Chapter 021: Pretending to force the gods to retreat from the enemy

"You guys, what do you want to do? I can tell you, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, if you scare her, I will ...... It's endless. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd”

Luo Mu stammered when she spoke in fright. Zhao Di covered her stomach tightly, and her eyes kept turning around with Erya'er.

Li Hongmei and the second girl and the third are dancing together.

Seeing that these people were just dancing, Luo Mu and Zhao Di's hearts slowly fell.

Hmph, how dare you do to me, I'm a pregnant woman now.

Thinking like this, Zhao Di's eyes began to stiffen.

"Isn't it just ......"

"Bang ......"

"Ah...... Ha ......"

Suddenly, Erya'er's wooden stick slammed in front of her.

Li Hongmei's eyes were even more round, and suddenly she raised a stick and was about to blast at her.

"Oh, mom, Li Hongmei is going to kill someone."

Zhao Di was frightened, and she couldn't care about the side, so she covered her stomach and rushed outside.

The surrounding villagers looked with straight eyes.

I thought that Li Hongmei was just dancing a big stick to scare people, but now, she really wants to cut people. The daughter-in-law of the Luo family, but what about the pregnant person, this girl dares to do it.

Even Zhao Dashan, who was watching from the window of the house, was frightened by Li Hongmei's fierce behavior.

Na Luo Mu and Zhao Di ran out of the circle desperately, but saw Li Hongmei spinning the stick lightly again.

"Whew, ah...... Erya'er, that trick, that's like this, right? ”

"Yes, sister-in-law, that's it, the momentum just now is not too much. I can tell you, the next time you face the beast, you can be more ferocious. ”

Li Hongmei nodded, looking humbly seeking advice. In the distance, Zhao Di knew that she had been tricked by her, her face was red and swollen with anger, and she started howling when she slapped her thigh.

"Oh, what a deal. Zhao Dashan, you it, look at your newly bought mother-in-law, she actually hates me, and she wants to kill my mother and son. Isn't it that I was with you for two days back then, and we said goodbye afterwards, and now she comes to eat what kind of sour gas, what kind of vinegar is it......"

Yes, at this time, it is said that Li Hongmei is here to be jealous, where does this woman get her confidence.

Li Hongmei didn't pay attention to her, turned around, and beckoned to Xiao San'er not far away.

"San'er, sister can tell you, today I will teach you a trick, to destroy people, that is very easy. Oh, you squat down now, and in this way, I will destroy you in one move. ”

Everyone didn't understand what kind of trouble she was going to make with this new daughter-in-law. However, it seems to be a little interesting to look at. So some people looked at it with interest.

San'er is a curious age, and when he hears that there is something fun, how can he be polite.

At that moment, he was half-squatting, squatting in front of Li Hongmei as Li Hongmei said.

Li Hongmei coldly glanced at Zhao Di and Luo Mu not far away.

"Let me tell you, in this river and lake, there is a very powerful thing, called a magic skill. What does that mean? Meaning, it's just a finger, and you can't stand up anymore. Well, today, I'm going to let you learn a lesson. ”

As she spoke, Li Hongmei began to dance.

First, he recited some mantras in a god, and then he threw his hands in the air. To Erya'er, the sister-in-law at this time is like a Hercules woman, and she is about to dance the Great God Dance.

However, when everyone thought that this woman was playing around, Li Hongmei suddenly turned pale.

"Determined ......"

Just poked, and the little guy suddenly fell to the ground.

"Ah, sister-in-law......"

Everyone looked at Xiao San'er paralyzed on the ground, and they were all dumbfounded.

It's not like a fake.

Could it be that Xiao San'er was really poked soft by her sister-in-law's finger?

When everyone looked up at Li Hongmei again, they felt that this woman was really ...... It's amazing.

A finger of miraculous power.

"I don't believe it, it's your family's trick."

Unconvinced, a large man rushed out of the crowd.

He squatted in front of Li Hongmei according to the way Xiao San'er was squatting before.

Li Hongmei smiled at him, "Don't worry, I'm just poking you down, and I won't make anything low." That, it'll be fine in a while, San'er, can you move around? ”

San'er still has palpitations. As soon as he was asked, he tried to walk.

"Sister-in-law, I can go, just now, I really couldn't get up all of a sudden. It's amazing, sister-in-law, it turns out that you can do a miracle! ”

The little guy looked at her with bright eyes, and the full worship was not too obvious.

Li Hongmei proudly crossed the half-squatting man in front of her.

"Okay, I'll perform again, don't say I'm bullying you, you'll see it in a while, oh, it's coming."

As he spoke, he kept babbling as before.

The hand is also waving.

This leg also rolls together, and it is full of a jumping god.

When everyone was about to lose their patience, Li Hongmei was serious again. Suddenly, a finger poked the man's forehead.

"Ah......h

The man screamed in terror.

Suddenly, he fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

At this moment, all the onlookers were stunned.

This daughter-in-law of the Zhao family can really do a miracle.

This, this, really...... Don't be too frightened.

Li Hongmei's smug eyes looked at Luo Kong's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who were also looking at it not far away.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law suddenly woke up when they received her cold eyes.

People will turn people over with one finger, if, if, she did this to them just now, then can there be a way to live?

It's just that in an instant, Luo Mu no longer has the heart to rely on here.

She grabbed Zhao Di's hand, "Daughter-in-law, we, Gangzi is still waiting for us at home, let's, let's hurry home, let's go home." ”

Zhao Di's belly was also stiff in fright. At this time, as soon as I heard my mother-in-law say this, I also ran down the mountain.

For a while, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ran away like the wind.

The villagers were still curiously watching Li Hongmei. One by one, they stepped forward and looked at Li Hongmei with novel eyes, "Good girl, look at your thin arms and legs, I really didn't expect that you would be a kung fu master." Zhao family, you can teach us, how to practice this one-finger magic skill? ”

Li Hongmei smirked, then turned around, and suddenly yelled at Zhao Dashan seriously.

"Zhao Dashan, you tell the matter of going up the mountain in front of the big guys, let's let the big guys comment on the reason first, and later, I will teach you this principle of divine skill."

Zhao Dashan's body was shocked, but he didn't expect his daughter-in-law to tell the matter by herself at this time. However, he understood it immediately. At this time, only by telling the truth can we cause less misunderstanding among the villagers.

At that moment, Zhao Dashan said in a low voice, telling him how he was entangled by Luo Gang, had to take him up the mountain to hunt, and then Luo Gang was disobedient, acted privately, and then caused a big disaster.

He doesn't usually talk much, but now he told all the root of the matter, understood people, and knew that he was not lying.

When everyone heard it, they felt that this thing was still like this.

Then where is this the disaster caused by the Zhao family, is it obvious that it was recruited by the Luo family's Gangzi.

dragged people into the water for no reason, and now they still hit a nail target upside down, I feel that this Zhao family is really hard.

"Alas, the Zhao family, you are also angry, this Gangzi and his daughter-in-law, we can see what kind of person they are. Dashan, you take good care of your injuries, and when your injuries are healed, you can be good to your daughter-in-law and son-in-law. ”

There are people in the village who understand, and they are also quickly comforted at this time.

But there are younger people who are very curious about Li Hongmei's so-called one-finger magic skills.

Even if it's the third child and the second sister, they are in a hurry at this time.

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, hurry up and teach us a finger of divine skills, we are just curious about how your finger magic skills are organized?"

The villagers who turned around also shouted, "Yes, yes, the Zhao family, you said it, after your family said the reason for going up the mountain, you have to tell us about this one-finger miracle thing, hurry up and talk about it." ”

Li Hongmei raised her chin and looked around at the eager people around her in the style of a proud queen. Then wave your hand.

"You ...... Are you sure you want to learn? ”

This tone was reserved, and it was a little suspicious that she was digging a pit, and everyone hesitated, but still nodded.

"yes, I'm sure I want to learn."

Li Hongmei suddenly burst into a big smile, "Cough, what about this, if I say it, don't hit me in the face for a while." That, what about the mysterious thing, once it is unveiled, it will ...... It's ordinary, you know! ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at everyone. Aunt Liu was also one of the onlookers.

Looking at this girl's lively appearance, she couldn't stop having fun.

"I said the Zhao family, don't shut it up, teach us quickly, let us go out for a while."

Li Hongmei nodded vigorously and gave Aunt Liu a thumbs up.

"Yes, yes, Aunt Liu is really one of my generation. Hee-hee, that, I can tell you the truth, actually, I gave this finger a miracle and another name, called pretending to be a miracle! ”

Everyone's eyes widened, but Zhao Dashan felt a strong uneasiness. How is he, little daughter-in-law, seems to be talking something...... Not too good a thing. Sure enough, what happened next confirmed his suspicions.

"This so-called pretending to be a miracle, as the name suggests, is actually pretending, pretending to be a piano, you know. Hey hey ......"

The crowd burst out laughing.

"I didn't see it, this Zhao family is still a wonderful person. I like this way of speaking. Hey hey ......"

"That's, I told you, is the Zhao family a witch, you don't believe it. Now that I see a real person, I know that she is a fun person. Come on, Zhao family, you quickly explain to us, what kind of pretending magic is this trick. We big guys, I also understand what you mean, feelings, your so-called one-finger magic is actually pretending to be forced. Hurry up, let us learn too, and we can go out and pretend to be a fan in the future. ”

Yo da, this Aunt Liu, she actually inadvertently used modern words here, so it's quite smooth.

"Actually, I won't explain much about this so-called pretending to be a miracle, just let Aunt Liu, you come, and, who is the second girl, you come and squat. Auntie, you follow what I did before, aim at her position and poke it down, and make sure that you can pretend to succeed! ”

Everyone hula-la-la-hu, staring curiously at Aunt Liu'er performing this pretending magic skill.

The second girl opened her eyes wide, and kept watching Aunt Liu dance. Until, Aunt Liu screamed and screamed, and then poked her finger at the corner of her forehead......

"Puff...... Yes...... Puff ......"

Poor Erya'er, once again, fell in response!