Chapter 8 People pretend to be ghosts to scare ghosts to death
The guy was so out of shape that I pinched him on the arm in a fit of rage, "Make you laugh!" Go on! ”
His laughter stopped abruptly, but he didn't push me away, just snorted coldly, "Do you use some strength?" Such a carelessness is the same as a mosquito bite. ”
"Bah, if you tell me to work hard, I'll work hard? The old lady is not! I stuck out my tongue and let go of my hand, if it weren't for the fact that my hands were white from the exertion, I really wanted to pinch them a little longer.
But after this trouble, I was sure that he wouldn't hurt me, and if he really wanted to, he wouldn't have to keep me here, and he didn't seem to be angry.
You know, I just used the strength to feed, so much so that my fingers are still swollen and sore.
"You are obviously younger than me, but you always like to call yourself an old lady, I really don't understand you!" He scratched his head and said with a smile, "Isn't it particularly quite a girl?" Can't wait to have a baby with me? ”
How does this guy's brain circuit grow? I kicked him in the leg, but why was this guy so hard, it felt like his foot was about to shatter, his center of gravity was unstable, and he stumbled and fell to the ground.
"Hahaha...... is so stupid, and he doesn't weigh how many pounds and taels he has, and he dares to ...... Feed...... Are you okay! ”
I held back my tears, but the tears still couldn't stop flowing outward, and I hated him even more in my heart, it hurt me to death, how could it be okay?
He squatted down, grabbed my foot by force, and took off his shoes.
"Ah...... Ay...... It doesn't hurt anymore? I watched in disbelief as he helped me put on my shoes and helped me up without saying a word.
"What method did you use? Why doesn't it hurt all at once? ”
He glanced at me coldly, "Help you restore the bones, of course it will hurt if it is misaligned just now!" ”
Nima can also misalign his bones with a kick?! I walked a few steps in disbelief, noticed that it didn't hurt at all, and immediately jumped a few times and felt good.
"Yes, I didn't expect you to have this skill in massaging bones!"
"Stop talking nonsense, come with me."
I deftly dodged his outstretched hand, looked at his surprised expression, and crossed my waist.
"No, you answer my question first, am I dead?"
I don't care about his story, I just want to make sure what state I'm in, soul or human?
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and even then I could see that he wanted to laugh, but I held back, but my burning eyes were fixed on his eyes, and the feeling was a little numb, and the jewel-like pupils were like lakes under the stars at night, and the breathtaking beauty made me swallow a few times subconsciously.
"Looking at your expression, I can also know that you are committing a nymphomaniac, after all, Uncle Ben is so handsome!"
"You're really thick-skinned, do you say you're handsome?"
This guy is still quite handsome if he doesn't speak, but as soon as he speaks, it's annoying, and I can see through this arrogant attribute at a glance, not only that, but this guy is also arrogant and unreasonable, and very arrogant.
"You have one in front of you, but my handsomeness is a well-known thing in the underworld, so it's not a boast, why do you have a thick face?"
"Okay, okay, my beautiful boy, can you stop interrupting and talking nonsense? Tell me what the hell is going on with me? ”
"You really didn't die, and you still have a part of your yang longevity."
That's what I'm waiting for, and that's the same as not being sentenced to death.
"I'm not dead, and you brought me here! That's too much, why are you doing that? ”
He snorted coldly, and a dimple faintly appeared on his cheek, which was very good-looking.
"If not, you are already dead in the hands of Xu Haimo at this moment."
Dare to love this guy and become my lifesaver?
"That's better than marrying an inseparable being, right!?"
He was neither angry nor annoyed, he just stretched out his hand and spread out his palm and hung it in front of me.
"You may not know the remaining life of your yang life, there are only three hours and twenty-seven minutes left, if you are still in the yang world now, it will be exhausted soon, and even if Xu Haimo does not appear at that time, you will die suddenly and unexpectedly. You don't have a choice, and if you don't come with me, you'll just become these ghosts. ”
Why did this guy suddenly become serious, it didn't look like he was bluffing.
I looked around, but Xiao Yan in front of me looked more like a human.
I didn't pay attention to it just now, but now I realized that we were not the only ones on this stone road.
Countless dead souls have different expressions, they are tied with iron locks by ugly-looking ghosts, and the leather whips that are raised are constantly swinging down, and some people are in different places, holding their flattened heads and staggering, if people have good and evil, then the ghosts who are not bound and bound must be a good person in life.
I took his hand, and he triumphantly raised the corners of his mouth and pulled me on.
"Hey ......"
"Who's Hey?"
Xiao ...... What are you? ”
"Me? It doesn't matter, but who I will be in the future is closely related to your fate. ”
I can't explain why this guy is always like this, but there are more and more ghosts around me at the moment, and I don't know why those ghosts always stop and look at me.
"They ......"
"Don't look at those spirits, they are just greedy for the world, and you have the smell of the living left on you, if they take away your body, you really can't return the yang."
It's over, I just met a woman who looked to be in her fifties, and she had a weird smile.
A cold hand climbed onto my shoulder, and just as I was trembling, Xiao Yan took me into his arms.
The female ghost was suddenly stunned, looked left and right, as if she couldn't see us, and turned away.
"What did I just tell you? Or do you want to hide in my arms? ”
"Self-inflicted, obviously you said it too late, I met my eyes and you told me I couldn't see it!" But I didn't push him away, I couldn't describe the feeling just now, but there was a feeling that my strength was exhausted, if he hadn't protected me in time, maybe I would really be taken by a ghost.
"If you walk by me, these ghosts will not perceive that you are alive."
"Is it because you have too much yin qi?"
"You can choose not to follow, but I can tell you responsibly – living people are delicious to them."
"Don't scare me, I, I'm dead...... Who do you marry? ”
I didn't expect to say such a thing, and my body was holding his arm tightly in fear.
"Haha...... Are you ashamed? I didn't say I had to marry you, I just fell in love with you, and I could change my mind at any time! ”
Why is this guy so annoying, he has a good skin in white.
"Xiao Yan! What kind of ability is it for you to bully me like this as a woman? ”
"I didn't bully you! Seeing that you are still not very happy, I thought that I should not find a woman anymore, anyway, a handsome man like me does not worry about finding a wife at all. ”
"You ......"
I suddenly reacted to what he just said, if I return to the Yang Realm now, I will only survive for more than three hours, not to mention whether I can cross the Nai He Bridge is a question, I am a living person! How many ghosts are there, and how many are not locked up?
"Haha...... Look at how nervous you look......"
Ignoring my resistance, he took me into his arms again and kissed me on the neck.
"What are you doing?"
"Make a mark for you, now you smell ......" He even put on a look of annoyance, slapped his nose, and looked like he was vomiting, "It's no different from evil ghosts, it's still very powerful, and ordinary ghosts will be afraid of you." ”
"What's that look on your face? Do I smell bad? "I sniffed myself in embarrassment and didn't notice anything.
He shrugged his shoulders and looked helpless, "No way, after all, you are not honest as a woman, in case I don't pay attention, which soul do you look at." ”
"Don't be afraid now? Does it work? ”
"You can give it a try!" He pushed me out of his arms.
Nima! Isn't that a pit for me?
Just as I was about to grab his arm, he disappeared out of thin air.
What made my scalp tingle even more was that there was already a large group of dead ghosts around me, and I was surprised to find that they didn't dare to look at me, and even if they accidentally did, they would leave and turn their heads to look to the side.
What's going on? Instead, I've become a ghost!?
I clapped my hands together, my heart was happy, and the corners of my mouth raised an evil smile. The ghost movies I watched before were always scary, and people were scared and angry when they watched it, and today I really want to scare these ghosts!
I raised my hands and walked towards the imps, who let out strange cries and floated away in a panic when they saw me coming!
"Hahahaha! It turns out that the ghost guts are so small! ”
Just when I was proud, someone suddenly slapped me on the back, and I instantly sweated on my head, the ghosts here are really sick, and they like to attack from behind, which will scare people to death!
Looking back, it was a woman with a graceful figure, charming appearance, and a purple gauze dress on her shoulders, I couldn't help but be a little stunned, I didn't expect that there would be such a stunning beauty in the underworld.
"Lost?"
"I ......"
Without waiting for me to speak, she took me by the hand and walked to the side of the road.
I tried to break free, but I found that the female ghost in front of me was so powerful that it locked my wrist like an iron pincer.
"Come and sit at my house, and let my three daughters entertain you."
What? What's going on, and what the hell are the three daughters? Is there anything else in the underworld?
She doesn't look just beautiful but also young, and she doesn't look like she's given birth......
An ominous premonition greeted me, and a house appeared in the place where the fog had been.
Stepping up the stairs, she pulled into it, it was like coming to another time and space, the outside is the eerie and terrifying ghost road, but the inside is the luxury of carved beams and paintings, and the stone of the vermilion column, the eyes are swept away, and the eyes are all exquisite and gorgeous, curtains made of pearls and jade, and there is a large table carved in the hall.
Where the hell is this? Where did Xiao Yan go? Am I in danger?
This woman's beauty is palpitating, but it makes me a little uncomfortable, she grabs my wrist with one hand, for fear that I will run away, even if I sit down at the moment, she will not let go.
"Daughters, come out and entertain the guests, and bring some good food and wine." Her lilac lips opened slightly, and she easily opened my hand when she had finished speaking.
At the same time, I heard the sound of the door being slammed shut, and the laughter of three women......