"You see, it's not that I won't help you!"

"Doctor Zhou, wait a minute, can you help me figure out a way again? Please, please! I promise you, after I go out, I will definitely report those two doctors, but I will not say any bad things about you, although you just broke my mouth, but you are the person in charge, I can feel it, in short, I hope you can help people to the end, you leave me a card number, I will promise you, all the money to your account! ”

"That's not necessary, I observe from your attitude, you don't seem to belong here, you just stay here, and you will turn our place upside down, I'm thinking about us here!"

"Doctor Zhou, I can see it, I saw that you are the only one cleaning the floor, and this job should not have been done by you, and when did you come out of the door to get a mop, I don't know at all, otherwise I wouldn't have been caught by you, anyway, I just think you're very responsible, so you can't look at me normally, shut up here, right?"

In fact, if you think about it carefully, Dr. Zhou's words seem to say that I am more noisy than a psychopath, but I didn't hear it, and thought he was praising me, so I flattered him even more extremely, thinking that the ending of touting each other was a win-win situation!

"That's the case, even if the phone call just got through, it's impossible for me to make a decision on my own, I want to ask the opinion of the dean of our division, otherwise you can't get out of the barbed wire fence in the courtyard outside, if it's really like you said, the dean himself knows you, or there is any guarantor who is familiar with the dean of the division and is willing to take you out, maybe she will agree! Because we also have to think about the long-term reputation of the mental hospital! ”

"No fun! It was I who just told Dean Si that I voluntarily came in for treatment, and now you go and tell Dean Si that I am going out again, and I am going to go out again and again, and I am talking nonsense over and over again, which in itself is a manifestation of a mentally ill person! ”

Just as I was standing on tiptoe in frustration, imitating the height of still wearing high heels, and walking towards the busy Ward 2 in the corridor, Dr. Zhou stopped me!

"Wait a minute, I can't help you out, but I can give you a cheap thing that is not dangerous! There is a patient in your room 2, he likes to eat his own excrement, always eat in a very dirty night pot, but one day he had a birthday, I was still an intern in the psychiatric department of Baiguang Hospital at that time, that is, the day you met me, and I heard before that there is a very famous high-end restaurant in Lixuan City, Lemeitai Hotel, there is a dish full of meat, very delicious, it cost me half a month's salary, booked a takeaway, and ordered a night pot online, and it was booked very early, and repeatedly told it to be delivered on the same day, I thought I could celebrate his birthday, but I don't know why, it hasn't been delivered, and I later learned that it was the courier brother who gave it to someone else, because the courier brother paid out of his own pocket to compensate for the cost of losing my package, but it was not a matter of money...... How? Are you reacting? ”

"No, I just heard you sick to your stomach!"

Is what Dr. Chow said true or false? If it's true, then my courier and night pot can have a reasonable explanation, I can get close to this topic, talk about how fate my good doctor Zhou is, and then ask him to save me!

But if what Dr. Zhou said was false, just to test me, but I said it as if it were the real thing, wouldn't he lock me up even more? Maybe now he says that he wants to fulfill one of my wishes and give me something that is not dangerous, and it may not come true!

Therefore, at this time, it is better to be conservative and not to say anything that will arouse the suspicion of others, which is more beneficial to yourself!

However, I wonder who exactly changed the address name of the delivery and takeaway, and who impersonated my name to pick up the takeaway with a voice that resembled me?

Can't think about it anymore, my head is starting to hurt again!

I clenched my fist with the four fingers of my left hand and tried to gently pound myself on the back of the head!

But it was seen in time by Dr. Zhou, who was telling the story!

"But the old night pot is not the only one who excretes, so he simply throws away the original one, and he becomes the ground you see to eat...... What are you doing? Hurry up and put your hands down! ”

Dr. Zhou ran to my side in a few steps and pressed my hand on the side of my pants!

"Dr. Zhou, I'm fine, it's an old problem, I like to create, and I often contribute to major websites to earn some pocket money, so I like this when I have a headache, it's okay, thank you!" That's right! Dr. Chow, if what you just said counts, can you give me a pen and a piece of paper? ”

"No, you can't! The pen can scratch yourself or other patients! What I just said is, give you one thing that won't be dangerous, not two! ”

"What about the ink?"

"The red one?"

"That's right! Dr. Chow, can I ask for that? ”

"That's a handprint, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to just take the smallest one, and it won't scratch itself, and it's light, and it won't hurt itself, right? Hee-hee, I don't do anything, because I always write things, but I never write a complete one, that is, I haven't signed a contract with any major company, I envy those that can be made into TV series and movies, so even if you give me a ink, I look at it every day, I will have the courage to go out from here and return to my life, maybe I can really sign a contract with a big company, mine may really be a big hit, and I will definitely not forget you when the time comes! Dr. Chow! ”

"The kind of a dollar?"

"Yes, you can! As long as there's red water in it, that's it! ”

"Why?"

"Doctor Zhou, there is really no danger, are you right? The one I picked is even safer than that night pot! ”

Dr. Zhou thought about it for about 2 minutes, and it was not until the other two doctors, who were tortured by the patient, ran out of the ward with their teeth and claws open, that Dr. Zhou reluctantly came back to me!

"Okay!"

Now, even though I am scolded by the other two doctors, I am still jumping up and down happily!

With your hands behind your back, your fingers crossed, your head forward, and even the yoga balance asanas!

"Let's go, a bunch of psychos!"

After Dr. Zhou pushed me into the ward, the moment he closed the door, he turned his head and winked at me quickly!

I know the clay should be in my hands soon!

At this moment, I am happy to fly!

"You did a great job! Calm down, I'll give you a small meeting! ”

I stood in the crowd and patted their bodies one by one, but as expected, no one was willing to talk to me!

"Talk about you! Eating on the ground over there! Are you disgusting? Stand up for me! ”

Under my reprimand, the mentally ill man actually slowly erected his knees!

It seems to be working well!

"Come here, come here! Say what about you! ”

Since he won't come, I'll just go over!

"Did you take your medicine just now?"

He nodded frantically!

"Excellent! What about you? ”

I casually walked towards another mentally ill person next to him!

And he ignored me!

It doesn't matter, there's the next one!

I pointed to the nose of the mentally ill person who didn't answer my question just now and clicked a few times!

"Okay, you don't do what I say, do you? Then you will wait for me! Your turn! Have you taken your medicine properly? ”

Who knew that the rest of the patients collectively nodded vigorously at me!

That's when one of the patients came up to me!

"Are you playing a game where a patient is dressed as a doctor? I want to play! ”

"What patient pretends to be a doctor? What nonsense? I'm a doctor! Do you know what a police plainclothes is! I'm a doctor's plainclothes! I'm here to oversee you, shhhh Now there's a knock on the door, and no one is allowed to squeak, do you hear me? What do you mean by shaking your head? ”

"Shh

The old man who shook his head just now, with one hand on the shoulder of the old woman holding the doll, and the other hand on the tip of his nose, pointed to me and the patients around him, and made a pause gesture!

"Very good!"

As the ward door was opened, Dr. Zhou beckoned me with his hand!

"Doctor Zhou! Did you bring the ink? ”

"Hmm!"

Dr. Zhou's hand behind his back quickly put it on my outstretched hand!

"Patient 0018! Get ready, come out and change in three minutes, your son has come to see you! ”

"Dr. Zhou, are you saying my son is here? Thank you Dr. Chow for your willingness to save me out! ”

I couldn't suppress the joy in my heart, if I could, I really wanted to imagine a foreign meeting gift, hug Dr. Zhou, but fortunately not!

It turned out that their badge numbers were mixed up!

"How are you? Wrong! Mistaken! Let me see! ”

Dr. Zhou compared the photo and the code name, and finally found my code name!

But it's 9418!

Isn't this exactly the same as the house number of my grandma's combination lock?

What's going on?

"I said, I hate 18 the most, right? But you still have to get me this number, really, I don't have to worry anywhere! Hum! It's hard to lurk! ”

Dr. Zhou looked at my sudden change inexplicably, then glanced at the real patient 0018, instructed again, and then closed the door with a "bang"!

"Did you see that? Even he was afraid of me! I'm his colleague, I'm a psychiatrist in charge of you, and if you don't believe it, you can ask me any questions, and I can answer them all the way, okay! If no one asks, I'm going to assign you a task, now everyone take out their hands, palms up, and spread out! ”

I opened the ink that Dr. Zhou gave me, and used my fingers to write the words "Zhan, Ye" on each person's two palms!

After I finished writing, I deliberately threw the clay on the ground and kicked it against the wall, although the clay box was small, but the sound of the wall hitting was also very harsh, and after a few times, finally the patient spoke!

"Oh my God! You're a doctor, and you can't do this to us! ”

"That's what I'm doing to you, what's wrong? Tell you, if your family comes to see you and boldly says that I have bullied you, I am not afraid, I am the doctor here, Zhan Ye! ”