Chapter 19: The Female Man
It's another day, and so far, everyone is still sore all over their bodies, black spots on their skin, and they can't imagine that more brutal training has just begun.
After the routine five-kilometer training, they entered the new venue, Liu Min explained to the women's team, and was included in the men's team at the same time.
Looking at her provocative eyes, Xiao Sichuan turned his head: "Brother Hai, this is a naked threat, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it." ”
The second child also had nothing to do with his own ridicule: "Well, indeed, but if a woman is stronger than us, it will be a slap in the face." ”
Liu Hai didn't even look at the two of them, but said weakly: "Boring." ”
The subject is divided into several steps, the first step is a simple tire jump, two rows of tires side by side, and two feet straddling.
The second step is the fishing net array, the low fishing net is full of small bells and pins, you must lie low enough, and crawl forward quickly. Touching a bell or being pricked with a needle will be punished.
The third step is to jump over the wooden wall, a short buffer, climb the wooden wall with both hands and feet, and then jump off the three-meter-high wooden wall.
The fourth step is to cross the rope ladder, and the bottom is a mud pit, and the upper rope ladder must be climbed with both hands alternately, if you are not energetic halfway, you will fall into the mud pit and be punished.
The last step is to cross the pool, build a horizontal pillar on it, tie a long rope, swing from side to side, climb the fishing net on the opposite side, and ring the gong on it.
"Brother Hai, how does this look like Zhiyong Da Chong Pass." Xiao Sichuan scratched the back of his head.
"Don't talk nonsense, whatever he is, if he passes, he is a cow." Bangs flicked a chestnut on his head.
At this time, the instructor came over, still with a dark face, but our eyes were all looking into his eyes, trying to find something different.
Sure enough, his left eye is different, it should be a fake eye, and there was a sigh, no one made fun of him anymore, including Xiao Sichuan.
"What, wilted today? What about the previous trick-or-treating? He glanced around, looked at Liu Min and said, "How about it, do you need to demonstrate." ”
Liu Min shook his head: "No need. ”
Bangs thought to himself, how can this man's wife have the same mantra as me.
I saw Liu Min waiting for Wang Honggang to say "start", and immediately rushed out like a cheetah.
First, the flexible left and right feet cooperated, and soon passed the tire array. Then she threw herself on the ground with a "snap", stirring up a puff of dust.
"What a gentleman," said the little white face with envy.
At the same time that a group of people had goosebumps falling to the ground, Liu Min had already climbed into the fishing net, and saw that she bent her left leg for a while, and stretched out her arm for a while, her eyes always staring at the exit in front of her.
"Jingle bell" a bell rang.
"Is that all there is?" Xiao Sichuan pouted disdainfully.
"Shut up." Four or five voices immediately shocked Xiao Sichuan, including the instructor.
Xiao Sichuan looked at the bangs with an aggrieved face, and the bangs pretended not to see it.
Liu Min got out of the fishing net, and everyone found that her hands were full of dirt, and the front of her clothes was not like words, so they saw her spit out a mouthful of spittle with soil.
"It's so handsome, it's so manly to spit."
"I said Xiaobai, can we still do it, we are men."
"Who said I'm not, I just appreciate her, how about it, if you have the ability, I'll take a look."
Liu Hai smiled, as far as you dare to PK with Xiaobai, how about Xiaochuan, it's not obedient.
Liu Min had already sprinted, climbed the top of the wooden wall with both hands, hooked his right leg, stepped up, and threw his whole body to the opposite side.
The whole action was done in one go, and several people couldn't help but applaud. The girls watching on the other side applauded even more, especially Ding Ling, who was the happiest.
The second child looked at Ding Ling, and applauded without any interest, causing a burst of contempt from the bangs.
Coming to the rope ladder, Liu Min jumped up directly, grabbed the first stick with both hands, swung his body forward, and held the stick in front of him with his right hand.
One by one, they came to the middle of the rope ladder in a few clicks, and below them was a large pit with water and mud. Bangs suspected that this was deliberately arranged, and the water alone was not enough to express the embarrassment of the person who fell.
The woman's arm strength is weak, and sure enough, Liu Min doesn't look so agile as she started to, and her speed has slowed down significantly.
"Come on." Bangs shouted unexpectedly.
Liu Min seemed to hear it, glared, strengthened his hand, and continued to move forward, seeing that there was only one last one left.
Wang Honggang coughed: "According to the rules, if you fall down, you must start again and be punished for running five laps." ”
Liu Min swung a few times, his hand was almost unable to grasp the stick, and he was about to slide down.
Finally, she walked herself out in the sound of cheering, and the general stood on the edge of the mud pit, so dangerous, and her body shook a few times before she stood firm.
She let out a breath, grabbed the thick rope in front of her, took a few steps backwards, and flew forward.
"Poof." The whole person lay firmly on the standing fishing net, quickly grasped the hole in the fishing net with both hands, stepped on the bottom, and climbed up one by one.
Seeing that victory was in sight and the gong above was already in front of them, the women's team cheered and jumped.
At this moment, a small soldier on the platform came with a basin.
Splashing at Liu Min is head and face, that's miserable, in the words of Xiao Sichuan, it is the most pit Songkran festival in history.
Liu Min stumbled by the water, and then attacked suddenly, and his two hands were directly washed away from the fishing net. The upper body also falls straight back.
"Don't." Bangs rushed through the crowd with an arrow step, stretching out his hands to catch her.
But the distance was too far to reach, and the crowd looked at the crazy bangs in surprise and regret.
Liu Min fell, and someone in the women's team had already covered their eyes, and the little white face opened their mouths.
A miracle happened, Liu Min got off the fishing net, but her two feet hooked the hole eye, and she skillfully leaned her back against the platform, and her head was raised to avoid being shot in the head.
When she leaned on her waist and got up again, everyone was stunned, and after a while, there was a burst of "good".
Bangs returned to the group like a defeated deserter, drawing a laugh from several people, including the iron pillar and the bolt.
It's red like a monkey's ass, and the bangs want to dig a hole and bury the hot face in it.
When the gong sounded on the stage, Wang Honggang shouted: "Pass the customs." ”
He walked up to Bangs and said earnestly: "Well, yes, it should be like this for comrades-in-arms, there is a future." ”
After walking a few steps back, he turned his head again and said, "It's just that these arms and legs are a little shorter." ”
There was a burst of laughter behind him, and Liu Hai shouted angrily: "A bunch of beasts, are you still human?" ”
He looked at everyone with strange expressions, and when he turned around, he saw Liu Min standing behind him. Frightened, he jumped backwards and almost sat on the ground.
"Thank you." Liu Min laughed twice, and said as he returned to the team, "Am I that scary?" ”
Bangs looked at Liu Min with a spring breeze like a child, and his head followed her all the way to the back.
Since then, bangs have another nickname: lying on the ears.
Later, he knew that this was from Xiao Sichuan, which means that he is afraid of women and his wife.