193 Sculptures
The military advisers' bitter hatred and curses against the leader of the thieves fully understood the truth that the human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant.
If before this accident happened, the Earth team could have gotten a valuable drill close to actual combat without paying any price for Wu Qingchen and his entourage, I believe that any staff officer would have laughed from ear to ear.
In fact, the attitude of the military advisers is itself in the minority.
In order to reduce noise and improve efficiency, the delegates at the conference table and the advisory groups present from afar are equipped with headsets and throat microphones. The headset is good, everyone is very used to it, and the throat microphone is a little unaccustomed to the use of these high-ranking gentlemen.
As a result, experts in other fields who are relatively close to the military adviser have intermittently heard what the adviser is talking about.
Listening to these remarks that are obviously contrary to safety first and stability first, and listening to these attitudes that only hate Wu Qingchen and his party for not fighting with the thieves, especially when I hear "Judging from the information we have so far, there are also thieves near the parish and barony, and when you return to Aikeli Village, you may consider asking Mr. Wu Qingchen to find their traces." "Divergent plan......
If it weren't for the fact that they obviously couldn't beat these bastards with water in their brains, and the experts in other fields with extremely unhappy faces, I am afraid that they would have jumped up and hit the dog brains of these military advisers first!
Fortunately, the representatives carefully selected by various countries for the celestial events are basically old-fashioned and respectful figures, and do not have the natural aggressiveness and adventurous factors of military blocs.
"This chance encounter with the thieves has had a certain positive effect...... However, the causes, processes, and results are not actually controllable, and the occurrence of such incidents should be avoided as much as possible in the future, and the implementation of the original plan should be adhered to. ”
It is not difficult to see from the final judgment of the Provisional Committee that the official attitude towards this unexpected outcome is cautiously optimistic.
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Super authority, internal information, excellent colleagues, social responsibility, rapid progress, achievement, self-fulfillment......
In the past few days, Qin Gengxin has fallen in love with the new profession of "water army", which takes money to post.
The terrible air defense siren had just ended, and after taking a deep breath and groping carefully all over his body to make sure that there were no missing parts and no pain, Qin Gengxin quickly got up from the floor and rushed to the computer.
"What's the situation?"
"Fucking scared the hell out of me!"
"I'm still shaking."
"I'm not afraid of your jokes, I really peed."
"Damn, my last words are all read into the voice of my mobile phone! Who did I remember to leave my last words to listen to? ”
In the joint venture-guest commentator work group, the sigh of the rest of the life after the catastrophe quickly swiped the screen.
After the scare, the content exploring the cause was quickly launched.
"What the hell is going on with my grass?"
"Any news? Is there a conclusion? ”
"The information has not been updated."
"Summon the leader!"
In about seven minutes, the group owner appeared: the special clip of "Thief Incident" has been uploaded to the group, please browse as soon as possible, the list of relevant task links will be updated soon, please pay attention to the hot word guidance.
Qin Gengxin quickly entered the groupware, and with a little shaking, the number of downloads of the "Thief Incident" video has been refreshed to 9.
"I'm grass!"
Qin Gengxin subconsciously screamed and turned the number into 80.
"I see......"
When watching the special clip of "The Thief Incident", according to the habits formed in the past few days, in the joint venture-special commentator work group, Qin Gengxin and his colleagues began to discuss the direction of the upcoming public opinion guidance.
"'Accidental' and 'fully prepared' must be a key point...... "The group members "speak deeply and basically rely on pretense", which is a Wumao party who is good at forum debate: "The staff group can formulate 10,000 plans, and the training group can plan 10,000 projects, but Mr. Wu Qingchen has only one, no matter the time and energy, it is absolutely impossible to cover everything, only to grow selectively and purposefully." Although Mr. Wu Qingchen did not receive targeted training for 'encountering bandits', his actual performance has fully proved that for similar accidental incidents, the training content arranged by the Earth team has actually been 'fully prepared'. ”
"This time the thieves just echoed the traffic part of the "Mill Strategy"......" according to Guanghua Gongzi, a member of the emperor's group, pointed out: "The road is not quiet in person, and Mr. Wu Qingchen's appearance can add a heavyweight reason to the construction of the mill." ”
"The three thieves caught are also a reward...... "CC", a group member who is good at research, said, "Mosquitoes are meat again, and the more human resources the better...... Moreover, these three thieves came from three places, and the intelligence of the surrounding areas that the earth urgently needed, especially the political, economic, and natural environment of the forest edge area, had three more experienced intelligence channels. ”
"Pay attention to the current appearance of the messenger and the police officer...... Qin Gengxin also contributed a little idea: "These three thieves can also let the people around Wu Qingchen accept the spiritual baptism of bittersweet memories." ”
"Not bad...... The woods can also be ......"
“……”
The co-opted Five Maoists were in full swing and were digging out their hearts to discuss washing the floor...... Public opinion guidance program.
A few minutes later, the official guidance plan came:
: List of Rogue Event Results.
: Decide on the corresponding training subjects for Wu Qingchen's correct response.
: The positive effect of the Thieves on Mill Strategy.
: Thief captives are versatile.
: The significance of the encounter to Wu Qingchen's exercise.
: Encounters increase the combat effectiveness of core human resources.
: Screening the credibility of core human resources in emergencies.
: Riding through the crisis together is a huge boost to cohesion.
……
And so on and so forth.
The sprinkler from the official has enough water, and the routines just discussed by Wumao have almost all been covered, and provide rich materials, sufficient evidence, detailed data, and the logic is tight and convincing.
"Antoine runs 100 meters in 22 seconds! Can you run so fast with a weapon on your shoulder? The shoes are gone, and the tongue is sticking out...... This guy, Mr. Wu Qingchen didn't teach in vain! ”
"Roncorn is not bad either! The 'compressed biscuits' given by Wu Qingchen, he actually secretly put back the long-eared duffel bag......"
"I can't see it, Harry, a serf, usually doesn't say anything, but at the critical moment, he actually went to the front!"
"Abbeville is going to be out of luck! Rice! When the three thieves were about to appear, this guy had already secretly retreated! This bastard is usually so diligent, he knows people and faces, but he doesn't know his heart! ”
"! If it weren't for this accident, the psychologist would have been deceived by him! I don't know what will happen in the future! ”
Looking at these materials, the five Maos have to admit that the official has indeed put a lot of effort into the work of guiding public opinion this time.
However, propaganda belongs to propaganda, and information belongs to information.
The terrified earthlings, can they now bear to accept this information calmly?
Can you calm down?
For this question, the status of a university interest group is more representative:
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"Corresponding plan...... Be well prepared...... The right decision-making ......"
Mobile phones, computers, and radio are overwhelmingly scrolling through the entries, and the team leader from the School of Environmental Engineering sneered while flipping through them: "If you run, you will run, Mr. Wu Qingchen is a global person, is there still someone who forces him to play heads-up?" Is it necessary to blow the escape from the battle so far-sightedly, is it a last resort? ”
"Combat effectiveness...... Encounters...... Positive effects...... Significance...... Phew! ”
The deputy head of the team from the School of Chemical Technology was full of disdain: "It's really tall...... Flicker, continue to flicker, paralyzed Just looking at these materials, I thought it was the Battle of the Hundred Regiments, the Normandy landing, and the decisive battle of the Ace Army! ”
"Bullshit Ace Showdown!"
"Two cowards meet!"
"Rookies peck at each other!"
"Better than rotten victory!"
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Eighteen hundred years later.
The Middle World.
Inside the bus.
After two stops, Shen Lin continued to look out the window in a daze.
In my ear, the old lady had already talked about the ** paragraph of "Out of the Akley Chronicles":
"Countless poisonous crows cover the sky and the sun, and they are attacking in the sky; Huge beasts swooped down, trees fell...... The shakers flinched, and the void appeared...... With sharp claws and long tongues, the unrighteous are surrounded by a deep poisonous mist, and the saint's mind is heavy and his body is weak...... Hunger, curse, pain, bite, madness, rage, an evil command from the top of the mountain......"
"Expulsion! The man threw wheat, honey, and vanilla into the sky, and the boundless crows squeaked and scattered...... Clean! The man threw holy water into the earth, and the great tree rose up to the sky, and bound the beast firmly...... Commiseration! The divine light shone on the unrighteous man, the thick poisonous mist dissipated, the sharp claws became soft into hands, and the long tongue dissipated and spit out human voices: ...... May your mercy and forgiveness the sufferings of the world, and may your glory shine on all beings on earth. ”
"What's that......"
I don't know if it's because I'm depressed, or if the weather is bad, or because the smell of buns from behind the bus is too strong, or because the old lady's nagging is too long......
In short, Shen Lin, who was in a depressed mood, always looked out the window, and opened his mouth that was firmly closed for two stops: "This grandma is vanilla, holy water, and divine light...... The supernatural power is so awesome, so why is there never a horse next to the sculpture of Luos/Wu Qingchen? ”
"There were no horses by the man's side", is a time-honored religious joke.
It was the darkest era in history, and a certain nobleman did not dare to publish his last words until his death, and later generations turned them out of the grave.
This kind, conscientious gentleman, after a series of packages such as confiscation of property by the church, seizure of tenant farmers, removal of knighthoods, excommunication, etc., in despair, anger, from countless piles of old papers, it was concluded that before "that man", the sculptures of the church often appeared war horses, and after "that man", the sculptures of the church no longer had a place for horses.
The gentleman of conscience thus guessed that the "man" in the vast world, when he radiated radiance, was probably not as invincible as the church later claimed, and the church, fearing that it would arouse associations, simply canceled all the horses that were the most symbols of bravery and victory at that time.
A joke is a joke, and a joke is more than just a joke.
As soon as this sentence was finished, Shen Lin regretted it.
It is no longer appropriate to call the holy name directly, and it is closer to blasphemy to call the last three words, as for the final joke......
It doesn't take too long, hundreds of years ago, the guy who committed the first item was estimated to be smashed by the people around him, and if he committed the second item, he might go to the Inquisition for tea, and if he committed the third item, there must have been another handful of material on the stake.
In fact, even now it is not easy, Shen Lin noticed that with his words, the eyes of the entire bus focused on himself.
You must know that although the joke of "horse" has a long history and spreads widely, few people will come out in public.
In any case, even those who hate the church most of the time will only take their anger out on the church, and very few people choose to attack "that person."
No one can deny the white and flawless holy name of "that man", let alone the great promotion of history and the great contribution of "that man" to society.
"I'm sorry."
In the eyes of surprise, displeasure, and reproach, Shen Lin stood up, bowed slightly to the old lady whose face had turned pale, and sincerely apologized.
"Child...... The ......old lady's lips trembled, "Of course, there are no horses around that man, and how can a man with pity oppress other living beings." ”
This sentence is also widely circulated, and Shen Lin is certainly familiar with it.
At this time, when the bus arrived, Shen Lin walked quickly to the door and looked around the bus, not only to the old lady, but also to the other passengers who still had a high proportion of faith even after entering modern society: "I'm sorry." ”
Shen Lin got out of the car ahead of schedule.
From here, to the platform where Shen Lin usually gets off, there are about two kilometers in the middle.
Looking at the time, there were still more than twenty minutes before going to work, and Shen Lin decided to walk over.
After walking forty or fifty meters, the intersection arrived, and there was a red light ahead, and Shen Lin stopped.
It is the time of rush hour, the intersection is quite congested, and the long queue of vehicles is not in sight.
At this moment, Shen Lin's ears suddenly faintly heard "woo...... Woo...... Woo ......" sound.
Shen Lin turned his head, and sure enough, at the end of his vision, the long convoy suddenly turned to the left, and forcibly vacated a lane.
Following the gap vacated by many vehicles, a truck drove straight towards the intersection.
Seeing the yellow and black signature pattern on the surface of the truck, as well as the open compartment that completely ignored the city's ban, Shen Lin recognized it without difficulty: this was a special vehicle for the Holy Bee to move.
Dizzy......
Shen Lin hurriedly retreated, this is "the closest brother of mankind", if he is kissed a few times, it is not an ordinary enjoyment.
Shen Lin quickly retreated, and was suddenly lightly blocked.
Well? What's wrong?
Shen Lin turned his head, ready to see who he had hit or what he had hit.
Halfway through his turn, Shen Lin's whole body stiffened, and a cold sweat broke out all over his body.
Just behind him, less than 10 centimeters away, a deep black hole, already with its mouth wide open, was waiting to be devoured.
"I'm grass! The people of the parish of Denia have done their business here? Steal your paralyzed manhole cover! ”
Shen Lin scolded angrily, and hurriedly walked a few steps forward.
"Thank you, thank you so much......"
Away from the black hole and walking to a safe place, Shen Lin turned around again, ready to thank his life-saving benefactor: "If it weren't for you, I would ......"
Hey?
Well?
What's going on?
Shen Lin was stunned, and there was no one in front of him.
After staying for a second, Shen Lin quickly circled in place and looked around.
Within the field of vision, the nearest pedestrian was also seven or eight meters away from Shen Lin.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Shen Lin's eyes widened.
That's right, this place used to be a garbage can, and normal people would not choose to pass by this side.
Also, when I was pushed just now, such a close distance......
Shen Lin swore that if someone left at this distance, he would definitely feel it!
However, Shen Lin didn't have a similar feeling at all.
Frowning deeply, Shen Lin recalled carefully, when he retreated just now, he was pushed, although it was very light and light, but it was definitely a real touch.
Well, and......
Shen Lin continued to recall: The sense of touch should be an arm.
It's a particularly warm arm.
But what about people?
The green light is on, cars are coming and going, people are coming and going.
Shen Lin stood in place, at a loss.
That warm feeling......
Why is it so familiar?
Why go straight to the heartstrings?
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