Chapter 27: Westbound
"Hao Gongzi is hiding from his own lady!" Ye Yang pretended to say diffusely!
"You're embarrassed to say that you liar?!" Speaking of this, Hao Xuewen was angry, otherwise he would have been able to take his turn to this extent after listening to this liar?
"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't know what the donor is talking about!" Ye Yang held his hands on his chest, looking like a monk!
"Poof~" Ling Yuchuan accidentally laughed, then held back, turned his head over, and signaled that it wasn't her who was laughing just now, but his constantly shrugging shoulders betrayed her!
Hao Xuewen felt that his IQ was deeply despised, this liar was obviously wearing a Taoist robe and had long hair, and he dared to pretend to be a monk!
"You are wearing a Taoist robe, you have long hair, and you dare to pretend to be a monk!"
"Amitabha, monks are not confined to mud, they pretend to be just foreign things, they don't bring them in life, they don't take them in death, why bother!"
Hao Xuewen's face was red, his eyes were spewing fire, and he was panting heavily, he was not tired once, he was angry!
"Liar, pay me money!" He didn't plan to argue with the liar about monks and Taoist priests, he wanted his money back now!
"Amitabha, I don't know why the donor asked the poor monk to pay you money!"
"You cheated me out of my money?"
"When did the poor monk cheat the donor out of money?"
"You lied to me that your ancestral rune paper can make my wishes come true!"
"Didn't that rune paper make the donor's wish come true, dare to ask the donor what his second wish is?!"
"It's just to make Miss Chai dislike me!" Speaking of this, Hao Xuewen was aggrieved, and it was because he pointed to Miss Chai and shouted Don't like him that he was discovered!
"Dare to ask what the donor was thinking when he went to the suburbs to see Miss Chai?"
"I, I'm thinking ~~ thinking about ~ letting the Chai family ~ Miss ~ right ~ me ~ at first sight ~ love ~!" Hao Xuewen said hesitantly!
"Donor, your second wish has been made on the way, and the wish come true can only help people realize two wishes!" Ye Yang is talking nonsense seriously!
"So, my second wish is to let Miss Chai fall in love with me at first sight!" Hao Xuewen wants to cry without tears, how can this be?
Looking at the sky with blank eyes, he felt that his life had come to an end, and suddenly, as if he remembered something, he grabbed Ye Yang's hand, as if grasping a life-saving straw, and clung to it: "Dao Chief!" Not right, Master! Give me another piece of paper to make my wishes come true, and I am willing to donate another 5,000 taels! ”
Ye Yang shook his head and said no!
"10,000 taels, master, 10,000 taels~~, as long as you give me the rune paper, everything is negotiable!"
"Alas! Plant the cause to get the cause, plant the fruit to get the fruit, according to the poor road, this is your fate with Miss Chai's family! Bad fate~, bad fate~. Ye Yang's self-title unconsciously changed from a monk to a poor way!
"Master, you have to be me!" As soon as he heard that he had a fate with Miss Chai's family, Hao Xuewen was even more frightened!
"Alas! Saving people from the sea of suffering is the responsibility of our monks, immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Although Poor Dao doesn't have a second mind to turn things into rune paper for you, it is still possible to take you out of the sea of suffering temporarily! ”
"Yes, yes, please ask the master for advice!"
"You can drive a carriage?"
"Huh~?! , will ~~ will ~. Hao Xuewen first looked at Ye Yang in surprise, and then suddenly realized that he was asking the master for guidance? How can you question the master, and quickly answer truthfully!
"Since Miss Chai Family is already in love with you, if you continue to be in Jingchan County, you will not be able to escape Miss Chai's pursuit after all, and it just so happens that Poor Dao and Ling Daxia want to travel all over the world, so I will take you by my side.
Listen to my Buddhist scriptures, so that you can eliminate the anger in your heart, and then Miss Chai family has not seen you for a long time, her feelings for you will gradually dissipate, after staying outside for a year and a half, when you come back, you will find that Miss Chai family has fallen in love with others, don't you mind! ”
"Don't mind!" Hao Xuewen immediately said that Miss Chai's empathy is better than falling in love earlier!
Ye Yang saw that his words had worked, and the free driver found it, so he said: "However, Poor Dao originally planned to travel with Ling Yuchuan and the two of them, unrestrained, if we take you one more, it will drag down our itinerary if it is not appropriate, so that Poor Dao will not have enough entanglement for three people!" ”
"Master, I have money, I don't need yours, I use mine, I have all the costs!" Hao Xuewen took out a stack of silver tickets, and based on Ye Yang's eyesight, there were about 10,000 taels!
"But the silver ticket is yours after all, and if you use it, you will be uneasy!"
"No, no, no~~, this silver ticket is not mine, it's you, the master!" Hao Xuewen hurriedly stuffed the silver ticket into Ye Yang's hand, for fear that he would refuse him and not take him away!
"Hey! Swing ~~ Swing ~, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell! Ye Yang sighed with a sad face, as if he had promised to take Hao Xuewen to suffer a lot of karma, and silently put away the silver ticket in his hand!
"Puff~呲~~"
Ling Yuchuan really couldn't bear it, this little Taoist priest was a monk for a while, and a Taoist priest was seriously deceiving, and there were still people who believed it!
She mourned for Hao Xuewen for three seconds in her heart, this time she was miserable by the little Taoist, not only was the money gone, but she also had to be a free driver for the little Taoist!
"Master Hao, introduce to you!" Ye Yang pulled Hao Xuewen to Ling Yuchuan's side!
"This is the Ling Yuchuan Ling Hero who is known as a sword without seeing blood, not hurting people when he shoots, being kind and charitable, being strong and eliminating evil, and being benevolent and righteous!"
"Hello Ling Yuchuan!" Hao Xuewen saluted respectfully, with so many names, he must be a peerless hero!
Ling Yuchuan glared at Ye Yang angrily, what does it mean that a sword does not see blood, and a shot does not hurt people? Is this a satire that her martial arts are very poor?
"And the poor road doesn't use any good names, there used to be called the poor road as a wish come true, the most virtuous and good grandmaster Ye Yang!"
"That's right, that's the old nickname, I remember that now others call you respectfully, a monk is not a monk, a Taoist priest is not a Taoist, one round eighteen bends, countless pit people, no virtue and unscrupulous flower Taoist!" Ling Yuchuan followed Ye Yang's words to sarcastically mock him!
Before Ye Yang could refute, Hao Xuewen was indignant first, only to hear him say: "Master, I think the person who gave this title must be jealous of you, you save the suffering all day long, obscure, I can't imagine that there is such a vicious villain, give you such a title!" ”
"Hmm~~, the son can be taught!" Ye Yang couldn't help squinting his eyes and smiling! nodded, indicating that he was optimistic about Hao Xuewen and had understanding!
"Humph!" Ling Yuchuan was hit by another arrow in the knee, and he was suddenly named a vicious villain, and he couldn't tell the bitterness!
"Alright, let's go!" Ye Yang got into the carriage and issued an order!
With a free driver to help him catch the car, he can lie on this soft Persian carpet and ride leisurely, and enjoy the mountains and rivers of the Central Plains along the way!
Occasionally, he will chant a poem, although every time the poem he writes cannot be put on the stage, Ling Yuchuan sneers at it, but it does not prevent another loyal follower from greatly appreciating his poems!
For example, this song "Siyue"
Looking at the bright moon tonight,
The bright moon is a master.
People look at the bright moon,
The bright moon is nowhere to be seen.
"Good poetry, good poetry, master, your poem is so good, as soon as the students hear it, they will have the meaning of enlightenment, which is wonderful!" During this time, Hao Xuewen called himself a student, although Ye Yang was only more than fifteen years old, and he was already eighteen!
"Humph! Bullshit! "There will always be words that are sinister!