When I walked out of the office, I realized that I had already gone to class, and I didn't know how long I had been asleep.

Dispelled the idea of going back to the classroom to have a look, and prepared to wait to go to the small hospital to find a way to get a medical record.

When I passed by the playground, I found that a class was moving freely, and there was an extremely good-looking girl who was chasing a boy and talking something.

The girl trotted all the way to keep up with the boy's pace, which seemed a little hard, but she smiled brightly, as if she was happy with the whole spring in her heart, while the boy seemed extremely impatient, and kept a straight face, wishing that the girl would be far away from him.

The two classmates sitting by the flower bed kept sighing.

One of them looked at the girl stupidly and sighed and said, "Tell me why the goddess of the iceberg is so enthusiastic when she meets Lan Xiaosheng?" I just want to use my hot face to stick to other people's cold butts! Mourn its misfortune and be angry with it! ”

"Childhood sweethearts! And Chu Xiaosheng is not comparable to you and me, which one is not better than you in terms of appearance, knowledge, and family background? ”

"But...... But I'm just distressed! My iceberg goddess shouldn't be like this! This is not the iceberg goddess I want! ”

"Shhhh Wake up! Your iceberg goddess may have been tired of being played by others, and now she kicks it open, just waiting for an honest and loyal receiver like you to take over! ”

"You! Don't insult my iceberg goddess! But...... Do I really look honest and loyal? ”

"Well, sort of!"

"Then I'll have to change it quickly! I don't want to be a pick-up man! ”

"Then you have to go to the country of sticks......"

"Can I raise donations?"

"It's really not good, and it's okay at home......"

"Won't the silicone fall off?"

"You don't have breast augmentation......"

Hua Yunjian listened to a little gossip for a while, and despised these two dicks in her heart, then despised Lan Xiaosheng, and finally despised that girl.

That girl is very famous in school, her reputation is almost comparable to Hua Yunjian, her figure and appearance are perfect, and she is the best body that all men dream of, but she is cold, and she looks like she loves to ignore anyone, cold, so she has a nickname in school: Iceberg Goddess.

However, when the goddess of the iceberg met Lan Xiaosheng, the iceberg became a volcano, but the goddess was intentional, and King Xiang was unintentional.

Alas! Speaking of which, this incident is a pain in the hearts of almost all the male compatriots in the Ninth Middle School, and almost everyone shouted to Lan Xiaosheng in their hearts: Let go of that girl and let me come!

The goddess of the iceberg is called Jiang Shuli, a sophomore in high school this year, with a very nice and meaningful name, every time I hear this name, I have an urge to chant poetry.

"It's a pity, it's a pity!" Hua Yunjian shook his head, put his hand in his pocket, and was about to leave the school, but when he passed the school gate, he was stopped by the doorman teacher.

"During class time, you are not allowed to leave the school!"

Hua Yunjian shrugged his nose and said arrogantly: "I am ordered to leave the school, I don't believe you called Director Xi!" ”

The doorman teacher stared at Hua Yunjian suspiciously for a long time before entering the guard room, and after a while, he came out and opened the small door, and after Hua Yunjian whistled out of the school gate, he said: "Since I am sick, I will honestly go to the doctor, and I will be swaying all day long, this is going to take the college entrance examination, and I don't know how to cherish time?" ”

Chu Zhao stopped, didn't look back, took his hand out of his coat pocket, stopped whistling, and then left in an orderly manner.

The janitor shook his head and sighed, "How did a good child become like this?" Alas...... What a shame......"

I went to the parking lot to find my own car, and by the way, I despised the cars of other people around me, "What's the big deal?" No, you still use the same parking space as me? It's all free, who's afraid of who? Hum! ”

There is only one old Chinese medicine doctor in the small medical hall, and his medical skills are good, and he used to come to him for diagnosis and treatment when he was sick, but every time he was cured, he would go to the hospital to bury the doctor, saying that other people's medical skills were not good, and the disease could have been cured in two days, but it had to take three or five days.

The old Chinese medicine doctor just laughed every time, but her granddaughter hated Hua Yunjian very much.

But I should be in school today, and the granddaughter of the old Chinese medicine doctor is not there.

Some cold hands on the pulse of the flowers and clouds, but there was a sense of security in the flowers, and several times the flowers and clouds wanted to ask the old Chinese medicine "Tiansha Lone Star" if it was a disease, and whether it could be cured.

The old Chinese medicine doctor closed his eyes and carefully felt his pulse, and only after listening for a long time did he open his eyes and said gently: "There is nothing wrong with your body, not only is there nothing wrong, but it is much stronger than when you came the first few times, and it is good for young people to exercise more." ”

Hua Yunjian stared at the old Chinese medicine doctor with disdain on his face and said: "No wonder others say that you are a quack, it turns out that you are really a quack, I am obviously terminally ill, and you still say that I am not sick?" You're trying to wait until I'm completely hopeless and let me die, aren't you? Do you know what you call it? It's murder! If I go to sue you, you're going to go to jail, you know? ”

"When did you change your name?" The old Chinese medicine doctor asked with some confusion.

"Change your name? What changed the name? I don't change my name or surname! ”

"Didn't you just say you called 'someone else'? Did I hear it wrong? ”

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"Old man, I don't care so much, anyway, you have to show me that I'm sick today! Whether it's a cold or flu, enteritis, rhinitis, appendicitis, as long as you can see the disease, and then give me a medical record certificate, then I guarantee it! I promise not to trouble you again in the future! ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor hadn't spoken yet, but the people around him had already exploded.

"I'm afraid this kid is really sick!"

"But it's certainly not a cold!"

"It's not enteritis, rhinitis, appendicitis!"

"I look like psychopath!"

"That's it! Must be psychotic! How can anyone who is not sick have to ask a doctor to show him that he is sick? ”

"Haha, it's so funny, I posted a DY, and there are already ten likes!"

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Hua Yunjian grabbed the old Chinese medicine doctor, nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" It's psychosis! You're going to give me a mental record! ”

"I'm afraid this kid is crazy!"

"What a psychopath!"

"That's right!" Hua Yunjian patted his chest and said proudly: "I'm mentally ill!" I'm mentally ill and I'm proud! I'm funny for the people! ”

"Wow!"

The old Chinese medicine doctor threw Hua Yunjian a piece of paper, only to see what was written on the paper: intermittent paranoia, there may be a riot at any time, do unexpected things, the diagnosis is correct, hereby prove!

Then there is Hua Yunjian's name and age, as well as the name and date of the medical center, which is also stamped with the official seal.

This is a baby!

Hua Yunjian stuffed the medical records into his arms, raised his head and shook his legs arrogantly, and said: "Old man, even if you know each other, I will have less trouble with you in the future!" ”

After speaking, he pushed open the door of the small hospital and strode towards the street.