"Wenya, what's going on outside? What happened? In the carriage opposite, a sentence came out. It was supposed to be a graceful and generous sentence, but it was said in a rough voice.

Nishang glanced at Gu Qingwan suspiciously, "Princess Shizi, why is this voice like a pig's voice?" It's obviously a rough voice, so you have to pinch your throat to learn from eunuchs! Women are not women and men are not men, it's really ugly! ”

Ni Xiang's medical skills are quite good, so naturally he can hear strange things when he hears them.

I have to say, she summed it up perfectly. Because she also felt that the other party's posture was too big, and she took the tune and said it was nondescript, and it made people laugh.

Gu Qingwan smiled lightly, "Don't say it, you may really be right." ”

"What's right?" The second monk was puzzled and looked at Gu Qingwan. But Gu Qingwan just smiled and didn't say anything, and didn't give her any explanation.

"Cut, stupid." In his ears, there was a disdainful snort, so angry that Nishang almost didn't jump out of the carriage to fight with him.

Gu Qingwan shook his head with a smile, he was already surprised by this situation. But what did the woman call that girl just now? Elegant? She heard her right, right?

When the little green-clothed maid named Wen Ya heard the sound in the carriage, she proudly raised her chin at Zhuyin, and then bent her knees and said, "Madam, there is a person who does not have long eyes who hit our carriage, and not only does she not apologize, but she also openly insults you!" ”

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Gu Qingwan: You didn't know that you hit the carriage with such a big movement? Pigs?

Spectators: You can pull it down! Who scolds whom? What about when they are blind?

However, it is better to have this bustle than not to see it, and the people who surrounded the carriage only expressed their disdain for the gentleness on their faces, but did not debunk it.

"What? Crashed into our carriage? The people inside could no longer be reserved, and roared loudly, and the people who were standing closer to their carriage were taken aback by the thunderous sound.

Everyone saw a fat and snow-white hand scoop away the soft smoke hidden in front of the carriage door, "duang" and "duang" stepped out of the carriage in two steps, and a wall of flesh draped in gorgeous clothes appeared in front of everyone. Gu Qingwan also glanced through the crack in the door, and that glance made her almost not squirt out of the tea.

Oh, my God! Where is this person! It's clearly a pig! Or a golden pig dressed in silk and satin!

In Gu Qingwan's eyes, the meat wall is not less than three hundred catties, at least two hundred and ninety-nine catties, a head like a pig's brain is directly embedded in the neck socket, directly skipping the neck This step, the horizontal meat on the face squeezes the facial features to the size of sesame seeds, if you don't distinguish it carefully, you think that there is a buttocks, or a butt that is so white that it can't be whiter with three layers of powder. Surrounded by pearls and emeralds on her head, she inserted all kinds of precious hairpins into her hair without the slightest regularity, and wore a large gold collar around her neck, at least two or three catties at a glance, and her ten fingers were all kinds of rings.

The fragrance on the meat wall of "Ah Ya" was directly smoked, and Zhuyin sneezed very unvividly, and then frowned and pinched his nose and said, "What smell?" Smells bad! ”

The people who had surrounded the carriage were also shunned after the wall of meat came out.

Nima, this is so pungent! I'm going to vomit out what I just eaten!

Also, what is the situation of this man? How can it grow like that?

In fact, it's nothing to be fat, the main thing is to be fat, ugly and arrogant, which is no different from a crazy sow.

However, the wall of flesh didn't seem to have this kind of disliked consciousness, but instead tore out his big voice and yelled at Zhuyin, "Good little slut! Dare to crash the old lady's carriage, see if the old lady doesn't tear you! ”

"Whew! Are you unreasonable? It's clear that you've bumped into us! Zhu Yin resisted the visual impact, pinched his nose and said unceremoniously.

"Where did you come from, a brute girl! Is there a place for you to speak? Let your master come out obediently and kowtow to the old lady to apologize, and the old lady will let her go for the time being if she is in a good mood today. "The flesh wall nostrils are facing the sky.

"Heh, who do you think you are? Do you dare to ask my master to kowtow to you and apologize? You dream about it. I don't know who it is, when you come out for a meal and marry the queen, do you know that the third prince is so arrogant? Zhuyin glared.

"Go and get Jing Zhaoyin! Let's just say that the princess of Mobei was assassinated on the street, and let him give an explanation. Gu Qingwan lowered the curtain and commanded lightly. She doesn't bother to pay attention to people who find a dead end for themselves like this. Fortunately, he didn't take Xiao Yi'er out, if he saw that this person looked like he was playing, then he wouldn't be so frightened that he would cry, and he would have deep doubts about the world from then on?

The sound of breaking the air flashed in the air, and Gu Qingwan knew that it was Ying who went to run errands. She slowly closed her eyes, leaned her head against the wall of the car and took a nap, and looked stunned.

The princess of her family... The heart is really big! In this case, she couldn't help but go out and scold twice, how could her own princess be so leisurely? Toxic, right?

With someone to report to the official, Jing Zhaoyin soon surrounded the place with two pairs of people, including those who watched the excitement. The people panicked instantly, after all, the people don't fight with the officials, and the first reaction of normal people when they see the menacing officers and soldiers is to run and hide. But it soon became clear to them that these officers and soldiers were not coming for them, but for the two colliding wagons.

As soon as the meat wall saw the officers and soldiers running from the opposite side, he became even more arrogant, pointed at the tip of Zhuyin's nose and shouted: "Hmph, look! Someone is coming, you just wait to kneel and kowtow to the old lady and go to jail! ”

"Cut, we're not afraid!" Zhuyin glanced at her contemptuously, the meat wall was about to attack, and saw that Jing Zhaoyin running straight towards her, kneeling down while running, and was very proud for a while, just waiting for the person to kowtow to herself and kneel, and then she shouted majestically and flattened, and saw that Jing Zhaoyin knelt directly next to the carriage opposite her with a "poof"... Opposite, opposite, next to the carriage, beside it.

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His kneeling directly made the people present stunned, and even the wall of flesh was stunned for a long time, and roared in a loud voice: "Are you kneeling wrong?" If you want to kneel, you should kneel to her!

In fact, that's what everyone thinks.

However, the kneeling Jing Zhaoyin just glared at the fat pig fiercely, and then respectfully looked at Gu Qingwan's carriage lane: "It's too late for the official to save the car, and I ask the princess to forgive me." After speaking, he kowtowed three times to Gu Qingwan's carriage.

The court officials are not as good as the envoys, and the general court officials must kneel and salute when they meet the royal family members from other countries, but the envoys do not need to do so, because the envoys represent a country, the face of a country. That's why this Jing Zhaoyin knelt down and kowtowed directly as soon as he saw Gu Qingwan's carriage, and he didn't even have time to deal with the whole thing and ask clearly, not to mention, if people still reported the case with the crime of assassination, he didn't dare to slack off!

Gu Qingwan didn't shout, and let Jing Zhaoyin kneel, and didn't say lightly until half an hour had passed: "Your Excellency, don't be polite, please get up." I didn't intend to bother today, but since this happened, I hope that the adults can give a reasonable explanation to the concubine. Gu Qingwan's voice was cold and delicate, when he was used to hearing the pig cry just now, when everyone heard Gu Qingwan's voice, it was instantly as pleasant as a clear spring, as cold and elegant as a mountain snow lotus, in short, no matter what, it can only be said with a pleasing eye.

However, the voice that sounded like a heavenly voice to everyone was as grinding as a talisman in Jing Zhaoyin's ears. He got up tremblingly, but still said respectfully to the carriage: "Xiaguan thank the princess for your understanding, and he will definitely give the princess a satisfactory explanation."

After speaking, he waited for the instructions in the carriage, but there was no sound in the carriage, which made Jing Zhaoyin embarrassed. In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he coughed lightly and interrogated at the wall of flesh opposite, as is customary, "Who is the person on the other side?" Why is there a lot of noise here? ”

"It turns out that it is really the princess of Mobei, no wonder it has never appeared from the beginning." On the second floor of the Moon Tower, in a window-facing Accord, a woman with outstanding looks held the teacup in her hand and said.

The maid who followed behind her obviously didn't understand what her young lady meant, and asked, "What's wrong with the princess of Mobei?" Does the young lady know her? ”

The woman in yellow sitting by the window shook her head with a smile, "Who doesn't know her?" I didn't pick out the answer, but I almost answered the question.

The maid smacked her head, yes! Who in the world doesn't know her? Whether it is Gu Qingwan, the daughter of the three daughters, or the princess of Nengwen and Wushi, who in this world has not heard of her name?

If you really talk about it, then the princess of Mobei still has some relationship with her young lady.

The woman in yellow chuckled, and when she saw that she understood, she didn't say anything more, just quietly watched the excitement below.

At this moment, no matter how stupid a person is, he can guess that there is an extraordinary person sitting in this carriage, and ordinary acquaintances will definitely get off the carriage immediately to make amends, and the big things will be turned into small things, and the small things will be turned into small things. But there are always two exceptions in this world, aren't they? It's like that wall of meat.

Rou Wall was so angry that his eyes widened, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Jing Zhaoyin, and scolded, "You dog official, do you know who Mrs. Ben is?" How dare you speak to Mrs. Ben like this! When Mrs. Ben returns, she will let the master cut off your head! ”

That Jing Zhaoyin didn't do it when he heard it, although he said that his official position was not high, but this position was the real power in Kyoto, and he was in charge of public security in Kyoto. Who do you think you are? How dare you talk such nonsense? Believe it or not, this official rule is a great crime of contempt for imperial power! ”

Jing Zhaoyin is also Sheng Jing's parent official, naturally he has tried many cases, and he has also met countless Diao people, and as soon as the momentum is taken out, it really shocks the meat wall. But, it's only a moment - "You're bold!" Mrs. Ben is Mrs. Zhizhou of Huangzhou, you little Jing Zhaoyin dare to be so rude, believe it or not, Mrs. Ben's words will make you lose your black gauze hat! ”

Stupid, so stupid! How can there be people in this world who dig their own graves? Jing Zhaoyin couldn't cry or laugh. Zhizhou is a fourth-grade official, he is a fifth-grade official, and both sides can't afford to offend, but obviously, compared to offending Mobei, what is a little Zhizhou lady?