There is a god three feet up.

Do you believe it?

……

When Cha Duoyu was standing on the street of the bar and chatting with a handsome guy in a white suit, someone happened to be watching the evening news in a room next to him.

"Here are two simulcast alerts."

"The Ministry of Defense of Fuso recently issued a statement saying that the country has suffered a wide range of monster attacks, Waseda University was occupied by basilisks, and a monster with black hair and green eyes appeared in Osaka, and the source is initially suspected to have appeared in Mt. Fuji. The National Defense Self-Defense Force has now been dispatched to remind citizens that it is best not to go out at night to reduce unnecessary casualties. According to preliminary statistics, at least 3,000 people have died in this monster attack, and many people are still missing. ”

"Yesterday, the Superfactor Testing Center of the Academy of Life Sciences announced a new discovery that a new type of energy factor extracted from the air can be absorbed by the human body and may become a catalyst for human evolution."

A new type of energy factor has emerged in the air?

I didn't find it before, but I suddenly extracted it yesterday, which is strange, right? In fact, it is not surprising, because after the opening of the Yellow Spring Passage, an emergency meeting was also held on the Nine Heavens.

At the foot there is the Yellow Spring of the Difu.

Then, if you look up, there must be a god.

The Three Realms, the Three Realms, must be divided into the human world, the underworld, and the immortal court.

The fairy court is above the nine heavens outside the firmament, the land of Hongmeng, there is an attic in the center of Hongmeng, and there is a conference room on the top floor of the attic, surrounded by fairy energy, and the fairy fruits on the conference table are piled up.

A white-bearded old man, sitting in the middle, with a sad face, his voice was almost hoarse: "Eat, eat, eat, you know to eat, don't you see the meeting?" Can't you just listen to me? You are also immortals, big and small, can you have some quality? ”

The fat old man next to him, with the four big characters of Jiuyao Xingguan printed on the back of his clothes, the old man took a sip of immortal wine Qiongjiu, clicked his mouth, shook his head and said: "What's so worrying, isn't it just that Huangquan has made a hole in the world?" Just plug it up! ”

As soon as the fat old man spoke, someone on the other side scolded him.

"Don't be afraid to flash to your waist when you say big things."

"Bragging, not drafting."

"I'm afraid the Nine Yao Star Officials are not talking in their dreams." The strong man with the Moon Wandering God written on his back put his feet on the table and buckled them vigorously, "It's really that simple, let's get together and have a fart meeting." ”

Seeing that the scene was a little stiff, the Risu Tianjun, who was next to the Moon Wandering God, looked like a peacemaker, and played a round with a smile: "The meeting is still going to be opened, the Hundred Ghosts and Rakshasas are night walkers, this matter can be big or small, you can't ignore it, you can't ignore it." It's too indulgent, and something big will happen, but you have to pay attention to ways and means to manage it. ”

"You're afraid that the resentment in the world is too heavy, and you don't have time to play cards, the 10,000 immortal stones you owed me last time shouldn't be forgotten by you in the dog's belly." Fairy Ehuang glared at the Heavenly Monarch viciously, and it seemed that she might slap the table at any time.

"You people, can't you get down to business? Is it easy for the Immortal Emperor to convene everyone for a meeting, don't divert the topic, what should I do with the opening of the Huangquan chisel, the opening of the Huangquan chisel? Changqin Dizun slapped the table vigorously and said loudly, at first glance, it was the cronies of the Immortal Emperor.

"What should I do?"

"Huh!"

"What about love."

"Anyway, we have three clear views, no one, no effort, and no leisure."

"I declare in advance, no matter what the result is, don't look for me, I'm not available!" Venerable Sanqing said coldly.

The female Ying Fairy frowned: "Isn't the matter of Huangquan in the hands of the Ancestor Bodhisattva?" He won't plug it himself? Say a thousand things and ten thousand, this matter has something to do with us! ”

"Wan Zu has retired, and he just finished the formalities a few days ago, and now he doesn't know where to go. The underworld can't count on it, they are holding some kind of democratic election, and they will elect the first Bodhisattva by themselves, hey, let them go. The Immortal Emperor grabbed his white hair and said with a headache, "Hurry up and deal with these troubles, I will also apply for retirement next year, whoever of you likes to be the Immortal Emperor will be the one, it's so exciting!" ”

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, just draw lots."

"Whoever catches, who will deal with it."

"Fair and just." Xi and God looked impatient.

"You think it's a playhouse? Catch me, I'm not going either, childish! The spring god said coldly.

"Don't count me in."

"Busy!" Qiu Shen took it and hurriedly picked up the conversation.

"What is the noise, can you be quieter at a meeting, Lao Tzu hasn't slept for fifty years, I'm almost sleepy, I want to go out and make noise." The Golden Cicada Saint Monarch roared and almost kicked the table over, "Aren't you just afraid of cause and effect? It's all gutless rats! Wrap up a lot of cause and effect, you can die! ”

"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back."

"You can do it, you can go."

"Look at what you can do."

"If you want to sleep, go home and go to sleep."

"What a stink?"

The quarrel in the conference room escalated instantly, almost toppling the attic, and later, the sound of slapping tables and kicking chairs was endless.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

At the end of the table, the Nine Heavens Xuannu, who had the lowest rank of immortal officials and had never spoken, suddenly raised her eyebrows and shouted coldly at the sharp voice: "You are all ancestors, you are all masters, no one wants to care, so don't care." They handle their own affairs in the world. ”

"I suggest that the Immortal Court also open an opening in the world, send some immortal energy to the world, and then throw some magic weapons to them from time to time. As long as the human world has the ability to protect itself, it is not swallowed up by the Hundred Ghost Rakshasas, and a certain balance is reached. ”

"Isn't the core of the Heavenly Dao balance?"

"Isn't it the duty of our Immortal Court to manage the Three Realms, try to balance the Three Realms, and not cause chaos!"

"When the election in the other place is over, the mess will still give them the first bodhisattva who was voted on, and it just so happens that you can also look at the other party's means."

"Three birds with one stone!"

The conference room fell silent for a moment.

Everyone was shocked by the idea.

Then immediately start thinking about the pros and cons.

"Send immortal energy to the world?"

"Throwing magic weapons to the world?"

"To whom?"

"Throw it to whom?" Some immortal officials began to raise objections.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu looked at this immortal official like an idiot: "What are you worried about?" The immortal qi is naturally evenly stained with rain and dew, whoever gets the magic weapon is counted, whoever has a deep fortune will get it, and the way of heaven will be distributed very well, so many things. ”

"If you don't like to do it, then I'll do it!"

In a split second.

The conference room became silent, and the hearts of all the immortal officials lit up suddenly: "Why did this girl of the Nine Heavens Xuannu come up with such an idea?" Send fairy energy? Throwing magic weapons? ”

The fairy court is boundless.

There are good times in fairy energy,

The magic weapon is even more uneven.

It can be said that those who are stronger than the world are considered immortal, and the immortal gate where she is located is the famous magic weapon factory of the fairy court.

Not to mention anything else, there are so many exhaust gases emitted every day in the magic treasure factory! In which year was he not fined a million immortal stones by Miluo Palace? There are also those defective products, outdated magic weapons, and garbage that are about to be scrapped, which fairy gate is not piled up, and there is no place to throw it.