Chapter 66: Preaching and Teaching

"The Merlot in front of the mountain and the wolf behind the mountain, the wolf and the deer worship on the hill; The wolf comes to the deer to rescue when it is in trouble, and the deer comes to the wolf to hide when it is in trouble; The arrow shoots at the crow with its head unkempt, and the arrow falls on the wolf; Advise you to be cautious when making friends, and don't make unintentional friends. The storyteller said a set poem, and as soon as the wood fell, there was a cheering voice in the small bookstore.

The library is not big, and there are forty or fifty people sitting in a small hall in the square, and Huzi is among them, and a total of people are sitting at a table. On this table is the dog and his daughter-in-law Lingzhi, and on the other side is the "yellow girl" Zhao Yueyue in the mouth of the tiger.

Today I am talking about Luo Cheng's divination, and when I talk about it, it is a digression of "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", and it is said how Luo Cheng folded Yangshou, who died on the bed at a young age. It's exciting! Gouzi, Lingzhi, and Zhao Yueyue were all fascinated, but Huzi was absent-minded.

This Zhao Yueyue hit the horse and ran to the Sun Temple in three days. The two sides are also close, and Zhao Yueyue is annoyed by the "little tiger" in her mouth. After Huzi got in touch with her, she felt that this was really a very clever and smart little girl, and she knew a lot of things, and Mr. Peng liked her very much, and taught her a lot of things, and asked her to ask Huzi if she didn't understand anything.

Huzi is still a child's heart, how can he honestly teach others things? With such a fart sticky around him, Huzi felt so uncomfortable, what could he have done by himself, how could he take this girl to play with his family? Not to mention, in this hot weather, he likes to take a bath in the river naked, so can he still be in front of other girls?

On this day, she said that she had made an appointment with the dog to listen to the book, and the yellow girl had to come with her, she said that she had not listened to the book in the library. Huzi couldn't resist it, so he had to take her with him.

When he arrived at this library, Huzi didn't have the heart to listen to the book, and others couldn't see him, but he could see it clearly-there was a yellow skin lying on his stomach not far from the door, and a fox was lying on the shoulder of the yellow girl. These two immortals are Zhao Yueyue's talisman horse.

This fox is Hu Chuanwen.

The word "reporting a horse" originally referred to a person who reported news on horseback. However, the so-called newspaper guard horse in the hall is to choose two people with clever legs and feet in the hall and have a certain foundation, and follow the younger horse's side, and if there is anything, you must report to the hall in time. This horse is not only to have good legs and feet, but also to be able to fight and run, so as not to encounter any danger in the younger horse, and even have the ability to save himself.

At the entrance of the general lobby, there are two newspapers, one is a yellow fairy, one is a fox fairy, the yellow fairy is reported, and the fox fairy is protected. But what kind of spirit is this Hu Chuanwen? She's a fox fairy! The fox ghost fairy is also contaminated with the word "fox", and its essence is a breeze and smoke soul. In addition to the pure ghost hall, where is there a breeze and smoke soul as a horse?

What made Huzi even more concerned was that what Hu Chuanwen said when he first established the hall was "Hu Family Hu Chuanwen"! The Hu family, that is to say, this Hu Chuanwen is based on the fox immortal, not according to the smoke soul. This is a remarkable thing, this is to be the immortal family in the hall - at least it must be approved by all the ten sect masters. Now he has transformed into a fox and followed Zhao Yueyue's side...... I'm afraid this hall is also inseparable from Grandma Seventeen.

The status of the horse in the hall sounds like a broken urge, but it is actually a very popular job. For example, the calendar in the yamen must be higher than the official rank of the master, and the master is not good, but the official must be the closest to the master. This is the same reason for reporting horses, always following the younger brother and horse, you can get a lot of benefits.

Huzi even decided in his heart that this Hu Chuanwen was not ordinary, and there was no simple character who followed Grandma Seventeen.

Huzi was looking at the fox fairy and could see it, Zhao Yueyue suddenly turned her head and met Huzi's eyes, and then smiled at Huzi: "Little tiger, what do you think I'm doing?" Do I have flowers on my face? As he spoke, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the plate and put them in front of Huzi: "Isn't it a loss if you don't eat the money you spent?" You eat it too! ”

Huzi also smiled, and grabbed the melon seeds and swallowed them - what does this Hu Chuanwen have to do with himself? This yellow girl's horse has a relationship with Grandma Seventeen, doesn't she have to live her life? Although it looks strange in many places, does this have anything to do with yourself? Huzi is also big-hearted.

A fold of books, during which the little apprentice counted everything for the master's drink, and talked for two hours. The group went out, and the dog was hooked. Huzi also said that he was addicted, and when he had money in his pocket, he didn't have to climb over the wall to listen to books like a thief, but it was a pity that Xiao Jiu didn't come.

Xiao Jiu has not been on vacation for a while, and he has been nailed in the opera drum tower every day to practice well, saying that he will be on stage in the coming year.

This yellow girl couldn't help but ask, "Who is Xiao Jiu you are talking about?" Lingzhi replied here: "Xiao Jiu's surname is Chen, he is the young class master of the Drum Tower, and he can play with dogs and tigers on weekdays." ”

When Yueyue heard this, she became interested: "That feeling is good!" Didn't you know such a character? My father told me that the people who listen to the opera in the drum tower of this opera are all rich people, and the singers don't have to work, they can earn money by singing a few words on stage, and you will have to lead me to see and understand that day. ”

"Sister, how can there be such a good thing?" Lingzhi replied with a smile, "The hard work of singing is by no means lighter than that of your farming, and it is said that they are all played by the little master." It is not easy to have a line of work, and those who are sent to learn drama are all those who can't open the pot at home, can't raise this child, and sell themselves to the drama troupe when they are desperate, but as long as there is a bite to eat, no one wants to do such a hard job. ”

Zhao Yueyue was lectured by Lingzhi, so she kept her mouth shut.

The dog was still thinking about the book he had just listened to: "Brother Huzi, do you really say that you have done bad things to break Yang Shou?" ”

Huzi nodded: "There must be such a statement, but it is just a statement." As the old saying goes, 'kill people and set fire to the gold belt, build bridges and repair roads without corpses', doing bad deeds is not necessarily retribution, and doing good deeds may not be rewarded. Let's listen to books and have fun, why are you still interested? ”

The dog asked again: "Then Brother Huzi, can you teach me martial arts?" I also want to be a big hero like Qin Qiong! ”

Huzi is Yile again: "Don't take over your grocery store?" Do you want to worship me as a teacher? ”

"I don't worship you as a teacher," the dog raised his eyebrows, "but I just want to learn martial arts!" How boring is the owner of a grocery store? I want to be a chivalrous man, just like the book says, fighting swords and rivers and lakes, happy revenge! ”

"You really want to practice martial arts?"

"I just want to practice martial arts!"

The heart of a teenager is a play. Although Huzi is also a child, the dog is younger than him, not to mention, he is more pampered, and the child's temper is heavier, so Huzi naturally sees him through. He said, "Good! Then I'll teach you both hands, if you can learn, you can learn, if you can't learn, then you don't have this life! ”

"It's a deal!" Huzi has always been reluctant to teach the dog what skills he is, but now he agreed so easily, which made the dog blush excitedly, "Brother Huzi, you are not allowed to regret it!" ”

"I don't regret it," Huzi smiled very happily, "but this street is not a place to practice martial arts, let's go back to your house first." ”

The dog has a small courtyard of his own, and an old mother and Lingzhi are waiting together. Entering the courtyard, the dog couldn't wait: "Brother Huzi!" Brother Huzi! Teach me quickly! ”

Huzi squatted in the courtyard: "This martial arts practice is not a matter of jokes, but also a bone, can you learn me?" ”

The dog looked back and forth: "Brother Huzi, aren't you just?" These words made Lingzhi and Zhao Yueyue laugh for a while.

Huzi frowned: "This is called Ma Bu!" If you want to practice martial arts well, you have to start with squatting horse steps, if you can't even squat well and your feet are unstable, then don't think about practicing martial arts! ”

was scolded by Huzi like this, and the dog also received two playful expressions, and followed the appearance of Huzi and took a horse step. Although this Zhao puppy can't pick his shoulders and can't lift his hands, he hasn't done any heavy work since he was a child, and when he is ten years old, he is really powerless, but fortunately, the child's muscles and bones are soft, and another may be that he is good at balancing, and this horse step still looks like it.

Huzi originally wanted to see the dog make a fool of himself, but when he saw his appearance, he was stunned at first, and then a smile hooked up on his mouth: "Zama must be steady." On the first day of the day, it's not time to rush it, so let's tie in for an hour first. ”

"Huh?" Although Zhao Xiaogou didn't move, the boss was unhappy, "Brother Huzi, aren't you kidding me?" How awkward is it to stay like this, wow, you have to squat for an hour? Are all martial arts really practiced? ”

"What your brother Huzi said is true," Zhao Yueyue accosted beside her, "I have seen him punished by the master for squatting on the horse, he has to squat for a long time, and he has to put a bowl of water on his two hands, and not a drop is allowed to spill it!" ”

"Oh......" Hearing Zhao Yueyue testify, the dog complained softly and stopped talking.

Huzi couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at him so seriously. He took two bricks from under the flower pot in the corner of the courtyard and paced behind the dog, who had already begun to struggle.

He said: "The so-called 'strict master produces a high apprentice', in order for you to practice a good martial arts, I have to train you well!" Come on, on top! As he spoke, he pressed two bricks on the dog's shoulders, one on each side.

The dog didn't have much strength, and at this time his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand steadily. Huzi pressed down the two bricks, and the dog's face turned red, and the hot summer weather made sweat drip directly down his face. Huzi was still smiling evilly and counting: "One, two, three, four......"

As soon as Huzi counted to four, the dog sat down on the ground and dropped two bricks on both sides: "Don't learn!" Don't learn! What kind of martial arts to practice, this thing is too strenuous! ”