"What? What big business do I have? I don't sell my body or my organs, big sister, I was really wrong. ”

Zhang Qiming was trembling after listening to it, and this strong man of more than one meter and eight meters almost knelt down, "Sister, I'll just eat, my grandmother is seriously ill and has to spend money, I'm also desperate, I just want to post some videos, beat the number of clicks, and make some money." ”

"A family member is seriously ill? This is old-fashioned, right? Don't fool me with that, don't believe it. ”

Miao Qianqian smiled and said, "Young man, what kind of supernatural death lover, your name is not true, you really want to do it, go directly to the evil sect, now it is not a lot of evil methods on the Internet, early morning crossroads to set up rice bowls, four-corner games, Bloody Mary... Just go and give it a try.,Record it.,Make sure you're famous.。 ”

This is called Zhang Qiming, I really suspect that he is a fool.

Or find someone to beat him stupidly, he is not afraid in an instant now, Miao Qianqian's words were like a thorn in his heart, and he said loudly with a red neck:

"You think I don't want to! I tried it in the first place! Record the video of the supernatural death, and start to choose the one that is the one who puts the raw meal at the crossroads, the highway, the 603 national highway, the soul of the car accident, halfway through, the candle is extinguished, and I feel like there are a pair of eyes staring at me behind me.... I was scared, cowardly, I didn't dare to do it, and then I found a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits, and it cost thousands, at that time, I didn't have the courage to find the trouble of ghosts, but when I saw the Taoist priest who gave me the method, I came up with an idea...."

Speaking of this, his voice weakened, "So, I will go to the Taoist priests, those who ward off evil spirits, fortune tellers, and the goddesses in the village......"

I was confused.

What the hell is this man? You said that there are really all kinds of wonders in this world, and you really lost the expectations that your parents gave him, Qiming!

He thinks that ghosts are not easy to bully, so he bullies the people in the Yin Xing, right?

Actually, I also met a good-tempered person, like me, when he was a fool and kicked out, or when he encountered a god stick who really had no ability, if he really met a grumpy master, he would curse and lower his head, and he didn't know how he died.

Before, the Hainan tattoo exhibition was an example.

"So you got our idea?"

Miao Qianqian smiled crisply and said, "You know how to tease the living, you are famous... It's not ruthless enough! If you're really not afraid of death and want to do it, I'll give you a trick, do you see this guy next to me? I really have some skills, I will tattoo a picture for you to ward off evil spirits, rest assured to do it boldly, and ensure that you are famous! ”

I opened my mouth and wanted to say something.

This Miao Qianqian even wants to make money from this mentally retarded liar, I heard that the highest level of a salesman is that even a liar can fool, a liar deceives a liar, she is like this in front of her, I guess, she is enjoying that kind of pleasure.

I don't want to do this business.

Miao Qianqian stopped me, pointed at him and said, "In this world, there are all kinds of three-minded and ninth-rate people, you see the situation appropriately to tattoo this fool, this kind of person will not be persuaded to look back, give him a hand, give him a hand on the road to death, let him increase his memory." ”

When Zhang Qiming heard this, his eyes instantly turned red.

He knelt down all of a sudden, hugged my legs and pants with a dead face, and crawled with a rolling belt, "Big brother, is there really such a good thing?" Tattoo, give me a tattoo. ”

Seeing this scene, I think Miao Qianqian sees things much more thoroughly than me.

I kicked him away in disgust, but this guy hugged my trouser leg and wiped his snot and tears, disgusting.

I said, "You're so weird, but it's not that you can't get a tattoo, how about I tattoo you a Kuixing?" ”

"Kuixing, what's that?" Zhang Qiming got up from the ground.

I sorted out my thoughts and asked him to stay away from me, for fear of being infected, and said: "Kui Xing, the head of our tattoo world, is actually what the folk often call Zhong Kui, the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui!" People say that Zhong Kui catches ghosts, you have to take the initiative to fight evil spirits, and it is similar to taking the initiative to catch ghosts, I will tattoo it for you, it shouldn't be much of a problem. ”

As I said before, Kuixing, and koi, evil dragon, and yaksha are the more famous traditional tattoos.

As for the evil picture, I didn't think about it, it was a last resort, and to overcome the evil things, Zhong Kui in the positive picture is indeed more suitable, and ordinary people can afford it.

This thing belongs to the low-level striae, masculine.

It is mainly for people who have no obvious or weak five elements in their lives. I'm not afraid of dirty things if I tattoo it, but the effect is much worse than that of the golden dragon, and in the gods, the dragon is king, but as I said before, there are too many taboos, and ordinary people can't afford it.

"How useful is it? How much, come, brother, is the count enough? That's all there is to me. Zhang Qiming took out a few crumpled red hairy grandfathers.

This person, I'm afraid he's really not a fool, right?

I thought about it for a while and said, "Kui Xing, it's a full back picture, there must be more than 5,000, if you want to tattoo it, you have to hurry, my store is going to close." ”

"So much? Other stores are several times more expensive, you black shop, right? He widened his mouth in fright, as if he had only now reacted.

I went to the door to look at the sky, the sun was going down, it was getting dark, and I was going to go to Xiao Rou to have a look, thinking that the cat spirit would come to her tonight, so I said impatiently: Love tattoos are not tattoos, I am a real craft, it is really effective, I am going to close the door, and I will stay by myself.

Zhang Qiming gritted his teeth and said something out of tune: "I have a tattoo... Just rush to that luxury car, I believe I really have the ability, but big brother, I don't have that much money, I have three hundred in front of me, do you give credit? ”

"Fuck off!"

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, packed up my things, and prepared to turn off the lights and close the door.

As a result, Miao Qianqian stopped me and said to Zhang Qiming: "I will give you this 5,000 yuan, which is considered as an investment I will make for you...... We are five or five points, Weibo, WeChat public account, the operation team behind it, I can help you, my college dormitory classmates, a sister, is to learn this public account operation, in the future, you don't have to care about anything, peace of mind, just shoot a short video, and we will operate it for you..."

I was instantly dumbfounded.

Miao Qianqian is even more terrifying than I imagined.

I even had a momentary suspicion that she had stopped me at first, and that was what I was waiting for.

She saw the business opportunity of this stunned person who made a dead video, and wanted to buy shares, spend 5,000 yuan of pocket money, make investments, and go to pit people.

And speaking of this, Zhang Qiming also showed his intentions.

He also knows that those Weibo big Vs are operated by a team behind them, and it is not easy to be famous in this world.

"That's it, I'll do this." Zhang Tianming said with a smile.

Miao Qianqian was instantly excited, and she was probably happy to see such a stupid person, and immediately shouted, "Brother Xiaoyou, get a tattoo!" The 5,000 yuan I asked you to take before will now be returned to you. ”

She was afraid that I would not agree, so she immediately transferred the money to me.

I didn't want to pay attention to Miao Qianqian's affairs, I didn't understand what she said, what kind of video income or something, but since you love me, I'll do it, 5,000 yuan is pocket money for her, for me I used to open the door for a month and wait for guests, I couldn't earn so much, she earned her money, I earned my money, no conflict.

So I started working and tattooed him.

It's not an evil picture, a traditional tattoo, the effect is slow, not obvious, but I'm not afraid of accidents, I can keep him safe, a full back pattern, from dusk to midnight, it probably took more than five hours, Zhang Qiming was also a little unable to hold on, shaking, saying that his back was tingling with pain, and he wanted to grasp it with his hands.

During this period, Miao Qianqian quickly got a contract and pulled Zhang Qiming to sign the deed of sale, and I tattooed it next to the bed, thinking that this person was really stupid, and he was sold and returned the money.

A picture of Kuixing kicking and fighting, vividly appearing behind it.

Domineering exposed, especially that Zhong Kui's eyes are full of majesty, full of charm, I am very satisfied with this picture, some of it is extraordinary, barely a famous picture, the effect is much greater, I think I have suffered a loss, how can I tattoo this fool when I am in a good state?

I took a picture of it for him and looked at it, and he was instantly overjoyed.

"Be careful, don't touch it, don't take a bath tonight, don't get wet, sleep on your stomach when you sleep, be careful of allergies, after a few days, you can take a bath with cold water, but don't soak in the hot springs."

I felt that this guy's IQ was in arrears, so I told him seriously for a while.

Tidy up the things in the tattoo parlor, turn off the lights, put on a coat, pull down the roller shutter door of the shop, and prepare to take a look at Xiao Rou's community, I really feel uneasy, it's more than eleven o'clock now, and at night, I don't know if I missed it.

"Get in the car, let's go see Xiao Rou."

Miao Qianqian was already sitting in the driver's seat and beckoned to me, I was not ambiguous, and sat directly on it, Miao Qianqian said again: "And you, Zhang Qiming, you also come up!" ”

"Me?" Zhang Qiming pointed to his nose.

"Yes, and, from today onwards, you have to call me Sister Miao, we can't mess up." Miao Qianqian said.

"Sister Miao, Sister Miao! When will I become famous? ”

Zhang Qiming shouted happily, and got into the car with a grunt, just as happy as the two fools in the village.

I whispered to her what she was doing with this guy.

Miao Qianqian squinted her cute big eyes, quietly grabbed me and said, "You are so stupid, he has a tattoo of Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, can't you catch ghosts and ward off evil spirits?" Let's take him over now, wait a minute, if Xiao Rou's matter can't bear it, then the cat spirit is too fierce, we will pull this guy on top, and there will be a guarantee to some extent, it's not good, let's take this young man who lacks roots and tendons as a thug, which is the key to turning the tide! ”

As soon as I heard it,, it makes sense!

I immediately gave a thumbs up, saying that you Miao Qianqian has a lot of crooked ways, and you are still linked one by one, and you actually thought of this level and tattooed him a Zhong Kui, so that we can also be guaranteed when we go to Xiao Rou.

Miao Qianqian looked at me proudly and said, "Of course, you see, am I worth that fifty percent?" I'll just say that you're fifty-five points, and you won't lose anything, right? ”

"The score is too high, no way!" I waved my hand and said.

"You... You bully people and slam the door on girls. Miao Qianqian's mouth suddenly deflated, and she looked pitiful and cute.

I laughed, so I didn't fall for her, not the second-class young man who was still giggling in the back row.

The car drove for more than ten minutes, and came to the Dongyuansheng community, which is basically a luxury residence, with a high degree of greenery, dense trees, and a built-in leisure park, a bunch of fitness equipment, and a public swimming pool.

But as soon as we entered the community, a woman wearing a black cloak and a Nike sun hat walked past the three of us, and she entered the community, setting off a cold wind to hit.

I felt piercing, but I didn't think much about it, and walked directly forward with Miao Qianqian.

It's just that Zhang Qiming stood straight in place, no matter how the two of us screamed, there was no response, and the whole body was a little shaking, and he was trembling.

"What's wrong? Taken from your soul? "I thought to myself, this guy can't be really stupid.

As a result, Zhang Qiming trembled and said in horror: "Eldest sister, did you two just see that a woman in black with a cat's face just walked by us?" ”