And the second thing that made Lu Fan feel bad was that he was kidnapped, kidnapped by himself, to be precise, his body was kidnapped by a group of Q version of himself.

When a group of Q versions of him took a document full of words that made him unaware and called 'Body Modification (Cross-out) Upgrade Surgery Plan No. 1' for him to read, Lu Fan didn't believe it, because he was dreaming.

Then Lu Fan thought that he didn't seem to be able to dream, because he was not human......

In short, whether it is a dream or not, Lu Fan doesn't believe it!

If you don't have surgery, Lu Fan will explode! If labor and management believe your nonsense and do this body upgrade surgery that even the file name has been altered, I'm afraid that I will die without exploding!

In short, let the group of Q version 'Lu Fan' in white coats in the dream persuade them to persuade them to be bitter (dangerous) and to talk (speak) and (shrug up) their hearts (listen), to reason with facts, and to reason with emotion, Lu Fan would rather die!

Then, then Lu Fan was forcibly carried away by a group of Q version of the military uniform 'Lu Fan' who suddenly rushed in, and left, ......

'Now talk about it! You guys just him! Don't want to get this cool when you get it up! Thinking of what a guy led by the Q version of the military uniform 'Lu Fan' who robbed the people at the beginning, Lu Fan had the urge to beat himself up.

I'm Nima! It's the first time I've seen labor and management say this about themselves! You come out! Look at the slap of labor and management to kill you!

In short, Lu Fan was then tied to an operating table, surrounded by a group of Q version white coat 'Lu Fan' with various unknown tools and an excited smile on his face.

"Wait a minute! I've seen this scene before! ”

Then, then Lu Fan's mouth was sealed with adhesive tape, and then he saw that his legs were unloaded by a Q version of the white coat 'Lu Fan' with a chainsaw-like tool, and then he was kicked out of his dream......

Well, Lu Fan felt as if only his consciousness had been kicked out, and his body, or the ability to control his body, was left inside.

In terms of actual performance, Lu Fan can't even open his eyelids now, let alone walking.

But fortunately, Lu Fan still has at least the powerful divine power and blood-colored alien true yuan brought by the divine soul and cultivation of the god realm.

Although the power of divine thought is different from the power of mind and the power of mind, it is essentially a spiritual power of the same level as the advanced ability of mind power 'reality interference' and the advanced ability of mental power 'illusion manifestation', and at the same time has some of the power characteristics of both.

For example, Lu Fan can use the power of divine thoughts to make himself fly, or move something, of course, he can also directly attack others, with Lu Fan's current strength of divine thoughts, he can instantly decompose a person into a bunch of single cells or even carbohydrates and the like, or compress them into a cell-sized meatball.

Don't ask Lu Fan how he knew, he wouldn't admit that he accidentally evaporated more than a dozen members of the imperial capital guard who came to the door to blackmail!

In addition to these real-level things, Lu Fan can also use the power of divine thoughts to communicate with others at the spiritual level, such as transmitting sound information directly to other people's brains - after knowing this function, Lu Fan finally understood a little bit why those cows in Xianxia novels like to do things like to dream or talk directly in other people's heads.

I have to say that this is indeed a high standard.

If it weren't for the fact that his body was suddenly kidnapped, to be honest, Lu Fan really didn't know that his divine thoughts still had so many functions, and he felt a little sorry for his identity as an immortal cultivator.

As for the blood-colored true element in the body...... emmmmm, when Lu Fan came to his senses, those Q version of 'Lu Fan' warned him not to touch the messy things in his body during the operation, otherwise his body is likely to undergo some indescribable changes.

As for why it was indescribable, Lu Fan didn't ask, well, he didn't have time to ask, but Lu Fan felt that it was definitely not something he wanted to know.

In short, Lu Fan's body was kidnapped by himself, and he couldn't save it in a short time......

……

The shiny bald head in the divine thought induction had already swayed out of the door, Lu Fan directly opened the door with the power of divine thought and dragged it in, and then ignored the intimate contact between the bald head and the ground, and asked in the light mind with divine thought: "What a shit!" Labor and management asked you to pass on an order last night, and you're going for the fucking night, isn't it!? Why don't you die outside!? ”

The bald head that was thrown was also Tu Gang suddenly understood that he was not accused, and while he was glad in his heart, the expression on his face was extremely aggrieved.

"Your Majesty, the nearest communication station is more than a hundred miles away from the imperial capital, and I am not as fast as you...... Yes! ”

However, before Tu Gang finished complaining, he was knocked on the shiny bald head by an invisible force, and the strength of the power can be seen from the painful expression of Tu Gang's nose and eyebrows squeezed together in an instant.

"Load! Feign! Continue to outfit labor! Dog's Day! Do you think labor and management are your stupid daughter-in-law!? You raise more than a dozen women outside, and she still brags about how much you love her when she sees people all day long! Yes!? I'm Nima! Say! Did you get involved with one of the communicators in the communication station again!? Are you forcing someone!? ”

"No, no, no!"

"No!? Don't tell the truth, do you!? Yes! Labor and management will remove you as a scourge for the vast number of women comrades today! ”

Feeling the slightest coolness suddenly coming from his lower body, Tu Gang's face turned white in an instant, he knew that His Majesty the Emperor was definitely a person who could say more, when he first entered Xishui City, the commander of the former Second Army ignored His Majesty's Emperor's words of 'no forced capture' and forcibly abducted a noble lady, and as a result, that guy's body is still hanging on the head of the Xishui City Wall!

Thinking of the former commander of the Second Army, who had been dried up, Tu Gang's legs trembled and fell to the ground, and he didn't dare to hide the slightest and said: "It's really not, Your Majesty!" It's my brother who won't let me come back so early! ”

Seeing a few drops of horse urine squeezed out of the corners of Tu Gang's eyes, Lu Fan reluctantly believed Tu Gang's words, but he had other doubts in his heart.

"Tudor? Why didn't he let you come back? ”

For the sake of 'my brother', I didn't hesitate to sell my brother's Tugang was also a broken jar, and I didn't care about the plastic brotherhood with my brother, and I was ready to sell my brother thoroughly.

"My brother said that His Majesty may have been bewitched by the demon girl of the revolutionary army, and my brother also said ......"

However, Tu Gang's plan to sell his brother and protect his brother was interrupted by Lu Fan before it was completed.

"Wait a minute! How could Tudor know about the enchantress of the Revolutionary Army...... Bah! Are the killers of the Revolutionary Army here with me? ”

"He said it was Mistress Feliss who told him."

"Wait a minute!? Why would Winnie know such a thing!? He was so shocked by the situation that Lu Fan sat up from the bench abruptly. Well! That's right! He was lying down before.

Facing Lu Fan's questioning, Tu Gang was stunned for an instant, and then his little eyes began to turn from side to side, not daring to face Lu Fan's upright posture at all, and his right hand unconsciously touched his bald head.

"Uh...... But, maybe it's someone else's talk, right? Aha~! Aha~! ”

After Tugang's embarrassed laughter, the air fell silent.

In the middle of the sound, Lu Fan maintained a sitting posture and slowly floated in front of Tu Gang, ripped open his eyelids with the power of divine thoughts, revealing his unfocused eyes, and stared at Tu Gang quietly, until Tu Gang's face gradually turned blue, as if he couldn't bear this 'righteous gaze', Lu Fan said faintly: "Steel~!" I'll tell your wife about you raising more than a dozen women outside when I go back, do you think it's okay~? After all, as your boss, I also have to care about your love life properly~! Isn't that right~? ”

Tu Gang's face turned from blue to white in an instant, and he threw himself on Lu Fan's lap without thinking about it, and pleaded with tears in his eyes: "Don't, Your Majesty!" You know, Maggie and Lady Fyllicie have a good relationship, and if Maggie finds out that I am raising a woman outside, she will definitely seek death and life! When the time comes, Lady Feliss won't let me go! You're sure you'll lose your loyal Captain of the Guard! ”

"Huh! Dog's Day! You still know that you are the captain of the labor and management guard!? So why do you report everything to Winnie!? Forget about anything else, you say this kind of thing!? Isn't it a lack of tendons in the brain!? I'm Nima! If the labor and management don't arrange you clearly this time, the labor and management will not be surnamed Lu! ”

"Your Majesty? Isn't your last name Karui? ”

"I'll get you in the face! I'm annoyed when I see you! ! ”

"Oops!"

Tu Gang, who was kicked out by His Majesty the Emperor without moving, knew that he had escaped again, and he simply crawled out while smiling, but before he could climb a few times, he was dragged back by an invisible force.

At the same time, a familiar voice sounded in Tugang's mind again.

"Made! I almost forgot about it by your shit! I ask you, why didn't Tudor let you come back sooner? ”

Tu Gang, who was afraid of his brother's brotherhood, replied without hesitation: "My brother said that Your Majesty may have been confused by the demon girl of the revolutionary army. ”

"I'm Nima! You're going to have to say that, aren't you!? Say the back! ”

"Oooh! My brother said that His Majesty was only temporarily confused by the demon girls of the revolutionary army. ”

"You're tm! You did it on purpose, didn't you!? Don't talk about these things that you don't have! Getting to the point! ”

"Oooh! My brother said......"

"If you say another word to my brother, I'm going to slap you to your brother right now, do you believe it or not!?"

"Faith, faith!"

Tu Gang suddenly shrunk his neck, if he really slapped him, he was afraid that he would completely fall apart before he flew out of the imperial capital.

"Believe in your size! Say it! ”

"Oops! I ......" The three words like a mantra came to his mouth, but the afterglow of his eyes caught a glimpse of his own emperor's stiff right hand, Tu Gang swallowed it back with a strong desire to survive, and said instead: "He said that he wanted to completely wipe out the revolutionary army, cut off the idea of those demon girls trying to deceive His Majesty and mess with our dynasty, and then cut himself in gratitude for the crime of disobeying His Majesty's orders and His Majesty's kindness." ”

The air fell silent again, and when it was half loud, Lu Fan asked Tu Gang, who looked indifferent, with a slight hesitation: "What, you didn't persuade your brother?" ”

However, what Lu Fan didn't expect was that Tu Gang suddenly said with a proud face: "What do you persuade!" My brother is here to be loyal to His Majesty! ”

The air fell silent again, and it was half loud again, as if he was afraid that Tu Gang's brain would not be enough, and he didn't understand what his brother was going to do, Lu Fan continued to ask, "Huh...... I'm very impressed by this. But, if your brother wants to cut himself, he is going to commit suicide, you know what I mean, right? ”

Tu Gang was still proud: "Your Majesty, I understand!" My brother taught me that this is called death and admonition! It is said that many loyal ministers did this kind of thing in ancient times! ”

"I, I, I...... I'm Nima! You're not brothers, are you!? Table, right!? ”

Hearing this, Tu Gang suddenly fell into deep thought.

Just when Lu Fan thought that there was really something earth-shattering hidden in this, Tu Gang suddenly touched his bald head and said with a serious face: "Your Majesty, I must have been born to my mother, and I don't know about my brother." ”

"......" Lu Fan was completely speechless, this Nima is a proper plastic brotherhood!

"Your Majesty, if it's okay, I'll go down first." Seeing that Lu Fan no longer asked anything, Tu Gang couldn't help but want to slip away, after all, as the saying goes, a good companion is like a tiger, and His Majesty the Emperor is much more fierce than a tiger or something, so it is better to leave early.

"Uh...... Well, ah no! Your brother is on the verge of suicide, aren't you going to do something? Lu Fan, who wanted to let him go, suddenly felt that he should give Tu Gang another chance to prove that he was not a plastic brotherhood for his brother.

However, the cruelty of reality once again hit Lu Fan deeply.

"Oh, what, my brother said that the revolutionary army still has some strength, and it will take at least three or four days to defeat it, so my brother can still live for three or four days!"

The air fell silent for the last time, and then, Lu Fan said with great sympathy: "What, steel~!" I think your brother is quite bitter too. Or? Do you take a trip? Persuade your brother not to think about it, if you want to fight the revolutionary army, then fight! I'm not going to say anything. After you let him finish fighting the revolutionary army, quickly knock down the water for me, and I will ask Xiao Wu and them to quietly send those wounded over there for treatment, understand? ”

However, what Lu Fan never expected was that he still overestimated Tu Gang's plastic brotherhood towards his brother.

"It's okay Your Majesty, my brother is loyal to death! Death greatness! Glory to death! Die vigorously! Death is heavier than Tarzan! Oops! Your Majesty, listen, I still use two idioms here! ”

This Nima is simply bubble brotherhood! Lu Fan felt that if Tuduo was here at this time, he would have the heart to stab his younger brother to death with a sword.

And what made Lu Fan speechless the most was that this mentally retarded thing was still showing off his use of idioms to him persistently.

"Your Majesty, do you think my idiom is okay? I learned this from my brother. Alas!? Come to think of it, if my brother dies......"

Lu Fan's heart suddenly burst into excitement, could it be that this mentally retarded thing has finally opened its mind!? Do you know what brotherhood is!?

"Wouldn't I be able to get close to those female teachers in the name of study!?"

“…… O Duo! If you die like this, I'm afraid no one will be able to hold down your coffin board! So, you'd better live well! At the very least, you must live longer than this retarded thing, otherwise I can't bear it! ”

With such a firm determination in his heart, Lu Fan said earnestly to Tu Gang, who was still immersed in the wonderful fantasy of 'after my brother died', in a tone of caring for mentally handicapped children: "Steel~! I'll tell you...... I'm sorry, I really can't care about it! ”

After only saying two or three words earnestly, Lu Fan couldn't control himself a little, staring at the mentally retarded thing in front of him with blank eyes, and shouted loudly in his head: "Listen to me on your dog's day!" You're now! Right away! Go and bring what I said to you in person! Other than that! If your brother really has three strengths and two shortcomings, I will bury you and your brother together, so that you will not be left alone in the world to be bullied! Do you hear that!? ”

Tu Gang, who was awakened by Lu Fan from the beautiful fantasy of "after my brother died", nodded subconsciously: "Listen, hear clearly!" ”

"Good! Get out! Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and slap you to death! ”

“…… Oops! ”

Tu Gang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly rolled out without even rolling his head.