Chapter 12 Are You Sure There's No Superhero Coming to Blow My Dog's Head?
In a pure white world, Leon woke up again.
As before, he still can't perceive himself, he can only "see", he can only "think".
Looking at this piece of whiteness, Li Ang sighed in his heart and condensed his mind.
"Can't you wait until I get home and look for me?" 】
The alien's answer is quick and to the point.
[I will consider your suggestion.] I am looking for you this time, because I have something for you to do. 】
Something you want me to do? What's up? Don't...... Leon was worried.
[The research plan was made so quickly?] 】
The alien replied quickly.
[Yes, now officially enter the first part of the first phase of the research, and your assistance is officially required.] 】
It seems that he can't hide from it, this person is a traitor, and the ball rape is decided.
[What exactly does this assistance do?] 】
The aliens began to explain.
[In the first stage of my research, I chose to study your "emotions", the unique "emotions" of you intelligent beings. All you have to do is help me collect a million copies of various "emotions". 】
Studying emotions? Also collecting emotions? Li Ang immediately expressed puzzlement.
[What exactly do you mean by this "emotion"?] How to collect? 】
Aliens explained.
[The "emotions" here are the ones you understand, such as anger, sadness, happiness, satisfaction, entanglement, etc., which are the "emotions" that belong to your kind of intelligent life. 】
What does it mean that we are the only intelligent beings? Don't you aliens have emotions? Well, from now on, it seems like there really isn't.
[Then how to collect this "emotion"?] Also, if you collect a million copies, how much is this "emotion"? 】
The alien's answer was swift.
[In words you can understand, an ordinary person of yours, the total amount of all the "emotional" changes he produces in a day, counts as one copy. As for how to collect it, you need to figure it out yourself, and my basic requirement here is to be open and voluntary. 】
What is the average person's total emotional volume in a day? Do you want me to figure it out on my own? Emotions are something that you can't see or touch, what can I do? And......
[This, what do you mean by public and voluntary?] 】
The alien explained.
[The meaning of public and voluntary is simple, you must disclose the details of the experiment to all subjects who have been subjected to the collection of "emotions", and obtain their consent to voluntarily participate in the experiment and voluntarily be collected "emotions".] After all, this is a formal research, and I must show respect for every intelligent life form involved in the research. Of course, the disclosure here does not include my identity or our relationship. That's why I'm looking for a research assistant, and you're the subject of this experiment. 】
What the? Do you want to do this experiment publicly? Do you want me to take the blame? This kind of messy experiment is already very dangerous to do in secret, okay! Also, who would voluntarily collect "emotions" and be studied? If you know how to respect others, don't you know how to respect me? Am I not an intelligent being?
Besides, even if I'm a world-famous psychologist, I can't do this kind of experiment. An "emotion" is the total amount of emotional changes in a person's day, so even if I spend money, someone is willing to be the person being studied, willing to be studied for 100 days, and wants to make up a million copies of "emotion", I have to find 10,000 such people! How is this possible?
Besides, I'm not a psychologist, I'm just an ordinary person! Do you want me to go out on the street and find a random person and ask him, "I'll give you 10,000 yuan, and you let me study your emotions for a hundred days?" ”
Who would say yes! If you don't get beaten like this, you will also be arrested by the police uncle!
And, most importantly, how do you collect such a ghost thing as "emotions"!
The roar in Leon's heart naturally couldn't hide from the aliens, and in an instant, a huge pale blue light curtain appeared in front of Leon, and then the aliens' "voice" came:
[As an assistant for this research, in order to better complete this research, you can choose three of these research equipment to use as appropriate.] 】
Research equipment? Alien research equipment? That's black technology, right?
The light curtain is very large, and it is densely filled with nouns and corresponding brief introductions.
Well, let me see what kind of black technology there is! Which ones can come in handy......
[Small Black Hole Generator]: A small black hole can be generated within four hours, and the type can be selected from four black holes: Schwarzschild black hole, R-N black hole, Newman black hole, and Kerr black hole.
There are still types of black holes...... Wrong! What am I building black holes for? Neurotic!
[Antimatter Bomb Production Line]: 20 antimatter bombs can be made per day, and the yield can be selected from 100,000 tons to 1 trillion tons of TNT equivalent.
One trillion tons of TNT equivalent? The Earth Monarch can't take a shot! With 20 rounds a day, are you going to blow up the entire solar system? Is it really good that you aliens provide such dangerous equipment? Aren't you really here to destroy us?
[Vacuum Zero Point Energy Power Furnace]: An eternal power furnace made with vacuum zero point energy technology, if it is operated at full power, it can affect the vacuum fluctuation to a certain extent.
What the hell can vacuum zero be? What the hell is the Eternal Power Furnace? And the vacuum fluctuates, does the vacuum also fluctuate?
[Time Stopper (Home Version)]: After use, the flow of time can be paused, the user is not affected, it can be suspended for 24 hours each time, and it takes 7200 hours to recharge after each use before it can continue to be used.
That's a good thing, and you can do a lot of things 24 hours a day...... Oh~ I have some bold ideas!
But what is going on with this "home version"? Do you aliens have one of these things in their homes? Nothing to pause time to play?
Look further down.
[Dyson Sphere (Small Stellar Special Edition)], [Dimensionality Reduction Strike Generator], [Elementary Particle Manipulation Set], [Space Jump Gate (Oversized)]......
There are a lot of black technologies on the list, some of which Leon can understand, and some of which he can't, and there are many things that can destroy the earth at once, and even destroy the solar system.
If you exchange these big killers, what is the difference between them and the villain boss in the movie?
Hey, it's good that I'm the assistant of the alien candidate, if I choose a crazy person with an anti-human personality, the consequences are unimaginable!
Of course, after looking through the entire list of instruments, Leon also found some good things, some of which are very useful, and can even make people go directly to the peak of life and dominate the earth.
However, if you want to complete the alien mission, you can only choose three......
After thinking carefully for a while, Leon asked:
[Alien, if I make a protocol and write all the information about the "emotional" research experiment, and the other party agrees to abide by the agreement without reading it carefully, is it public and voluntary? 】
This time it took the alien three or four seconds to answer.
[Count, as long as the other party agrees to this agreement, count.] 】
Leon then asked:
[Is there a time limit for collecting a million copies of "Emotions" this time?] 】
This time the alien answered as fast as ever.
[Yes, it must be completed within three years.] If you can't do it, you know. 】
I know, isn't it just a family explosion, and you aliens will do this trick when they turn over and over!
However, if there is three years, it is barely in time, but the specific effect of these black technologies ......
After thinking about it for a long time, Leon finally made up his mind.
[I think about it, I know which three research instruments to choose!] They are......]