Chapter 80: The Empress Must Die
"Hello, hello, are you all here to kill the empress?"
"Yes, yes, I received a text message, it's a task, let me kill the empress, I really don't know how powerful the empress of this world is, she actually called so many of us."
"Fortunately, my name is Juding, I look up at the bright moon, and I look down to see the Juding of Da Ding."
"Dragon Fight."
"What are these words? It's not a word from my world, I don't know. I'll translate it, hey, I don't know either, I forgot that I can't read, hehe. Oh, by the way, I'm the king of illiteracy. ”
"Hello everyone, my name is Ku Hui, not cannon fodder, it's Ku Hui."
"Hahaha, Shabi's name. My name is Song Shi. It's not to die, it's the history of the Song Dynasty. ”
"You're more shabi."
Seeing a group of people chatting happily, Long Zheng gently covered his face.
This time, the group of people who came, and there were even people who looked very much like the imaginary aliens on Earth, with big heads, slender bodies, and four fingers on the palms.
And the skin color is blue, isn't this Avatar? I don't know which universe it is.
There is also the one named Ku Hui, with gray skin and pointed ears, who is not an earthling from other universes at first glance, and has always held a machine gun in his hand, and he doesn't know if it is a laser or a bullet shot from it.
That Song Shi is pale-skinned and looks weak, if he is thrown at the end of the world, others will definitely treat him as a zombie.
This time, there is also a female watchman, but it's a pity that she is a fat woman, and the armor on her body can't cover her half-exposed big belly, which makes people look like they don't want to approach at all.
"My name is Yuwen Zhujing, hello."
When the fat woman introduced herself like this, everyone was shocked.
"Your name is the language pig spirit? What the is this name. ”
"!" The fat woman picked up a bazooka-like weapon, pressed the trigger, and turned the mountains thousands of meters away into nothing, shouting: "Call me Jingjing to the old lady." ”
"Okay."
"What a nice name."
Long Zheng was stunned to look at the panicked appearance of those ant-like people thousands of meters away, turned his head, and felt that his voice was a little dry.
"Aren't you afraid that the mountain will be a famous mountain, and what historical events will happen on that mountain in the future?"
", I forgot." Jingjing said.
A group of people was silent.
Among the watchmen, a scruffy old man with white hair who had not spoken spoke up, took out a small pistol, and said, "It's okay, I have a short-range timelapse gun." ”
Some people looked at him with a confused expression, while others looked surprised and envious.
"You're going to have a short-range timelapse gun."
"This thing, okay. Do you have the right to get this gun, or is it a reward from the Great Dao? ”
"It's the reward of the avenue." The old man nodded and said, "I never speak, old man. Awesome, right? But this gun can only go back in time for a short time, a minute at most, and nothing more. ”
"That's pretty good, too."
"Envy."
"By the way, you haven't consulted the daimyo yet?"
"Raft." The old man said his name, "The raft of the bamboo raft, the donkey next to the horse character, my name is so complicated, okay, are you ready?" Let's go back twenty seconds. ”
Long Zheng was silent, he really wanted to tell this group of watchmen that the world was chaotic enough, it had been changed and changed more, and a mountain and river had been shattered, it was nothing.
But out of curiosity, Long Zheng also wanted to see the magic of the timelapse gun, so he didn't say anything.
I saw the old man on the raft and tinkered with the gun.
Everyone could see that there was a scale on the gun, which was a bit like a clock, and the old man turned forward for about twenty seconds, then raised the gun and fired a shot to the side.
When he landed, the bullet flew out and hit the pillar next to it, and a hole immediately appeared in the pillar, and the hole continued to ripple, like an unfathomable lake.
"Let's go, follow me in!"
The old man waved his hand and walked in first.
So Long Zheng also walked in with the large army, and in a moment, no, it should be said that in a blink of an eye, they appeared next to the pillar again, and they didn't seem to have changed at all.
However, when Long Zheng saw that the broken mountain peak in the distance was as intact as before, he couldn't help but be surprised, and secretly surprised in his heart, this is the power of time, strong.
"Pay attention this time, stop messing around." The old man put the gun away and said, "The energy of my gun is limited, and it is not easy to get the space-time liquid. ”
Ju Ding asked, "What is the space-time liquid?" ”
"It's a special substance that replenishes the energy of the Time Rewind Gun."
A group of people now understands.
"Okay, don't waste time, even if we can go back in time, it still feels like we've spent a long time." Ku Hui said.
"That's right, rush, let's go and kill the empress." Song Shi raised his arm.
And then......
A golden light suddenly flew out of the Phoenix Dragon Palace, and suddenly fell on Song Shi's chest, this benevolent brother who didn't appear for a single chapter, just turned into a pile of flesh and blood, and exploded all at once, and the entire hall door was bloody and miserable.
As soon as everyone saw it, the Song Shi brothers had really become brothers who were sent to death, and all that was visible was a large pile of scattered minced meat.
Several people looked at each other.
"Gollum."
I don't know who swallowed the saliva, and was a little cowardly.
"Rush! Avenge the history of Song! ”
Ku Hui suddenly rushed to the Phoenix Dragon Palace, and when several people saw it, they hurriedly followed, and the moment they entered the main hall, everyone was stunned.
What a beautiful woman.
It seems that all the poems are a little difficult to describe the charm and momentum of this woman, those words such as sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers do not seem to be suitable for her, looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color or anything, because this woman has always been a domineering and indifferent face, and it is also not easy to use here.
How do you describe it?
So be it.
Brother Ku Hui is very right, Ju Ding is raising his hands and feet and his own Ding Ding agreed: "If the language pig spirit is a toad, then this woman is above the nine heavens, high above the phoenix that cannot be blasphemed." ”
This made Jingjing almost fail to lift the bazooka and kill Ku Hui.
Wu Zetian, the Tang Empire, the Empress of the Mandate of Heaven!
She was just full of indifference, and waved the emperor's sleeve robe, the white, gold, and red robes seemed to be dancing, and a kind of majesty unique to the emperor bloomed impressively.
"Why did you come to kill me?"
A group of people were a little cautious and looked at the empress.
The illiterate king shouted, "Don't you know yet? Don't pretend, I can't read, but I asked my brother to read the message to me. You're just a traverser, and you're still bothered, aren't you annoying? Although you are beautiful, but I am uneducated, I don't know what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
Ku Hui sighed with emotion: "It's so beautiful." ”
Jingjing snorted coldly, directly carrying a bazooka-like weapon, and fired a shot at Wu Zetian.
"The majesty of the empress."
Wu Zetian opened his mouth gently, and a golden brilliance suddenly appeared, and he actually bounced off the chicken leg-shaped but terrifying missile released by Jingjing.
"It's in the shape of a chicken leg...... This pig essence should be pig essence......" Long Zheng couldn't help but think.
He looked at the expressions of the people around him, and knew that those people were thinking like this, at this moment, everyone's focus was not on a cannonball that could shatter the mountain, but it was also very strange that it was bounced away by a ray of light.
The chicken leg missile flew into the sky and smashed the roof of the entire main hall, and for a while, all kinds of powders and all kinds of stones of different sizes fell one after another.