Chapter 12 May Heaven Have No Motorcycles!

Soon after the two left, the two teams of demons and monsters who had fled in a hurry by Lu Fan's terrifying defense also came to the bulletin board, and after seeing that there was no one in front of the bulletin board, and the tasks that had been taken on the bulletin board, the two teams of demons and monsters gathered together to discuss.

One of the squads, an orc with a tiger's head, was the first to ask, "Who will take the mission?" There shouldn't be any other teams other than us, huh? ”

"Maybe it's the strong man who destroyed the Sky Destroying Team." The answer was a woman with fox ears and fox tails in the same team, her voice was delicate, and she licked her bright pink red lips without a trace when she spoke, and she also threw a wink at the tiger-body orc, making the other party's breathing a little rougher, and she was a hook monster.

A white ape with white beard, white hair and white hair, but a muscular upper body beside the fox woman, shook the eyebrow stick in his hand and shook his head: "No, no, how can such a strong man be able to look at this task reward." ”

Beside the tiger-body orc, a young man with a human head but covered with fine green snake scales except for his face immediately retorted: "That's not good, after people are ordered to destroy the team of heaven, isn't it normal to earn some extra money, no matter how few points are, it is still points." ”

Hearing this, this snake-scaled young man is afraid that he has made up a lot of things in his brain like Tianyou.

And the young man who lived in the middle of the team, his appearance was no different from that of a human, only his eyes flashed with a burst of green light from time to time, and his bloodthirsty ferocity was silently thinking about something.

But the words of the snake-scaled youth seemed to arouse the topic, and in the other squad, a creature that seemed to be composed entirely of black smoke let out a sly laugh like an iron finger scrub: "Truly~!" Thinking about the high-level strength of the black iron in that day, he was arrogant and arrogant before relying on his identity as a concubine, and he never thought that he would be killed by thunder before he was proud, and it was ridiculous, and he was arrogant~! ”

"Tut~! How does Xiaosheng smell three points of sourness? Isn't it a ghost who is jealous that people have a good skin and can hook up with three or four? A young man dressed as a scholar, quite handsome, but with skin as white as rice paper and crystal fluff, immediately quipped.

The black smoke creature was not annoyed, but asked with a sly smile: "Boom~!" White boy, don't talk about the old man, if you are given a chance, do you dare to provoke such a woman? ”

The white-faced scholar's face stiffened, smiled, waved his hand, and said, "This, Xiaosheng doesn't dare." Fu said with some emotion, "Don't talk about Xiaosheng, even the ancestor of my clan is afraid that the color of the talk will change, it is rare that Tianyou dares to be so bold and dare to ...... to that adult" Speaking of this, the white-faced scholar seemed to have something to worry about, and he didn't dare to say it further.

The topic was also taken away by his teammates.

"Before coming to this mission world, we shared information from the upper level individuals, numbered 423165YZ-YH-TYX-DQ-301444-44, to obliterate all the powerhouses above the god level in the A53 Domain Lord and his domain system in the faction mission." The sound was cold, mechanical, as if layered, but it was a mechanical creature made up of countless tiny mechanical octopuses in the shape of a human face.

"Tut~! A domain lord said that he would kill him, and it is estimated that the adult dared to act like this, and he deserved to be the one who was in charge of his destiny! Next to the mechanical octopus, two long, straight black girls who looked exactly the same shook their heads and sighed at the same time, the two spoke in unison, even the voice and intonation did not deviate in the slightest, and only one of the two had a black watch on his wrist.

"Rejected, No. 423165YZ-YH-TYX-DQ-301444-44 The Law of Control is only one of the three branches of the Law of Destiny." The voice of the mechanical octopus's cold machinery rang out immediately afterward.

The two black long straight beautiful girls turned their heads to look at the mechanical octopus at the same time, and sneered: "Cut~!" A dead octopus is rigid! Then I ask you, is there a difference between a third and a whole? ”

The mechanical octopus was silent for a rare moment, and then the cold mechanical voice sounded again: "If no other controller of the law of fate appears, no." ”

It is rare to see this iron pimple who is not good at anything on weekdays, and after the two black straight girls were stunned for a moment, they shook their heads and smiled and did not say anything more.

And in the middle of this team is a humanoid creature that seems to be facilitated by misty light and shadow, and it was also like the wolf boy before, silently thinking about something, but now it seems to be aroused by the conversation of the team members, and a hazy and ethereal voice like a holy chant came out faintly:

"We are all members of fate, and we must be in awe of that adult, and we must not say much about it."

After admonishing the team members, the light and shadow creature turned to look at the wolf boy and asked, "Greedy Feng, what are you going to do for today's situation?" Do you wait here for the next round of missions to start, or do you go through the motions and end them? ”

The wolf-like young man groaned for a while, and smiled evilly: "It's rare to meet a gold-level powerhouse in this special world, I want to see what is so special about this kind of powerhouse." ”

As soon as the words fell, the faces of several orcs on the same team as the wolf boy changed, and they all wanted to say something.

As if he knew what the team members wanted to say, the wolf boy snorted lightly and said first: "Hmph! Don't worry, I'm not stupid, I know that in such a world, clashing with that kind of strong person is completely looking for death, just trying to follow behind. ”

Hearing this, several orcs looked relieved and didn't say anything anymore.

The adventurers of the other team also looked at the light and shadow creature, waiting for it to make a decision.

There was a silence for a while, and the hazy and ethereal voice like a holy chant came out again: "Okay, let's wait with us." ”

With a decision, the two teams of demons and monsters no longer hesitated, and went together according to the asphalt road that Lu Fan and the two were traveling.

……

Although this world is a game world, it is also a real game world, so some physical laws still apply, such as inertial force, gravity and so on.

So the question is, what happens after a person's speed soars from 0 to 500m/s in an instant?

It's probably like being hit head-on by a cannonball bigger than the door panel, and the average person is estimated to be instantly pressed into a thin meatloaf by inertial force, or it may be torn into small pieces due to the different bearing capacity of various parts of the body, and it may be shot into a sieve that can filter clean water because the haze is too heavy.

In short, it's just four words - don't die well.

Fortunately, Lu Fan is not a person, and this is probably the first time he is glad that he is not alone.

Therefore, Lu Fan is still alive and well.

So the question arises again, what happens after a motorcycle with a speed of 500 meters per second hits a zombie?

Normally, zombies will be directly hit and torn apart and killed, and then the motorcycle will either fall apart or go away, but this is a game world, and items without attack power cannot cause damage to monsters, and Lu Fan rode this motorcycle just happened to be an item without attack power.

Therefore, Lu Fan experienced the pleasure of a second brake.

……

"Quick~Flash......"

Lu Fan saw the vague figure of a compatriot from afar, and immediately shouted against the strong wind pressure, but before the 'open' exit, the motorcycle hit the compatriot who was standing in the middle of the road.

Rumble!!!

In the roar like a comet hitting the earth, the motorcycle instantly froze in place, and Lu Fan left the motorcycle at the speed of a cannon discharge, arching his compatriots and flying out.

After flying straight for two or three hundred meters, the two ...... The two corpses bounced four or five times on the asphalt road like water drifts, and finally slid on the road for more than ten meters before finally stopping.

Although the whole process only took a few seconds, Lu Fan still cleverly pressed his compatriots under him, fully reflecting his calmness and composure in the face of emergencies.

When arching to his compatriot, Lu Fan vaguely seemed to see a '-6095' red wound coming out of the top of his compatriot's head, so after stopping, he picked up a stone next to him and smashed it directly on the compatriot's head.

As a '-5' black damage came out, the zombie that was Lu Fan's meat cushion cracked and split apart, and then turned into pieces of white light and drifted away.

[Kill level 60 ordinary zombies and gain 1,000,000 experience points]

With the flash of the red message in front of him, Lu Fan also mourned silently in his heart: "Brother, go well, may there be no motorcycles in heaven!" ”

Then, Lu Fan got up silently, turned around, and walked forward with a determined face.

As for why Alice was still sitting firmly on the motorcycle and was not thrown out, Lu Fan didn't bother to ask.

What else do you ask?! Didn't you see that it was written that it was someone's exclusive locomotive?! Does the old driver understand?!

Anyway, Lu Fan felt that it must be another answer that would make his heart stop.

"If you ride that broken motorcycle again, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Lu!"

Lu Fan, who was ruthless in his heart, silently quickened his pace, but he didn't take a few steps before Alice caught up on a motorcycle.

"Hey! Rookie! Didn't you say you could ride? If you can't dodge, why don't you even know how to step on the brakes? It hurt me so much that my cigarette almost fell to the ground, do you know?! With a roar that broke the sound barrier, Alice and the car teleported to Lu Fan's side, and asked with a questioning expression.

Looking at Alice's chic and free-spirited cycling realm, listening to Alice's dissatisfied questioning, the corners of Lu Fan's eyes suddenly twitched, and after taking a deep breath, he yelled at Alice:

"Hit the brakes?! Is there a difference?! Aren't they all flying out?! I still have a mat! Besides, who the fuck has ever ridden a supersonic motorcycle! It's still a motorcycle that doesn't even have an acceleration or deceleration process! Other than that! Where the hell did your cigarettes come from?! You've been smoking all the way to open a cigarette factory! At last! Why are you so skilled!! ”

A series of complaints and angry roars made Alice stunned for a while, and even a cigarette she had just taken out of her pocket fell to the ground.

But after Lu Fan roared angrily, he suddenly felt comfortable and relaxed, and then unceremoniously raised his legs and sat on the back seat of the motorcycle.

What? Isn't it not riding? Mmp! Lao Tzu, this is sitting! Who is still rushing on the 11th if there is a car?! 484 stupid?!

Alice, who came back to her senses, immediately turned her head to look at Lu Fan, raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Hey! Rookie! You're arrogant! ”

Lu Fan, who was still very hard, suddenly turned embarrassed, and opened his mouth as if to say something nice to ease the atmosphere.

"I ......"

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β€œβ€¦β€¦ I'm your uncle! After a short silence, Lu Fan scolded with a sad and indignant face.