Whether it was me on the table or Luo Mu on the kang, they all squirted out the rice porridge in their mouths, "What are you talking about?" I shouted.

"Let you marry me?" Luo Hua said these four words at a glance, very seriously.

I snorted, "What are you kidding?" ”

Luo Hua raised her head and glanced at me, "I'm not joking!" ”

Hey, this little girl is really serious!

"That, Luo Hua, it's a joke, this kind of joke can't be made blind!" I hurriedly said to her!

"I'm emphasing, I'm not joking!"

Luo Mu laughed and said to me, "Okay! A man, captured my sister so quickly? ”

I hurriedly waved my hand, "No, that's not the case, don't listen to her nonsense!" ”

Quickly pulled Luo Hua aside, "What the hell is going on with you?" How could you say such an out-of-tune thing early in the morning! ”

She shook me off, "I'm out of tune? Was this a decision I thought about overnight? ”

Luo Muqiang couldn't help laughing, "Then tell my brother, how did you make this decision?" ”

Hey, this kid's attitude is too playful, it's completely a state of watching jokes, his sister said such a thing, he didn't stop it, and he was still fanning the fire there.

"Well, first of all, we had an agreement yesterday that if I help him do something, as long as I ask him to do it, he will do it; Second, he hugged me during the day yesterday; Third, he peeked at me taking a shower last night? Luo Hua looked confident.

After hearing her words, I was angry, and quickly retorted, "You make it clear, who peeked at you taking a bath?" I couldn't sleep, I was passing by—"

"Yes, just when you were passing by, why did you just look out the window!"

"Then why are you a girl taking a shower without drawing the curtains!"

"Westinghouse usually doesn't live in people, but because you came, I went to live, and this house doesn't live with people, so there are no curtains!"

"Then you can't just say that I peeked at you taking a shower!"

Luo Mu saw that the two of us were about to quarrel, and said, "Don't quarrel with you two first, listen to me!" ”

"Okay, you say!"

"Okay, first, I don't care if you peek or not, do you see my sister's body!" Romu asked me.

I lowered my head, a little embarrassed, "Sort of, I didn't see clearly!" ”

"What, you still want to see if you want to take a closer look!" Luo Hua was furious at that time.

"Okay, that's what you saw, okay, then I'll ask you the second question, did you hug my sister yesterday!"

"Hug, but I did it for a reason!"

"What is the reason?" Luo Mu asked.

When the words came to my mouth, I swallowed them again, I don't know how to speak, I can't say that I suspect that she is a ghost, let's test it with blood jade!

Seeing that I was speechless, Luo Mu continued, "Then the third question, did you promise Luo Hua that as long as you can do something, you will do it for her!" ”

"Yes, but—" Before I could finish, I was interrupted by Luo Mu again.

"Then let me ask you, are you married?"

I shook my head, "No, I just graduated from college, how can I get married?" ”

"That's it, don't say anything else, look at my sister's body, this is called knowing the secret of the boudoir, hugging my sister, this is called having a skin-to-skin kiss, promising to do things for my sister, this is called having a covenant of vows, the three requirements of marriage have been met, just find a time to do the marriage!" Luo Mu said solemnly there.

Hey, is this young man in front of him a person in the twentieth century, why don't you talk about the emotional foundation, just these three articles, let me marry his sister, this is too outrageous!

I waved my hands vigorously, "No, I decided no!" ”

"What's not to do, isn't my sister worthy of you?" Romu pretended to be angry.

"It's not a question of deserving or not deserving!" I hurriedly searched for the reason in my mind, Luo Mu said it conclusively, I had to refute him, "First, marriage can't be such a child's play, no matter what, you have to pay attention to an emotional foundation; Second, in my current situation, I have a lot of rights and wrongs, I can't live today and tomorrow, and I can't give your sister happiness; Third, although I don't know how old your sister is, I look at her appearance, I guess she is still a minor, and I can't bully her; Fourth, and most importantly, I have a girlfriend! ”

Actually, I have another reason in my heart, but I didn't say it! I don't even know if his sister is a human or a ghost, I can't marry her! He said four reasons in one breath, in order to overpower the three reasons that Luo Mu said.

I heard that I have a girlfriend, Luo Hua's eyes drooped, I felt that she was really a little sad, could it be that women are like this, and their feelings are so violent?

Luo Mu glanced at me, "You really have a girlfriend?" ”

"Yes!"

He showed a look of regret, but it didn't last a second, and then said, "It's okay if you're not married." ”

Damn, what kind of people are these, how can anyone be a brother like this, how can marriage be a child's play!

Luo Mu glanced at Luo Hua again, "You tell my brother the truth, do you really want to marry her!" ”

Luo Hua nodded.

Is this person sick, he has been exposed to this half-day kung fu, and he plans to marry me, I really don't understand the worldview of the people of Romon Town!

I hurriedly said to Luo Mu, "Brother, although the two of us have not been in contact for a long time, it can be regarded as a friend of life and death, you can't push me into the fire pit!" ”

"What do you mean? My sister has turned into a fire pit? Luo Mu was not satisfied.

These words irritated Luo Hua, she stomped her foot angrily, pointed to the tip of my nose and said, "You! Then he ran out with a puff of smoke.

I know it's a bit excessive, but I can't help it!

"It's over, I'm angry!" Luo Mu pointed to Luo Hua's back.

"There's no way to get angry! You know that I can't help myself, or I can't force myself to break into the official door, and now it's okay, I almost put you in, if I catch your sister again, it's too inhuman, and I really have a girlfriend, I can't bear her! ”

"Alas!" Luo Mu sighed, "It's the first time I've seen my sister serious when I've grown so big!" ”

"It's not okay to be serious!"

"But I wondered, how did you and my sister meet? was also led home by her! ”

"It's a coincidence, yesterday Grandpa Sun had a bad stomach, so he went to the toilet, during which I saw a person I had been looking for, and I followed, and then I got separated from Grandpa Sun, and then-" I told Luo Mu about the whole process, of course, this time I must mention the part of the proprietress .

"What do you say? The hostess is dead! Romu grew his mouth.

"It's dead, Luo Hua and I have seen it!"

"There is such a strange thing!"

"What is this called, what's even more strange is that just in Luo Hua's efforts to find someone, under my nose, such a big living person, no, no, the big dead man is gone!"

"It's outrageous!" Luo Mu sighed.

"Not only is it gone, but there is also a sentence that says what 'this is a warning', I don't know what it means, who to warn and what to warn?"

Luo Mu was also thinking there and asked me, "Was there anyone else in the vegetable market at that time?" ”

"Of course there are people in the vegetable market, but the stalls will be removed, there are not many people, and I am around the public toilet!"

"That's a warning to you!"

"Why?"

"Do you think, there are so many people in the toilet in the vegetable market, and no one sees the corpse, but when you look, the corpse appears, and disappears the corpse under your nose, and then this sentence appears in front of you, not to warn you are to warn who?"

"You think that really makes sense? But I still don't understand what to warn me! ”

"Let's think about it along the train of thought, the person who wants to warn you is using the boss's wife to warn you, you are an outsider, and few people know you, so think about it, in this Luomen Town, who knows that you and the boss's lady know each other!"

"You and your father know, do you say—" I suddenly remembered a man, "is he?" ”

Luo Mu's glasses were clear and clear, as if he hadn't been seriously injured!