"Do you know you're scared now? Why don't you think about it before you do it? "I didn't say angrily, but fortunately, Xiaoshu's hands were not too heavy, and the fat man was unconscious but still breathing. If you really miss it, you will slap this fat man to death with a brick...... It's scary to think about.

"I'm not here to protect you......" Xiaoshu muttered aggrievedly.

"Cut, you can't hear anyone claim to be the smartest person in the world." I debunked it mercilessly, and looked at the unconscious fat man on the bed with some embarrassment, "It's all filmed, let's do it when the opportunity comes." With that, he pulled out a silver hairpin from his bun and stabbed it hard in the middle of the fat man.

The fat man really bounced up instantly, and shouted in a daze: "Someone! ...... Protector"

I reached out and covered his mouth with lightning speed, "It's okay, it's okay!" No Assassins, take it easy. "Dare to be frightened by the assassins, and this royal relative deserves to be pitiful. Thinking of this, I bent my eyebrows and gave the fat man an extremely gentle smile.

In my false smile, the fat man finally calmed down and touched the back of his head with a puzzled expression, "I just ...... What's wrong...... Hiss! ”

I glanced at Xiaoshu helplessly: how to explain the fact that such a big bag was slapped on the back of someone's head, and the evidence was ironclad? Turning to the fat man, the smile on his face was as bright as a sunflower, "It's okay, it's okay, you just ...... I have a slight injury, and I just happen to have medicine here, wipe it for you? ”

But the fat man didn't give up: "How did I get hurt?" It seems to have been hit by some blunt object......"

I grabbed the little tree that was about to "do things by one person and be responsible for one person", and the smile on my face became more and more sincere, "No, it just happened that a brick flew from the courtyard wall and hit the back of your head, which is really unlucky." ”

As soon as these words came out, the fat man and Xiaoshu let out a "Huh? ”

I immediately put on an expression of righteous indignation, "The old Wang next door is really the two of them, they will do it if they don't agree with each other, and they will smash the pot and smash the bowl and hit the bricks as soon as they do it, it is really Sven sweeping the floor, and it is extremely bad!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xiaoshu, who came back to his senses, reached out and picked up an iron pot for decoction of medicine, "But whenever the old king and his family fight, our family will not dare to go out without a pot on their heads!" ”

The fat man timidly looked at the big iron pot in Xiao Shu's hand, "Really? You can also be described as a neighbor like this...... Bear the burden of humiliation. After sighing, the fat man finally remembered his original intention, turned over again, and grabbed me with a pair of fat hands, "Answer!" Tell me the answer! ”

Before he could get his hand, a swarthy black pot had already slapped the back of his white and fat hand, "If you have something to say, don't do it!" ”

I cast an approving expression at the bodyguard Xiaoshu, turned my eyes to look at the fat man, and smiled sincerely and kindly: "Gao Gongzi, do you want to order the newspaper?" ”

"Huh?" The fat man was obviously a little confused, "What is a newspaper?" ”

I pulled a copy of "Guangmu Zhi" on the bookcase next to me and stuffed it into the fat man's hand, "The best news media in Jinling City, covering the facts of the world and reading all the world. The first issue of the 10th issue is on sale, the newsboy is intimately delivered to the door, ten taels of silver is subscribed for one year, and more than ten copies have discounts! ”

The fat man blinked blankly, obviously confused by my advertisement, "But...... What does this have to do with the answer? ”

Seeing that he was not moved at all, I simply made it clear: "If you don't subscribe to the newspaper, the answer will not tell you." ”