I listened to this big man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist talking a little interesting, very talkative, straight talking, without any heart.

Zhao Banxian and I got on a tricycle.

While driving, listening to his words, he said in the front, and the two of us sat in the back and listened.

This old brother's name is Li Daniu, he is really like his name, tall and strong, simple rural baby, who has been working in the city for more than ten years, and is more than Chinese New Year's Eve years old now, so he only saved money to buy this three-wheeled motorcycle to run a business.

He complained to us, now business is getting more and more difficult to do, cars are popular, there are no cars, they also have motorcycles and trams, there is not much business in a day, and they are all talking about the little things of daily life, spitting bitterness.

I listened for a while and couldn't help but interrupt him: "Did you come to our tattoo parlor and encounter something strange?" Running a night car is easy to hit something unclean. ”

Li Daniu touched his head, smiled honestly, and said: "Actually, it's not a big deal, I encounter some small troubles, I always feel that there is a person sitting in my car." ”

Someone in the car?

I was surprised, and instinctively twisted my buttocks, as if on pins and needles, and looked around in the car, and indeed felt a little weird and cold, as if something was watching us in the car.

"When?" I hesitated and tightened my collar.

"About a few weeks ago, I could occasionally see a baby in the rearview mirror." Li Daniu said, "I didn't pay attention at first, but gradually found that at two or three o'clock in the morning, when I was running a night car, I passed through the rearview mirror and saw a little baby playing in my car, playing with the bell on the car, crawling up in the car, but as soon as I looked back, I didn't see it, it was particularly infiltrating, you know, this big night." ”

Ghost Baby?

I pondered it for a moment.

He runs a night train in the early morning, which is hard and easy to run into unclean things, but how can he have a baby?

I thought for a while and said, "In your case, it's obvious that there are fierce spirits on this three-wheeled motorcycle, and you have driven and killed people before?" ”

Li Daniu shook his head again and again, was startled, patted his chest and said: Absolutely not, I usually abide by the law and drive, and I am very careful when driving, not to mention hitting and killing people, not even scratching.

What's going on here?

I think he's in trouble with this, there's really a yin spirit in the car?

"Especially recently." Li Daniu said in shock: "When I drive, I always feel that someone is lying behind me, or sitting in my arms, cold, crawling on me, on my neck, and on my chest, there is a row of small tooth marks, as if I want to feed." ”

I was shocked, and when I looked at him from behind, there was a row of tiny beast fangs on the right side of his neck.

Is this treating you like a?

I thought to myself, I don't know where the little baby spirit came from, but such a strange thing is really infiltrating.

When Zhao Banxian heard this, he suddenly interjected and asked, "Then when you were driving, were you blinded by ghosts?" It's the kind where your eyes suddenly go dark and you can't see anything. ”

Li Daniu shook his head again and again after hearing this, and said: No, if the driver's eyes were black, he would have crashed a long time ago.

Zhao Banxian nodded and said: "Since there is no ghost to cover his eyes, then I understand, it is estimated that it is a noisy baby spirit, it does not cover your eyes, it means that it is not a fierce spirit, it doesn't want to harm you, just play in your car, but you know, this thing has been in the car, and it is not a good thing." ”

Everyone understands.

Ghosts stay with people a lot, and the yin energy is too strong, which will make the living languishing, and it will also turn black in the hall, and the bad people will have yang energy.

But it's really not a big deal, I see that this Li Daniu is indeed a good person, so I said: "Then I'll give you a tattoo to suppress evil spirits, drive that dirty thing away, and make you dare not come to you." ”

"Okay, good, it's the best, I believe in this thing very much, especially this tooth mark on my body, which is infiltrating." Li Daniu nodded again and again, and suddenly remembered something, and said: "That little brother's ghost baby has left, and it has no place to live, hasn't it become a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, and its soul is scattered?" ”

"Yes, it's a lonely ghost, even if it's not in your car, it will continue to slowly dissipate." Zhao Banxian interjected.

This time, Li Daniu was unwilling, and said excitedly: "That's not good!" Can you give it a good home? Give me a little bit of overdue, you see, it didn't hurt me, and even I've had a lot of luck lately, and I've picked up money. ”

These words made me cry and laugh instantly.

I'm a tattoo master, and if I exceed this thing, I have to go to the temple, a monk who really has the ability.

I was speechless in my heart, and persuaded: "It's not a way to go on like this, it's not a matter for that dirty thing to stay in the car, it affects your health, you see, you have been bitten by a ghost baby, I will give you two choices now, first, I will tattoo you a demon to ward off evil spirits, and drive it away, second, I will tattoo a ghost exorcist for you directly, and directly give it a death, the baby's yin spirit is very weak." ”

"Nope! I don't choose either! Li Daniu suddenly roared very excitedly, which startled me instantly.

I was silent and asked, "Is that ghost baby your son?" ”

As soon as my words fell, the two people next to me instantly spoke at the same time.

Zhao Banxian said: "It's not his son." ”

Li Daniu said: "It's my son." ”

I glanced at Zhao Banxian dumbfounded, and asked in surprise: "Do you know other people's sons?" Everyone himself admitted that it was his son. ”

Zhao Banxian heard Li Daniu's answer, looked at him and said, "How can that ghost baby be your son, you are clearly still a virgin!" ”

Burst!

I almost squirted out a mouthful of water.

Everyone is in their thirties, Zhao Banxian, you still slander people like this, but Zhao Banxian said to me, he can really see it, I am not calm in my heart, and I still have this effect on people's faces?

"Don't doubt it, you can see it." Zhao Banxian glanced at me, turned his head and asked Li Daniu, and said, "Don't lie to us, you haven't touched a woman, how can you have a child?" ”

Li Daniu's face turned red and said: It's my son!

I thought there was something strange about this matter, and asked Li Daniu, but he began to hide and choke and didn't speak, so he held back and went to the door of the hospital.

Listen, there's really no way around it.

"Then let's get off, Brother Da Niu, this matter of you, if you don't spread it out, it will be more difficult to solve." I gave the car money, patted Li Daniu on the shoulder, and walked to the door of the hospital with Zhao Banxian.

After entering the hospital, facing the bright white light, Zhao Banxian said to me: "It's strange, what a strange Li Daniu, obviously an old virgin, poor ** silk, how can a woman have a son without touching it, or a ghost baby lying on the car and playing?" ”

He couldn't figure it out, and I couldn't figure it out, so he followed his memory to the ward again.

Knock knock!

"Who?" There was a voice from the ward.

"It's me."

There was a sound of rustling on the other side of the door, and after waiting for a while, the door gradually opened, and Mo Xiaoxi and Chen Yu stood in the ward in disheveled clothes, their faces flushed, and their faces still charming.

"You are" I was momentarily confused.

Mo Xiaoxi slowly buttoned the button and said calmly: "Dirty men always have dirty thoughts, you know, Chen Yu has that kind of disease, and she can't find a man here to aggravate her condition, but she really can't bear it, so I helped her." ”

Me: ""

After being stunned for a few seconds, he changed his opinion of Mo Xiaoxi a lot.

even gave her a thumbs up in his heart, and sure enough, the heart of the doctor's parents still sacrificed their lives to seek righteousness and treat patients, which completely implemented socialist values!

Mo Xiaoxi looked at me and said very calmly: "The human skin has been given to you, is it for Miss Chen Yu to come here now?" ”

I nodded.

"Please." Mo Xiaoxi nodded at me, tidied up her white coat, and slowly left the ward, then glared at Zhao Banxian and motioned for him to leave.

After the two of them left, I looked at Chen Yu, who was blushing, leaving only the two of us with big eyes and small eyes.