Chapter 40: The Unbeatable Xuanchen

"Don't move! One more move, and Lao Tzu will discount your legs! ”

Although Xuan Chen has no attack power, he is a hero after all, and when a small soldier faces a hero, the word hero alone is enough for him to be afraid.

Xiao Bing swallowed the spit, stepped on the brakes, turned his head to look at Xuan Chen, and showed a look of eating, his appearance was very funny, so funny that Xuan Chen wanted to laugh.

"Don't look at me like that, I just want you not to go out, by the way, how many people can you sit in this tank?"

Xuanchen walked over to the tank.

Pat it on.

Bang Bang Bang!

The crisp iron sheet gave Xuanchen a bold idea.

"If you sit in it, come and fish in troubled waters... Isn't it happy? ”

"What!"

When Xiao Bing heard Xuan Chen's words, he didn't even think about it, and hurriedly started the accelerator and was about to run away, but it was too late, how could Xuan Chen let him leave so easily?

If even a duck can run to the beak, then his surname is really a joke.

"Xuanchen official! Please spare me! If I take you and they find out, I'm sure I'm going to die!" ”

Xiao Bing looked bitter, who did he provoke, even if he met a Xuanchen, he even wanted to let him take him over to kill his allies.

"What? You mean, if they can kill you, I can't kill you, right? Since you don't know how to cherish the opportunity so much, then I, Xuanchen, don't mind giving you a ride. ”

Xuan Chen's face turned cold, he was disdainful of a guy who was useless to him, after all, if this kind of person was allowed to live, it would definitely be a big disaster for him.

I can't let a time bomb watch me.

"No, no, no! Xuanchen big official, the little one suddenly remembered, in fact, following a big hero like you, isn't it an honor? ”

"Really?"

Xuan Chen heard Xiao Bing's words, although he knew that he was patting on the back, but he was happy and happy, since he was happy and happy, then he could choose not to kill him, after all, he reached out and didn't hit the smiling person, this truth, people who walk the rivers and lakes must understand.

Give you face to cherish, give face and don't pretend to b.

"If one of my soldiers' words is false, then I will be stoned to death by something when I get out of the grass!"

Xiao Bing looked affectionate, and said this to Xuan Chen, Xuan Chen saw that he swore a poisonous oath, he smiled, swearing that this kind of thing is really hard to say, after all, there are too many liars now, and any liars will kill the whole family at every turn, and he really wants to slap him a few big mouths for the parents of the swearer.

Your parents gave birth to you and raised you, and you asked you to curse them?

"I hope so."

Xuan Chen walked into the tank and sat down, the little soldier wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he was fortunate to have seen a big scene, otherwise there would really be something unseemly.

As for why he dared to swear this kind of poisonous oath, it was all because Xuan Chen was also inside, in case he really hit himself with something, then he must have smashed the tank first, so... Ahem.

Xiao Bing showed a pure smile and sat in the cab, Xuan Chen sat in the co-pilot, saw that Xiao Bing's smile was wrong, and wondered: "Your expression doesn't seem right?" Do you have something to hide? ”

Belch?

"No, no, no! Xuanchen big official, why don't you believe in the small ones? The little one is right next to you now, even if I give me ten guts, I won't dare to deceive you? ”

You?

It's kind of interesting.

When this little soldier spoke, he did not follow the path of ordinary people, and obviously underwent special training.

As the saying goes, people rely on opening their mouths in the world, some rely on their own mouths to reach the pinnacle of life, and there are also because of their own mouths, towards the end of the catastrophe, so, when you go out, your own mouth, you must be able to say good things, after all, what you want to say is convincing, but also learn to be tactful, only in this way, the other party will love and hate you and can't start.

"Get the tanks out and I'm going to watch their every move."

Xuanchen lit the cigarette, but the little soldier looked at him blankly, Xuanchen spit out green smoke, smiled suspiciously, reacted and threw one in his arms.

"Smoke it, maybe this is your last bite."

What the!

The little soldier, who was originally happy, was suddenly shocked by Xuan Chen's words, if it was because he took his things, it would be the last time, then he would rather not!

"What? I'm just talking about it, and besides, didn't you say you wouldn't lie to me? Don't.. Are you lying to me? ”

This sentence gets colder and colder the more it goes, where is the creep in close contact with the hero, the first contact with the hero is probably Xuanchen, although he is a creep, he also has a certain degree of aggression, but on this battlefield, how much damage can a small soldier cause to a hero?

That's why your own minions can only charge in front, and those heroes are responsible for harvesting heads.

"No, of course I won't lie to you."

Xiao Bing left sweat on his forehead, because of Xuan Chen's words, he had to light it, light a cigarette, just take a puff, he was attracted by this thing, he grew so big, he had never tasted such a good thing.

"Great official! I'm following you! I've been your man for the rest of my life, and you let me go to the East! I don't dare to go to the west! You asked me to catch rabbits, I didn't dare to catch chickens! ”

Burst!

The water that Xuan Chen just drank instantly sprayed on Xiao Bing's face, Xuan Chen smiled, judging from Xiao Bing's gaze, it seems that he really intends to follow him, in this case, if the hero over there comes to attack this tank in a while, what does it matter if he pulls him by himself.

"Come on, come on, the cigarette is wet, get another one, wait, this pack is all yours."

Xuan Chen put the whole pack of cigarettes in Xiao Bing's hand, then lay down in his position and closed his eyes.

Xiao Bing looked at the cigarette in his hand and looked in a trance, it turned out that it was such a happy thing to be trusted, it seems that he will be a good person no matter what he wants to be in the future, as for the bad guy kind of thing, it is better to leave it to others.

The soldiers drove the tank out, because it was driven by the soldiers, so Lu Bu and the others didn't care, because this was their own artillery, and if they wanted to attack, it would definitely be an attack on Miyamoto Musashi, so this gave the soldiers more confidence.

"Huh?"

Miyamoto Musashi looked at the tank next to him and raised his eyebrows, because he felt a breath from the tank, and the instinct of this breath told him that there were friendly troops inside!

"Xuanchen?"

Miyamoto Musashi whispered, because he really couldn't imagine that anyone else would be able to enter the enemy tank.

"Old fellow! Don't look around when you're fighting, it will make me feel low about you as a person! ”

Lu Bu shouted, brandished the Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand and slashed towards Miyamoto Musashi, Miyamoto Musashi hurriedly blocked it.

The katana and Fang Tian's halberd collided together, and the powerful impact instantly exploded.

Rumble!

The two quickly bounced away, and Lu Bu jumped next to Xiang Yu, only to feel the pain in his mouth.

"How? Have you ever beaten it? ”

Xiang Yu looked puzzled, after all, he saw surprise in Lu Bu's eyes.

Hum!

"Just him? It's still a long way off! ”