot and spoon.

In fear, Li Bai rolled on the ground like a street rat to avoid the yellow pot and spoon. Le Xuan fixed his eyes and saw that the position of the yellow rolling spoon was not arbitrary, but fell according to some martial arts mastery, "Roll out!" Don't kill him, I'm going to ask him! ”

Huang Chuan stepped heavily on Li Bai's chest, and the pot and spoon slammed his ear, "Let you bully my family, but how can I clean you up!" ”

Le Xuanyu looked at Huang Rolling and was not as scared as he was at the beginning, at this moment he was really like a crazy child, playing with those poor people.

"Who sent you? Why are you locking me up in the food house? Why wreck my little kitchen? ”

Le Xuanxuan frowned and looked at the half-dead Li Bai, and found that he was pretending to be dizzy, she didn't see you cold-blooded white eyes, took the yellow pot and spoon in her hand, and without saying a word, she directly picked up the pot and spoon and knocked it on Li Bai's calf.

This knock exerted Le Xuan's strength to breastfeed, causing Li Bai to stare at the roof of the small kitchen with wide eyes in pain, and roared: "Ahhhhhh ”

Le Yu pursed her lips with a smile and climbed up Li Bai's crotch with a pot and spoon along her thighs, "I'm the person who likes baptism soldiers the most." So...... The spoon just now is a gift, then this spoon is a soldier.

The same strength falls on the thighs and keeps going to waste, and now the same strength and the same spatula fall on the place that you men value the most, I will definitely let you survive and not die and become a member of Xiao Guzi and Xiao Zhouzi......"

Huang Luan looked back at Le Xuan, and saw that her whole person was as cold as frost, and her body exuded a cold air, but the smile on her face was like an ice flower in winter, beautiful and hurtful, and she deeply realized that the evil smile on Le Xuanxuan's face was torturous.

She couldn't help but tremble, and automatically and consciously walked to the side, silently watching Le Xuan pick up the spoon and smash it into Li Bai's body again.

Li Bai covered his crotch in a panic, stared at the pot and spoon falling in mid-air with wide eyes, and shouted: "I said! I say! I say! The pot and spoon landed a centimeter on the back of Li Bai's hand and came to an abrupt halt.

Le Xuanyu looked at Li Bai's frightened appearance with interest, walked up to him, squatted down and smiled evilly. Li Bai looked at the beauty in front of him and had no aesthetic feeling for his smile, as if he had appeared in the world from a rakshasa in hell.

He looked at Le Xuan with a creepy feeling, his body trembled slightly with fear, goosebumps unconsciously stood up, his forehead was sweating, and he said weakly: "I said it's not okay yet?" Please don't look at me with this oozing smile......"

Le Yuyu restrained the smile on her face and raised her eyebrows, "Then you say, who sent you?" ”

Li Bai glared at Le Xuan in disgust, Huang Rolling picked up his saber from the ground, and asked innocently, "Hello! Can't you cut the meat with this knife? ”

Le Xuan's smiling eyes glanced at the knife in Huang Tuo's hand, "For soldiers, this kind of knife is used to kill the enemy, but for me, this kind of knife is omnipotent." For example......

The knife that Le Xuan handed over to Huang Huang suddenly split the foot of the table that fell to the ground into two ends diagonally, Le Xuan raised the big knife with a slight exclamation, flicked it, and the crisp sound reached her ears.

She raised her eyebrows unexpectedly and praised, "This knife is a good thing!" A knife made of dark iron, extremely sharp, flesh and blood into mud......"

Le Yu's eyebrows fluttered and danced for Huang Billowing to explain the benefits of the knife, and even regarded Li Bai's body as a pig's body, holding the knife and scratching Li Bai's clothes as if it were nothing, where the knife passed, the clothes were torn.

Huang Rolling watched Li Bai's face become whiter and paler, and the whole person changed from trembling slightly to shaking like a sieve.

Huang Rolling learned to purse his lips and smile, pointed to Li Bai's crotch stupidly, and asked, "If this is the part, what kind of dish will you make?" ”

Le Yuxuan pointed at Li Bai's crotch with a knife, and thought seriously for a while, "If it is other animals, this kind of thing is most suitable for making a perfect tonic soup." And as for the people......"

Le Xuanyu narrowed his eyes, glanced at Li Bai's frightened eyes, and said casually: "As for people...... The most suitable is also when the soup is stewed and drunk, after all, the effect is a hundred times that of animals. ”

"Hmm!" Huang Bileng intentionally or unintentionally motioned to Le Xuanxuan in front of Li Bai to his crotch with his eyes, Le Xuanxuan raised the knife and carried it on his shoulder with the back of the knife, "If you don't say it yet, I will help you present this dish to Your Majesty!" ”

Le Xuanpi looked at Li Bai who didn't say anything with a smile, and sighed slightly, "I don't like to talk empty words the most, Roll into him, I'm going to cut ......"

Li Bai looked at Le Xuan in a panic, and his body rolled up quickly, but he was directly seated on his waist by the small meat ball of Huang Rolling.

"Smack-"

"Ahh

The three of them heard a crisp bone sound from Li Bai's waist, Le Xuan and Huang Rolling hesitated for a while, and couldn't help laughing, but Li Bai covered his waist in pain, "You get up!" Get up ......"

Huang Rolling pretended to get up but sat down again, and snorted coldly: "I can't afford it!" What do you do with me? ”

Le Yuxuan looked at Huang Rolling as if she had been ignited by her, completely lacking the temperament of a lady, but being self-taught and full of gangsters.

"Say it! Otherwise, I won't be able to pull the roll......"

Le Yuxuan said sympathetically, Li Bai wanted to cry and bear the pain in his waist without tears and said: "Xiao Zhouzi and Xiao Guzi were sent by the third princess to lock you up in the food house, and our brothers were made by my second prince to come over and make trouble and destroy your body." Now you can let me go, right? ”

Le Yuyu motioned for Huang to roll up, but the pot and spoon in her hand fell heavily on his neck before Li Bai could get up.

Li Bai suddenly lost his strength and fell to the ground, while Le Xuanxuan threw down the crime tool, "Since you want me to stop appearing at the dinner party, I just want to catch you off guard." ”

Huang Rolling nodded in agreement, and Le Xuanlu grabbed Huang Billing's hand that hurt the tiger's mouth because he was clenching the pot and spoon hard, "Go!" Come with me to the Imperial Dining Room and cook! ”

Imperial Dining Room:

The four of Cuomo sat on the edge of the stove and studied the method of teaching the four of them again, and the other imperial chefs all went to the special rest room to recuperate because they had finished cooking.

Cuomo watched Le Xuan reappear in the imperial dining room, pointed at Le Xuan excitedly, and stuttered: "You, you, you...... Guys...... See ......"

The other three turned their heads unanimously and saw Le Xuan and an unknown person appear at the door of the imperial dining room, they stood up suddenly, and the four of them asked in unison, "Miss Xuan, why are you back?" ”

Le Xuan smiled at the four of them and explained the ins and outs briefly, Como and Xu Han went to the small kitchen to clean up for Le Xuan, Jiang Zi and Li Lei rekindled the fire that was about to be extinguished for Le Xuan, and prepared the ingredients that Le Xuanxuan needed by the way. Suddenly, only Le Xuan and Huang Rolling were left in the imperial dining room.

Le Yuyu asked boredly: ", have you ever studied martial arts?" Why is there such a routine in knocking people with pots and spoons? ”

Huang Tumbling was stunned for a moment, put down the horseshoe cake in his hand, shook his head, and said: "I haven't learned, but holding the pot and spoon makes me feel like holding an embroidery needle, taking one step and two steps back, the diagonal line should be buried, the vertical line should be hidden, and the dots should be meticulous......"

Le Xuanxuan watched Huang Rolling skillfully produce the mantra of female popularity, pulled the corners of her mouth, Huang Bilun looked at her incomprehensibly and asked, "Is there a problem?" Le Yuxuan shook her head silently, "No problem...... But how do you get rid of Xiao Zhouzi and Xiao Guzi? ”

Le Yuxuan watched seriously as the singleton swallowed the osmanthus cake in his mouth, and replied to her seriously, "I shouldn't have knocked it, but I found that they were going to get up." I was afraid that they would go in and hurt you, so I took the pot and spoon and knocked it out. I found that there were different sounds when I struck different parts of them, and I took advantage of the courage to practice a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" on them, which my father often asked me to contact. ”

Le Xuan pursed her lips to steal fun, and her brain automatically supplemented the sound and picture of Huang Bilun holding a pot and spoon on the human body, and couldn't help but ask again: "Why do you want to knock "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix"? ”

Huang Rolling's grinning face darkened, sighed deeply, and put down the osmanthus cake in his hand, "Daddy said, if I don't learn this kind of "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", it will be difficult to find a son-in-law in the future." That's why I learned how to "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" and use music to attract suitors or sons-in-law......"

Le Xuanyu secretly twitched her mouth and muttered, "Stinky mouth!" Look at how you ask such brainless questions......"

"Miss Xuan...... You ready! Li Lei and Jiang Zi walked into the imperial dining room with a large number of ingredients and shouted, and Le Yuyu responded, "Okay!" ”

"Get out! Watch me perform......"

"Good!"