In the quiet room, Lao Tang and I stared at each other.

This scene is too weird, at least for the current life, it's really weird.

However, we are not ordinary people after all, so we can still accept this matter calmly. Lao Tang swallowed his saliva, "What the hell is this?" ”

This is a popular phrase now, and I really think it's funny for our conversation.

But I couldn't laugh, the Vermilion Bird Dan pen was the thing that caused my current situation, and I couldn't give up at all when I saw it like this. Of course, this is not a ghost, it is a matter of not knowing if it is a nuisance or something bigger.

"What should I do?"

Lao Tang asked me, I was speechless, what if I knew, still standing here?

Lao Tang said again: "Then do you feel calmer now?" ”

I shook my head, "No, it's still the same, but I'm very sober and know that my temper is going to be short-tempered, and there is **." ”

Lao Tang nodded, "Then this is a bit strange, it stands to reason that it is difficult for people to know their own situation, and they usually react after the incident." But in this way, you can't tell you that it's this thing, right? ”

I answered, that is to say, it was the Suzaku Dan pen that made me change so much. Then in order to experiment, we asked Lao Tang to pick it up and try it, and Lao Tang said that he didn't feel it, but had a very disgusting feeling, as if the Suzaku Dan pen was rejecting himself, and when I took it, I didn't have the same feeling as Lao Tang.

The main thing is that if the old soup is taken, I will feel very uncomfortable in my heart and will be very irritable.

I realized more and more that this thing was very strange, so Lao Tang gave me an opinion, saying whether to call Master?

As soon as I thought about it, it seemed that this was the only thing I could do now, so I immediately got incense and candles and began to call Master.

"Boy, do you still know how to miss Lao Tzu?"

Master came up and gave me such a sentence, and I was very anxious now, so I hurriedly told me about it.

The master was immediately overjoyed, "Have you got the Vermilion Bird Dan Pen?" ”

I put the Vermilion Bird Dan pen in front of him, "Do you think this is?" ”

The master swept his eyes and was very excited, "His grandmother's, how many generations of heads haven't gotten this thing, but you got it." It seems that Lao Tzu's vision is really unique, and he actually fell in love with you, which also proves that my approach is correct. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he said loudly: "You kid got your blood on it?" ”

I said yes, the situation was critical, and I couldn't do anything about it.

Master's face suddenly crossed, "You kid, you don't know how to kill yourself." ”

I was taken aback and hurriedly asked Master, "Master, do you know what is going on?" ”

Master thought for a moment before saying, "The Vermilion Bird Dan Pen is the real 'fire', whether it is the meaning or the aspect, it is made of pure fire. The yang fire of the human body, the fire of the south, the desire of the human heart, and so on. So at this level is very pure, we usually use the Dan pen, in fact, it is just an ordinary peach wood as the handle, where to top this serious millennium sycamore? ”

"So the talisman drawn by this Vermilion Bird Dan pen is multiplied to deal with yin and evil things, otherwise, I can't deal with such blood ghosts, let alone you. But although you kid is a man, masculinity is indeed much stronger than that of a woman, but you have forgotten one thing, yes, your blood does have a restraining effect on these ghosts, but have you forgotten that you are a white ghost-ridden life? ”

"In this way, the Vermilion Bird Pill Pen is the fire of Yanggang, and what your life haunted by a hundred ghosts is the blood of yin. What good fruit do you think they will eat when they meet? ”

I was shocked by what Master said, and I didn't know how to react.

Master also said, "The way of yin and yang, only the combination of men and women can achieve yin and yang, and everything else is nonsense. You should understand the yin and yang fish pattern if you look at it, right? It doesn't mean integration, it's not mutual aid, it's a balance. Yin and yang coexist peacefully and do not suppress each other, which is also the golden mean. ”

Lao Tang said, "Then what should I do about this?" ”

The master sighed, "His kid is a life riddled with a hundred ghosts, and he is a virgin ...... now."

As soon as I heard this, my face suddenly darkened, I can't get rid of these two words?

But I couldn't interrupt Master's words, so I continued to listen.

Master said: "There has always been a real Yuan Yang in his body that has not been discharged, and this Yuan Yang can reach a balance with his physique. Now, the Vermilion Bird Dan Pen is the cause of the imbalance in his body, and with just a little bit, he will immediately be unable to do it, short-tempered, and exuberant. ”

Lao Tang said: "Uncle, then what do you mean to quickly find a woman to vent your anger?" ”

Master rolled his eyes, "Where is there such a simple thing?" I asked him to find the Suzaku Dan Pen, and the main thing was to avoid the hundred ghosts coming to find trouble, and he had no way to deal with it. There is a fart for venting fire, and there is no jade seal of the head to protect him, do you fight with ghosts every day? The most important thing is, how did I know he would do this? He also made his own blood wise. ”

I was angry in my heart, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what should I do?" ”

The master thought for a while and said: "Restraint, restrain your temper and **, otherwise, something will happen, and Lao Tzu can't say it well." Therefore, now that you have the Vermilion Bird Dan Pen, you will have a greater chance of getting the Jade Seal of the Master. With this Vermilion Bird Dan pen in hand, I think, no one is your opponent now. ”

After listening to so many shocking people, I can't help but be happy when I hear this sentence now, "The world is invincible? ”

Master glanced at me, "See?" That is to say, you have that ability, but you still have to be careful, there are powerful characters in some places, and you may not be able to deal with these people even if you have the Vermilion Bird Dan Pen. Lao Tzu is teaching you, you have to remember that low-key is the most luxurious pretend. ”

I smiled, "Master, you are so powerful, give me a way, you see that my current situation is so bad, don't become a criminal then, how embarrassing is that?" ”

Master said, "That's easy, because your sexual orientation is normal, so don't talk to women in the future, don't meet women, don't be alone with women." In that case, you'll be grumpy at best, and you'll have absolutely no other problems. ”

"You'll kill me."

I was depressed all of a sudden, how can I live here?

It's not that I can't live without women, but if you think about it, the streets are full of women, so don't I go out on the streets? Do you stay at home every day?

The master thought for a moment and then said, "Of course, this is not an option. In this way, your temper will become more and more irritable and angry. In the end, it is possible to be insane, so you have to get the jade seal of the head quickly, remember, don't do things like men and women, otherwise, the ghosts will be more troublesome than you are now. ”

I sat on the bed with a weak ass, "Why am I so unlucky?" ”

"Unlucky?"

The master pouted, "You kid be content, my master's master has never seen the Vermilion Bird Danpen." And you are still the head of our Maoshan faction, how bullish do you think? If this is put in ancient times, you can command hundreds of thousands of people, how majestic and domineering! ”

I don't want to talk about this at all, it was also ancient, and now, I'm just a bare-bones commander, so I just play tricks with the master to the end, "Master, I don't care, anyway, you are the master's, you have to think of a way, I don't want to become a rascal." ”

"You, you die."

Master got up and suddenly slapped the door of his head, "Oh my God, look at my brain, I have forgotten what I am doing. ”

As soon as I heard the drama, I hurriedly asked Master, "Master, have you thought of anything?" ”

The master turned around and left, "I also made an appointment with the black and white impermanence to fight the landlord, damn, I lost hundreds of millions yesterday, by the way, you go back and burn me more, I just heard your call, and then I stopped by to take a look." This time I am very happy, you really lived up to the expectations of the teacher, I am optimistic about you, come on! ”

As soon as I stretched out my hand, Master disappeared.

"I'll go!"

I'm so angry that I'm dizzy, such an irresponsible master, I'm really angry.

Lao Tang encouraged me, "Anyway, Xiao Nan is next door, don't bear it if it doesn't work, reminisce about the past?" ”

I glared at Lao Tang fiercely, "Don't open any pot and mention which pot, okay?" ”

If you do something, you are haunted by white ghosts, and if you don't do it, you will be uncomfortable.

I thought, I'd better choose the latter one, if I'm haunted by ghosts every day, how can I live? It's better to die.

"Do you want Lao Tzu to chat with you? A diversion? ”

Old Tang lay down on a bed next to him and talked to me.

As soon as I thought about it, this was not bad, so I casually said something bad to Lao Tang, so that I could divert my attention even more.

I slept very hard this night, my mind was full of Xiao Nan's naked appearance, and then she looked at me and smiled, waving at me, I felt like crazy......

When I woke up the next day, I found that I was lying on Lao Tang's bed, and then Lao Tang was sitting on a stool next to him, looking at me with squinting eyes.