It's annoying that some boys call girls' underwear milk covers, vulgar, why don't you call your underwear egg pockets?

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Egg.

For boys all over the world, it is definitely the most important part of the body, lost or broken, it is more uncomfortable than death, there is no dignity at all, life is better than death.

The WeChat received by Cha Duoyu is a photo of a problem with the ball, a very dirty photo......

This photo is not only seen by Cha Duoyu, because this is a WeChat group, the WeChat group of the ghost family. The Rongcheng Tea House now has only one person in charge of Cha Duoyu, which is naturally the group she added.

The group leader deliberately @Chaduoyu: "Recently, I found a very cunning ghost who sucked a lot of male essence and fled, with a high probability of wandering near Rongcheng." Sister Duoyu keep a snack.,If you find an abnormality, please exceed it as soon as possible.,The relevant departments have communicated with me.,Can't let it commit the crime again.。 ”

After the presentation.

It was followed by a bunch of photos of the screen, like the scene of the crime.

The background of the photo is all a little dim, and the environment should be a night alley with a corpse lying on the ground. He was unclothed, his hair had fallen out, his skin had lost all its moisture, and only bones remained, and he looked skinny and skinny, like an Egyptian mummy.

Of course, the position of the balls is also broken, and the small ones are almost invisible......

In all the photos, every corpse is the same, not a drop of blood, but it doesn't look like it has been sucked by a vampire bat, because vampires don't eat meat.

Not to mention blood, these corpses did not even have flesh left, not a single piece left.

The essence and blood of man are gone.

Fierce spirits!

This time it was definitely a fierce spirit, and the wild ghost didn't have such courage.

picked a photo of her eyes that wasn't too spicy and saved it on her phone, and Cha Duoyu left the People's Hospital directly, she had more important things to do.

There was a cautious boy, poor with no one to take care of, and it was said that he was about to die of illness at home. WeChat alone sent her dozens of messages, asking for help, comfort, and care.

Cha Duoyu pouted: "I must have owed Fan Xiaohou in my last life, this person is sometimes very reliable, sometimes how can he be like a child." ”

It's just that the words can't come from other people's mouths, and when they come out of the mouths of tea and fish, I'm afraid that even Long Diu will roll his eyes.

"Miss, do you know children too? When your old man was troublesome with classmate Fan, why didn't you say that? Aren't you afraid of the wind flashing to your tongue? ”

"People have good and bad luck."

"No one is made of iron."

"What's more, it's a dead otaku who deals with computers all day."

I came to Fan Xiaohou's home, a high-end villa, entered the password, verified the fingerprint, and walked in easily.

habitually kicked off his shoes, took off his coat, and lay directly on the sofa in the living room, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Fan Xiaohou, I'm here, come out, let me see how sick you are?" ”

"Don't pretend."

"Your purpose has been achieved."

"The young lady will come to serve you in person, say, what do you want to eat?"

"My sister is in a good mood today, what she wants to eat and what she will do for you, she will respond to your needs, and the opportunity is rare, and if you miss this village, you won't have this store."

Hearing footsteps in his ears, but no one answered, Cha Duoyu suddenly felt a chill on the top of his head, slowly raised his head, and sat up from the sofa in an instant.

The face is flushed.

clenched his fists and wanted to reprimand Fan Xiaohou, but he felt that the occasion was wrong, so he gritted his teeth and endured it, and the corner of his mouth showed a smile that he thought was the most ladylike.

But he was already angry in his heart: "Fan Xiaohou, Fan Xiaomonkey, you have a lot of skills, you dare to trick your aunt and grandmother, it's quite a big game, today you made me make a fool of me, wait and see, sooner or later you have to come back." ”

Fan Xiaohou is indeed not sick.

But now, his face is more ugly than sick.

Next to Fan Xiaohou stood a couple, who looked three points similar to Fan Xiaohou. Of course, it is not his parents, Fan Xiaohou's parents are very familiar with tea and fish, and they have known each other since childhood. The reason why she is so unscrupulous is also because, 365 days a year, Fan Xiaohou's parents are not at home for about 360 days.

No matter how you say it, Cha Duoyu is also an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl in the flower season, it doesn't matter what image she looks like in front of her male girlfriends, she still needs to take care of the girl's heart in front of outsiders.

Fan Xiaohou swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Duoyu, this is my uncle, this is my aunt, dear." ”

Awkwardly pointed downstairs: "This is Cha Duoyu, grandpa likes her the most, you know." ”

Ice.

Embarrassed.

There seemed to be a dozen crows flying slowly in mid-air.

Dinner definitely didn't need tea and fish to make, and the group of four went to a very high-end Western restaurant. Fan Xiaohou's uncle drove, Cha Duoyu dragged Fan Xiaohou to sit in the back row, she herself smiled ladyfully the whole time, but under the seat she pinched the tender meat on Fan Xiaohou's waist.

Not much.

Only pinched so much.

A dinner, the food was very programmed, the four of them barely communicated much, the two ladies laughed and laughed, and the two men had nothing to talk about. Fan Xiaohou's parents run around the world all year round, and his uncle and aunt have been living on the other side of the ocean, and their living habits are very different from those in China.

Endured his anger and finished a dinner, Cha Duoyu felt that he had given enough face to Fan Xiaohou.

Pursing his mouth, he took the last bite of the steak in small bites, and Cha Duoyu squeezed out two small dimples: "Uncle and aunt, I made an appointment with the little monkey yesterday to go to a movie tonight, the tickets were bought in advance, the theater is nearby, and we won't accompany you after eating." ”

Fan Xiaohou's uncle looked out the window: "Is there a theater around here?" I grew up in Banyan City, why don't I remember? ”

Cha Duoyu continued to smile: "The theme theater that specializes in horror movies is very niche and not well-known. ”

After a pause, Cha Duoyu added: "Auntie definitely won't like it." ”

Ten minutes later.

Cha Duoyu watched Uncle Fan Xiaohou's car leave, and even waved goodbye very politely and ladylikely.

When the rear of the car disappeared at the end of the street, Cha Duoyu did not immediately beat Fan Xiaohou, but began to rub his cheeks vigorously.

It's been a long time since I've laughed like this.

My face was cramping with laughter.

Fan Xiaohou asked in a low voice, "No, are you okay?" ”

Cha Duoyu: "Hehe." ”

Fan Xiaohou: "Listen to my explanation." ”

Cha Duoyu: "There is no need for explanation, if the explanation was useful, the world would have been peaceful a long time ago." ”

Fan Xiaohou: "I was wrong. ”

Cha Duoyu: "You're right, where are you wrong?" How I didn't know! You're not at fault at all, aren't you sick, and you need to be taken care of if you're sick. ”

Fan Xiaohou: "Actually, I ......"

Cha Duoyu: "I really don't need to explain, just compensate." ”

Fan Xiaohou: "Compensation? ”

Cha Duoyu: "By the way, this dinner is charged, I am a standard accompaniment, and I laugh." How much it's worth, you can do it yourself. ”

Fan Xiaohou: "We still charge for this relationship?" ”

Cha Duoyu: "It's because of our relationship that we charge, if I had changed someone, I would have beaten him to death with one punch." ”