While talking, the two of us came to the fly restaurant, and when I heard that I was going to have a treat, Dong Fatzi didn't be polite to me at all, and ordered five meat dishes!

Sweet and sour fish, stewed vermicelli with red winding pork, steamed pork ribs, back to the pot meat, plus a large plate of spicy chicken.

"Are you crazy? We've eaten so much, huh? "The salary hasn't arrived yet, and I reprimanded Dong Fatzi with some pain.

The kid put on a two-skinned face and smiled at me, "Why can't you finish eating?" Let me show you today! Your Dong Ye's meal! ”

After a while, the dishes were served, and the two of us ate a big bowl of rice and devoured it, which stunned everyone in the restaurant!

Everyone stared at us like monsters! This made me a little unnatural, but Dong Fat couldn't care so much, one bite of braised pork, and the rice bowl was empty in a blink of an eye!

"Boss! Add rice! ”

I'm really not bragging, I'm ashamed of this amount of food, the conditions were not good before, I almost never had a full stomach, like this sea bowl of rice, I can eat three bowls in a row!

But compared with Dong Fatzi, my meal is like a chicken pecking rice! This one eats faster than he drinks porridge! The dishes on the table are even more windy, and the plates are gradually starting to empty!

The owner of the restaurant was also real, and directly brought the rice pot over, and said with a smile:

"The two boys are full! That's enough! ”

As he spoke, Dong Fatzi had already eaten five bowls of rice, pointed to the last piece of braised pork on the plate, and said to me very generously:

"Bai Hui, you take the meat away!"

I stuffed the meat into my mouth with chopsticks, and I watched Dong Fat pour the rice into the braised pork plate, and directly oil bibimbap, and eat it with a thief JB fragrant!

I grass! This picture has completely subverted my cognition, labor and management work is so big, how can I ever see someone eat like this?

The spicy chicken on the side was eaten clean, and there were still a lot of dried chili peppers left in it, and Dong Fatzi was not polite, so he directly picked up a chopstick chili pepper and stuffed it into his mouth!

"Bai Hui! Don't just look at me? You eat too! ”

He said vaguely, but this time the five dishes on the table had already been cleaned up by Dong Fatzi! How can I use chopsticks?

With a black face, I asked the boss to come to the menu, I added two more dishes, and then asked Dong Fatzi angrily:

"You're too good at eating, aren't you? I'll give you something to eat...... You have to ride in the way back! ”

Dong Fatzi buried his face in the plate, and said without raising his head: "I have already calculated ...... You're going to have dinner today! That's why I've been hungry since yesterday, just to wait for your meal today! ”

I was a little dizzy when I ate, but the eyes of those people in the restaurant looked at us and were strange, which made my face a little hot, and finally waited for Dong Fat to eat enough, I went to the boss to settle the bill, and found that the money was not enough!

Fortunately, the boss gave a discount, otherwise we would have to stay to wash the dishes.

Walking out of the restaurant, Dong Fatzi patted his belly, smiled embarrassedly at me, and said:

"It's been a long time since I've eaten so full! I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, I used to be able to eat like this in the mountains! Later, my master said that he couldn't support me, so he drove me down the mountain! ”

With a toothpick in my mouth, I turned back to him and smiled, saying:

"Your master is from Maoshan? He's awesome, isn't he? ”

I don't know why, as soon as I mentioned his master, I saw that Dong Fatzi's face turned white, and he stammered:

"It's not too powerful, it's still ...... Pretty good! ”

"I always want to send some money to Master, but I eat most of my monthly salary! I can't help it, my appetite is so good! ”

I looked at Dong Fatty's cute appearance, and I was secretly a little funny in my heart, so I comforted him and said:

"Don't be afraid, fatty! After that, I made enough money to take you to a five-star hotel every day! Eat lobster! What's expensive, let's order something! ”

Dong Fatzi's eyes flashed when he heard this, and he said excitedly: "You haven't been to school, don't lie to me!" ”

I said: "I Bai Hui never deceives friends!" And voila! I'm going to be a rich man sooner or later! When the time comes, we will lie on the hotel bed, and we will only be responsible for opening our mouths and letting those beauties feed us! ”

The corners of Dong Fatzi's eyes were red when he told me, and he looked into the distance and said:

"Good! Dong Ye didn't make you a friend in vain! Feel relieved! I'll take care of the snake plague on you! Watch me catch the surnamed Qin and skin it, stew her snake meat and eat it! ”

As soon as the conversation changed, Dong Fatzi said again: "But now, just after eating, I'll take you to have some fun!" ”

Saying that, Dong Fat Man swaggered forward, I don't understand what he meant by "having fun", but I didn't bother to ask, anyway, I don't have a penny in my pocket, he can't take me to health care, right?

Not to mention, when I came out and walked around, my mood really became quite comfortable, and at that moment, I forgot all the fears I had experienced:

Snake disaster, He Wei, who can cut paper, Yao Liu, who is possessed by yin after sleepwalking, Tomb Po, Old Man Liu, and Xing Xiaoyu, whose whereabouts are unknown...... All worries are far away from me.

I felt like I was part of the street, I became a normal person, and it made me feel grounded.

"Fatty, where are you taking me?"

Dong Fat Man walked fast, I caught up and asked, this kid didn't look back and said, "Don't ask!" Come with me, my brother is going to take you to have a good time today! ”

"I'll say okay first, I won't go to the massage parlor! I don't have any money! ”

"Don't worry! I'll take you to find fun without money! ”

And the fun of not wanting money? I'm X! Dong Fatzi won't be taking me to the women's bathhouse to take a peek, right? I was worried, and I saw a newly opened bubble tea shop not far in front of me.

There are slogans such as opening gifts written on it, and there is a beautiful woman standing at the door, handing out leaflets to passers-by.

Now the merchant is really good at doing business, and I see that this beauty is dressed as a flight attendant, looking arrogant, and the lipstick on her small mouth is shining, and people who watch it can't help but want to take a bite.

"Handsome guy, our store has just opened, and all milk tea is 7% off!" The flight attendant smiled at Dong Fat and handed him a flyer.

But Dong Fat didn't answer, the thief looked at the flight attendant, and he ordered in a cold voice: "Go!" Bring you the most expensive milk tea in your store! ”

The stewardess didn't say a word, and walked into the store with high heels.

Turning around and smiling mysteriously at me, he said:

"Bai Hui, you wait here, watch me perform!"

I really didn't understand what Dong Fat Man was doing, but after a while, the stewardess walked out with a cup of milk tea, handed it to Dong Fat and said:

"Sir, please pay 15 yuan!"

The show began to be staged, and I saw Dong Fatzi pay the money, then pinched the straw in his hand and asked the stewardess:

"Miss, can I insert it?"

The stewardess blushed and whispered:

"Yes sir! Plug it in however you want! ”

Dong Fatzi licked his lips with a wicked smile and said, "Then I'll plug it in!" ”

As he spoke, in front of the flight attendant, he slowly inserted the straw into the milk tea cup, and said in his mouth:

"It's so tight! Sure enough, it was the first time! It's so hard to plug in! ”

The stewardess blushed and turned her head away from him.

This picture is really for me...... The whole body is hot! This fat man is too good at playing, right?

At this time, Dong Fatzi accidentally dropped the straw on the ground, and the stewardess squatted down to help him pick it up, and when she bent over, she didn't forget to cover her chest with her little hands, for fear of letting Dong Fatzi steal the white rabbit.

After picking up the straw, the stewardess was about to stand up, when she saw Dong Fatzi say: "Little sister, you are so good!" Shall I give you a mint? ”

Regardless of whether people agreed or not, Dong Fatzi took out a box of mints from his pocket and handed it to the flight attendant.

After hesitating, the stewardess didn't pick up the candy, but squatted on the ground and shook her head: "Thank you, sir, you are not allowed to eat candy during working hours!" ”

Dong Fatzi's face became solemn, and he saw him looking down from a high position, and said to the stewardess in a serious voice:

"You should do me a favor! Help me...... Take it in your mouth! ”

……

I really am...... The picture in front of me completely subverted my cognition! Just look at the stewardess squatting on the ground, Dong Fat Man put mints in front of her face, the painting style looks too evil, it is easy to make people want to be crooked!

The flight attendant probably also reacted to the meaning, and her face turned red to the collarbone! was anxious to stick it up, but Dong Fatzi blocked her face, and he didn't mean to let her get up at all!

"Good! Hold on, don't touch it with your teeth! An evil smile flashed on Fat Dong's face, and he shook the mints in his hand again.

Can you believe this? The stewardess really took out one of the candy and put it in her mouth! I grass! At that time, Dong Fatzi and I were stupid, and strange smiles appeared on both of our faces......

"You...... Stinky rascals! Get out of the way! ”

The flight attendant noticed that something was wrong, her face was flushed, she reached out and pushed Dong Fat away, and then stood up from the ground!

After tidying up the messy short skirt, the stewardess took a step back, looking at Dong Fatman's eyes full of disgust.

This is what I admire most about the fat man, this thing is really shameless, and he even laughed and teased the flight attendant:

"Little sister, I kindly invited you to eat mints, why are you scolding?"

The stewardess glanced at him and replied angrily, "You...... You're a strong word! It's obviously a hooligan! ”

Dong Fatzi: "Why am I playing a hooligan?" Mints are meant to be in your mouth! The one I bought was a popping filling! If you bite with your teeth, a white liquid will squirt out of it! ”

I was completely shocked! Today, Dong Fatzi helped me unlock a new posture! Is there anyone else who plays hooligan like this?

What white liquid? I have to say that this fat man is really talented! All this kind of nonsense is said? Listen to me with a weird scalp! It comes to mind!

This mint candy was still in the stewardess's mouth, and she was ashamed to spit out the candy, and then slapped Dong Fatman:

"Stinky rascals! Shame on you! ”

Dong Fatzi lowered his head and dodged, his face bloomed with a smile, and he smiled evilly: "There is a ruler!" I'm a big size! I don't believe you left a phone call, let's find a place to cultivate immortals tonight? ”

glared at Dong Fatzi fiercely, the stewardess turned around and walked into the milk tea shop, and after entering, she didn't forget to make a grimace at Dong Fatman:

"Die, fat rascal! My sister won't cultivate immortals with people like you! ”

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