Chapter 40: The Slap
"Whew!"
The green smoke blows away directly to the wind! Seeing this scene, the muscles on the dwarf's face trembled, and he seemed to be a little unable to get off the stage.
"Show me!" With a strange finger in his hand, the dwarf looked ruthless and lit the incense burner again!
As soon as the green smoke came out, the wind started again! This time, the wind came even more violently, and it directly blew out the three incense sticks!
"...... this?" The dwarf was horrified, and simply bit the tip of his tongue violently, and then sprayed a mouthful of blood onto the incense burner:
"I don't believe in it! Corpse ...... Give it to me! ”
Under everyone's gaze, the dwarf's blood beads spurted all over the place! The next thing I saw was that the three sticks of incense were rekindled! A thick puff of green smoke came out!
The villagers began to applaud again, and the dwarf triumphantly wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and was about to say something......
In the next second, the yin wind blew again without warning! The three sticks of incense were as if they had been cut by a knife, and they were blown off by Qi Gen at the same time!
I have seen all the dwarfs, don't talk about him, I feel weird when I see this picture! Why is it so evil? I think this dwarf must be a big deal! But his soul-attracting incense ...... Can't even measure the location of the body?
It's as if there's something in the shadows that interferes with the gnome's spells!
At this time, the ghost girl said impatiently: "Useless thing! If you don't have the ability, don't come out and be embarrassed! ”
"Get down!"
This ghost girl's personality is really disgusting, but everyone saw that the dwarf had missed, and saw that his face was blue and red, and he returned to his seat with his head down.
No one moved again! The three masters sat stiffly in their chairs, their faces becoming more ugly than the other!
It was already late in the night, but the villagers had no intention of going back, and everyone looked at the three people in front of them curiously, wanting to see how they found the corpses.
After all, not everyone has the opportunity to see this kind of big scene.
The three of them sat there for several minutes, and the atmosphere in the courtyard was dead silent, and finally ...... The fortune teller on the far right has moved!
"I can't do it! If you are ugly, please don't laugh at me! ”
The fortune teller has a sleek personality, and the ugly words are said first, even if he will miss it, he can find the bottom of the steps, and in the sneer of the ghost girl, he slowly walked to the coffin, took out something similar to a compass from his arms, and placed it on the floor.
I looked curiously and saw that the needle of the compass was actually made of fish bones! The tip of the bone remained motionless, facing the fortune teller.
"Huang Dadao! Heaven opens, nine eyes! ”
"Ten thousand laws return to the sect, purple qi comes from the east!"
The fortune teller frowned, pointed to the compass and muttered a few words, and then I saw that the fish bone on the compass actually turned on its own!
At first, the fishbone turned very slowly, and I saw that the fortune teller took out a peachwood sword from his arms and dotted it on the compass a few times!
The speed at which the fishbones turn has skyrocketed! It's spinning like a top, and you can't stop!
There was applause from the crowd again!
"This is a master! That dwarf just now came out to be embarrassed! ”
"Look at people...... Absolute Taoist master! This kind of talent deserves to be called a master! ”
The villagers saw the wind and rudder, but I didn't care, I have experienced so many horrific events these days, and my knowledge is naturally much higher than that of these people.
Not to mention anything else, I have come into contact with several masters: such as Tomb Po, Old Man Liu, Yao Liu, He Wei...... Where is the means higher than this fortune teller?
Even the unreliable Dong Fat Man is a notch higher than him!
It's a pity that these people are not there, otherwise one will jump out at random, and these villagers will not be scared to death?
Thinking of this, I secretly sneered in my heart, and sure enough, it was the same as I thought, only to see that the fishbone turned not long ago, and it was broken into two!
Not only that, but even the compass was weirdly spontaneously combusted! A miserable green ghost fire came out from above...... In less than a few seconds, the compass was scorched!
The fortune teller's face turned white, and without saying a word, he escaped directly from the yard!
When his back disappeared into the distance, the crowd exploded, I looked up at Uncle Xing, and saw that his face was full of horror, and he said to the ghost aunt carefully:
"Next...... Just count on you! ”
"Please, no matter what...... Be sure to find my son's body! ”
The ghost girl grinned and said in a hoarse voice:
"Of course! This family can pass yin and yang, will dance the gods, and find your son's body, naturally there is no big problem! ”
Hearing her say this, Uncle Xing's face was overjoyed, and he said:
"Do you want the villagers to go back? Make room for you? ”
The ghost girl waved her hand proudly and said, "No! The immortal art of this family can be used anywhere! It doesn't matter if there are many people or few people! ”
I heard this ghost girl speak so loudly, and I secretly felt curious in my heart, this middle-aged woman is really as evil as she said?
Jumping gods? Yin and Yang? Could it be that the ghost aunt is ...... Yin Girl?
I used to hear the elders say that there is a kind of woman who is born with a yin life and can go to the underworld to communicate with the dead.
Thinking of this, I looked at the ghost aunt suspiciously, only to see her get up, straight to the empty coffin, and with one step, she actually stood in!
Sitting cross-legged in the coffin, the ghost girl commanded to the crowd:
"When you know what your family does, don't talk! Let's be honest! ”
This ghost girl was dirty, and her hair was even more messy, and when she said this, all the villagers were frightened and took a few steps back, and then looked at her with awe.
"Especially you! Broom star! Stay away from home! Otherwise, the family will skin you and cramp, so that you will not die well! ”
Twisting her neck, the ghost girl pointed at me and shouted!
……
There's something wrong with this ghostly woman's head, right? When I heard this, I was on fire! I couldn't help but say:
"Did I provoke you? Since I came to the present, you have not said all kinds of evil words to me, and you have said that you will beat me out with a stick? You're a man...... Is there something wrong? ”
I've been nervous for the past few days, and I've just escaped from the hands of a psychotic homicidal maniac, and I'm already irritable! Give this filthy crazy woman a, and I'm not good!
The ghost aunt sat in the coffin, stared at me stunned, and said, "What are you talking about?" Tell me again? ”
At this time, Uncle Xing came over, smiled wryly and said:
"Both of them are guests from afar, give me Lao Xing a face...... Don't make any noise! ”
The ghost aunt was unwilling, jumped out of the coffin, and then pushed Uncle Xing away violently!
She's amazingly strong! Uncle Xing's body is also strong, but he pushed the ghost aunt back several steps and sat down on the ground!
I watched the ghost girl rush to me in two steps, and was about to get up, but the ghost girl held me down on the shoulder with one hand, and the other hand was directly on my face...... A slap in the face!
I slapped her head in a daze, and then I saw the ghost aunt sneering at me and said:
"Little brute! I've got a lesson for you! See you next time...... You'd better go far away! ”
I slapped her with a nosebleed! Reaching out and wiping the blood, my heart is about to explode! Half of his cheek is slightly swollen, and it hurts hotly!
But look at this crazy woman, she should be not small, and her hand strength is still so fierce, if I have a hard fight with her, I will definitely suffer!
Forget it, good men don't fight women! I Bai Hui can't be as knowledgeable as this crazy woman! But in front of so many people, I gave her such a treat, and I felt panicked on my face!
The villagers pointed at me and laughed at me:
"Look at this little white face, you are honest with others, right?"
"That's it! Now children don't know how thick the sky is! The ghost aunt is a famous metaphysical master in the north! What could he have offended? ”
There was even an eldest sister who came up to me and said to me earnestly:
"Young man! Wronged! I'll give you a handkerchief and wipe your nosebleeds clean! ”
As soon as I took the handkerchief, I was moved to hear the eldest sister say again: "Go and kneel down and kowtow to the ghost girl!" Apologize and admit your mistake...... That's it! ”
……
I'm really ...... At that time, my face turned green when I heard this! Labor and management were beaten by that crazy woman for no reason, and you still want me to kowtow to her and admit my mistakes?
Grass! I shook in anger, and my handkerchief fell to the ground!
was about to say something to the eldest sister, when the ghost aunt pretended to be very generous, waved her hand and said:
"Forget it! I'm not going to meet him like him! ”
When you beat someone, you still pretend to be generous? At that moment, I held back the fire in my belly! I really want to rush up and pump her!
Never mind! After all, if you are not familiar with life, bear with it! Just then, I saw the ghost girl sneer at me, sit back in the coffin, and feel a mirror in the cuff.
The mirror was boxy, slightly larger than the palm of the hand, and the mirror was placed in a corner of the coffin, and the ghost aunt said to everyone:
"I do it now! Enter the Yellow Spring with a yin body! Help you find out what happened to the child's body! ”
When the words fell, the ghost girl slowly closed her eyes, and she sat upright in the coffin, motionless, like a sculpture.
The position where I was sitting was just enough to see the mirror, and I saw the ghost girl in the mirror, her face was wooden and solemn, and even her snort became weak.
The courtyard became silent for a moment, and the night breeze blew in, taking something away from everyone and drifting out through the door.
Everyone stared at the ghost aunt, and they didn't dare to breathe, at first there was nothing, and after waiting for five minutes, some people began to lose their breath.
Not to mention them, even I feel a little strange! This crazy woman won't just sit all night, will she? What is she doing here?
Is there such a big dance god as you?
The dwarf couldn't sit still, so he muttered to the ghost girl: "I thought you were amazing!" But that's it! ”
At this time, I saw the ghost girl's body suddenly tremble without warning! Immediately after, her whole body shook into a sieve as if she had been electrified!
Not only that, but she actually foamed at the mouth! It's like going crazy!
This scene made everyone look stupid! This ghost girl's hair is messy, and her body is even more dirty, and she is infiltrating people in her original appearance, and if she shakes it like this, the people who watch it will be stunned for a while!
But soon, the ghost girl's body became calm, and then I found that in the mirror in front of her, a black mist suddenly appeared!
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