Chapter 46: Women Are Vegetables

It was said that it was a color, but it was better to say that it was a flattering eye, and if the beauty threw it, it would be okay, this look was thrown over the face of this chubby middle-aged woman, and I suddenly felt goosebumps fall to the ground.

"What's not to eat outside?" Although I had goosebumps, I was still a little curious, so I asked with goosebumps on my face.

"It's a young moth!" The proprietress was still smiling exaggeratedly.

"Oh? Isn't it just a little goose! I replied, "What's so special about that?" ”

"It's only on our mountain!"

"Oh? Is it a wild goose? I said to Grandpa Sun, "Then let's have a taste!" ”

Seeing that Grandpa Sun didn't deny it, I turned to the proprietress and said, "Are you eating this stew?" ”

"Stewed?" The proprietress didn't seem to have heard of this practice, but she didn't say much, just patiently explained, "We're all fried and eaten!" ”

"Why don't we have one, it's fragrant! Just enough to replenish your stamina! I said to Grandpa Sun.

"Okay, let's have a plate!" Grandpa Sun agreed.

When preparing food in the small restaurant, I smiled and asked Grandpa Sun, "How is it?" ”

"How's that?" Grandpa Sun was puzzled.

I gave me a look, "That's the boss!" ”

At this time, the proprietress was standing at the counter, wearing a lace black tights, her chest was ridiculously large, her arms were leaning on the front desk of the restaurant, she felt that her breasts were trembling and fell on the counter, and there was a conspicuous red mole on her chest, and she threw her wink at the guests!

"Tsk, it's so greasy!" Grandpa Sun said.

"Haha, do you still know the word 'greasy'?"

"Isn't that meat greasy or what?" Grandpa Sun took a sip of black tea and said slowly.

Looking at him like this, I feel that I need to give him some knowledge, "Although you are older, you don't necessarily understand women, women are divided into different categories, some are boiled cabbage hearts, which are catchy to eat, some are sweet and sour fish, which tastes sweet and sour, some are braised pork, which tastes fragrant but not greasy, and some areβ€”β€”"

I paused deliberately, trying to hang Grandpa Sun's taste.

Sure enough, he was curious, "What else?" ”

It seems that this person is not a Sun monkey who is completely uninterested in women!

"And this boss lady like that?" I said unhurriedly.

"Then what's this boss lady's money!"

"It's the pork stewed vermicelli we ordered, it's fragrant and greasy, the vermicelli is slippery in your mouth, this is a popular type for many men!"

"Forget it! I think let's change the dish! Do you want me to eat? ”

"Alright, I won't tease you anymore!" I'm a little happy, I feel that I finally have more knowledge than Grandpa Sun on a subject, of course, I'm not a person who reads countless women, and I'm the only one Xiaowei from beginning to end, and those judgments just now were made by Da Yuan, a dormitory in the university.

I won't go into detail about this guy's history here, in short, in his own words, whether it is a bus or a private car, he drives it correctly.

"But you're right!" Grandpa Sun looked left and right, "The people who eat in this small restaurant are really men!" ”

"Look, I'm not wrong, someone is good about this, otherwise, I'll contact you!" I glanced up and down at Grandpa Sun, "At your age, if you meet this boss lady, you can be regarded as an old cow eating tender grass!" ”

"What nonsense, if you talk nonsense, I can cure you!"

"Hey, there's no money here, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

"Okay, you said you weren't afraid, first return the five emperor money to me, and then I poured this thing down, see what you do?"

He took out the jar soaked in the boy's urine, and inside was the beans that warded off evil spirits, and pretended to pour them on the ground.

"Don't, grandpa, don't, let's get acquainted, let's not be like this!" I don't want to be tortured to death by those demons in the middle of the night.

"Okay, I won't tease you, let's eat!"

The cooking was served, it was the fried young moth, the dense small moth on the plate, it was okay not to look at it, this time Grandpa Sun and I both sprayed tea on the table.

I moved the stool back and asked, "Isn't it a goose?" ”

"That's right! It's a moth! The waiter said.

"I thought it was the big white goose!"

"That's right! This is the Great White Moth when it was a child! The waiter explained.

Damn, it's just a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth.

Grandpa Sun and I both understood that this "moth" is not the other "goose".

Actually, if it weren't for the catastrophe in the mountains, Grandpa Sun and I wouldn't have reacted so much, but we just escaped from those thousands of white moths, and we already have a shadow on this thing.

I pinched my nose and said, "Take it away!" ”

The proprietress obviously saw the reaction of me and Grandpa Sun, and walked over, "There is a rule in our store, you can't return the food when it's made!" She still said this with a smile, but her tone was obviously serious, probably afraid that we would pay the bill.

"Okay, you hurry up and leave, let's settle the bill!" My hand was still pinching my nose.

The little waiter snorted, probably thinking that the two of us were so ignorant that we didn't even eat the souvenirs.

Two minutes later, the pork stewed vermicelli came up, and I asked for a bottle of Tsingtao beer, and I wanted to order one with him, but the kid said he didn't drink.

"Finally a good meal!" I sighed, and I quickly picked up the largest piece of pork and stuffed it into my mouth.

"Hehe, look at your state is okay! I'm not as discouraged as I was when I first came out of the hole! ”

"What's the solution, you have to fill your stomach!" I took a sip of a cold beer, and it tasted so refreshing.

"Okay, tell me, what are your plans?" Grandpa Sun asked me.

"I've thought about it, after eating this night's pork stewed vermicelli, let's go on our way!" I'm a foodie by nature, as long as there is meat in my mouth, any worries can be put aside, and now I have pork vermicelli to take care of, which can be described as full of fighting spirit!

"On the road? How to get on the road? ”

As soon as I entered the restaurant just now, I borrowed the proprietress charger, which happened to be the same model as my mobile phone, and after charging it for a while, the mobile phone could be turned on, which is called not fighting an unprepared battle.

I opened the Gaode map on my phone and said to Grandpa Sun, "I looked at the map on my phone, and there are about three streets in Luomen Town, one is dedicated to coffins, called 'Coffin Street', one is dedicated to shroud wreaths, called 'Huashou Street', and one is dedicated to tombstones, called 'Stone Tablet Street', I analyzed the location of these three streets, which are roughly parallel, and the direction is from south to north!" ”

"And then?"

I said that these three waypoints are open and large, and show them to Grandpa Sun, "The left is the 'Coffin Street', the middle is 'Huashou Street', and the street on the right is the 'Stone Tablet Street', the two of us acted separately, I took the 'Coffin Street', you took the 'Stone Tablet Street', both from the south side of each street, and then to the north side of the 'Huashou Street' to converge, and walk 'Huashou Street' together." ”

My words were a bit long, which made Grandpa Sun foggy, and he didn't seem to understand what he meant, "What do you want to say?" Grandpa Sun asked.

"Just go from house to house and ask if there are any dead men around you, don't you say? Anyone who has died will go back to this town of Rohmon to do business. ”

After he heard me, he gave me a blank slate, "Alas! That's your idea? I thought it was a good idea? ”

"What do you say? What should I do? Didn't you come to Rohmon Town to ask door-to-door? ”

"Then let me ask you, if the investigation shows that there are a hundred such men, and these hundred men are from a hundred villages, then you still go to these hundred villages to see?"

"Well, that's right!"

Grandpa Sun has a point, we are not police, if this is the case, we will definitely die of exhaustion before the investigation comes out.

"Then you say, what are you doing in Rohmon Town?" I asked Grandpa Sun.

"My path is blocked!" Grandpa Sun sighed, took a bite of pork and put it in his mouth.

Grandpa Sun said that his road was blocked, what did he mean?