Chapter 30: Really Drunk

Now that it is the end of the year, every household is buying New Year's goods, Yan Yunkai has not tasted too much New Year's flavor, until the end of the unit banquet is held, he finally gave birth to a feeling of "it turns out that this year is coming to an end".

In front of the mirror, Yan Yunkai was carefully adjusting his tie, Zhao Thief stood next to him to wash his face, and the tall man bowed down, picked up a handful of water and splashed it on his face.

Yan Yunkai pinched his tie, but his eyes involuntarily drifted to the side, looking at the contours of the man's resolute face soaked in clear water, the sword eyebrows that flew into the sideburns, the tall and heroic nose bridge, and the thin lips with sharp lines...... Somehow, he enjoyed the moment when he was doing ordinary and trivial things, and he always had an inexplicable sense of accomplishment when he watched Zhao Theft Machine do the most ordinary things that every mortal would do.

He was a little distracted, and when he found that Zhao Thief raised his hand, he subconsciously took the clean towel and handed it to the other party.

"Thank you." Zhao said lightly.

Yan Yunkai came back to his senses, chuckled, and turned to go out.

The events of that night were tacitly agreed not to mention by both of them later. Yan Yunkai didn't want to mention it, but Zhao didn't care about it. In this way, Yan Yunkai is even more when he doesn't mean this, whether he really doesn't understand, or pretends to be deaf and dumb, there are too many uncertainties in him.

Fortunately, this relationship has only just emerged, and it is still under control, Yan Yunkai is happy to experience this throbbing from time to time, but he does not take this throbbing in his eyes.

Let it be.

The two of them packed up and set off together for the year-end banquet.

Zhao didn't want to go, he was just a temporary worker, and he hadn't even done much business, so it was more like a meal partner that Yan Yunkai had found. But Wang Judge and Yan Yunkai took turns to persuade him, and he just had a meal left and right, he didn't want to twist and pinch, and he was annoyed by Wang Cut, so he nodded in response.

The hotel box is very large, and the people who come are also the ones that are often seen in the unit on weekdays, and no one can leave the post 24 hours a day, so there are still many people who usually don't like to stay in the unit building are arrested and put on duty.

Liu Zhenyan opened a bottle of wine, poured it for everyone one by one, and made a serious speech: "Comrades, good evening. First of all, thank you for your hard work this year, I see your hard work in my eyes......"

Everyone: "No hard work, no hard work." ”

“…… Tonight, we are holding a banquet at the end of the unit, and here, I would like to express my sincere respect to those colleagues who are still struggling at work......"

The big guy raised his glass and touched it meaningfully.

Liu Zhenyan continued: "Looking back on 2018-"

"Is there an end?" You You complained, "Save it, sit down and eat." ”

"Yes." Xie Zhi echoed, "Don't listen, don't listen, the monk recites the scriptures." ”

Everyone began to coax, Liu Zhenyan touched his bald head and sneered: "Come on, you love to listen to Taoist priests' recitations." ”

"That's it." Xie Zhi nodded in agreement and smiled at You You.

Yan Yunkai listened to their nonsense with a smile, and while serving vegetables to Wang, he asked in a low voice, "Will you go home with me for the Spring Festival?" ”

Wang Di buried his head in eating, and said hesitantly: "Not very good?" ”

"What does it matter?" Yan Yunkai disagreed, "Your Uncle Zhao is also here." ”

When Zhao Thief heard his name, he raised his eyes slightly, and gave Yan Yunkai a puzzled look. Why didn't he remember that he was going home with Yan Yunkai for the New Year?

Wang Ju heard that someone was a companion, so he nodded: "Okay then." ”

"Go." Yan Yunkai turned his head and said to Zhao Thief, "Just help me, my mother wants to see you, alas, this matter is wrong until now, it is difficult for me to explain it again." ”

Spring Festival is the most important festival for Chinese, and it is a day of family reunion. Zhao Thief thought to himself, what is the matter if he went, could it be possible to pretend to go back with Yan Yun to meet his parents? If you don't explain this, how can you fix it in the future, you can't keep pretending, right? He thought that Yan Yunkai's mother would come to urge marriage...... Wait, it seems that China has not yet legalized same-sex marriage.

Zhao Piji's heart turned back and forth, and he was still calm on the surface. Yan Yunkai took his silence as an agreement, and left his seat contentedly to share wine with his other colleagues.

Wang Qi gnawed on a chicken leg, ate a mouthful of oil, and asked Zhao Thief: "What's the matter with you and Yan Yunkai?" Every day when you look up and don't look down, do you have a small spark? ”

"What?" Zhao asked the thief.

"Hey, hey, I think you're a good match!" Wang Ju muttered, "There are a lot of people who want to chase Yan Yunkai, I think you are more pleasing to the eye......"

Zhao Thief repeated expressionlessly: "A good match? ”

Wang said as a matter of course: "Of course! Do you think Yan Yunkai will take anyone home if he picks it up? I'm the first, you're the second. He gestured with a "V", "I think it's enough, a happy family of three." ”

Zhao was silent.

"Will you stay? Would it? Wang asked.

"I didn't think about it." Zhao said.

Wang Judge said: "Human beings can live for a hundred years at most, and Yan Yunkai doesn't seem to want to be a ghost cultivator or a zombie...... Alas, I don't want him to be reincarnated in a hundred years and forget about me then......"

Before he finished speaking, Yan Yunkai, who walked back, slapped him on the table, "New Year's Day, how do you think I will die?" ”

Zhao Thief Machine met his gaze, and immediately turned his head to eat the food as if nothing had happened, looking innocent as if he was out of the matter.

"Come on, come here." You You greeted him over there, "Let's open the bottle white!" ”

Yan Yunkai rubbed his eyebrows and waved his hand: "I won't drink anymore." ”

"Hey, I said you're ......" You You walked over and wrapped his arm around him and pulled him away, "Let's go, don't be cowardly!" Let's see who can claim the Dionysian aura this year. ”

Yan Yunkai was half-pushed and half-pulled away by You You.

Zhao swiped Weibo while eating, and suddenly felt a fluffy, soft and warm touch coming from his ankles, he paused, looked down, and a raccoon cat came out from under the tablecloth.

"You You actually brought Xiao Er ......," Wang Ju said, "Is it a bold meeting arranged for it?" ”

Zhao Thief lowered his head, the kitten tilted his head, a person and a cat looked at each other for two seconds, You Xiaoer bowed down suddenly, and reflexively jumped back under the table.

Zhao retracted his gaze boringly.

"Come and see, friends!" You You waved a beer bottle and shouted, "The basic showdown between the divine beast and the Great Demon Siberian Tiger, come and place a bet, buy and leave!" ”

Xie Zhi and Zhong Yihu each had ten wine bottles in front of them, some beer and some white, and whoever drank it first would win.

Liu Zhenyan scolded: "You are bold, gather in front of the leaders to gamble!" As he spoke, he took out a string of Buddha beads that had been opened and placed them in front of Zhong Yihu, "I bet on the old Zhong, the Northeast gentlemen, you can drink!" ”

Yan Yunkai silently pocketed his clothes, didn't bring anything, so he had to throw the car key in front of Xie Zhi: "I bet on Xie Zhi, it's a mythical beast." ”

Wang Ju threw a lollipop in front of Zhong Yihu in a lively manner: "Me and Uncle Tiger!" ”

Everyone placed bets one after another, and You You gave an order: "Let's start!" ”

Xie Zhi took the lead in picking up a bottle of beer and poured it into his mouth, without even swallowing, and poured it violently like a water cup catching water. Not to be outdone, Zhong Yihu picked up two wine bottles, raised his head and began to pour wine.

Colleagues were coaxing beside him, Yan Yunkai shook his head and sighed, "Xie Zhi, are you okay?" Two bottles blown together? Don't be embarrassed, two bottles together! ”

Xie Zhi also took the time to raise a middle finger at him when he changed the wine bottle.

Yan Yunkai continued to chatter: "Brother Zhong caught up later, hurry up, come on!" Do you still want to last at this time? ”

"Xie Zhi, you can't even drink You You like this, and you still want to chase after people......" he scoffed.

"Shut the fuck!" Xie Zhi's eyes were red from drinking, he scolded with a smile, held the wine bottle and slammed it into Yan Yunkai's mouth, "Come, drink for my brother, and my brother will give you a new car." ”

Yan Yunkai was forced to raise his head, the mouth of the bottle hit his face, and the wine that flowed out slid down his neck to the collar. He said angrily: "The suit I just bought! ”

"Open and drink!" You You instigated, "For the sake of a new car!" ”

"For a new car!" Liu Zhenyan agreed.

Zhong Yihu waited for him with a smile: "For the new car!" Yan Xiaoliu, I decided to cooperate with you and let you win! ”

Yan Yunkai sneered, ripped off his tie, rolled up his sleeves, and took the wine bottle from Xie Zhi's hand. "Okay, for the new car." He raised the bottle, toasted it, and the next moment, began to pour it.

He drank bottle after bottle, the wine sliding down his neck and into the open neckline, peering into the untold style. When you look up, the neck shows a smooth and graceful line, and with the action of swallowing wantonly, the small Adam's apple rolls up and down, which is very sexy.

When he drank the last bottle, he touched the wine bottle with Zhong Yihu, and said with a vague smile: "Brother Zhong, let me order it." ”

Zhong Yihu made an "OK" gesture and slowed down until Yan Yunkai raised the beer bottle in his hand high.

"New car!"

He was drunk.

This time he was really drunk, and after returning to his seat, he fell asleep, and Zhao picked him up and prepared to go home.

Wang Shu jumped out of the chair: "I'll go find a substitute driver for you." ”

"No, you don't." Zhao said, "I didn't drink. ”

Wang Ju pulled out Yan Yunkai's car keys from a pile of bets, stuffed them into the pocket of Zhao Theft, took a thermos flask from the waiter, and advised: "Here is sobering soup, you let him drink it when you go home." He gets a headache after a hangover, so if he's in a bad mood, you can take care of it a little more. ”

Zhao Thief nodded, hugged Yan Yunkai horizontally, and Wang Shu stood on tiptoe to put on a coat for the drunk, so as not to catch a cold.

drove all the way home, and Zhao took him out again and got into the elevator.

Yan Yunkai was as honest as a quail, shrunk in Zhao Thief's arms, and slept very deeply.

After he was drunk, he turned out to be like this, Zhao Thief thought to himself, he fell asleep as soon as he was drunk, and he dared to say that he was drunk yesterday?

After returning home, he opened Yan Yun to the bed in the master bedroom and took off his coat and pants. Yan Yunkai is very stinky and beautiful, there is no such thing as autumn pants, at this time, there are two long legs with white flowers, and the air conditioner in the house has just started heating, Zhao Thief hurriedly covered him with a quilt.

After placing him, Zhao Thief straightened up and looked at the master bedroom. The bedroom is a very private place, and he rarely enters this room, just as Yan Yunkai rarely enters the study.

The room was neatly tidy, with a row of perfumes on a cabinet against the wall, a row of pins, tie clips and cuffs at the bottom, and ties and watches on the next floor.

Zhao retracted his gaze, went out and poured Yan Yunkai a glass of water and put it on the bedside table.

When Yan Yun was asleep, he exuded a bookish atmosphere, giving people a particularly quiet feeling, Zhao Thief looked at him for a while, and left the room silently.