Chapter 209: One-stop service
I kept my head down with Deng Deng's parents, staying at the gate of Baiguang Hospital, and I could always remember the back of Dr. Zhou pushing Deng Deng away just now, and I felt that the sky was about to fall, and it was estimated that Deng Deng's parents were even more so, because Deng Deng's mother had always been supported by me, and Deng Deng's father was still holding the big rooster in his arms.
The three of us were waiting for Zhao Tian to drive, and then go to the hourly room hotel that Gao Shuzi said to attend Deng Deng's memorial service!
At this moment, from the side of the White Light Hospital, two little boys who looked to be only teenagers appeared, one was the short and fat boy on the left wearing a black suit, and the other was the skinny boy in front of me, who was also wearing the same black suit as the boy on the left. It's this boy, I look familiar, but I just can't remember where I've seen it, and I'm not in the mood at the moment, so I've seen it wherever I love! In short, he can't resurrect Deng Deng!
The skinny boy elbowed the short and fat boy next to him, "Go! ”
But the short and fat boy next to him didn't dare to come over if he wanted to, he probably hesitated for a few minutes, I didn't know what they were going to do, I looked around, and saw why Zhao Tian hadn't come yet.
"Brother, I don't dare! Why don't you go and give me a sample first! Shall I follow you after me? ”
The skinny little boy walked in the direction of Deng Deng's parents and me, and about 2 meters behind him was the short, stocky boy.
"Oops! Don't cry, don't cry, people can't be resurrected after death! Where is this going? I see that you are working too hard, so I have good news for you! Now there is a one-stop service, that is, the funeral service in the later stage. Because, in the past, it was only a posthumous white service, but now it is different, in order to meet the needs of the market, what to collect corpses, body beauty, and have also joined our current one-stop service. And whether it's dead at home, or in hospitals. We will all have someone and a car to pull the body away, and we only need the immediate family to send a representative to follow us to the funeral home, which is absolutely time-saving and worry-free! ”
"Now we have no choice but to listen to the hospital, and the doctor has already sent people to the morgue, so we don't need your help for the time being!"
"Oh! It turns out that what is hidden in this old man's clothes is not the corpse of a little baby? What's what? Mortuary? If you die in the hospital, whether you want to put it in a morgue or a funeral home is up to the family to decide, and the hospital must not intervene! Now there are only three reasons why he is still sent to the morgue after death. First, the follow-up funeral service has not been contacted. Second, the family members disagreed, some wanted to be dragged directly to the funeral home, and some wanted to be dragged home according to custom, and then let the deceased go home for the last time. Third, if an emergency patient is sent to the hospital and dies, the deceased will be placed in the morgue first, waiting for the family or relevant personnel to confirm the formalities. ”
"None of these!"
"Not? Let me tell you like this, some car accidents, suicides, and even need the presence of forensic doctors from the public security department, most of them are just these three. If the patient dies in the hospital, the hospital wants the family to take the patient home in the days when the patient is dying. Because the hospital pays attention to the recovery rate, as the doctor in charge, no one wants to have too many deaths. Some hospitals don't even accept patients. Because if you accept it, you will wait for death in the hospital. Hospitals should also ensure discharge rates and cure rates. The Medical Service also keeps a quarterly summary of the various departments. Especially those big departments. ”
"For unnatural deaths, it is necessary to fix and extract the evidence around the scene, the cause of death of the deceased, etc., and the funeral home can only be contacted after the police station finds out the cause of death!"
"Oops! Don't listen to their nonsense......"
"I think it's the two of you talking nonsense, don't buy it, don't buy it, go away!" Zhao Tian had already driven his taxi over, and pushed away the person who was rubbing hard against me, claiming to be a one-stop service.
Who knew that this person changed to the other side of me again, "Don't go!" Because any hospital advertises the annual outpatient volume, emergency volume, and surgical volume of our hospital. It will not say how much the annual mortality rate of our hospital is, and how much is sent to the morgue every month. If so, the hospital is probably almost closed. I'm a local of Lunhong City, so that's how it is in our case. Nowadays, hospitals, especially large tertiary general hospitals, rarely send the deceased to the morgue every month! ”
"Zhan Ye, you and your aunt sit in the back, and my uncle and I sit in the front!" After speaking, Zhao Tian took the big that Deng Deng's father had brought out by hiding it in his clothes, and took it to his trunk.
Then, he trotted over and opened the co-pilot's door for Deng Deng's father.
At the same time, I let Deng Deng's mother sit on it first, and now my body is still outside Zhao Tianche, how I want to get in the car quickly, but Deng Deng's mother's rickety back should be very painful, and it is rushing in little by little, I want to go to the other side to open the door, but there are even more small traders on the other side, and it is better to wait for Deng Deng's mother here!
"If you die, you will be directly served by a dragon. Wash your body, change your clothes, etc. If you don't understand it from other places, those nurses in the hospital, who have been dealing with patients for a long time, can also help you get in touch. I don't know what's going on elsewhere, a dragon, ask me, in our words, every day there are living people in the afterlife, and of course there are dead people who die. What do you think? Brilliant or not? ”
"As for where to put the body, there is an unwritten custom in my country, that is, as long as the patient is sure that he has passed away, the body can no longer be brought into the house. A small courtyard in the countryside, if your family doesn't mind, of course, it's okay. But if it is a commercial suite, it is absolutely not allowed to take it home, even if it passes away at home, you must notify the funeral home as soon as possible to deal with it, and you can't park it at home. First, it may scare the neighbors, cause psychological shadows to the neighbors, bad influences, and so on. The second is that this kind of house will directly affect the increase in housing prices after taking care of the future! ”
I finally got in the car, "Zhao Tian, let's drive quickly!" ”
At this time, the man who had just been close to me outside the window began to knock on the window again.
"Zhao Tian, roll up the windows!"
"Oops! Don't blame me for not reminding you, don't put it in the morgue! Whether it's in a supernatural story or a supernatural video, the hospital morgue can be used as a popular location for supernatural events, I really don't understand why it still exists? There are still people who believe it! Ay! Here's my business card! If you figure it out, give me a call! Absolutely ......"
"Do you have a memorial service?"
"Of course there is! 300 for the memorial service and 200 for the farewell of the body, which one do you want? I can still distinguish between the two, but most people really can't tell the difference, and they think that the two are the same thing! Although it is not too much, the funeral service is held at the memorial service, and the memorial service and the funeral party are held at the same time. But the difference is that the body farewell party is held when the body is about to be cremated, so that the relatives can see each other for the last time! And the memorial service can be carried out anywhere! In other words, an event held to mourn the deceased does not necessarily have to be attended by the deceased! Although they are all for the descendants of the deceased, but the atmosphere is different, the farewell of the body will be more sad, is the remorse and sadness of the life and death of relatives, and the memorial service is mainly to read out the great achievements of the deceased, colleagues, friends to the deceased mourning or something, after the memorial service, the body will be escorted to the crematorium by relatives, like the situation you just said, although you don't use it today, but you always have to go to the funeral, when the time comes, the mourner can cry and chase out a long way, intended to keep him!
"Get in the car!"
"I can't sit in the car, forget it, don't go! I'll just go myself! ”
"Brother, take me there, I still want to learn from your experience, my mother said let me learn a craft, so that I can gain a foothold in society!"
"Gotta get it, then why didn't you say a word just now? Let me say it alone! It doesn't work at all! ”
"I'm not afraid of saying the wrong thing!"
"You two can't get in the car?" Zhao Tian roared out anxiously.
"Can you get both?" The short and chubby man, so happy, was still clapping his hands in front of our car, and he felt like he was going to collapse!
"I can't sit down, I can only sit on one!"
"Don't waste time, I've finally negotiated a deal, do you want to stir Huang for me? Go to the snack bar over there and wait for me! I'll be back in a moment! ”
"No, brother, I really want to go, today is the first day I followed you to work outside the largest hospital in Lunhong City, I ......"
"Don't talk about it, there's no money to get you a taxi!"
After saying that, the skinny little boy opened the car door and squeezed to sit next to me.
"Are there any words for the deceased? I'm ready to do it! ”
"No, because we don't think he's the dead! He's just suspended animation! ”
"What's that? Then I won't preside, hurry up and put me in a place next to me, I'll go down, my brother is still waiting for me! ”
"Seeing that you can even distinguish between the memorial service and the farewell party of the body so clearly, you look very experienced, what can be difficult for you?"
"And what do you want me to say?"
"It's very simple, just leave some leeway when you speak, because he will be resurrected at any time!"
"You can scare me, although I am engaged in a one-stop funeral service, but I am timid, I won't take this job, you quickly let me get out of the car!"
"Aren't you pretty powerful just now, and you said that there are supernatural events in the morgue of the hospital, supernatural videos or something, scaring us!"
"I'm not scaring you, it's true! I saw it with my own eyes, did you see this scar on my face? That's what was left at that time! ”
"Which hospital do you mean?"
"It's the White Light Hospital!"