Chapter 11: Lonely Hell Peach Blossom Spring
My name is Chen Kexin, and you may not believe it, but I am in hell right now.
The two maids in front of me are actually not scary, it can be said that they are still a little beautiful, but their faces are pale and lifeless, and the upper and lower bodies are exaggeratedly separated.
But the opposite happened, and they were even more afraid of me, a big living man with three hours to live.
"Mother, we told you everything we knew." The maid on the left said and kowtowed to the ground, begging, "The slave and maid don't talk anymore, and beg the maid to spare my sister." ”
It's my sister who spoke, I already know the background of the two of them from what I said just now, one is Qin Dongmei, the other is Qin Lanzhu, she was a young lady from a big family before her death, and she was bullied to death by bullies in the middle of the family, and the two who didn't want to be reincarnated finally stayed in hell and served the king of Hades, and they were only assigned in recent days.
But this has nothing to do with me, just know that they are in charge of my daily life, in order to save trouble, I learned from the master's appearance and ordered, "In the future, I will call you two Xiaomei and Xiaozhu, now there is nothing you can retreat, I want to go out for a walk...... And also...... Can you two stop dismembering the body? Hurry up and get back to human form. ”
I glanced at the lower half of my body that was slowly kneeling up, trembling all over, and quickly pushed the door open.
Stepping out, the air is not as turbid as expected, but extremely fresh.
Is this Nima hell? I rubbed my eyes, a little incredulous.
Looking at it, the whole ink landscape painting scroll, condensed from the light distance empty, clean high sky, breeze floating clouds, mountain scenery vaguely, some blue and purple mist chaotic entanglement, such as someone such as the rafters big pen, splashing ink in the air to paint, horizontal and vertical strokes skillfully hooked back, three or two hooks, as if outlining a landscape livable paradise, there should be a beautiful woman living in the empty valley, the eyes are the water waves, the eyebrows are the mountain peaks gathering, the water sleeves flow clouds, the shallow hook is underwritten, the waist bow skirt dance, between the sky, there are fairy colors.
I actually lost my mind, and the sun, moon, mountains and rivers that the Buddha visited in his lifetime, and the brilliance of the places of interest and historic sites were all dimmed.
The mood suddenly improved inexplicably, I happily ran in the courtyard flat, greedily breathing the air here, the long-lost fragrance, away from the haze of the metropolis, it was so comfortable.
But a few big words appeared in the sky, otherwise I thought I had come to the fairy world.
This is the "Lonely Hell" of the eighteen layers of hell, as the sky shows, and as Xiaomei and Xiaozhu say.
Doesn't the legendary hell of loneliness allow sinful people to stay in the mountains and rivers that do not exist in the world, and live a lonely, inhuman life? Looking at it now, in addition to being sad and lonely, it is a good place, but if it were just me, this kind of pain must be unbearable.
These two guys also said that I was elegant and generous yesterday, and behaved decently, and thought that I was a scattered immortal from somewhere, and I was happy for my master, but this morning I found that in addition to the smell of mortals, I also had a terrifying ghostly aura, so I had the sentence "But ......"
"But Niangniang woke up today as if she was a different person."
When they said this later, most likely because they thought I was completely different from the wedding reception, and their reason was the smell of me.
I also made it clear to them that my mother not only ate people, but also ghosts! was so frightened that they didn't dare to squeak, and even told me the details of the entire Xiao Yan,
It turned out that Xiao Yan was the son of King Yama, but he was not the favored kind, but the marginalized kind, and the most important thing was that he was half of the Western Hell blood and was ostracized.
But I don't think King Yama really doesn't like him, otherwise he wouldn't have made such a show - as long as he can find an Eastern soul as a mate, he will be eligible to inherit the throne.
Probably mostly to restrain it, listening to what the Meizhu sisters said, the immortals who came to match the marriage this year are about to break the threshold of hell.
Outcome...... He finally found me, uncle! This is completely the pit for me, I have a woolen relationship with him!
The pill I was given yesterday was of no use at all except to restore my strength! He also lied to me that I could go back to the world, and now I have become the wife of Xiao Yanluo, can I go back?
Thinking of this, the leisurely state of mind just now suddenly split.
"Xiao Yan! You bastard! Get out of here! I stomped my foot and shouted unbridled into the sky.
Heaven and earth are long, and the echoes are weakened.
To be so sad is to be lonely.
"Niangniang, are you looking for the little prince?"
Mom! I jumped to my feet, and suddenly a head popped out of the dirt, and then a hand reached out and pulled myself out.
My heart was pounding, and even though it wasn't a moment before I came to the underworld, the things in hell were still too ...... It's ugly.
His appearance is like the scene of a car accident, miserable, with a green face and fangs, a fat head and big ears, and a dark complexion, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a wild boar, "You...... What are you? ”
He shook his head, and the flesh on his body trembled rhythmically, like waves on the seashore, layering on top of each other, and made me subconsciously take a few steps back.
"Don't be afraid, Niangniang, I am a lonely hell, you can call me [Xiao Fu], death means to cut flesh and bones, and I am in charge of the criminal code here. The little prince is learning to judge souls from the judge at the moment, and he will be back later. ”
"Your surname is Xiao too?" I took a second look at this Lord Yinsi, could it be Xiao Yan's brother, could it be that he actually has this virtue, and he usually looks so good in human skin?
"Ahem...... This slave follows the master's surname, in fact, the little prince's surname is [yama], that is, Yemo, but since the prince has orders, Xiao is our surname. ”
"That's a Sanskrit surname, right?" Seeing him nod, I remembered the name I saw at first sight when I saw the Narakade Bridge, so I asked, "I saw that the original name of the bridge was [Narakade], and then it became Narakade Bridge, what did that mean?" ”
"That Luojia means hell, but we are hell here, and it is just the boundary between yin and yang."
I nodded thoughtfully, and then asked, "Xiao Yan shouldn't have any real power there, right?" ”
"Niangniang's observation is subtle, it is indeed not as good as in hell, and she can't even fly there in a carriage or cast spells."
Sure enough, that guy only got on my body, pretending to be [Sanxian] to fly over in a short time, eighty percent of the entire wedding banquet was because he controlled my behavior, so he didn't wear a gang in front of so many people, I am a loose immortal, but an unlucky young woman who was deceived by someone, or a person who will die soon.
"When will I see Xiao Yan?"
"This ...... I don't know if my subordinates don't know. Xiao Yan's eyes suddenly flashed, and he asked abruptly, "Little Lord Wang gave you the [Sealing Vein Immortal Herb Pill]?" ”
What the hell is the name? How does it sound like a poison and a fairy elixir? Could it be the elixir that tricked me into returning to the world? Isn't that a big tonic pill that boosts physical strength?
I replied suspiciously, "I'm not sure, but I did take one of the pills he gave me in the morning." ”
"How do you feel?"
"No, except that my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and I have strength all over my body, I haven't noticed any changes."
Xiao Yan frowned, the flesh on his face was about to twist together, and he said slowly: "It shouldn't be, that's the elixir that King Yama gave to the little prince." ”
Elixir? Originally, I didn't believe in any elixir in the world, but I was in the depths of hell, I had seen countless souls, and I even married the youngest son of King Yama, no, I was abducted!
"What's the use of eating?"
Seeing that he didn't reply, I was suddenly a little embarrassed, this guy won't see through my identity, I'm not a mortal now, but a [scattered immortal], or the new wife of the little prince!
No, I'm going to keep talking! Thousands of wears are not worn by sycophants! I immediately burst out laughing.
"Xiao Yin Si, you see that I am also the first time to come to the underworld, I don't understand many things, it is very likely that our side is called differently from here, but it is the same thing, so ...... Tell me what you know, what is going on with this elixir? I smiled and pulled up his fat arm and walked towards the stone table in the courtyard, "Come, Xiao Yin Si, sit down, look at your strong body, it must be very hard in normal times, it is worth Xiao ...... The little prince trusts it. ”
"That's nature, I know everything big and small here!" Xiao Yan showed a smug expression, and then sat on the stone bench, the poor stone bench was almost broken, but there were still visible cracks to the naked eye.
"What Niangniang said also makes sense, this [Sealing Vein Immortal Grass Pill] is made from the spirit grass that gathers the essence of the sun and the moon on the cliff at the junction of the two worlds of the immortal and the underworld, and absorbs the qi of the immortal underworld, and its effect can heal the pain and increase the mana, if mortals eat it, they can also give birth to immortal veins and bring the dead back to life."
Coming back to life, I repeated it in my heart with a lot of playfulness, the kid didn't lie to me, it seems that I spent the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
"I see, isn't that [Nine Turns Returning Yang Dan]!" I remembered the game I had played before, and randomly reported the name of the resurrection potion, calling it thirty-seven twenty-one, and first rounded the lie.
He shook his head for a while, and suddenly patted the stone table and said, "I've heard this name, a ghost told me about it before, and I thought to myself that he was farting, how could a mortal see it, but I didn't expect him to really hear of it." ”
"Huh...... Is it? Haha, I'll just say, maybe the name is different, just like hell is also called [Narakha]. I wiped the sweat from my forehead with my arm and said, "I'm fine, why did he give me this food, I'm not dead!" ”
"That's a mistake!" Xiao Yan suddenly sneered, "Unless King Yama changes the book of life and death, it will only return to the light and hold on for a while." But when it comes to increasing immortal power, it is a real benefit, I see that you are radiant this morning, there is immortal energy flowing around, eighty percent of what elixir you have eaten, and yesterday it happened that the little prince got a congratulatory gift. ”
In this way, if I really want to come back from the dead and change my life, I have to wait for Xiao Yan, this kid, to become the king of Yama.
"You, you......" I smiled at him, and quickly complimented, "It's really a small matter, I can't hide anything from you!" Xiao Yan Although he is cold on the surface, he is actually very attentive to me! Very good for me. ”
I almost choked myself to death when I said this, but I had to do it for my own safety.
"That's nature, I'll tell you, who in hell doesn't know that our little prince is a dragon and phoenix among people, and sooner or later he will inherit the throne of King Yama! If you marry him, that's the blessing you've cultivated for several lifetimes! ”
Bah, this big-tailed wolf not only followed Aunt Ben, but also lured him so far, and he didn't even have the memory of getting married......
I gritted my teeth and smirked, "That's ...... Is that...... I seem to be a little tired and want to go back and take a break. ”
"Niangniang laughed, it's still early, why don't you let your subordinates take you to visit this lonely hell?"
I squinted at him, this guy, how can he be as annoying as Xiao Yan, but...... Maybe I'll find my way back.