Chapter 4: Spiders? How big is it?
Supreme Treasure was also a little puzzled, and looked at Lin Tian on the side, Lin Tian explained to them: "Chun Thirty Niang wants to find someone with three moles on the soles of her feet. β
The Supreme Treasure and the Second Master suddenly showed expressions of sudden realization.
Lin Tian was speechless when he looked at them like this, what do you mean by this expression, do you understand? I'll just say it and you'll find out.
At this time, the second master on the side showed an expression that you understand: "Hehe! That should be the old lover of Chun Thirty Niang, or who knows if there is a mole on the soles of the feet! β
Supreme Treasure said: "Fortunately, it is only to look at the soles of the feet, not at the buttocks." β
The second master looked at the Supreme Treasure suspiciously, "Why?" Could it be that the gang leader has three moles on his buttocks, so he is afraid? β
"No, no, no, it's not that I'm afraid, it's you who are afraid!"
The second master was even more puzzled, and looked at the Supreme Treasure with some doubts, just like a chat expression he had seen on the Internet before, and the expression of a foreign man with a question mark in confusion.
Lin Tian held back a smile, feeling that this TM was even funnier than in the movie.
Supreme Treasure said with a serious face: "You have so many prickly heat on your buttocks, not necessarily she will say that your butt is not clean, and then tell you to cut it off!" β
When the Supreme Treasure said this, he suddenly felt cold in his buttocks, and then he exclaimed: "Helper, have you peeked at my ass?" β
"Stop, I don't have that fetish, a blind man told me."
The second master turned his head to look at the blind man and said, "Blind, why are you peeking at my ass?" β
The blind man said as a matter of course: "I don't just peek at you, I peek at all the ass." β
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, but Lin Tian only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, could TMD be a!
At this moment, Chun Sanniang came over and saw that there was a lot of hair on the soles of the Supreme Treasure, and wondered: "Why do you have so many hairs on the soles of your feet?" β
Supreme Treasure teased: "I don't just have a lot of hair here, I grow more there!" β
Chun Thirty Niang saw that the Supreme Treasure Realm dared to tease herself, so she grabbed his ball of hair, pulled it hard, and uprooted it directly. The soles of the Supreme Treasure's feet hurt, but he didn't dare to scream.
Chun Thirty Niang said with a playful smile: "You mean that your hair is very lush there!" β
When Supreme Treasure heard the words of Chun Thirty Niang, there was a cool feeling below.
"It's not! I'm just saying that except for the length of my head and feet. β
Looking at the Supreme Baochun Thirty Niang, who was convicted, she said coldly: "Hmph! Starting today, you're going to check on the people who pass by day and night. β
"Check ...... What to look for? Supreme Treasure said with a confused expression.
"If you find someone with three moles on the soles of your feet, notify me immediately!"
Chun Thirty Niang walked up to Lin Tian and looked at him.
"How are you standing?"
Lin Tian is embarrassed, can I say that I am brushing up on my sense of existence? He didn't dare to say this, so he thought about it in his heart, so he learned from them to lie down honestly, exposing the soles of his feet, and let her check them.
After Chun Thirty Niang checked him, she turned around and left.
A few people next to Lin Tian asked in surprise, "How do you know that she is looking for someone with three moles on the soles of her feet?" β
"I'm Lin Daxian, I'll come out with a little bit of a finger," Lin Tian pretended to be profound.
The people around him looked at him with idolatrous eyes, even the Supreme Treasure, which made him a little embarrassed.
The Supreme Treasure suddenly rejoiced: "Master Lin, is that okay with me tonight?" β
Lin Tian nodded slightly, thinking that this time he was out of play, if they told Chun Thirty Niang what kind of god they were, wouldn't this be over.
Everyone got up and prepared to go back to rest.
The second master suddenly said solemnly: "Helper...... Aren't we robbed? But was bullied like this by a woman, if this is spread out to our peers, how can we mix in the road in the future? β
Supreme Treasure pondered for a moment and said: "Mingdao and famous guns can't fight her, or let's come to Yin, use stun incense at night, and then ...... First strong women and then kill, and then women and then kill! β
"That's a great idea!" The second master exclaimed.
"Nice, isn't it? Then you'll go tonight. β
"Huh?"
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Clickββββ!
Late at night, a figure quietly approached the door and window of a room, slowly took out the props for blowing smoke, licked his finger and poked a hole in the window paper, and then blew into the dizziness.
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At the same time, Lin Tian, who was asleep, dreamed that he was in a dark cave.
Tick tock......
Suddenly, a woman's voice sounded.
"Did you find someone with three moles?"
Immediately, Lin Tian was awakened by this dream, and he exclaimed: How could I achieve this dream? Isn't this the dream of the Supreme Treasure?
"Is Xiaoxi here?" Lin Tian wanted to ask what was going on.
"Hello master, what's the matter with Xiaoxi?" Xiao Xi still smiled as always.
"Xiaoxi, why did I dream of the Supreme Treasure in the plot?" Lin Tian wondered.
"Master, this is the need for the task, but the master can live well for a year."
Lin Tian suddenly wanted to say: I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not.
Suddenly, a scream came from outside, Lin Tian immediately went out to take a look, and the corners of his mouth twitched, because he saw a funny Bibao running with his hands on the ground, which was faster than running with his legs, running towards the place where the scream came from.
Lin Tian knew that this was the spring thirty lady who was stunned and turned into his original form, thinking about the big spider spirit, Lin Tian immediately ran away, he just wanted to find a place to hide now.
At this moment, a figure ran from the Supreme Treasure, knocked him to the ground, and shouted.
"Spider! β¦β
Supreme Treasure looked at the figure and turned out to be the second master, so he scolded: "How many adults are you, are you still afraid of spiders?" β
"What a big spider!" The second master continued to shout.
Hearing this, the Supreme Treasure was puzzled, "How big is it?" β
When Supreme Treasure turned around and wanted to take a look, he saw a spider five or six times larger than a normal man in front of him, and he was stunned.
Then the great spider struck at him with its limb grasp, and the Supreme Treasure once again used his amazing arm strength to run.
"I usually tell you to be clean and clean more, but now the spiders raised are bigger than me! What should I do? β
Then a comic scene happened, that is, the Supreme Treasure ran the big spider to chase ......
In the end, the Supreme Treasure was still caught.
"Help! Someone's coming! I'm here! The captured Supreme Treasure shouted loudly, hoping that someone would come soon to save him.
"Hurry up ......!"
The Axe Gang hurriedly rushed over with torches, and saw a big spider stunned there, not daring to get on!
The second master knew how terrible this spider was, so he pretended not to be afraid and said, "It's nothing, isn't it just a big spider!" β
When everyone heard the words of the second master, they were amazed again and again, and suddenly Lin Tian kicked the second master out directly from behind.