63 The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea

There is a saying that heroes see the same thing.

United States of America, Senate.

Member of the Senate of the United States of America, Chief of Staff to the Bureau of National Administration and Budget of the United States, Secretary of Health and People's Services of the Federal Government of the United States, and Office of the United Nations Temporary Committee on Celestial Events.

"Smack!"

"That's the opinion of the gentlemen who cost me $300,000 a month?" Members of parliament, staff, ministers, and members of the committee slammed the bound papers into their desks.

"I'm sorry, Senator......" The intern, who had just graduated from a prestigious school, shuddered.

"Bang!"

"This is the outcome of the Senate Select Committee's emergency video conference?" The bruised arm slammed down on the round, plump desk.

"I'm sorry, Senator ......" the intern, who had only passed the thesis defense half a month ago, trembled.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "When ......""...... While...... Dangdangdang...... When ......"

"Fuck democratic freedom! Fuck universal values! Fuck the American Dream! Is it time to export all these bitches? The hand-made sleeves of the dress jerked out, smashing the pen holder, the telephone, the binder, the business card holder, and the disgusting document on the desk.

"I'm sorry, Senator......" The intern, who had never really confronted the wrath of a political creature, felt unsteady on his feet.

"Go, move out!" Behind his desk, the senator stood up, pressed his hands on the table, like an eagle patrolling the territory, staring at his prey, and roared at several interns in the office who were about to pass out: "Hurry up, move all the documents from the fax machine!" ”

The intern hurriedly grabbed a large pile of papers from the fax machine, which had been rattling.

"Girls, take a look, learn to ......" casually pulled a few copies, and the senator opened his mouth and read: "I love to be clean when I am young, the little boy sitting in front of me - Wu Qingchen's kindergarten classmates recalled!" ”

"The deepest school cleaning in my memory - Wu Qingchen's junior high school classmates' essay template!"

"Refreshing and refreshing desk - Wu Qingchen's company's internal reading materials!"

"What wonderful words! Girls, get it? Got it? This is the shot in the arm that American citizens need right now, and this is the stimulant that American citizens desperately need! This is the aircraft carrier fighter that the world's police need most right now! ”

Mr. Senator's judgment is undoubtedly very accurate, and Mr. Senator's decision is undoubtedly very decisive.

It's a pity that the famous saying in this world, in addition to the hero's slight similarity, there is also a sentence called it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice.

After the celestial incident, "Wu Qingchen's kindergarten, preschool, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and college classmates", "Wu Qingchen's family, relatives, neighbors, and colleagues", "Wu Qingchen's downstairs bun shop, corner supermarket, and dumpling shop owner", "Jiangxian Linjiang Community courier, takeaway, computer repairman" and other relevant personnel were listed as scarce resources by the government at the first time, and exports were strictly prohibited.

In view of these high-quality resources, which are in short supply in all countries in the world, the smuggling war and the anti-smuggling war have no prelude and foreplay, and they have entered the climax at the first time.

Less than an hour after the celestial phenomenon occurred, the two highways leading to Jiang County had been blocked.

In the second hour, five national highways and forty-one county roads were also blocked.

In the seventh hour, hundreds of village-level roads were blocked.

Under the premise of being surrounded by so much, around the Linjiang Community of Jiang County, Jiang County, the hardest-hit area, there are still foreigners with various foreign media press cards, local investment invitation letters, passports of diplomatic personnel in embassies and consulates, and other documents in their arms 24 hours a day.

These blonde gentlemen and ladies kept popping up from the rooftops, alleys, public toilets, garbage bins, sewers and other unthinkable places, and with lightning speed, they stuffed a small note with a phone number, or a 24-hour standby satellite phone, or a stack of banknotes plus a small note with a phone number and a telephone, or a box of banknotes and a small note with a phone number and a telephone, and stuffed them into the arms of the passing "Wu Qingchen-level resources".

Then, if there is still time, these ladies and gentlemen, while taking photos transmitted through the satellite in real time, will quickly make a series of vows such as green cards, nationality, jobs, houses, wives, and even little wives.

If there is no time, he quickly lies on the ground and hugs his face, and is caught by a large group of big men who are already on the street, or from all kinds of unbelievable angles, without the slightest regard for diplomatic influence, and beckons to a blast stick, turns into a puddle of dead dogs, and drags them into a truck and throws them away.

These blatant and reckless behaviors, moths to the fire, are just helpless choices in countries with weak intelligence forces.

The traditional powers of the intelligence community play even more tricks.

For example, in a Western country.

In the same Jiang County, when a long convoy of armed escorts was driving on a fully enclosed highway, twelve small drones suddenly came out of a corner, instantly threw out dozens of magnetic flying claws, and grabbed the escort vehicle in third place in full view, the whole process took less than a minute, a car, a driver, and four soldiers disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The convoy immediately contacted its superiors, and soon a large number of helicopters were dispatched, and a carpet search was carried out, and thirty minutes later the escort vehicle was found in an abandoned village ten kilometers away from the highway, and the driver and soldiers were still there, but they had been anesthetized with ether gas.

The whole process did not fire a single shot, and the most important materials in the escort convoy were accurately stolen by the other party: Wu Qingchen's homework book for three years of junior high school!

More than a dozen hours later, at an abandoned wharf in a coastal province, the coast guard blocked a group of armed men of unknown nationality who "spoke with accents from all over the United States" and a "civilian" submarine with "American-style equipment" but unknown nationality.

On the left is a world-class laboratory cutting-edge scanner that has just been stolen from the United States, and on the right is the world's top laboratory cutting-edge satellite information transmission equipment -- of course, it has also been "just stolen from the United States."

Another example is a northern country.

The network in Jiang County has been supervised for a long time, and communication has also been supervised for a long time, but the computers at the homes of Jiang County citizens are inexplicably popping up pages of various conversations all day long.

Mobile phones are also receiving all kinds of calls with garbled caller IDs all day long!

The guy on the other end of the phone who spoke Chinese with a big tongue could tell all the information of the phone owner as soon as he opened his mouth, and the proficiency of the business threw any fraud group out of eight streets.

Their requests are often simple:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No, please don't hang up, right...... I know you don't know Wu Qingchen...... Yes, I also know that you don't know any relatives of Wu Qingchen's family, you are in the bedroom now, right? You just need to open the window, take a few photos, and you're good to go. ”

Yes, just take a few photos.

There is no need for citizens to worry about how to shoot, how to send, and who to send to, as long as you just raise your mobile phone according to their requirements, they will directly say that they have received it on the other end of the phone, and tell you very considerately: the photos and call logs you just took have been deleted.

The service consciousness is first-class!

As for the remuneration?

"Do you want a satellite phone? Do you want a top-of-the-line computer? Do you want a sturdy truck? In cash, the economic situation is not very good now, is it accepted in rubles? Why don't you get you some AK47? RPGs too! There is no limit to the quantity! We take care of the door-to-door transportation to ensure safety! ”

This level of boldness is really terrifying, but no matter how the citizens of Jiang County set up the whitelist/blacklist, their mobile phones still ring non-stop.

In order to fully protect the communication quality of the citizens of Jiang County, these foreign Lei Feng people easily drilled into the telecommunications system and filled in a stunned balance number for the telephone numbers of hundreds of thousands of Jiang County citizens.

It's useless to plug the telecom loopholes, people bring their own base stations!

At the end of the matter, six strong armed police soldiers worked together and finally smashed open the door of a basement with a hammer, only to find that although the base station blocking the door looked stupid and black, even if it was squeaking and sparkling, it could still tirelessly popularize the wild survival knowledge points needed for delivery to the Sino-Russian border to the citizens of Jiang County!

That's what happened.

The hooligans and eight immortals from all walks of life crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers, but under the strict defense of the government of country Z, the harvest was always limited.

Now, the medieval world has just been promoted, and the freshly baked cowherd Mr. Wu Qingchen is obviously facing a new situation, and the whole world is eager for all the information of Wu Qingchen.

What to do? Copy the media reports of the government of country Z? Of course you have to move! And it's already moving!

But if the United States does not make its own voice heard, what do the people think? What do parliamentarians think? What does the president think?

What should I do if I can't get someone who is really close to Wu Qingchen?

It doesn't matter, don't underestimate the capabilities of our Western media!

Sitting on the largest number of Chinese resources in the United States, San Francisco took the lead in making a move: "This station has an exclusive interview, the son of God in the eyes of Wu Qingchen's college table!" ”

Although the makeup has been carefully made, the table mates who talk eloquently in the camera still make people vaguely feel a little wrong.

There's no way, after all, letting a middle-aged person who is close to being confused play a college student who has just graduated is really a bit of a test of acting skills.

However, San Francisco TV definitely did not lie, and this middle-aged man was indeed a tablemate at Wu Qingchen University.

It's just that the time that these two people sit at the same table is a full twelve years apart, which is equal to the number of sessions between these two alumni.

The central region, which has no Chinese resources, is not empty, and Cincinnati is one more city: "Walk into the mysterious ancient country of the East - a unique medical concept and environmental health concept!"

If it weren't for the curry smell on the benevolent brother next to him, even the host would almost think that he was introducing Chinese medicine.

Areas that are difficult for Asians to find are more painful, especially in some small cities where the roads are not so good.

"How? Where has it been? ”

The channel director hoped to look in the direction, and the sweaty assistant shook his head while panting rapidly: "...... Come...... It's too late, and now it's ...... Cart...... There are too many cars, and the police ...... Also...... It also means that there is nothing that can be done......"

The director's face turned gray at a rate visible to the naked eye.

"Hey! Hi! Gentlemen, do something! At the desk, the FBI agent banged vigorously on the desk: "...... It's only 5 minutes before the show starts!"

"I can't do anything!" The Superintendent tugged at his hair in pain, "The only Eastern face I can find is twenty blocks from here!" ”

"No, you have to do it!" The tone of the FBI was as firm as the handcuffs around his waist! As firm as the M4A1 carbine in the hands of the two National Guardsmen guarding the door of the office!

Five minutes later, looking at the teleprompter that hung behind the camera and was urgently written in the last five minutes, the channel director personally put on the battle, and he opened his mouth and read: "When I first arrived in Sichuan, a historic city on the east coast of country Z......

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When staff officers are busy adjusting plans, spies are busy stealing information, governments are busy maintaining stability, and the media are busy refuting rumorsβ€”by the way, when rumors are spreadingβ€”

Earth May 12, 2012, Medieval World 0001-02-08, Wu Qingchen/Looth, the first batch of human resources directly at their disposal, the cowherd helpers are about to leave.