Thinking of this, I shuddered, and a chill began to rise up my spine. I thought: Lao Tzu won't be so unlucky, he was almost killed by Lao Wang and Xiao Liu just now, and now he has met Bai Impermanence again.

My first reaction was that this product must have the same name and surname, and it would definitely not be the impermanent ghost in the underworld.

Because I once heard the old people say that Bai Wuchang is usually always dressed in white clothes and wears a white high hat, on which the words "the world is peaceful" are written. He also held a white mourning stick and spat out a long tongue a foot long, because he was said to have hanged himself. It can be said that as long as it is Chinese, although no one alive has ever seen Bai Wuchang, they all know Bai Wuchang's shape.

I tried to keep myself calm, and then I looked carefully at the "white impermanence" in front of me, and found that he was not the shape of the impermanence ghost in folklore, although he was wearing a white dress, he did not wear a high hat, he did not hold a mourning stick in his hand, and he did not stick out his long tongue like a hanged ghost. The "white impermanence" in front of him, he is no different from ordinary people.

Seeing that he was very different from the impermanent ghosts in folklore, my heart sank a lot. But even though he doesn't look like an impermanent ghost, I'm still a little worried.

I asked tentatively, "White ...... Mr. Bai, what do you do? ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Civil servant! ”

"Civil servants?" I was stunned, I was just a poor **** silk of a common man, why did he come to pick me up as an official ape who ate imperial food? You must know that I go to their window to do errands on weekdays, and those official apes are all bullish, and they don't even dump us, why did the sun come out in the west today, and they even came here to pick us up?

I felt strange, so I asked him, "What department do you work in, and why are you here to pick me up in the middle of the night?" ”

"The Department of Detention of the Netherworld Prefecture is here to pick you up today and report below." Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes and smiled at me.

"Damn, you're really an impermanent ghost!" As soon as my chrysanthemum was tight, the was almost scared out, and a cold sweat broke out.

"Is there anyone in this world who dares to call Bai impermanence?" Bai Wuchang smiled lewdly, and then raised the notebook in his hand and said: "I was about to look for you, the king of Hades wanted you to die for the third watch, although it is only the second watch now, but your kid is interesting, and he sent it to the door by himself." ”

I glanced at the small notebook in his hand, and saw that there were three big characters written on it: "Life and Death".

I was stunned, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to really live to the end.

Bai Wuchang patted me on the shoulder with a serious tone and said, "Little brother, why do you look like you're going to die, as if you've seen a ghost!" ”

Bah, didn't Lao Tzu just see you, an old ghost, where can I still live when I see you! Suddenly, a large group of grass and mud horses surged through my mind!

Wiping a handful of cold sweat, I begged him: "Master Impermanence, you can let go of my little brother, little brother, I am only twenty years old this year, I have an eighty-year-old mother, and a child waiting to be fed, I can't die, you can raise your noble hand and show mercy to let me go...... Impermanence, grandpa ......"

Although I also think it's cheap to beg for mercy like this, I've watched a lot of TV series, and whenever I say so much in the plot, the other party will generally say: I will spare your dog's life today, if I meet you again, I will never spare Yunyun next time.

I think, how is this Bai Wuchang also an ancient person, according to the plot, he should let me go, and then I can escape with my life after I thank him for a thousand thanks.

However, what I didn't expect was that this product didn't play according to their ancient common sense! He rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it's useless to call the ancestors." Your boy's blessings are exhausted, and it is useless to beg me. Let's hurry up and get in the car! ”

Get on your grandma!

I'm not stupid, and if I do get in the car, I'm really going to die. Since you don't play cards according to common sense, don't blame Lao Tzu for being disrespectful to you. At that moment, I pushed Bai Wuchang away, jumped up and ran out.

That Bai Wuchang obviously didn't expect me to dare to run, and immediately became angry, only to hear him scold behind him: "The king of Hades wants you to die on the third watch, how can you be allowed to go to the fifth watch!" Stupid boy, you can't escape! ”

Damn, if you can't escape, you have to escape, if you don't run, you're a fool!

I ran out of the smoke and ran out of the street. Looking back, it seemed that Bai Wuchang had not caught up. Could it be that this thing is going to let me escape like this?

I'm a smart person, and in such an urgent situation, how to deal with the problem is the first priority. And my IQ, which was much higher than ordinary people, played a role at this time, and seeing that Bai Wuchang did not catch up behind me, I naturally hid in the bushes on the side of the road first. In this way, static braking can be used to adapt to all changes.

Why don't I run down the street, you ask? Isn't that obvious, we're all smart people, where can this person outrun the ghost? What's more, we are a poor ** silk who usually stays in the room and has watched a lot of horror movies, if I run along the street, there is a 99% chance that Bai Wuchang will appear in front of me and wait for me, and then ...... Then I'm going to have to it.

Really, I was impressed by my own wit, and a sense of intellectual superiority arose, and I just hid like this, I see where you go to find me.

The light in the bushes was a little dim, and most of the moonlight was blocked by the trees. I hid in the bushes on the side of the road, and waited for about five or six minutes, and when I saw that Bai Wuchang had not yet appeared, my worried heart fell to the ground slightly.

I was so glad that I decided to hide into the depths of the trees. However, what I didn't expect was that when I turned around and was about to walk inside, I suddenly found a figure in white standing behind me silently.

I was so scared that my eggs trembled and I almost peed. I've been paying attention to whether Bai Impermanence has caught up with him outside the bushes, and I would have thought that there would be a man in white standing behind me.

I've watched a lot of horror movies, when a person is chased by a ghost, often when he thinks he has escaped, at this time, when he turns around, there is a 99% chance that the ghost who has been chasing him will appear.

Lao Tzu usually watches so many ghost movies, this kind of plot has long been clear in his chest, and now he suddenly sees a man in white standing behind him, where will he not know, this *** 100% is white impermanence.

At that time, I was so frightened that my scalp exploded, but maybe it was because I was too frightened tonight, so I had a certain immunity, although I was scared by the silent appearance of this thing, but I was not paralyzed. It took 0.01 seconds for my mind to spin, and my first reaction was: Run!

"Grass Nima!"

I flew up and kicked at the man in white, and then I couldn't do any more, turned around and ran away......

I had barely taken a few steps out of the house when I realized that something was wrong, because there was a cry of "ouch ouch" behind me, and it sounded like an old man's voice......

, isn't that thing impermanent, I kicked an old man for no reason?

I was taken aback at the thought of this. You must know that you can kick anyone this year, but you can't kick the old man, let alone kick it, just help the old man, maybe you have to go bankrupt, not to mention that I kicked the old man?

My first instinct was to slip away while no one was seeing, in case I was entangled by the old man, but I couldn't get out of it for the rest of my life.

However, at this moment, the old man immediately stood up from the ground and shouted at me: "Boy, don't you want to escape, there are surveillance cameras on the side of the road, you kicked the old man and me, are you planning to go private or go to the police station?" ”

As soon as I heard the other party's words, my heart suddenly sank to the bottom, and I thought to myself, I have a big deal, and the old man is so experienced, it is clear that he is planning to blackmail me.

My heart was pounding, and I had to run back in a hurry.

When I got closer, I almost didn't stumble to the ground, I damn it, this thing turned out to be Zhang Tianshi on the flyover!

As soon as I found out that this product turned out to be Zhang Tianshi, I was immediately dumbfounded, and my jaw was about to fall in surprise.

And when the Heavenly Master Zhang found out that it was me, he was also stunned, and said in surprise: "Xiaoyou, why are you?" ”<