Chapter 211: Lu Mingfei's Daily Confusion (6000 Words 2-in-1 Chapter)
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"This time, Lu Mingfei's answer is very good, all the students should study with him, and he has made great progress, it seems that he must have reviewed well at home, so no one is stupid, as long as he is willing to study seriously, he can learn well if he is determined to enroll! You see Lian Lu Mingfei ......"
In a daze, a middle-aged woman's voice that Lu Mingfei was very familiar with sounded in his ears, this voice he will probably always remember, because this is the voice of his class teacher, but every time this voice will say to him seriously after the test results come out: "Lu Mingfei, do you know how much the average score of your class has successfully lowered our class?" β
This is probably in a dream, Lu Mingfei thought so.
I remember that my aunt would often point to the uncle who lost all the cards and said that your old Lu family just likes to daydream, Lu Mingfei knows that he is actually talking about himself, as for Lu Mingze? It must be my aunt's seed.
In fact, Lu Mingfei has always wanted to be like the male protagonist of the comics, pushing his glasses and saying coolly: "Daydreaming is actually thinking, a product of consciousness, and Freud's view on artistic creation." It's a pity that he always only dares to think about it in his heart, and then obediently goes to buy a bottle of soy sauce under the roar of his aunt's house and there is no oil.
But...... This dream is too real, isn't it? It was so real that Lu Mingfei could clearly hear the applause coming from behind him, and he could see the approving smile on the middle-aged head teacher's fat face and the cold touch of chalk in his hand.
Chalk? When did he get this thing? I remember that since he was in charge of copying the English blackboard newspaper in elementary school, he had completely lost anything to do with this thing.
"Lu Mingfei?" The head teacher's fat face appeared in front of Lu Mingfei's face, almost scaring him into punching him.
"Huh?" Lu Mingfei hadn't figured out the situation yet, so he replied in a daze.
"You can go back to your seat." The fat head teacher was a little impatient, but the student in front of her had really performed well just now, so she could only force a smile.
Of course, this smile is just a bit "hateful" in Lu Mingfei's eyes.
"Oh, thank you, teacher." Lu Mingfei lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the head teacher, and said in a low voice.
Then he trotted back to his seat, and almost bumped into a girl's desk on the way because of nervousness, Lu Mingfei could only bow his head and say sorry while speeding up, but this would only make him more nervous.
"Really...... Shame on you! Lu Mingfei covered his face with his hands and lay on the table, in his imagination, he should have his chest up and his head up, just like the usual student who likes to answer questions the most and then walked down with a cold face, not like the mentally retarded who was inflexible with his hands and feet just now, lo exploded!
Lu Mingfei, who was like a dead heart, just lay on the table, didn't listen to what the head teacher said next, but pulled the hand covering his face open a finger slit, and then stared blankly at the black hair of the girl in front of him, this is his daily fixed program, and he even knows what brand of shampoo the owner of this hair uses every time.
It's just that this time it seems to be a little different, how is the dense black hair in his eyes turning little by little?
"Lu Mingfei ......" The soft girl's voice sounded above him, he used to think that describing a girl's voice as pleasant and moving as a yellow bird was the most painful description, but since he met this girl at the beginning of school, he felt that this description was really right, or at least it was not wrong for her.
Chen Wenwen is the president of the Literary Society.
Even if it's a waste material, there are people I like in my heart, this like is like it from the first sight, but Lu Mingfei never said it, and no one will know, Lu Mingfei sometimes thinks that maybe before graduation, he will be like the group of boys who sing ugly and like to be drunk, pretending to be drunk and then confessing to her in pain and tears, who knows if it will succeed? And it's drunk, and no one will laugh at it even if it fails, how good is it?
But Lu Mingfei didn't dare, firstly, Lu Mingfei felt that he didn't have the courage even if he drank, and secondly, Lu Mingfei knew very well that Chen Wenwen was a very literary girl, maybe she wouldn't hate you, but she would definitely be blacklisted.
"Lu Mingfei?" Wen Wan's angel-like voice was mixed with the slightest doubt this time, which made Lu Mingfei suddenly realize what a stupid thing he had done!
Lu Mingfei hurriedly said, "Ah, is there something wrong with the president?" β
If it's possible that he really wants to slap himself, shouldn't he smile apologetically and say, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm distracted, it's the most exemplary and compelling look?" And not as stupid as a hairy schoolboy.
"I didn't expect you to be so good at math." Chen Wenwen has a soft smile on her face, just like herself.
"Where, that's just ......" After being praised by his favorite goddess, Lu Mingfei scratched his head a little embarrassed, he wanted to explain to the other party that he didn't know what was going on, so he suddenly stood on the podium, obviously he was still sleeping in his memory one second, and the next second he became a mathematical god, Lu Mingfei knew that she didn't like people who lied.
However, he soon realized that it was not impossible to be a liar.
"Well, since your math score is so good, can you guide everyone in the literary club if you have time? Su Xiaoqiao and I are a little weak in mathematics. β
"It's just that I just mastered some study skills, no problem, don't worry, give it to me." Lu Mingfei's voice changed, patted his chest and swore that he took it, laughing happily, completely ignoring the words behind "I" in the other party's words.
Then Chen Wenwen chatted with him about some daily life, and finally ended the topic with reluctance (he thinks) before the head teacher's terrifying gaze looked at this side.
Chen Wenwen turned around and continued to work on the question seriously, while Lu Mingfei returned to the "paralyzed" state, but this time she sighed with a little headache after watching it for a while.
This headache is not physiological, but psychological, Lu Mingfei can be said to be happy and entangled, happy that he can have "intimate contact" with the goddess Chen Wenwen, as for the little goddess Su Xiaoqiao, the girls were completely ignored by him.
The thing that is tangled is that he can't do it at all! The ghost knows how to figure out that problem that even the math geniuses in the class can't figure out! Even if you have a hidden talent for math, it's hidden! He won't at all!
It's impossible to say that you solved it in a dream in front of many girls, right? It would be better not to agree to this in the first place.
Lu Mingfei was in a trance-like entanglement, and unconsciously spent an afternoon, and then didn't wake up until the school bell rang, to be precise, Chen Wenwen's voice sounded.
"Lu Mingfei, let's go, there are still club activities." Chen Wenwen stood at his desk and said softly, she will always be a person who will talk to you with a gentle voice.
"Well, okay, I'm also a director of the literary club." Lu Mingfei nodded with a shy smile, he could imagine how dog-legged he was at the moment, and he might be quite embarrassed in the eyes of the other party, which made Lu Mingfei feel a little remorseful.
Casually tidying up the table, Lu Mingfei picked up his schoolbag and followed Chen Wenwen, the two of them kept a very gentlemanly distance under Lu Mingfei's deliberate circumstances, maybe Lu Mingfei felt that this was a gentleman, but in the eyes of modern girls, this is called cowardice.
However, in the past, he usually came to the entertainment club in silence, but today I don't know if it was because of Lu Mingfei's "super god" performance in class, Chen Wenwen took the initiative to start chatting with him about learning, Lu Mingfei had no choice but to answer hard, the ghost knows what happened in the end, and he just let him deal with it.
Lu Mingfei, who was relieved, was thinking about talking about some new topics in one breath, when suddenly the two found that there were many students not far away.
From the words of others, it seems that a female student not far away was surrounded by a group of thugs, it seems that because they are near the school, this group of thugs does not dare to be too presumptuous, but they just surround the girls and do not let each other go.
Lu Mingfei was about a head taller than Chen Wenwen, so he tiptoed a little and saw who the girl who was surrounded was, and suddenly felt a big head for a while, he pretended to be casual and said to Chen Wenwen: "Oh, there is a little contradiction over there, it seems that it will be fine soon." β
"But...... That girl seems to be Su Xiaoqiao. God knows how Chen Wenwen found out, and finally said something that gave Lu Mingfei a headache: "No! I'll have to see what's going on! β
After Chen Wenwen said this, she walked over there without looking back, leaving Lu Mingfei to sigh sadly, and then hurriedly followed.
"President, just leave this matter to me! Don't go! β
Lu Mingfei used this sentence to successfully persuade Chen Wenwen, who was eager to try, maybe every text girl has a heart to look forward to the rivers and lakes, but the price of this result is that he has to go hard.
Deliberately slowing down, Lu Mingfei used his not very smart brain to run wildly trying to come up with a perfect method for himself, he felt that it was probably now when he used his brain a lot in the first half of his life.
"There it is!" Suddenly, he thought of a way, thanks to the fact that when he was bored, he flipped through the romance magazine that Lu Mingze's guy secretly hid, and remembered that there was an IQ male protagonist in it who used a very clever way to solve the problem when the female protagonist was surrounded by gangsters, and now he feels that this method is very suitable for the situation at the moment.
Lu Mingfei straightened his hair and neckline to make himself look cold, and then put his hands in his pockets to make the action he had always wanted to do, and walked towards the little goddess who was surrounded.
"Su Xiaoqiao, the head teacher is waiting for you in the office, what are you doing here?" Lu Mingfei frowned, and came to Su Xiaoqiao in a cold tone and said in a deep voice.
"You...... Is it a fool? However, Su Xiaoqiao didn't intend to cooperate at all, and glanced at him with stupid eyes and said, "Lu Mingfei, what are you nervous about?" β
Eldest sister! At this time, can you have a little eyesight and cooperate well?!
Feeling the suspicious gazes of several fierce-looking gangsters around him, Lu Mingfei, who felt that his feet were a little weak, screamed in his heart.
But at this time, he could only bite the bullet, Lu Ming continued casually: "The head teacher asked me to come to you, hurry up and go with me." β
After speaking, without saying a word, he grabbed Su Xiaoqiao's wrist, and Lu Ming walked away without looking back.
However, things will never be as smooth sailing as he thought, and the bad people who have already seen the truth sneered and surrounded Lu Mingfei's way: "Friend, do you think you are the hero of romance?" Your clumsy acting skills are ready to deceive children. β
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Lu Mingfei thinks that sometimes the pedantic Chinese teacher may be right, hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated!
How come even gangsters have seen romance this year!
And Su Xiaoqiao, who was friendly on the surface, also frantically dismantled his platform in the back: "Lu Mingfei! Get your dirty hands away! Do you want to die? β
"My aunt! Can't you stop at this time? Don't you know how to see the situation? People like you are pig teammates in the game! Lu Mingfei couldn't pretend at all, and looked back at Su Xiaoqiao, who was as proud as a peacock, and said with a sad face.
"Humph! What do you know about scrap like you? The arrogant little goddess said disdainfully.
"I said, is it really okay for this friend to ignore us like this?" The gangsters who were left aside by the strong hung are a little unbearable, are we shameless?
"Stop! I've already informed the teacher! If you don't leave, you can try! The most worrying thing for Lu Mingfei still happened, after seeing that Lu Mingfei seemed to fail, Chen Wenwen stood up and scolded solemnly.
However, Lu Mingfei was very confused in his heart, he knew very well what this group of gangsters was like, and the method of calling the teacher was a thing of the past, and it was completely useless for this group of guys, Lu Mingfei had seen this group of people rush into the school, beat up a guy who owed them money, and then was stopped by the security guards who arrived and sent him to the police station, but a few days later, Lu Mingfei saw this group of guys appear on the street again.
Perhaps Chen Wenwen's understanding of these things is still as naΓ―ve and simple as in youth literature.
"Hmph, pretentious White Lotus." Su Xiaoxiao, who has always been at odds with Chen Wenwen, tilted her head disdainfully and said, even if the other party was helping her.
Lu Mingfei didn't bother to pay attention to this arrogant peacock, he looked at this group of gangsters nervously, and sure enough, this group of guys was also surprised after seeing Chen Wenwen's innocent appearance, and after glancing at each other, they walked towards Chen Wenwen with a playful smile.
When he was a child, Lu Mingfei would fantasize that he might be like Neo in the Matrix, with superpowers, or become a kung fu master when he woke up, punching the left and kicking the right and then beating this guy who wanted to blaspheme the goddess into a dog at this moment.
However, the reality is that Lu Mingfei is always just a waste material, he wants to raise his hand to stop the other party's behavior, but in the end, he can't even say "stop......
"Friend, this is too much." At this time, the sound of this man's voice is a fatal blow to Lu Mingfei, every boy will have a very good person around him more or less, crushing you in all aspects, and you can only either echo and praise others or be completely hostile to each other.
And a person like Lu Mingfei can only be the first type, because he doesn't have the courage to be hostile to him, Zhao Menghua, a guy who is very popular among boys and girls.
It is said that this guy's family is very rich, so he has a very good upbringing since he was a child, not only is he handsome, but his academic performance is also quite good, because there is a private English teacher in junior high school, even the TOEFL score is unimaginably high in this high school.
However, Lu Mingfei always felt that this guy was a hypocritical rich second generation, but he also knew that this was just his malicious speculation, in the final analysis, he was afraid of knowing how inferior he was in front of this man, and he was even more afraid that he would involuntarily feel like everyone else, ah, maybe this man and Chen Wenwen are more worthy of this kind of thought.
"They are my classmates, give me a face, and this matter will be over." Zhao Menghua said confidently with a gentle smile on his face.
It is said that he is still a black belt in taekwondo, so it's no wonder that he has the confidence to meddle in this matter.
"It's all your fault!" Su Xiaoqiao stepped on Lu Mingfei fiercely and said hatefully.
"My eldest lady, what are you crazy about?" Lu Mingfei inhaled the cold air in pain and complained speechlessly.
"I should have been the one standing over there! As a result, the cheapness was taken advantage of by that woman! Su Xiaoqiao looked at Chen Wenwen, who was standing there and was protected by Zhao Menghua, and gritted her teeth.
Su Xiaoqiao likes Zhao Menghua, everyone knows except Zhao Menghua, but Lu Mingfei cares more about another thing.
"What do you mean?"
"Because I found this group of people!" Su Xiaoqiao said with a straight face: "Seeing a weak woman surrounded by a group of gangsters, Zhao Menghua will definitely come out to relieve me like a romantic male protagonist." β
Yes, isn't it possible that everyone reads the same romance?
"Since the plan has failed, then you should let them go quickly, my little ancestor!" Lu Mingfei was almost driven crazy by this truth, but he really thought that the other party was entangled by gangsters, but he didn't expect the truth to be like this?
"Let's go...... Can't go. Su Xiaoqiao's tone was a little embarrassed, and he turned his head, and his fair skin was a little ruddy.
"What do you mean by that?" Lu Mingfei suddenly had a strong sense of foreboding.
"That's it...... This and that kind of thing. Su Xiaoqiao explained the ins and outs with some humility.
It probably means that the things that were originally discussed collapsed because the other party didn't know what to do, and she was also stopped by this group of people, Lu Mingfei didn't guess wrong, at least she was really entangled.
Lu Mingfei didn't know what to say, sometimes life was really more exciting, and he didn't know what he thought, he should say that he didn't want to admit his dark psychology.
If this is true, there are so many people on the other side, even if you are a taekwondo champion, it is useless, then Zhao Menghua, who jumped out at this time, may really be slapped in the face.
And then what? What should he do? Zhao Menghua fell, who can stop this group of guys?
Himself? Don't be funny, no one knows himself better than Lu Mingfei, just a useless scrap......
"Lu Mingfei! What are you doing! Su Xiaoqiao's scream sounded vaguely behind him, and when Lu Mingfei reacted, he didn't know when he came to the middle of Zhao Menghua and the little gangster.
"I'll go! What happened! Lu Mingfei said in horror in his heart, he wanted to raise his hand, but found that he couldn't control the body that originally belonged to him, which reminded him of the story of the ghost pressing the bed he heard when he was a child, and Lu Mingfei's current situation is just like the one described in the story.
"Hey, friend borrow a fire." Familiar and unfamiliar words came out of his mouth, and Lu Mingfei watched his body perform like a bystander.
Lu Mingfei saw that the Western-style school uniform jacket on his body didn't know when it turned into a black dress-style coat with a hollow rose pattern, wearing black leather shoes, a black tie attached to the soft shirt, and a cigarette in his hand and calmly borrowing a fire from the other party in this situation.
Although he couldn't see what he looked like at the moment, he could imagine how handsome he was!
"You kid......" The other party seemed to be irritated by Lu Mingfei's tone, gave up Zhao Menghua's goal, and punched An Yi, the sandbag-sized fist gradually enlarged in Lu Mingfei's eyes, making him subconsciously close his eyes and want to dodge, even if Lu Mingfei knew that he couldn't control his body.
The expected pain did not appear, when he opened his eyes, the enemy who was originally terrifying in his eyes suddenly fell to the ground, and Lu Mingfei's body was humming an unknown song, taking out a lighter from the pocket of the other party's clothes.
"Click-" A faint smell of tobacco rose from his fingertips.
"Let's go!" The rest of the people glanced at Lu Mingfei jealously, and then left with their unconscious companions.
Reality will not, many times the plot of the gourd baby saving grandpa will not happen.
And Lu Mingfei watched all this blankly, watching his body throw the extinguished cigarette butts into the trash can in an elegant arc, and then patted Zhao Menghua's shoulder and said in his ear, "You're still far behind, kid." β
Then slowly walked towards Chen Wenwen under the latter's stunned gaze, at this time, Lu Mingfei, who was originally watching, was a little uncalm, he was a little worried and a little inexplicably expected that his body would not do anything strange, right?
And then...... There was no then, and suddenly Lu Mingfei found that he was able to control his body, but he didn't have time to be happy, because he soon found that he had to face a lot of trouble.
Because before Lu Mingfei regained control, he first had to explain to Chen Wenwen, who was scolded by him, what happened to him just now, under Zhao Menghua's murderous gaze, Su Xiaoqiao's shocked gaze, and the shocked gaze of the melon-eating crowd.
"What if...... I said it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it? β
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PS: Ahem, 6000 words two-in-one chapter, because this chapter is really hard to break!
Personally, I feel that the ability to imitate the style of writing is OK.,In addition,The dragon plot will be super serious because I want to write it for a long time.,But this world is mixed with some selfishness.,So I might go according to my ideas.,Mainly to meet some regrets.,I believe you can understand it too.γ
Can anyone guess what state Anyi is in now?