Chapter 53: 'Lu Fan's Memorial Meeting (4)'
Gradually, the speed at which the blood-red slimes reunited began to slow down, as if this immortality was not endless, but had some kind of tipping point-like limit.
Lu Fan, who was aware of this, jumped off the back of the dark golden scorpion and casually picked up a red rock at his feet that was no longer wriggling.
After one glance, a box pops up.
γMagic Stone.γ
Kind: Material
Quality: Rare
Description: Required items to enter a quest...... Of course I lied to you! (funny)]
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Just when Lu Fan was a little speechless, the stone in his hand, which had been motionless, trembled slightly, and then began to attract and absorb the true yuan in his body.
"Damn?! What the hell?! β
Shocked, Lu Fan subconsciously threw the red stone in his hand.
However, what Lu Fan never expected was that the red stone thrown by him shot back at a very fast speed in mid-air!
Not only that, but the blood-red stones that surrounded him, and even spread throughout the entire Gobi Wilderness, seemed to be pulled by some mysterious force, and they turned into blood-colored streamers and shot towards him.
In the blink of an eye, Lu Fan had been completely submerged in blood-red stones!
After coming into contact with Lu Fan's body, the blood-red stones began to frantically attract and absorb the true element in Lu Fan's body, and as the number of blood-red stones gathered more and more in the future, the force of attraction and absorption became more and more violent.
Lu Fan, who was in the center surrounded by blood-red stones, felt this the most, but in a single breath, more than thirty percent of the true yuan in his body had been devoured.
In addition to being frightened, Lu Fan opened his mouth to 'spit out magic skills'.
"Fighting ......"
However, after only spitting out a single word, he was gagged by the surging blood-red stones......
At this moment, Lu Fan was sad and angry in his heart!
Don't let Lao Tzu meet the author of this pit daddy game!!
Subsequently, in just a few seconds, the true element in Lu Fan's body had been completely absorbed, and the increasingly powerful oppressive force that followed also squeezed and deformed Lu Fan's body, which was now harder than steel, and finally turned into a pile of blood foam.
A second before he lost consciousness, Lu Fan vaguely heard a voice full of anger.
"Disturb the master's sleeper, dead !!"
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In the outside world, with Lu Fan's 'death', the monster army also followed and disappeared into rolling black sand.
And after seeing this abnormal situation, the two elf girls were stunned for a moment, and ran away very simply.
After all, if Lu Fan couldn't cope with the situation, they wouldn't be able to cope with it even more, so instead of giving up their lives in vain, it was better to retreat strategically first.
How do you say that...... Ah yes! Stay in the green mountains and don't be afraid of no firewood!
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After squeezing Lu Fan to death, the blood-red stones that had been piled up into a mountain-sized pile of stones gradually turned into a ...... composed entirely of stones under a burst of wriggling Turtles?
Well, just from the appearance, it looks like a turtle made of dark red rocks, and on the back of this mountain-like dark red rock turtle, there is a volcano that seems to be erupting.
The crimson crater continued to swallow thick black smoke, and after a while, the thick black fog had occupied the entire Gobi wilderness.
The dark red rock turtle in the center of the black fog had no follow-up movements, but just crawled quietly on the Gobi, as if guarding something behind it......
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In the battle conference room of the Realm of Mystery.
At this moment, twelve 'Lu Fan' in military uniforms stood on a staircase, with solemn faces, all wearing white filial piety cloth on their heads and black armbands on their arms.
This image can be described by an idiom - wearing linen and filial piety.
As for the reason, it is naturally because Lu Fan is dead again.
And above the heads of the twelve military uniforms 'Lu Fan', a banner with black letters on a white background was pulled, which read: 'Lu Fan Memorial Conference (4)'.
All in all, the atmosphere at the scene was sad and solemn, and if it weren't for the very sassy '(4)' on the banner, it is estimated that others would have believed it.
"Good, good! That's it, don't move! Shoot! Shoot! One, two, three, eggplant! β
Click!
As the shutter of the camera sounded, and after a flash of light, twelve Lu Fan in military uniforms ran down the steps one after another, and gathered around the director 'Lu Fan' who was standing behind a camera and wearing black sunglasses.
"How? What do you think? How's the shot? "Yes, yes! Can you sell it for money? "Don't swallow it for money after selling it!" Say it's a tie! "I don't want my share, it should be enough to pay you back, right?" ββ¦β¦
In the face of the gossip inquiries of the military uniform 'Lu Fan', after the director 'Lu Fan' looked at the photo in his hand, his face suddenly darkened, and he scolded: "Buy a fart for money!" I said that I told you to keep your expressions, what are you smiling at?! What a tear-jerking memorial scene, you guys made it a farewell party! What does this make me do to fool those idiots?! I don't know if tearjerker is the selling point this year?! β
The words of the scolding made the uniformed 'Lu Fan' all shut their mouths, and after a long while, the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' asked in a weak tone: "Isn't it the eggplant you said at the end?" β
After director 'Lu Fan' was stunned for a moment, his face suddenly turned red, and he yelled at 'Lu Fan' in No. 01 military uniform as if he was a little annoyed: "What are you talking about?!" You still talk back when you say two sentences, don't you?! It's against you! Double the interest! β
The debt-ridden No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' was suddenly stunned, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, don't!" It's all our fault! It's all our fault! Let's shoot again! Would you like to shoot again? β
The timely weakness of the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' made the director 'Lu Fan', who had exposed his professional qualities, feel a little better, and he couldn't help but snort and said: "Hmph! That's pretty much it!. β
Then, he glanced at the photo in his hand again, maybe he felt that if he took it again, he would expose more, maybe he was in a hurry to play cards, in short, the director 'Lu Fan' squinted at the surrounding military uniforms 'Lu Fan', and after thinking about it deeply, he said seriously: "Although you messed up, in addition to tear-jerking these years, suspense is also very selling!"
Speaking of this, director 'Lu Fan' didn't know what he suddenly remembered, and suddenly slapped his face excitedly and said, "That's right! The headline reads 'Shocked! There was a smile on the face of someone at the memorial service?! Is it a loss of humanity?! Or is it moral decay?! βγ Well! That's it! I believe that I can still deceive a lot of stupid people! β
And after listening to the director 'Lu Fan's self-talk, the surrounding military uniforms 'Lu Fan' were suddenly shocked, and the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' was even more shocked, and hurriedly slapped the horse: "High! It's really high! It is worthy of Lu Dao! It's a miracle! Admire! Admire! β
After the surrounding military uniforms 'Lu Fan' came back to their senses, they also hurriedly echoed, "Yes, yes, yes!" Lu Dao is Lu Dao! Terrible! Terrible! "The last time Director Lu filmed, 'one will succeed and ten thousand bones will wither', but I was thrilled to see it! "That's right! That's right! I've watched them all more than a dozen times! "That's! Our Director Lu is a powerful director! ββ¦β¦
In the face of the sloppy slapping horses of many 'Lu Fan' in military uniforms, the director 'Lu Fan's heart was extremely inflated, and he had completely forgotten his previous comic behavior.
Standing in the middle of the many military uniforms 'Lu Fan', the director 'Lu Fan' simply had his nostrils facing the sky, but he pretended to be modest and said: "Don't dare to be!" Don't dare to be! Who made us the chief graduate of 'Lu Fan Film Academy'! These are as they should be! You're welcome! β
All in all, after a lot of monkey winning, director 'Lu Fan' walked out of the war conference room with his camera in eight steps to deceive those ignorant consumers.
And the twelve uniformed 'Lu Fan' also remembered their essential work, and hurriedly sat around the round table to discuss the battle plan 'seriously'.
However, after the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' asked 'everyone to talk about their opinions', after a short silence, the conference room sounded 'Report boss, I have an urgent need to pee!' 'Report the Boss!' My stomach hurts! 'Report the Boss!' My wife is giving birth! 'Report the Boss!' I forgot to turn off the gas when I went out! ββ¦β¦ And so on and so forth.
As a result, in less than a minute, only the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' was left in the entire huge combat conference room.
"A bunch of pig teammates!" Looking at the empty combat conference room, the No. 01 military uniform 'Lu Fan' silently took out his PS machine after scolding angrily.
As for the combat scenario...... Love, what's the matter! Anyway, Lu Fan can't die.