When dealing with a woman, you must make her happy before you can talk about things. Now that Ren Jingping has almost been coaxed by me to be happy, it is naturally time to talk about business.

"Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!" Ren Jingping looked at me with a smile and said, "Say it!" Came to me, bought fruits, and delivered flowers, what was the matter? ”

A woman like Ren Jingping is smart. Before I could say anything, she could already see that I was here to be a traitor or a thief.

"I heard that you have a jade knife here. I want to borrow it and use it. I laughed.

"Jade Knife?" The smile on Ren Jingping's face suddenly froze, and she asked, "What are you going to do with it?" ”

"In the back mountain of the fifth middle school, there is a ghost coffin. That thing has been going on lately. Wei Xuan said to knock it. "Ren Jingping, this old woman is so shrewd, if you want to deceive her, it's impossible. I can't fool her anyway, so I'll just tell her the truth!

"Bang bang?" Ren Jingping glared at me coldly. Asked: "Borrow a jade knife from me to beat?" ”

"How to beat that is Wei Xu's business, and I am not a Taoist, how do I know?" I rolled my eyes at Ren Jingping.

"Grab some fruit and buy a bouquet of flowers. shouted to the master, and wanted to borrow the jade knife from me. Could it be that in the eyes of your stinky boy, your master and I are so easy to deal with? Ren Jingping asked me.

"Master, you can help me!"

I put my heart on the side. took out the tricks he used to deal with my mother when he was a child, and dealt with Ren Jingping. I don't know if I, a teacher with an unjustified name, will accept my move?

"I really can't help you." Ren Jingping glanced at me and said, "The ghost coffin is not an ordinary ghost, that thing is quite difficult to deal with." Wei Xu, that kid, can you handle it? ”

"Anyway, he asked me to borrow the jade knife, and as for the rest of the matter, he will handle it." I say.

"What kind of master accepts what kind of apprentice, he is the same as his master, he has little ability, but he is not small. At a young age. Dare to provoke the ghost coffin. ”

Ren Jingping frowned and thought about it, and said, "Since the two of you want to move the ghost coffin, I won't stop you." While you are young, it is not a bad thing to suffer a little loss and gain some experience and insight. The jade knife you want, I can lend it to you, Master. But you have to remember to me that in case of danger, saving your life is the most important thing. As for the jade knife, if you can't get it back, don't take it hard, even if you lose it, I won't ask you for compensation. Even if it is to settle accounts after the autumn, I will also ask your master to settle the account. ”

It seems that this master is really half a mother! I shouted to my sister and lied to her, and she actually answered me. I suddenly found that Ren Jingping is a very good woman. I don't know if Lu Xiannian is that old thing, why did he lose others?

If I had a teacher like her, I wouldn't even be able to afford to eat somen at that time!

Such a good woman is in front of her, but she doesn't know how to cherish it. I can only say that Lu Xiannian deserves to be a bachelor for a lifetime.

When I was sighing at Ren Jingping's goodness, I slandered Lu Xian for not reading it. My master has already taken out the jade knife.

This jade knife is made of mutton fat jade. It's called a crystal clear, round and smooth. The most important thing is that it is the size of an adult's forearm, but there is not even the slightest flaw on it.

But judging from the quality of jade, this jade knife is worth a lot of money!

"Then go!"

When handing me the jade knife, Ren Jingping's eyes were not a little reluctant. Enough to see. I'm a teacher, and I'm quite generous to me.

Just because she lent me the jade knife so generously, I will have to treat me well as a master in the future. Otherwise, I'd be a little too unconscionable.

Took the jade knife. I said goodbye to Ren Jingping with a smile and left.

"Borrowed the jade knife so quickly?"

As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, Wei Xu, who was practicing in the courtyard, accepted the ceremony and asked me with a smile.

"Hmm!"

I took out the jade knife, handed it to the calf's nose, and asked, "Do you want this thing?" ”

"This one is mutton fat white jade? It's so much better than the one I want you to borrow. ”

Wei Xuan looked at me incredulously and said, "Lend you the mutton fat white jade knife." Your master really loves you! No, she is true love for Lu Xiannian, and she just loves you and Wu. ”

"It doesn't matter if she loves the house and Wu! Anyway, this master, even if Lu Xiannian doesn't admit it, I will admit it. We can't but be conscientious. Ren Jingping was so good to me, I learned about Entu. "I'm telling the truth.

"I like to hear this little talk." Wei Xuan nodded and said, "You recognize this master, and it will be much more convenient for me to borrow something in the future." ”

"You little calf nose, that's the idea?" I looked at Wei Xu speechlessly.

"Shouldn't I just follow you to get a glimpse!" Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and asked, "You don't want to?" ”

Take this calf nose. There's nothing I can do.

I just turned on the TV, and I was about to look for Ultraman! Wei Xu's calf nose walked over cheaply.

In his hand, he was holding a coin, the kind of one dollar.

"What are you going to do?" I felt that this little calf was probably going to do something again, so I asked him very vigilantly.

"There's a favor I need your help." Wei Xuan handed me the coin with a smile and said, "In addition to the mutton fat white jade knife, I also need a girl's first kiss." ”

"A girl's first kiss?" I looked at the calf's nose with a bewildered expression. Asked: "What girl's first kiss?" ”

"It's for you to go to school and find a girl who has never been in a relationship, and ask her to kiss the front and back of this coin. If you want to work well, it's best to be in a kiss. Leave some saliva on it. ”

This little calf's nose, he's changing his way to give me a problem!

The girl's first kiss, the fifth middle school is high school, and the girl is a lot. There are many people who have never been in love. However, how can I talk to others about this kind of thing!

Although I'm a stinky fortune teller, I'm also very good at talking. Coaxing a girl or something. Not at all. But the problem is, Ouyang Chuchu is a teacher in No. 5 Middle School, I want to hook up with other girls, and she knows about it, so she can't chop me up!

Looking for another girl to ask for a girl's first kiss under the nose of the woman you love, no matter how you think about it, you feel like you're dying.

If you don't die, you won't die, and it's not the first time I've done such a thing. Besides, the girl's first kiss was for this coin, not for me, what am I afraid of?

As soon as I put my heart sideways, I have no scruples.

I didn't have any scruples, so I naturally took the coin and flipped into the school.

After thinking about it, I decided to go back to our own class first. Although since the opening of the school. I didn't have a few classes. However, I know the names of the beautiful girls in our class.

If you are looking for someone to ask for a girl's first kiss, you must first know the other party's name! If I don't even know what it's called, how can I speak?

No, I caught a girl on campus and said.

"Beauty, give me your first kiss."

When someone wants to beat me, quickly explain.

"Not kissing me, kissing this coin in my hand. Kiss each on both sides. ”

If I do that, things will definitely not work. Not only will it not be able to do things, but it will also be regarded as a psychopath.

As soon as I walked into the school building, the bell rang for the second class in the afternoon.

It's been a long time since I've been in class, and I don't know whose class it is. As soon as I walked to the door of the classroom, I was dumbfounded, standing on the podium was Ouyang Chuchu, this was her Chinese class.

I wanted to turn around and slip away, but it was too late. Because, she's already seen me.

"Report!" I can't hide it, so I can only shout a report head-on!

"Get in!"

That is fierce.

Under the disdainful eyes of my classmates, I slid back to my seat like a child who had made a mistake.

Whether it is a chair or a table, it is covered with dust because no one has used it for a long time.

I took a napkin out of my pocket and prepared to wipe it.

At this time, Ouyang Chuchu glared at me and said, "Just sit like this!" ”

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