"Deng Deng! Deng Deng! That's great! I knew you weren't going to die! I always knew that! You scoundrel, where have you been all this time? Do you know that you are not by my side, I can't talk to you, how much I miss you, how boring my life is every day, I promise never to scold you again in the future, you don't leave me! All right? ”

"Put your hands down! How dare you be disrespectful to me? I'm not the boyfriend you've been dreaming of! I'm a man of status! ”

"You are Deng Deng! You look at the slippers you wear, and your looks, your height, you think you brought a lady's big-brimmed hat, and I won't recognize you? Deng Deng? Did you get kidnapped by someone, so you can't say who you are, you just asked for 2 chicken steak rice, what's going on? Who are you with? Is it the man from the dead man's slope, or the man in the long black trench coat! Don't be afraid, you wait for me in the supermarket, and then I'll call the police for you right away! We're at the supermarket, which has a monitor, you ......."

"Stop, stop! What a mess you're talking about! ”

"Deng Deng, you have amnesia? What did they give you to eat? ”

"You're sick! I originally thought that there was a supermarket next to it, but your house is a restaurant, and it is still open, and I want to eat something hot, but who knows that your family is less because of mental illness, and I don't eat at your house! I'm driving to eat somewhere else! I don't believe it, I can't eat even if I have money? ”

"Deng Deng, why do you know how to drive? Did the kidnappers sign you up for driving school? ”

"Gotta get it! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand at all! ”

"You are Deng Deng! You can still say it, this is what Deng Deng often says, you wait a minute, I will show you something and you will remember! ”

"I'm right, isn't it? I won't tell you anymore, and I can't tell who's a fool anymore! ”

"Deng Deng, look at this pencil case, do you remember? You asked Zhao Tian to take it away when you were a child, by the way, I want to tell Zhao Tian about it quickly, as well as your parents and your parents, you don't know how worried they are about you...... What about people? Waiting for me at the supermarket so soon? It seems that Deng Deng can't wait to go home! Also! I'm going to have to call the police sooner! ”

"Hey! Uncle Policeman? I'm a part-time student! What I reported this time is definitely not a false police, no! I didn't mean it before, the police have already punished me, right! I am willing to bear the relevant legal consequences! Okay, I know you're listening, please record my location, I'm ......"

I held a pencil case in one hand and opened the door of our store in the other, looking for Deng Deng in the supermarket!

"Uncle! Do you see a boy with a big brimmed hat coming in from you? ”

"Nope!"

"Uncle! You've always seen someone like this leave our store, right? You can see it from this angle! He's still wearing slippers! ”

"Nope!"

"Impossible! Then I'll buy you another piece of chicken cutlet, you'll see it, right? ”

I wanted to use profits to drive the uncle to tell me the truth, but the fact was that the uncle told me after I paid for the chicken steak that he still didn't see it!

"It doesn't make sense!"

"This young lady, I heard the conversation on your side of the phone, so please don't joke, if you are hiding cats and cats playing, please put down your phone now, otherwise we will take measures, our time is precious!" This line is even more precious, hey! Do you hear me? ”

"I see! I'm sorry! Uncle policeman, I have some things here, I have to understand them first, hang up first, and when I verify it, I will call you again! ”

"Uncle! Are you sure there wasn't a boy just now, just a little sissy boy, didn't you see? ”

"Then I'll think about it!"

"Do you still need me to buy another chicken cutlet? Uncle? ”

"No need! I'm a store of conscience! I said I really didn't see it, I didn't see it! I don't see how much you buy! That's what I told you from the beginning! ”

"Is there anyone who can't unscrew the cap!"

"Of course, there are many of them, and my grandson ...... too"

"That's it! Got it! You didn't see it, I got it! Stop it! Can this chicken steak be returned? Uncle? ”

"This chicken steak is delicious! Our family eats! ”

"Good! I know! I shouldn't have asked! I think so! How can a merchant sell something by himself and return it himself! Impossible! Thank you! Uncle! You're busy! I'm going to be busy, too! ”

That person just now is obviously Deng Deng!

I won't admit it!

But why did the uncle say that Deng Deng didn't come! Didn't he see such a person?

Is it only me who can see it?

So who am I?

I'm human, right?

"Zhan Ye! What are you doing today, and how many calls did you make to me? If I don't come back to see you, I'm afraid you'll run away with the money! ”

"Please! Boss, I'm running away with money, will I still call you? ”

"It's also O! So what are you calling me? ”

"We're out of money at the cash register! Boss! Did you take it? ”

"I didn't take it, or you took it! The money at the cashier was mine, and I took my own money, is it wrong? With your consent? Are you our housekeeper or my wife? ”

"I'm not! Thankfully not! ”

I muttered quietly, and suddenly there was a spontaneous sense of happiness that entered my body from the Baihui acupoint on the top of my head and passed through my entire body!

"What are you laughing at? Zhan Ye! Business is special today, right? What do you think? How much money did you make? What the? Only $15? You've eaten all the other money? ”

"Boss, you don't look at my money, you look at the cashier, the money has been looted by you! The chicken steaks are all swishing and thrown by me! ”

"You threw it? Do you know that someone came to recycle it, and you can go home and feed your pets! ”

"Who's a little pet would eat this! Unless he doesn't really love small animals, but wants to harm small animals, you tell me who he is, and I'll sue the Animal Protection Association!

"You can save me something! Zhan Ye! Have you forgotten that you blasted out all my guests last time? ”

"That's ...... him"

"Say no more! You don't look like a waiter, you know? You're fit to be the boss, so you open a shop, okay? And then you reprimand others casually! Keep saying that the customer is God, have you done it? ”

"Boss, last time it was because he molested me!"

"Molerating you? What do you call molesting you? When someone is taking something, you accidentally touch your butt with your elbow, and you put the whole chicken steak on someone's head, and finally blast them out, do you think we are a beauty salon, and you make a new hairstyle for people? Still laughing! What's so ridiculous about you! ”

"Boss, hee-hee, I got it! I'll behave well! That's right! Someone just came and asked for 2 chicken cutlets! But ......"

"But what? What kind of mess have you caused me again? ”

"No, no, no! Isn't there no chicken cutlet? Then I went to the supermarket next door and bought it! Results ......"

"What was the result? Don't talk all the time! ”

"As a result, I ran out of chicken steaks! But others are gone! ”

As I spoke, I took out the quick-frozen chicken steak I bought at the supermarket next door, naively waiting for the boss to reimburse!

"Oooh! So oh! It's not that I'm talking about you, so you can't leave the store and go to the supermarket next door by yourself, do you know? What if the bad guy comes in? ”

"Then it's just me, can I still have a doppelganger?"

"Alright, alright! You're the only one in the store, and I don't feel solid when I watch the movie, I always feel like something is about to happen! ”

"Boss! You're not going to fire me again, are you? Where did I do something wrong, you can tell me and I can change it! ”

"Can you really change? How can our business be so bad? ”

"You can't blame me, boss!"

"Zhan Ye! You know that life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy! ”

"Boss, you're going to tell me about chicken soup for the soul again, I know this is a sign before the squid is fired, and the owners of the other shops will say a lot of life truths before they let me do it, but I know you won't, boss!"

"What am I not going to do?"

"Because you're the best boss in the world! You don't use gutter oil, you hire me, a clumsy person, to teach me how to fry chicken cutlets little by little, and also teach me how to wipe the floor and wipe the table to be cleaner? ”

"Hey! It's not something I want to do, it's not like I'm doing these jobs for my wife at home! How? I'm a little bit of a mystery about that? ”

"Boss, you are an aggregate of advantages, you are still good to your wife, your wife always gives you a blue nose and swollen face, but you always say that you fell by yourself when you come to the store! Actually, I can see it all! You are really a real man who doesn't know his wife, a good husband! ”

"You see that? How can you tell? ”

"Because if you fall, it won't be so even, but your wife gives you a very symmetrical beating, didn't you once tell me that your wife has obsessive-compulsive disorder? So ......"

"Alright, alright! Don't talk about that!"

The boss cleared his throat and said.

"Looks like I'm really going to have to find another helper!"

"Boss, you mean you're not firing me?"

"When did I say I was going to dismiss you, it was all you who said it! I just want you to boast about my merits, who knows which pot you won't mention! The excitement of just watching the movie was ruined by what you told me! ”

What! The boss is naïve enough!

It seems that the husband of tracheitis always expects that in the eyes of others, he can get the worship that he has never had at home!

"Boss! Boss! I want to ask you! What movie did you watch? I saw how happy you were to come back, and I wanted to ask you just now, it seems that this movie is different from the others, right? ”

"It's really different! You should check it out too! ”

"What's the name?"

"I write to you! You can go with your boyfriend when the time comes! ”

"Boss, how many times have I said that I don't have a boyfriend!"

"What's the deal with that car wash guy who always comes to our store for dinner? That's right! Is he here today? ”